Narrative

340.   Abner Harmon Aldis was born to Judi Aldis and Pincus Aldis in the town of Black Diamond, on the island of Centreville. 11 people came to meet Abner Aldis for the first time this year: Joly Aldis, Issi Aldis, Judi Aldis, Genni Aldis, Genni Aldis, Hewie Gilles, Jan Noland, Oona Aldis, Pincus Aldis, Abner Aldis, and Lois Noland. Abner Aldis's younger half-brother, Pen Noland, was born in the town of Black Diamond, on the island of Centreville. Abner Aldis's half-brother, Pen Noland, died in Black Diamond, Centreville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Abner Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Woodie Aldis, Issi Aldis, Hiro Aldis, Pincus Aldis, Hewie Gilles, and Allan Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Abner this year.
341.   Abner is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Abner Aldis made 11 new friends this year: Joly Aldis, Judi Aldis, Genni Aldis, Kassi Gilles, John-David Gilles, Hewie Gilles, Barri Gilles, Maurise Noland, Faunie Noland, Audrey Vaclav, and Herve Vaclav.
342.   Abner is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Abner Aldis's younger brother, Wally Aldis, was born in Black Diamond. Abner Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Caryn Aldis, Martie Aldis, and Arie Vaclav.
343.   Abner is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Abner Aldis's brother, Wally Aldis, died in Black Diamond, Centreville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
344.   Abner has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Abner Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Olenka Gilles, Jesselyn Noland, Vibhu Noland, Cob Noland, Annabal Noland, and Clayton Noland.
345.   Abner Aldis is now 5 years old. Abner Aldis met 5 new people this year: Sheila-Kathryn Noland, Elsa Gilles, Isaac Gilles, Connie Gilles, and Rachel Aldis. Abner Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Stillman Aldis, Alyss Gilles, Shea Gilles, Carl Gilles, Hercule Noland, and Sheila-Kathryn Noland.
346.   Abner Aldis met one new person this year, Bertie Noland. Abner Aldis made 8 new friends this year: Rachel Aldis, Roosevelt Aldis, Padraig Aldis, Elsa Gilles, Connie Gilles, Mohammad Gilles, John-David Gilles, and Emmey Noland.
347.   Abner Aldis met one new person this year, Suzzy Gilles.
348.   Abner Aldis met two new people this year, Barbabra Noland and Jeb Noland. Abner Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Charmine Gilles, Fanechka Noland, Jeb Noland, Clarance Noland, and Barbabra Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Abner this year.
349.   Maurise Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Black Diamond for an expedition on the Tongueshot, which Maurise Noland has agreed to lead. Pincus Aldis declined an invitation from Maurise Noland to leave Black Diamond on the Tongueshot, due to considerations of their own age. Abner visited his friend Barri Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Black Diamond, Centreville, where they meet now for the last time.
350.   Abner Aldis turned 10. The dialect of Aniumustpyrx that Abner Aldis speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Aniumustpyrx; as such, Centrevillean now speaks Abner
351.   Abner Aldis's sister, Joly Noland, died in Black Diamond, Centreville, after a freak accident; she was 31 years old. Abner Aldis met one new person this year, Gail Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Abner this year.
352.   Abner Aldis met one new person this year, Hilary Noland.
353.   Abner Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Matthias Myke, Harmon Noland, and Godiva Vaclav.
354.   Abner visited his friend Audrey Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Black Diamond, Centreville, where they meet now for the last time. Abner Aldis met one new person this year, Illa Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Abner this year.
355.   Abner Aldis turned 15. Abner Aldis met two new people this year, Esme Vaclav and Normie Vaclav. Abner Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Darell Noland, Pascal Noland, Normie Vaclav, and Esme Vaclav.
356.   In Aldis House, their home, Abner is attending to Pincus Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Abner Aldis's father, Pincus Aldis, died in Black Diamond, Centreville, of natural causes; he was 70 years old. Abner Aldis met two new people this year, Oona Gilles and Jamey Gilles.
357.   The settlements of Black Diamond, Warren, and Boston are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Black Diamond will absorb the other settlements.
358.   Abner Aldis is now 18 years old. Stormie Vaclav had an affair with Abner Aldis. Stormie Vaclav had an affair with Abner Aldis; Stormie's husband, Yaakov Vaclav, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Abner Aldis met 8 new people this year: Ollie Aldis, Carroll Aldis, Kimberly Aldis, Archon Vaclav, Bjorne Vaclav, Troy Aldis, Aldwin Vaclav, and Ezechiel Aldis. Abner Aldis made 10 new friends this year: Ollie Aldis, Carroll Aldis, Edgardo Aldis, Kimberly Aldis, Pierette Aldis, August Myke, Zena Myke, Stormie Vaclav, Archon Vaclav, and Yaakov Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Abner this year.
359.   Abner Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Troy Aldis, Ezechiel Aldis, Caspar Myke, Aldwin Vaclav, and Illa Vaclav.
