Narrative

330.   Evan Oswell Myke was born to Brynna Myke and Oswell Myke in the wilderness of the island of Centreville. 4 people came to meet Evan Myke for the first time this year: Oswell Myke, Oswell Myke, Brynna Myke, and Nunzio Aldis. Evan Myke people came to meet Evan Myke for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Evan this year.
331.   Evan is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. 3 people came to meet Evan Myke for the first time this year: Adeline Vaclav, Gabriel Vaclav, and Marita Vaclav.
332.   Evan is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Evan Myke's parents Oswell Myke and Brynna Myke divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Oswell Myke and Brynna Myke decided that Brynna will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Centreville, and Oswell will leave.
333.   Evan is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Brynna Myke is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Evan Myke moved into Myke House in Huntingdon. Evan Myke moved out of Myke House in Wilderness of Centreville. Darell Gilles, Darth Myke, Marita Vaclav, Brynna Myke, Gwendolen Gilles, Nunzio Aldis, Gabriel Vaclav, Oswell Myke, Gabriel Vaclav, Evan Myke, Kerrin Gilles, Oswell Myke, Evan Myke, Marita Vaclav, Adeline Vaclav, Gabriel Vaclav, Rea Vaclav, Gwendolen Gilles, and Darell Gilles, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Centreville called Huntingdon. Evan Myke moved out of Myke House in Huntingdon. Evan Myke's mother Brynna Myke married Darth Myke in Huntingdon, Centreville. The settlements of Huntingdon and Wenatchee are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Huntingdon will absorb the other settlements.
334.   Evan has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Evan Myke's younger half-sister, Alis Myke, was born in Huntingdon.
335.   Evan Myke is now 5 years old. Evan Myke's father Oswell Myke married Kerrin Gilles in Huntingdon, Centreville.
336.   Evan Myke's younger half-brother, Ford Myke, was born in Huntingdon. Evan Myke's younger half-brother, Emile Myke, was born in the town of Huntingdon, on the island of Centreville. Evan Myke's half-brother, Ford Myke, died in Huntingdon, Centreville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Evan this year.
337.   Evan Myke's younger half-sister, Corenda Myke, was born in the town of Huntingdon, on the island of Centreville. Evan Myke's half-sister, Corenda Myke, died in Huntingdon, Centreville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Evan Myke met one new person this year, Jeb Noland. Evan Myke made 4 new friends this year: Janeta Noland, Clarance Noland, Adeline Vaclav, and Rea Vaclav.
338.   Evan Myke's parents Kerrin Myke and Oswell Myke divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evan this year.
339.   Evan Myke met two new people this year, Fanechka Noland and Carl Gilles. Evan Myke made 3 new friends this year: Durante Aldis, Gwendolen Gilles, and Joyce Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Evan this year.
340.   Evan Myke turned 10. Evan Myke's father, Oswell Myke, took his own life in Huntingdon, Centreville; he was 38 years old. Evan Myke met 3 new people this year: Craig Aldis, Mohammad Gilles, and Connie Gilles. Evan Myke made 3 new friends this year: Craig Aldis, Connie Gilles, and Jeb Noland.
341.   Evan Myke met one new person this year, Elsa Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Evan this year.
343.   Evan Myke's younger half-sister, Maureene Myke, was born in Huntingdon.
344.   Evan Myke met 4 new people this year: Gwendolen Gilles, Abdulkarim Aldis, Rosalind Aldis, and Herve Vaclav. Evan Myke made 5 new friends this year: Hiro Aldis, Rosalind Aldis, Gwendolen Gilles, Carl Gilles, and Herve Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Evan this year.
345.   Evan Myke turned 15. Evan Myke met two new people this year, Caspar Myke and Casi Myke.
346.   Evan Myke's brother, Oswell Myke, took his own life in Huntingdon, Centreville; he was 17 years old. Evan Myke met two new people this year, Caspar Myke and Antonin Myke.
347.   Evan Myke's parents Brynna Myke and Darth Myke divorced after 14 years of marriage; they had 3 children together.
348.   Evan Myke turned 18. Evan Myke met two new people this year, Esme Vaclav and Kanya Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Evan this year.
349.   Evan Myke met two new people this year, Barbabra Noland and Hiro Aldis.
350.   Evan Myke turned 20. The dialect of Aniumustpyrx that Evan Myke speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Aniumustpyrx; as such, Centrevillean now speaks Evan Evan Myke met one new person this year, Elysia Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Evan this year.
