Narrative

312.   Clarance Jan Noland was born to Charmine Noland and Capt. Brett Gilles in the town of Clarkston, on the island of Centreville. He is named after his grandfather, Clarance Noland. 3 people came to meet Clarance Noland for the first time this year: Clarance Noland, Charmine Noland, and Genni Noland. Gelya Noland people came to meet Clarance Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Clarance this year.
313.   Clarance is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sibbie Myke people came to meet Clarance Noland for the first time. Clarance Noland made 10 new friends this year: Wolfy Myke, Ashely Myke, Genni Noland, Partha Noland, Janifer Noland, Ikey Noland, Beau Noland, Idalia Vaclav, Arabela Vaclav, and Gabriel Vaclav.
314.   Clarance is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Clarance Noland made 7 new friends this year: Woodie Aldis, Thane Noland, Faunie Noland, Taylor Noland, Wally Noland, Casi Vaclav, and Gabriel Vaclav.
315.   Clarance is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Clarance Noland made 7 new friends this year: Corenda Aldis, Jesselyn Aldis, Casie Myke, Flossy Myke, Dian Myke, Alfonzo Noland, and Boniface Vaclav.
316.   Clarance has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Clarance Noland moved out of Noland House in Clarkston. Charmine Noland stopped in the wilderness 7 miles east of Clarkston.
317.   Clarance Noland turned 5. Clarance Noland's mother Charmine Noland married James Aldis in the wilderness of Centreville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Centreville, along with child Clarance Noland. Charmine Noland is now named Charmine Aldis.
318.   Clarance Noland's younger half-brother, Nunzio Aldis, was born in Wilderness of Centreville. Clarance Noland's parents Charmine Aldis and James Aldis divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Clarance Noland made 3 new friends this year: Charmine Aldis, James Aldis, and Loria Noland.
321.   Clarance Noland's mother Charmine Aldis married Thatcher Gilles in the wilderness of Centreville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Centreville, along with children Clarance Noland and Nunzio Aldis. Charmine Aldis is now named Charmine Gilles. Clarance Noland met one new person this year, Llewellyn Gilles.
322.   Clarance Noland turned 10.
324.   Clarance Noland met 5 new people this year: Janifer Aldis, Judi Myke, Casi Noland, Kitti Myke, and Caspar Myke. Clarance Noland made 5 new friends this year: Janifer Aldis, Judi Aldis, Bertrand Myke, Kitti Myke, and Casi Noland.
325.   Clarance Noland's younger half-sister, Charmine Gilles, was born in Wilderness of Centreville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Clarance this year.
326.   Clarance visited with his friend Amalie Myke, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville.
327.   Clarance Noland turned 15. Clarance Noland's mother, Charmine Gilles, died alone in the wilderness of Centreville of starvation; she was 36 years old. Clarance visited with his friend Beau Noland, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville.
329.   Clarance Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville; he will do so shortly. Clarance Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Centreville at a swift pace. Clarance Noland traveled 7 miles west in the wilderness of Centreville.
330.   Clarance Noland is now 18 years old. Clarance Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville; he will do so shortly. Clarance Noland is moving south from Wilderness of Centreville at a brisk pace. Clarance Noland traveled 8 miles south in the wilderness of Centreville.
331.   Clarance Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Centreville, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Clarance Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville; he will do so shortly. Clarance Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Centreville at a swift pace. Clarance Noland traveled 14 miles east in the wilderness of Centreville. Clarance Noland met 3 new people this year: Adeline Vaclav, Evan Myke, and Oswell Myke. Clarance visited with his friend Gabriel Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Clarance this year.
332.   Clarance Noland turned 20. Clarance Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville; he will do so shortly. Clarance Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Centreville at an ordinary pace. Clarance Noland emerged from the wilderness, after traveling 7 miles west to Hollow Rock. Clarance Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Hollow Rock, Centreville, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Clarance Noland moved into Noland House in Hollow Rock. Clarance Noland met 8 new people this year: Caryn Aldis, Arnoldo Gilles, Jamey Gilles, August Gilles, Craig Aldis, Roosevelt Aldis, Padraig Aldis, and Bridget Noland. Clarance visited with his friend Ashely Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. Clarance visited with his friend Gabriel Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. Clarance caught up with an old acquaintance, Ali Myke, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. Clarance Noland made 9 new friends this year: Craig Aldis, Caryn Aldis, Roosevelt Aldis, Roosevelt Aldis, Gerrard Gilles, Jamey Gilles, Lois Gilles, Arnoldo Gilles, and Bridget Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Clarance this year.
