Narrative

297.   Darth Ford Myke was born to Illa Myke and Obadiah Myke in the town of Shirley, on the island of Centreville. 14 people came to meet Darth Myke for the first time this year: Meade Myke, Darth Myke, Shamit Myke, Loria Noland, Illa Myke, Lois Noland, Sibbie Aldis, Garcon Noland, Obadiah Myke, Siouxie Myke, Viki Myke, Pepito Myke, Kerrin Noland, and Corenda Noland. Darth Myke's mother, Illa Myke, took her own life in Shirley, Centreville; she was 37 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
298.   Darth is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Darth Myke made 4 new friends this year: Bud Aldis, Margareta Myke, Garcon Noland, and Osmond Noland.
299.   Darth is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Darth Myke made 6 new friends this year: Durante Noland, Corenda Noland, Bridget Noland, Clarance Noland, Rozina Noland, and Christoph Vaclav.
300.   Darth is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
301.   Darth has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Darth visited his friend Margareta Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
302.   Darth Myke is now 5 years old. Darth Myke met two new people this year, Nevil Aldis and Janifer Noland.
303.   Darth Myke's father Obadiah Myke married Milli Myke in Shirley, Centreville. Darth Myke met 3 new people this year: Merilee Aldis, Brice Noland, and Lois Vaclav. Darth Myke made 4 new friends this year: Gershom Aldis, Siouxie Myke, Shamit Myke, and Flossy Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
304.   Darth Myke's younger half-brother, Reginauld Myke, was born in Shirley. Darth Myke met one new person this year, Horatio Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
305.   Darth Myke's younger half-brother, Wolfy Myke, was born in Shirley. Darth Myke's half-brother, Reginauld Myke, died in Shirley, Centreville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Darth Myke met one new person this year, Beau Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
306.   Darth Myke met one new person this year, Thane Noland. Darth Myke made 5 new friends this year: Alida Aldis, Genni Aldis, Horatio Noland, Janifer Noland, and Connie Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
307.   Darth Myke is now 10 years old. Darth Myke's younger half-brother, Felicio Myke, was born in Shirley. Darth Myke met 4 new people this year: Hiram Aldis, Ollie Noland, Roosevelt Aldis, and Leyla Myke. Darth Myke made 7 new friends this year: Hiram Aldis, Paul Myke, Gelya Noland, Shayne Noland, Allan Noland, Ollie Noland, and Ali Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
308.   Darth visited his friend Shayne Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Shirley, Centreville, where they meet now for the last time. Darth Myke met two new people this year, Shandie Noland and Dian Myke. Darth visited with his family member Meade Myke, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Darth Myke made 4 new friends this year: Hiram Aldis, Obadiah Myke, Meade Myke, and Alfonzo Noland.
309.   Darth Myke met two new people this year, Gabriel Vaclav and Idalia Vaclav. Darth Myke made 6 new friends this year: Austen Aldis, Woodie Aldis, Kanya Aldis, Roosevelt Aldis, Loria Noland, and Casi Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
310.   Darth Myke met one new person this year, Boniface Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
311.   Darth Myke's younger half-sister, Freddie Myke, was born in Shirley. Darth Myke met one new person this year, Hiro Aldis. Darth Myke made 3 new friends this year: Martie Aldis, Gabriel Vaclav, and Idalia Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year. The settlements of Clarkston, Shirleyand Parsons are consolidating; since it's the oldest town and the cultural center of the area, Clarkston will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Shirley, Darth Myke now lives in Clarkston.
