Narrative

305.   Wolfy Jean-Lou Myke was born to Milli Myke and Obadiah Myke in the town of Shirley, on the island of Centreville. 22 people came to meet Wolfy Myke for the first time this year: Leroy Myke, Wolfy Myke, Milli Myke, Obadiah Myke, Beau Noland, Thane Noland, Darth Myke, Austen Aldis, Janifer Noland, Siouxie Myke, Pepito Myke, Faunie Noland, Sonny Noland, Lindsay Aldis, Shamit Myke, Kerrin Noland, Corenda Noland, Gelya Noland, Reginauld Myke, Viki Myke, Sibbie Aldis, and Leroy Myke. Wolfy Myke's brother, Reginauld Myke, died in Shirley, Centreville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wolfy this year.
306.   Wolfy is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wolfy Myke made 6 new friends this year: Lindsay Aldis, Genni Aldis, Taylor Noland, Ashely Noland, Janifer Noland, and Brice Noland.
307.   Wolfy is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wolfy Myke's younger brother, Felicio Myke, was born in Shirley. Wolfy Myke made 3 new friends this year: Wally Noland, Flossy Noland, and Faunie Noland.
308.   Wolfy is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wolfy visited his grandfather, Leroy Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Meade Myke people came to meet Wolfy Myke for the first time. Wolfy Myke made 3 new friends this year: Ali Noland, Osmond Noland, and Alfonzo Noland.
309.   Wolfy has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Wolfy Myke made 3 new friends this year: Roosevelt Aldis, Gelya Noland, and Gabriel Vaclav.
310.   Wolfy Myke is now 5 years old. Wolfy Myke met 3 new people this year: Casi Vaclav, Boniface Vaclav, and Gabriel Vaclav.
311.   Wolfy Myke's younger sister, Freddie Myke, was born in Shirley. Wolfy Myke met two new people this year, Rozina Myke and Olenka Vaclav. Wolfy Myke made 9 new friends this year: Woodie Aldis, Kanya Aldis, Sibbie Myke, Rozina Myke, Thane Noland, Kerrin Noland, Horatio Noland, Boniface Vaclav, and Idalia Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wolfy this year. The settlements of Clarkston, Shirleyand Parsons are consolidating; since it's the oldest town and the cultural center of the area, Clarkston will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Shirley, Wolfy Myke now lives in Clarkston.
312.   Wolfy Myke met 3 new people this year: Arabela Vaclav, Jesselyn Aldis, and Magna Aldis. Wolfy Myke made 5 new friends this year: Jesselyn Aldis, Paul Myke, Partha Noland, Ikey Noland, and Loria Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wolfy this year.
313.   Wolfy Myke's father, Obadiah Myke, murdered Austen Aldis in an act of revenge. Wolfy Myke's father, Obadiah Myke, was murdered by Osmond Noland in an act of revenge. Wolfy Myke met 4 new people this year: Angelique Noland, Maureene Vaclav, Maurise Noland, and Clarance Noland. Wolfy Myke made 3 new friends this year: Clarance Noland, Charmine Noland, and Beau Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wolfy this year.
314.   Wolfy visited his friend Rozina Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wolfy Myke met two new people this year, Herve Vaclav and Bernd Noland. Wolfy Myke made 7 new friends this year: Charlean Aldis, Magna Aldis, Shamit Myke, Casie Myke, Angelique Noland, Olenka Vaclav, and Gabriel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wolfy this year.
315.   Wolfy Myke turned 10. Wolfy Myke met one new person this year, Sheelagh Noland.
316.   Wolfy Myke met two new people this year, Joyce Noland and Audrey Gilles. Wolfy Myke made 3 new friends this year: Beau Aldis, Connie Gilles, and Felicio Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wolfy this year.
317.   Wolfy visited his friend Alfonzo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Shirley, Centreville. Wolfy Myke met two new people this year, Jule Myke and Edgardo Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wolfy this year.
318.   Wolfy Myke met 3 new people this year: Emmey Noland, Alix Gilles, and Miquela Myke. Wolfy Myke made 3 new friends this year: Emmey Noland, Janeta Noland, and Herve Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wolfy this year.
319.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wolfy this year.
320.   Wolfy Myke turned 15. Wolfy Myke met one new person this year, Maureene Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wolfy this year.
322.   Wolfy Myke's half-sister, Viki Aldis, was killed in Clarkston, Centreville by Martie Myke, who was acting in self-defense; she was 27 years old. Wolfy Myke murdered Martie Myke in an act of revenge. Wolfy Myke made 4 new friends this year: Alyss Aldis, Gershom Aldis, Audrey Gilles, and Pierette Myke.
323.   Wolfy Myke is now 18 years old. Wolfy Myke met one new person this year, Genni Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wolfy this year.
324.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wolfy this year.
325.   Wolfy Myke is now 20 years old. Corenda Aldis had a sexual liaison with Wolfy Myke. Wolfy Myke met 3 new people this year: Craig Aldis, Randa Noland, and Roosevelt Aldis. Wolfy visited with his friend Ashely Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Clarkston, Centreville.
326.   Wolfy Myke married Corenda Aldis in Clarkston, Centreville. Corenda Aldis is now named Corenda Myke. Wolfy Myke took his own life in Clarkston, Centreville; he was 21 years old. Wolfy Myke was laid to rest in the Clarkston cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
348.   Wolfy Myke's half-brother, Darth Myke, killed 26-year-old Caspar Myke in self-defense in Huntingdon, Centreville, after the latter tried to murder him.
355.   Wolfy Myke's brother, Felicio Myke, murdered Beau Aldis in an act of revenge.