Narrative

300.   Ford Saw Myke was born to Pierette Myke and Worth Myke in the town of Fort Yukon, on the island of Centreville. He is named after his uncle, Ford Myke. 9 people came to meet Ford Myke for the first time this year: Godiva Myke, Worth Myke, Paul Myke, Pierette Myke, Ferdie Myke, Connie Myke, Ford Myke, Leroy Myke, and Aveline Myke. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ford this year.
301.   Ford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
302.   Ford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ford Myke's younger brother, Oswell Myke, was born in Fort Yukon.
303.   Ford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
304.   Ford has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
305.   Ford Myke turned 5. Ford Myke made 3 new friends this year: Godiva Myke, Worth Myke, and Ferdie Myke.
307.   Ford Myke's parents Pierette Myke and Worth Myke divorced after 17 years of marriage; they had 10 children together. Pierette Myke and Worth Myke decided that Worth will stay in their house, and Pierette will move out. Ford Myke moved out of Aldis House in Fort Yukon. Ford Myke moved into Myke House in Fort Yukon.
308.   Pierette Myke is planning to move to a bigger town. Pierette Myke moved to Hollow Rock, 8 miles away from Fort Yukon. Pierette Myke found an uninhabited house in Hollow Rock, Centreville, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Ford Myke moved out of Myke House in Fort Yukon. Ford Myke moved into Aldis House in Hollow Rock. Ford Myke moved out of Aldis House in Fort Yukon. Ford Myke met 8 new people this year: Chester Noland, Brynna Aldis, Emmey Noland, Oona Aldis, Jasmina Noland, Vite Aldis, Merilee Aldis, and Zena Aldis. Ford Myke made 15 new friends this year: Bliss Aldis, Brynna Aldis, Zena Aldis, Pincus Aldis, Vite Aldis, Arnoldo Gilles, August Gilles, Leroy Myke, Audrey Myke, Chester Noland, Brice Noland, Jasmina Noland, Otho Noland, Rosalind Noland, and Charmine Noland.
309.   Ford Myke met two new people this year, Sheila-Kathryn Aldis and Chiquita Noland. Ford Myke made 8 new friends this year: Kimberly Aldis, Merilee Aldis, Bud Aldis, Thatcher Gilles, Meade Myke, Judi Noland, Connie Noland, and Connie Noland.
310.   Ford Myke turned 10. Ford visited his friend Vite Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Aldis House, their home, Ford is attending to Ferdie Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ford Myke's brother, Ferdie Myke, died in Hollow Rock, Centreville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 16 years old. In Aldis House, their home, Ford is attending to Aveline Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ford Myke's sister, Aveline Myke, died in Hollow Rock, Centreville, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 12 years old. Ford Myke met two new people this year, Jesselyn Aldis and Hiram Aldis. Ford Myke made 4 new friends this year: Jesselyn Aldis, Hiram Aldis, Taylor Noland, and Mac Noland.
311.   Ford Myke met 4 new people this year: Gerrard Gilles, Ric Noland, Eddie Noland, and Clarance Noland. Ford Myke made 4 new friends this year: Lindsay Aldis, Emmey Noland, Demetre Noland, and Judi Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ford this year.
312.   Ford visited his friend Demetre Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ford visited his friend Merilee Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ford visited his friend Bliss Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Aldis House, their home, Ford is attending to Pierette Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ford Myke's mother, Pierette Myke, died in Hollow Rock, Centreville, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 58 years old. Ford Myke met two new people this year, Elizabeth Gilles and Pierette Noland. Ford Myke made 4 new friends this year: James Aldis, Oona Aldis, Sheila-Kathryn Aldis, and Sharline Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ford this year.
313.   Ford Myke's half-brother, Paul Myke, murdered 52-year-old Hiram Aldis in Clarkston, Centreville. Ford Myke met one new person this year, Hewie Gilles.
314.   Ford visited his friend Otho Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Hollow Rock, Centreville, where they meet now for the last time. Ford Myke met one new person this year, Durante Noland. Ford Myke made 3 new friends this year: Durante Noland, Bridget Noland, and Eddie Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ford this year.
315.   Ford Myke is now 15 years old. Ford Myke's brother, Leroy Myke, was murdered in Hollow Rock, Centreville by Durante Noland; he was 16 years old. Ford Myke's brother, Connie Myke, murdered Durante Noland in an act of revenge. Ford Myke's brother, Connie Myke, was murdered by Chester Noland in an act of revenge. Ford Myke's father, Worth Myke, murdered Chester Noland in an act of revenge. Ford Myke's father, Worth Myke, killed 19-year-old Mac Noland in self-defense in Hollow Rock, Centreville, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim. Ford Myke met two new people this year, Roberto Noland and Janeta Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ford this year.