312.   Darth Myke is now 15 years old. Darth Myke met two new people this year, Clarance Noland and Jesselyn Aldis. Darth caught up with an old acquaintance, Barnebas Myke, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Darth caught up with an old acquaintance, Randa Noland, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Darth Myke made 3 new friends this year: Hiro Aldis, Beau Noland, and Ikey Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
313.   Darth Myke's father, Obadiah Myke, murdered Austen Aldis in an act of revenge. Darth Myke's father, Obadiah Myke, was murdered by Osmond Noland in an act of revenge. Darth Myke met 4 new people this year: Angelique Noland, Sonny Myke, Magna Aldis, and Maurise Noland. Darth Myke made 3 new friends this year: Jesselyn Aldis, Charmine Noland, and Gabriel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
314.   Darth visited his friend Rozina Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Darth Myke met 4 new people this year: Augusta Vaclav, Beau Aldis, Sheelagh Noland, and Blaine Vaclav. Darth Myke made 4 new friends this year: Casie Myke, Pierette Myke, Lois Vaclav, and Olenka Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
315.   Darth Myke turned 18. Darth Myke met one new person this year, Thatcher Gilles. Darth Myke made 4 new friends this year: Thane Noland, Joyce Noland, Angelique Noland, and Herve Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
317.   Darth Myke is now 20 years old. Darth visited his friend Alfonzo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Darth Myke met two new people this year, Jule Myke and Audrey Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
318.   Darth Myke married Janifer Noland in Clarkston, Centreville. Janifer Noland is now named Janifer Myke. Darth Myke met 4 new people this year: Emmey Noland, Alix Gilles, Worth Myke, and Janeta Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
319.   Darth Myke met one new person this year, Miquela Myke. Darth Myke made 3 new friends this year: Charlean Aldis, Edgardo Aldis, and Janeta Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
320.   Darth Myke decided to leave Clarkston, and his wife Janifer Myke begrudgingly agreed; they will do so shortly. Darth Myke's wife, Janifer Myke, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Darth. Darth Myke moved out of Myke House in Clarkston. Darth Myke is moving east from Wilderness of Centreville at a rapid pace. Darth Myke stopped in the woods just outside Clarkston.
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322.   Darth Myke turned 25. Darth Myke's half-brother, Wolfy Myke, murdered Martie Myke in an act of revenge.
323.   Darth just found out from Flossy Myke that his sister Viki Aldis was murdered in Clarkston, Centreville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 4 years ago in in Clarkston, Centreville. (Flossy had recently found this out from Flossy Myke.)
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325.   Darth Myke decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville, and his wife Janifer Myke begrudgingly agreed; they will do so shortly. Darth Myke's wife, Janifer Myke, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Darth. Darth Myke is moving north from Wilderness of Centreville at a fast pace. Darth Myke traveled 9 miles north in the wilderness of Centreville. Darth Myke met one new person this year, Nunzio Aldis.
326.   Darth Myke decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville, but his wife Janifer Myke argued against the idea; Darth was convinced and will stay afterall. Darth caught up with an old acquaintance, Amalie Myke, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville.
327.   Darth Myke is now 30 years old. Darth Myke has decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville; he will go in the night without asking or even telling his wife Janifer Myke. Darth Myke is moving south from Wilderness of Centreville at a moderate pace. Darth Myke traveled 9 miles south in the wilderness of Centreville.
328.   Darth Myke decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville, but his wife Janifer Myke argued passionately against the idea; Darth dropped the subject and will stay afterall. Darth just found out from Loria Noland that his brother Wolfy Myke died in Clarkston, Centreville 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Clarkston, Centreville. (Loria had recently found this out from Loria Noland.) Darth just found out from Loria Noland that his family member Loria Myke died of natural causes in Boston, Centreville 10 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 22 years ago in in Shirley, Centreville. (Loria had recently found this out from Kimberly Myke.) Darth visited with his family member Loria Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville.
329.   Darth Myke asked Janifer Myke for a divorce; Janifer Myke agreed to it. Darth Myke and Janifer Myke divorced after 11 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Darth Myke and Janifer Myke decided that Janifer will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Centreville, and Darth will move out. Darth Myke decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville; he will do so shortly. Darth Myke is moving west from Wilderness of Centreville at a brisk pace. Darth Myke traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Centreville.
330.   Janifer Myke had a sexual liaison with Darth Myke. Darth Myke decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville; he will do so shortly. Darth Myke is moving west from Wilderness of Centreville at a swift pace. Darth Myke stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Centreville. Darth caught up with an old acquaintance, Beau Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville.
331.   Darth Myke is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Centreville, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Darth Myke decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville; he will do so shortly. Darth Myke is moving north from Wilderness of Centreville at a swift pace. Darth Myke traveled 8 miles north in the wilderness of Centreville. Darth visited with his friend Gabriel Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville.