360.   Abner Aldis is now 20 years old.
361.   Abner Aldis met two new people this year, Jan Vaclav and Craig Myke.
362.   Abner Aldis married Kimberly Aldis in Black Diamond, Centreville. Abner visited his friend Woodie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in Black Diamond, Centreville, where they meet now for the last time. Abner visited his friend Godiva Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Black Diamond, Centreville, where they meet now for the last time.
363.   Kimberly Aldis gave birth to a boy named Bharat Ezechiel Aldis, of whom Abner Aldis is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Abner this year.
364.   Kimberly Aldis gave birth to a girl named Rosemonde Audrey Aldis, of whom Abner Aldis is the father. Abner Aldis met one new person this year, Pepi Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Abner this year.
365.   Abner Aldis turned 25. Kimberly Aldis gave birth to a girl named Judi Pierette Aldis, after Judi Aldis, of whom Abner Aldis is the father. Abner Aldis met 5 new people this year: Edgardo Aldis, Gwendolen Noland, Hiro Aldis, Isaac Noland, and Pascal Noland. Abner Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Edgardo Aldis, Hiro Aldis, Shaun Aldis, Rosemonde Aldis, Pascal Noland, and Isaac Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Abner this year.
366.   Kimberly Aldis gave birth to a girl named Brynna Leese Aldis, after Brynna Myke, of whom Abner Aldis is the father. Abner Aldis and Kimberly Aldis divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Abner Aldis and Kimberly Aldis decided that Abner will stay in their house, and Kimberly will move out. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Abner this year.
367.   Abner visited his friend Faunie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 26 years ago in Black Diamond, Centreville, where they meet now for the last time.
368.   Abner Aldis married Fanechka Noland in Black Diamond, Centreville. Fanechka Noland is now named Fanechka Aldis.
369.   Harmon Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Black Diamond for an expedition on the Greengrocery, which Harmon Noland has agreed to lead. Abner Aldis reluctantly accepted an invitation from Harmon Noland to leave Black Diamond on the Greengrocery, but will have to consult family. Fanechka Aldis agreed to go on the journey. Abner Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Black Diamond. Abner Aldis boarded the Greengrocery from the port of Black Diamond, Centreville. The group about to board the Greengrocery has decided that, rather than Harmon Noland naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Harmon Noland's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Abner Aldis vocally disagrees. The Greengrocery, under command of Capt. Harmon Noland, has left the harbor at Black Diamond, Centreville. The Greengrocery is heading W at half-speed. As an act of mutiny, Abner Aldis is going to attempt to murder Capt. Harmon Noland, whose decision-making aboard the Greengrocery has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Abner Aldis attempted to murder Capt. Harmon Noland as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Abner Aldis and his two conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt, Fanechka Aldis and August Myke. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Harmon Noland ordered the hanging of 30-year-old Fanechka Aldis at sea aboard the Greengrocery as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Fanechka tried to murder Harmon. Abner Aldis's wife, Fanechka Aldis, was hanged aboard the Greengrocery as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Harmon Noland; she was 30 years old. Abner Aldis was hanged aboard the Greengrocery as capital punishment for the attempted murder of his nephew Capt. Harmon Noland; he was 29 years old.
383.   Abner Aldis's daughter Rosemonde Aldis married Howie Gilles in Delphos, Centreville.
384.   Abner Aldis's grandchild, named Howie Gilles, was born in the town of Delphos, Centreville; the child's mother is Abner's daughter, Rosemonde Gilles.
385.   Abner Aldis's grandchild, named Temp Gilles, was born in the town of Delphos, Centreville; the child's mother is Abner's daughter, Rosemonde Gilles.
387.   Abner Aldis's grandchild, named Annabal Gilles, was born in the town of Myke Lake, Centreville; the child's mother is Abner's daughter, Rosemonde Gilles.
389.   Abner Aldis's grandchild, named Ailina Gilles, was born in the town of Huntingdon, Centreville; the child's mother is Abner's daughter, Rosemonde Gilles. Abner Aldis's daughter Rosemonde Gilles and Howie Gilles divorced after 6 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Rosemonde Gilles and Howie Gilles decided that their children, Howie, Temp, and Ailina, will live with Rosemonde.
394.   Abner Aldis's daughter Judi Aldis married Mitchael Myke in the wilderness of Centreville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Centreville.
395.   Abner Aldis's daughter Judi Myke and Mitchael Myke divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
396.   Abner Aldis's daughter Rosemonde Gilles married Emil Noland in Huntingdon, Centreville. Rosemonde Gilles is now named Rosemonde Noland.
398.   Abner Aldis's grandchild, named Garold Noland, was born in the town of Huntingdon, Centreville; the child's mother is Abner's daughter, Rosemonde Noland. Abner Aldis's son Bharat Aldis married Elizabeth Aldis in Chester Count, Centreville.
399.   Abner Aldis's son, Bharat Aldis, murdered 50-year-old Bertrand Gilles in Chester Count, Centreville.
400.   Abner Aldis's grandchild, named Vonnie Noland, was born in the town of Huntingdon, Centreville; the child's mother is Abner's daughter, Rosemonde Noland.
401.   Abner Aldis's daughter Rosemonde Noland and Emil Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Emil Noland and Rosemonde Noland decided that their child, Vonnie, will live with Rosemonde.