333.   Godiva Gilles had an affair with Clarance Noland. Godiva Gilles had an affair with Clarance Noland; Godiva's husband, Arnoldo Gilles, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Clarance Noland met 3 new people this year: Gwendolen Gilles, Martie Aldis, and Edgardo Aldis. Clarance Noland made 3 new friends this year: Edgardo Aldis, Martie Aldis, and August Gilles.
334.   Clarance Noland is thinking about leaving Hollow Rock, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Clarance Noland met two new people this year, Burt Gilles and Herve Vaclav. Clarance Noland made 3 new friends this year: Arnoldo Gilles, Godiva Gilles, and Herve Vaclav.
335.   Janifer Gilles had an affair with Clarance Noland. Janifer Gilles had an affair with Clarance Noland; Janifer's husband, Gerrard Gilles, did not find out.
337.   Clarance Noland is now 25 years old. Clarance Noland met one new person this year, Beau Aldis.
340.   Clarance Noland met two new people this year, Helga Aldis and Elizabeth Aldis.
341.   Clarance Noland met one new person this year, Sonny Myke.
342.   Clarance Noland turned 30. Clarance Noland met 5 new people this year: Barbabra Noland, Fanechka Noland, Janeta Noland, Jeb Noland, and Pedro Noland. Clarance just found out from Clarance Noland that his family member Judi Aldis died in Windham, Centreville 12 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in the wilderness of Centreville. (Clarance had recently found this out from Partha Noland.) Clarance Noland made 4 new friends this year: Lois Noland, Clarance Noland, Jeb Noland, and Janeta Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Clarance this year.
343.   Clarance visited his friend Gabriel Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 30 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville.
348.   Clarance visited with his friend Craig Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Hollow Rock, Centreville.
349.   Clarance Noland had a sexual liaison with Lois Noland.
350.   The dialect of Aniumustpyrx that Clarance Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Aniumustpyrx; as such, Centrevillean now speaks Clarance
351.   Clarance visited his friend Bridget Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Hollow Rock, Centreville, where they meet now for the last time.
352.   Clarance Noland turned 40. Clarance visited with his friend Beau Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Hollow Rock, Centreville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Clarance this year.
353.   Clarance Noland met one new person this year, Joyce Aldis.
354.   Clarance Noland met one new person this year, Gail Aldis. Clarance visited with his friend Martie Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Hollow Rock, Centreville.
355.   Burt Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Hollow Rock for an expedition on the Blennostatic, which Burt Gilles has agreed to lead. Clarance Noland enthusiastically accepted an invitation from Burt Gilles to leave Hollow Rock on the Blennostatic. Clarance Noland moved out of Noland House in Hollow Rock. Clarance Noland boarded the Blennostatic from the port of Hollow Rock, Centreville. Burt Gilles has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Blennostatic, under command of Capt. Burt Gilles, has left the harbor at Hollow Rock, Centreville. The Blennostatic is heading NW at full-speed.
356.   The Blennostatic is heading W at three-quarter speed.
357.   The Blennostatic is heading W at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Blennostatic have spotted land. The Blennostatic is approaching the island of Pelican. Blennostatic is now docked at Red Hill, on Pelican. Clarance Noland found an uninhabited house in Red Hill, Pelican, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Clarance Noland moved into Gilles House in Red Hill. Clarance Noland attempted to murder Godfrey Gilles as revenge for the latter's murder of Capt. Burt Gilles, but failed. The blood feud is not resolved, however. Clarance Noland met one new person this year, Mair Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Clarance this year.
358.   Clarance Noland attempted to murder Godfrey Gilles as revenge for the latter's murder of Capt. Burt Gilles, but failed. The blood feud is not resolved, however. Clarance Noland was killed in Red Hill, Pelican by Godfrey Gilles, who was acting in self-defense; he was 46 years old. Clarance Noland was laid to rest in the Red Hill cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
363.   Clarance Noland's half-brother, Nunzio Aldis, murdered Mohammad Gilles in an act of revenge.
364.   Clarance Noland's half-brother, Nunzio Aldis, murdered Nunzio Aldis in an act of revenge. This was his second victim.