332.   Darth Myke decided to leave Wilderness of Centreville; he will do so shortly. Darth Myke is moving north from Wilderness of Centreville at a rapid pace. Darth Myke traveled 6 miles north in the wilderness of Centreville. Darth Myke met 5 new people this year: Oswell Myke, Gabriel Vaclav, Darell Gilles, Evan Myke, and Brynna Myke. Darth caught up with an old acquaintance, Kerrin Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. Darth Myke made 3 new friends this year: Oswell Myke, Brynna Myke, and Marita Vaclav.
333.   Darth Myke is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Darth Myke moved into Myke House in Huntingdon. Darell Gilles, Darth Myke, Marita Vaclav, Brynna Myke, Gwendolen Gilles, Nunzio Aldis, Gabriel Vaclav, Oswell Myke, Gabriel Vaclav, Evan Myke, Kerrin Gilles, Oswell Myke, Evan Myke, Marita Vaclav, Adeline Vaclav, Gabriel Vaclav, Rea Vaclav, Gwendolen Gilles, and Darell Gilles, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Centreville called Huntingdon. Darth Myke married Brynna Myke in Huntingdon, Centreville. Darth Myke met one new person this year, Oswell Myke. The settlements of Huntingdon and Wenatchee are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Huntingdon will absorb the other settlements.
334.   Brynna Myke gave birth to a girl named Alis Illa Myke, of whom Darth Myke is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
335.   Darth Myke met one new person this year, Adeline Vaclav.
336.   Brynna Myke gave birth to a boy named Ford Zared Myke, after Ford Myke, of whom Darth Myke is the father. Darth Myke's son, Ford Myke, died in Huntingdon, Centreville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
337.   Darth Myke turned 40. Darth Myke met two new people this year, Clarance Noland and Jeb Noland. Darth visited with his friend Janeta Noland, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. Darth Myke made 3 new friends this year: Alis Myke, Adeline Vaclav, and Gabriel Vaclav.
338.   Darth Myke met one new person this year, Lois Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
339.   Darth Myke met 4 new people this year: Durante Aldis, Fanechka Noland, Mohammad Gilles, and Emile Myke. Darth just found out from Brynna Myke that one of his oldest friends, Partha Noland, was murdered in Windham, Centreville 1 years ago. Partha and Darth first met 41 years ago in in Shirley, Centreville, but hadn't seen each other since 15 years ago in in the wilderness of Centreville. (Brynna had recently found this out from Janeta Noland.) Darth visited with his niece Alyss Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. Darth visited with his friend Joyce Noland, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. Darth caught up with an old acquaintance, Alix Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. Darth Myke made 4 new friends this year: Durante Aldis, Alix Gilles, Alyss Gilles, and Emile Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
341.   Darth Myke met 3 new people this year: Barbabra Noland, Carl Gilles, and Elsa Gilles. Darth visited with his friend Hiro Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 22 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. Darth just found out from Hiro Aldis that one of his oldest friends, Beau Noland, died in Warren, Centreville 4 years ago. Beau and Darth first met 36 years ago in in Shirley, Centreville, but hadn't seen each other since 13 years ago in in the wilderness of Centreville. (Hiro had recently found this out from Arabela Gilles.) A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
342.   Darth Myke met one new person this year, Connie Gilles. Darth Myke made 3 new friends this year: Connie Gilles, Carl Gilles, and Evan Myke.
343.   Brynna Myke gave birth to a girl named Maureene Genni Myke, after Maureene Myke, of whom Darth Myke is the father. Darth visited with his friend Rosalind Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 24 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. Darth visited with his friend Lindsay Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in the wilderness of Centreville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
344.   Darth Myke met one new person this year, Gwendolen Gilles. Darth visited with his nephew Herve Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 25 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville. Darth caught up with an old acquaintance, Arnoldo Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 41 years ago in Shirley, Centreville.
