Narrative

305.   Thane Chase Noland was born to Sonny Noland and Osmond Noland in the town of Shirley, on the island of Centreville. 13 people came to meet Thane Noland for the first time this year: Gelya Noland, Thane Noland, Sonny Noland, Lindsay Aldis, Reginauld Myke, Leroy Myke, Osmond Noland, Austen Aldis, Milli Myke, Leroy Myke, Partha Noland, Beau Noland, and Janifer Noland. Thane Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Shamit Myke and Brice Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Thane this year.
306.   Thane is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Thane Noland made 7 new friends this year: Lindsay Aldis, Genni Aldis, Obadiah Myke, Ashely Noland, Bridget Noland, Connie Noland, and Faunie Noland.
307.   Thane is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Thane Noland's younger sister, Ollie Noland, was born in Shirley. Rozina Myke people came to meet Thane Noland for the first time. Thane Noland made 6 new friends this year: Alida Aldis, Hiram Aldis, Durante Noland, Brice Noland, Taylor Noland, and Flossy Noland.
308.   Thane is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Thane visited his grandfather, Leroy Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Thane Noland's sister, Ollie Noland, died in Shirley, Centreville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Thane Noland made 5 new friends this year: Meade Myke, Wally Noland, Corenda Noland, Janifer Noland, and Loria Noland.
309.   Thane has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
310.   Thane Noland turned 5. Thane Noland's parents Osmond Noland and Sonny Noland divorced after 15 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Osmond Noland and Sonny Noland decided that Osmond will stay in their house, and Sonny will move out. Thane Noland's father Osmond Noland married Genni Aldis in Shirley, Centreville. Thane Noland met 5 new people this year: Gabriel Vaclav, Charlean Aldis, Olenka Vaclav, Boniface Vaclav, and Gabriel Vaclav. Thane Noland made 5 new friends this year: Torie Aldis, Roosevelt Aldis, Osmond Noland, Beau Noland, and Gabriel Vaclav.
311.   Thane Noland met one new person this year, Gershom Aldis. Thane Noland made 17 new friends this year: Austen Aldis, Charlean Aldis, Martie Aldis, Gershom Aldis, Paul Myke, Felicio Myke, Leyla Myke, Sibbie Myke, Amalie Myke, Wolfy Myke, Alfonzo Noland, Sonny Noland, Kerrin Noland, Horatio Noland, Casi Vaclav, Idalia Vaclav, and Gabriel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thane this year. The settlements of Clarkston, Shirleyand Parsons are consolidating; since it's the oldest town and the cultural center of the area, Clarkston will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Shirley, Thane Noland now lives in Clarkston.
312.   Thane Noland met 3 new people this year: Clarance Noland, Ikey Noland, and Pierette Myke. Thane Noland made 14 new friends this year: Hiro Aldis, Hiram Aldis, Woodie Aldis, Kanya Aldis, Tracey Myke, Dian Myke, Rozina Myke, Casie Myke, Barnebas Myke, Gelya Noland, Partha Noland, Charmine Noland, Olenka Vaclav, and Boniface Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thane this year.
313.   Thane Noland's younger half-sister, Angelique Noland, was born in Clarkston. Thane Noland's half-brother, Austen Aldis, murdered Paul Myke in an act of revenge. Thane Noland's half-brother, Austen Aldis, was murdered by Obadiah Myke in an act of revenge. Thane Noland's father, Osmond Noland, murdered Obadiah Myke in an act of revenge. Thane Noland's father, Osmond Noland, was murdered by Barnebas Myke in an act of revenge. Thane Noland met two new people this year, Jesselyn Aldis and Maurise Noland. Thane Noland made 3 new friends this year: Viki Aldis, Magna Aldis, and Shamit Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thane this year.
314.   Thane visited his friend Rozina Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Thane Noland met 4 new people this year: Dacy Aldis, Sheelagh Noland, Bernd Noland, and Herve Vaclav. Thane Noland made 7 new friends this year: Pierette Myke, Ali Myke, Clarance Noland, Angelique Noland, Augusta Vaclav, Arabela Vaclav, and Lois Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thane this year.
315.   Thane Noland is now 10 years old. Thane Noland met one new person this year, Joyce Noland. Thane Noland made 3 new friends this year: Darth Myke, Bernd Noland, and Herve Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thane this year.
316.   Thane Noland met one new person this year, Alyss Aldis. Thane Noland made 6 new friends this year: Beau Aldis, Jesselyn Aldis, Maureene Aldis, Freddie Myke, Sonny Myke, and Shandie Noland.
317.   Thane visited his friend Alfonzo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Thane Noland met 3 new people this year: Randa Myke, Bertrand Myke, and Audrey Gilles. Thane Noland made 5 new friends this year: Milli Myke, Bertrand Myke, Allan Noland, Joyce Noland, and Blaine Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thane this year.
318.   Thane Noland met 3 new people this year: Jule Myke, Miquela Myke, and Hewitt Aldis. Thane Noland made 6 new friends this year: Thatcher Gilles, Audrey Gilles, Rosalind Myke, Janeta Noland, Emmey Noland, and Sheelagh Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thane this year.
319.   Thane Noland made 4 new friends this year: Edgardo Aldis, Jule Myke, Miquela Myke, and Maurise Noland.
320.   Thane Noland is now 15 years old. Thane Noland met two new people this year, Beatrisa Aldis and Maureene Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thane this year.
321.   Thane Noland decided to leave Clarkston; he will do so shortly. Thane Noland moved out of Noland House in Clarkston. Thane Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Centreville at a rapid pace. Thane Noland stopped at neighboring Clarkston, a mile east of Clarkston. Thane Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Clarkston, Centreville, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Thane Noland moved into Vaclav House in Clarkston.
323.   Thane Noland is now 18 years old. Thane Noland married Tracey Myke in Clarkston, Centreville. Tracey Myke is now named Tracey Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Thane this year.
324.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Thane this year.
325.   Thane Noland turned 20. Thane Noland met two new people this year, Craig Aldis and Roosevelt Aldis. Thane visited with his friend Ashely Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville.
326.   Thane Noland had an affair with Augusta Vaclav. Thane Noland had an affair with Augusta Vaclav; Thane's wife, Tracey Noland, did not find out. Thane Noland met one new person this year, Truda Myke. Thane Noland made 3 new friends this year: Roosevelt Aldis, Kimberly Myke, and Maureene Myke.
327.   Thane reunited with his grandmother Randa Gilles, who he hasn't seen since 15 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville.
328.   Thane visited with his friend Jesselyn Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville.
329.   Thane Noland asked Tracey Noland for a divorce; Tracey Noland agreed to it. Thane Noland and Tracey Noland divorced after 6 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Thane Noland and Tracey Noland decided that Thane will stay in their house, and Tracey will move out. Thane Noland married Lois Vaclav in Clarkston, Centreville. Lois Vaclav is now named Lois Noland.
330.   Thane Noland turned 25. Thane Noland met 8 new people this year: Ric Noland, Ali Noland, Stormie Noland, Clara Aldis, Alf Noland, Clarance Noland, Jasmina Noland, and Brice Noland. Thane Noland made 6 new friends this year: Alf Noland, Ali Noland, Ric Noland, Jasmina Noland, Clarance Noland, and Brice Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Thane this year.
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332.   Gershom Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Clarkston for an expedition on the Laminarioid, which Gershom Aldis has agreed to lead. Thane Noland declined an invitation from Gershom Aldis to leave Clarkston on the Laminarioid, due to considerations of family. Thane Noland took his own life in Clarkston, Centreville; he was 27 years old. Thane Noland was laid to rest in the Clarkston cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.