351.   Evan Myke is thinking about leaving Huntingdon, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Evan Myke met one new person this year, Dunstan Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Evan this year.
352.   Evan Myke met one new person this year, Anett Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evan this year.
353.   Evan visited his cousin, Gabriel Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
354.   Evan Myke met one new person this year, Hilary Noland.
355.   Evan Myke is now 25 years old. Evan Myke met one new person this year, Broderic Noland. Evan caught up with an old acquaintance, Alix Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Huntingdon, Centreville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evan this year.
356.   Evan Myke met 7 new people this year: Edgardo Aldis, Carroll Aldis, Ollie Aldis, Kimberly Aldis, Kara-Lynn Gilles, Clarance Aldis, and Clayton Noland. Evan just found out from Edgardo Aldis that his uncle Arie Vaclav was murdered in Windham, Centreville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Huntingdon, Centreville. (Edgardo had recently found this out from Pierette Aldis.) Evan Myke made 6 new friends this year: Ollie Aldis, Edgardo Aldis, Edgardo Aldis, Kimberly Aldis, Carroll Aldis, and Clayton Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Evan this year.
357.   Evan Myke met 6 new people this year: Craig Myke, Vibhu Noland, Isaac Noland, Annabal Gilles, Andreana Aldis, and Roderigo Aldis. Evan visited with his friend Mohammad Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Huntingdon, Centreville. Evan Myke made 5 new friends this year: Annabal Gilles, Craig Myke, Rustin Myke, Pascal Noland, and Esme Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Evan this year.
358.   Evan Myke met 3 new people this year: Angelique Noland, Kittie Noland, and Pascal Noland. Evan Myke made 5 new friends this year: Roderigo Aldis, Abdulkarim Aldis, Kittie Noland, Sheila-Kathryn Noland, and Barbabra Noland.
359.   In Myke House, their home, Evan is attending to Brynna Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Evan Myke's mother, Brynna Myke, died in Huntingdon, Centreville, of natural causes; she was 71 years old. Evan Myke met 3 new people this year: Glynis Gilles, Geoff Aldis, and Anatollo Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Evan this year.
360.   Evan Myke turned 30. Evan Myke has made up his mind: he is going to leave Huntingdon, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
361.   Evan Myke is thinking about leaving Huntingdon, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Evan Myke met two new people this year, Alys Noland and Gwendolen Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Evan this year.
362.   Pascal Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Huntingdon for an expedition on the Saccharate, which Pascal Noland has agreed to lead. Evan Myke accepted an invitation from Pascal Noland to leave Huntingdon on the Saccharate. Evan Myke moved out of Myke House in Huntingdon. Evan Myke boarded the Saccharate from the port of Huntingdon, Centreville. The group about to board the Saccharate has decided that, rather than Pascal Noland naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Abdulkarim Aldis's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Evan Myke vocally disagrees. The Saccharate, under command of Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis, has left the harbor at Huntingdon, Centreville. The Saccharate is heading S at three-quarter speed. As an act of mutiny, Evan Myke is going to attempt to murder Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis, whose decision-making aboard the Saccharate has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Evan Myke attempted to murder Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Evan Myke and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Pascal Noland, Maureene Myke, Caspar Myke, Rea Vaclav, and Sheila-Kathryn Aldis. Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis has decided that the conspirators will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis ordered the hanging of 26-year-old Pascal Noland at sea aboard the Saccharate as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Pascal tried to murder Abdulkarim. Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis ordered the hanging of 19-year-old Maureene Myke at sea aboard the Saccharate as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Maureene tried to murder Abdulkarim. This was his second victim. Evan Myke's half-sister, Maureene Myke, was hanged aboard the Saccharate as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis; she was 19 years old. Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis ordered the hanging of 18-year-old Caspar Myke at sea aboard the Saccharate as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Caspar tried to murder Abdulkarim. This was his third victim. Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis ordered the hanging of 30-year-old Rea Vaclav at sea aboard the Saccharate as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Rea tried to murder Abdulkarim. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis ordered the hanging of 58-year-old Sheila-Kathryn Aldis at sea aboard the Saccharate as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Sheila-Kathryn tried to murder Abdulkarim. This was his fifth victim. Evan Myke was hanged aboard the Saccharate as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Abdulkarim Aldis; he was 32 years old.