345.   Darth Myke met 4 new people this year: Caspar Myke, Caspar Myke, Arie Vaclav, and Caspar Myke.
346.   Darth Myke met one new person this year, Antonin Myke.
347.   Darth Myke turned 50. Darth Myke and Brynna Myke divorced after 14 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Brynna Myke and Darth Myke decided that their children, Alis and Maureene, will live with Brynna. Brynna Myke and Darth Myke decided that Brynna will stay in their house, and Darth will move out. Darth Myke moved out of Myke House in Huntingdon. Darth Myke moved into Myke House in Huntingdon. Darth Myke married Marita Vaclav in Huntingdon, Centreville. Marita Vaclav is now named Marita Myke. Darth just found out from Marita Myke that one of his oldest friends, Janeta Noland, died in Hollow Rock, Centreville 4 years ago. Janeta and Darth first met 29 years ago in in Clarkston, Centreville, but hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Huntingdon, Centreville. (Marita had recently found this out from Brynna Myke.)
348.   Caspar Myke attempted to murder Darth Myke, but failed and was himself killed. Darth Myke killed 26-year-old Caspar Myke in self-defense in Huntingdon, Centreville, after the latter tried to murder him. Herve Vaclav attempted to murder Darth Myke as revenge for the latter's murder of Caspar Myke, but failed. The blood feud is not resolved, however. Darth Myke met two new people this year, Esme Vaclav and Abdulkarim Aldis.
349.   Darth Myke was murdered by Herve Vaclav in an act of revenge. Darth Myke was laid to rest in the Huntingdon cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
352.   Darth Myke's daughter Alis Myke married Arie Vaclav in Huntingdon, Centreville. Alis Myke is now named Alis Vaclav.
353.   Darth Myke's grandchild, named Connie Vaclav, was born in the town of Windham, Centreville; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Alis Vaclav.
354.   Darth Myke's grandchild, named Alicia Vaclav, was born in the town of Windham, Centreville; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Alis Vaclav.
355.   Darth Myke's grandchild, named Genni Vaclav, was born in the town of Windham, Centreville; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Alis Vaclav. Darth Myke's half-brother, Felicio Myke, murdered Beau Aldis in an act of revenge.
356.   Darth Myke's grandchild, named Worth Vaclav, was born in the town of Windham, Centreville; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Alis Vaclav.
359.   Darth Myke's daughter Alis Vaclav married Hilary Noland in Windham, Centreville. Alis Vaclav is now named Alis Noland.
360.   Darth Myke's grandchild, named Lockwood Noland, was born in the town of Windham, Centreville; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Alis Noland.
363.   Darth Myke's grandchild, named Jolynn Noland, was born in the town of Windham, Centreville; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Alis Noland.
364.   Darth Myke's grandchild, named Deane Noland, was born in the town of Windham, Centreville; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Alis Noland.
365.   Darth Myke's grandchild, named Shamit Noland, was born in the town of Windham, Centreville; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Alis Noland.
369.   Darth Myke's grandchild, named Donald Noland, was born in the wilderness of Centreville; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Alis Noland.
370.   Darth Myke's grandchild, named Shamit Noland, was born in the wilderness of Centreville; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Alis Noland.
373.   Darth Myke's grandchild, named Caron Noland, was born in the wilderness of Centreville; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Alis Noland.
376.   Darth Myke's daughter Alis Noland and Hilary Noland divorced after 17 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Alis Noland and Hilary Noland decided that their children, Jolynn, Deane, Shamit, and Caron, will live with Alis. Darth Myke's daughter Alis Noland married Dunstan Aldis in Huntingdon, Centreville.
377.   Darth Myke's grandchild, named Elizabeth Aldis, was born in the town of Huntingdon, Centreville; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Alis Aldis.
383.   Darth Myke's grandchild, named Abdulkarim Aldis, was born in the town of Huntingdon, Centreville; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Alis Aldis.
384.   Darth Myke's grandchild, named Dunstan Aldis, was born in the town of Huntingdon, Centreville; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Alis Aldis. Darth Myke's daughter Alis Aldis and Dunstan Aldis divorced after 8 years of marriage; they had 2 children together.
390.   Darth Myke's grandchild, named Dunstan Aldis, was born in the town of Huntingdon, Centreville; the child's mother is Darth's daughter, Alis Aldis.
392.   Darth Myke's daughter Alis Aldis married Bertrand Gilles in Huntingdon, Centreville. Alis Aldis is now named Alis Gilles.
394.   Darth Myke's daughter Alis Gilles and Bertrand Gilles divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
401.   Darth Myke's grandson, Deane Noland, murdered Baily Myke in an act of revenge.