316.   Ford Myke's father Worth Myke married Rosalind Noland in Hollow Rock, Centreville. Ford Myke met one new person this year, Kirsteni Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ford this year.
317.   Ford just found out from Bridget Noland that his family member Siouxie Myke died in Boston, Centreville 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Hollow Rock, Centreville. (Bridget had recently found this out from Lois Aldis.) Ford just found out from Bridget Noland that his brother Paul Myke was murdered in Clarkston, Centreville 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Hollow Rock, Centreville. (Bridget had recently found this out from Lois Aldis.)
318.   Ford Myke turned 18.
320.   Ford Myke is now 20 years old. Ford Myke met 3 new people this year: Joly Aldis, Bernd Noland, and Llewellyn Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ford this year. Ford Myke is worrying about his father Worth Myke, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Van Horn, Centreville.
321.   Ford Myke met two new people this year, Durante Noland and Issi Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ford this year.
322.   Ford Myke is thinking about leaving Hollow Rock, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Ford Myke met 3 new people this year: Alf Noland, John-David Gilles, and Durante Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ford this year.
323.   Ford Myke met one new person this year, Joyce Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ford this year.
324.   Ford Myke is thinking about leaving Hollow Rock, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
325.   Ford Myke turned 25. Ford Myke is thinking about leaving Hollow Rock, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Ford visited his friend Lois Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Hollow Rock, Centreville, where they meet now for the last time.
326.   Due to alarming rates of homelessness on Centreville, indicative of excessive population density on the island, Ford Myke has decided to start building a ship in Hollow Rock, so that at least some of the displaced people of Centreville may soon be able to seek out more spacious lands. Ford Myke started building a ship in Hollow Rock; it's about 28% completed. Ford Myke is thinking about leaving Hollow Rock, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ford this year.
327.   Ford Myke could not find time to continue working on his ship this year. Ford visited his friend Genni Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
328.   Ford Myke is continuing to build a ship in Hollow Rock; it's about 43% completed. Ford Myke is planning to move to a bigger town. Ford Myke decided to leave Hollow Rock; he will do so shortly. Ford Myke moved out of Aldis House in Hollow Rock. Ford Myke is moving south from Wilderness of Centreville at a swift pace. Ford Myke stopped in the wilderness 13 miles south of Hollow Rock. Ford Myke was told of an uninhabited house in Boston, Centreville, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Ford Myke moved into Aldis House in Boston. Ford Myke met 3 new people this year: Dian Aldis, Herve Vaclav, and Arie Vaclav. Ford just found out from Kimberly Myke that his father Worth Myke died in Boston, Centreville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 13 years ago in in Hollow Rock, Centreville. (Kimberly had recently found this out from Kimberly Myke.) Ford visited with his friend Rosalind Myke, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Hollow Rock, Centreville. Ford visited with his friend Janeta Noland, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Hollow Rock, Centreville. Ford visited with his friend Sheila-Kathryn Noland, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Hollow Rock, Centreville. Ford visited with his friend Kimberly Myke, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Hollow Rock, Centreville. Ford Myke made 4 new friends this year: Dian Aldis, Sonny Noland, Janeta Noland, and Herve Vaclav.
329.   Ford Myke is thinking about leaving Boston, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Ford visited his friend Kimberly Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 21 years ago in Hollow Rock, Centreville. Ford Myke met one new person this year, Thatcher Noland. Ford just found out from Sonny Noland that his grandmother Connie Aldis died of natural causes in Van Horn, Centreville 9 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 17 years ago in in Hollow Rock, Centreville. (Sonny had recently found this out from Lindsay Aldis.) Ford visited with his friend Lindsay Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Hollow Rock, Centreville.
330.   Ford Myke turned 30. Ford Myke has fallen ill. Ford is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Lindsay Aldis, Rosalind Aldis, Oona Aldis, Dian Aldis, Sonny Noland, Janeta Noland, Sheila-Kathryn Noland, Pierette Noland, Eddie Noland, Herve Vaclav, Arie Vaclav, Arabela Vaclav, and Audrey Vaclav. Ford Myke died in Boston, Centreville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 30 years old. Ford Myke was laid to rest in the Boston cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
355.   Ford Myke's half-brother, Arie Vaclav, murdered Felicio Myke in an act of revenge.