Narrative

267.   Woodie Sarge Zollie was born to Van Zollie and Adam Zollie in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. 15 people came to meet Woodie Zollie for the first time this year: Adam Zollie, Stephanus Gilles, Yaakov Zollie, Christoph Zollie, Van Zollie, Woodie Zollie, Milka Gilles, Mattie Zollie, Aubrie Zollie, Annecorinne Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Elyse Gilles, Katey Gilles, Nathanial Zollie, and Mikel Quinn. Woodie Zollie's sister, Aubrie Zollie, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Tera Gilles people came to meet Woodie Zollie for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
268.   Woodie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Woodie Zollie made 14 new friends this year: Vernor Gilles, Catharina Gilles, Shea Gilles, Margie Gilles, Katey Gilles, Janet Gilles, Tera Gilles, Bealle Gilles, Allianora Gilles, Christoph Zollie, Nicky Zollie, Delcina Zollie, Sydney Zollie, and Winfield Zollie.
269.   Woodie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Woodie Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Margie Gilles, Flynn Gilles, Margie Gilles, Reine Gilles, Austen Noland, Mikel Quinn, and Vernor Zollie.
270.   Woodie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Woodie Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Sydney Zollie and Hugh Zollie. Woodie Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Vernor Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Alta Gilles, Adam Zollie, Mattie Zollie, and Hugh Zollie.
271.   Woodie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Woodie Zollie's younger brother, Gus Zollie, was born in Douglas. Woodie visited his friend Hugh Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Woodie Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Jennine Gilles, Peyton Gilles, Granville Zollie, and Candie Zollie.
272.   Woodie Zollie turned 5. Woodie Zollie met 8 new people this year: Reece Zollie, Jeff Gilles, Andy Zollie, Elbertine Zollie, Goober Gilles, Nester Quinn, Vernor Zollie, and Mirella Gilles. Woodie Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Tate Gilles, Ruddie Gilles, Jethro Gilles, Brice Gilles, Georgena Noland, Jethro Zollie, Robena Zollie, and Nathanial Zollie.
273.   Woodie Zollie met one new person this year, Lynelle Zollie. Woodie Zollie made 15 new friends this year: Shamus Gilles, Marge Gilles, Marge Gilles, Milka Gilles, Lilith Gilles, Aylmer Gilles, Stephanus Gilles, Elbertine Zollie, Sydney Zollie, Ryann Zollie, Jamie Zollie, Gus Zollie, Andy Zollie, Van Zollie, and Portia Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
274.   Woodie Zollie's younger sister, Rhona Zollie, was born in Douglas. Woodie visited his friend Bealle Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Woodie Zollie met 10 new people this year: Bealle Zollie, Pepita Quinn, Nicky Zollie, Samuel Zollie, Scot Zollie, Dasya Gilles, Woody Zollie, Marcelia Gilles, Beck Zollie, and Chadd Zollie. Woodie Zollie made 11 new friends this year: Justine Gilles, Finley Gilles, Elyse Gilles, Bealle Gilles, Mirella Gilles, Leo Quinn, Niki Zollie, Sheridan Zollie, Lynelle Zollie, Scot Zollie, and Robena Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
275.   Woodie Zollie met 3 new people this year: Aggi Gilles, Penny Zollie, and Xena Zollie. Woodie Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Jeff Gilles, Annecorinne Gilles, Dasya Gilles, Michaela Gilles, Reece Zollie, Samuel Zollie, Xena Zollie, and Ric Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
276.   Woodie visited his friend Jethro Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Woodie Zollie met two new people this year, Elfreda Gilles and Boyd Quinn. Woodie Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Marcelia Gilles, Nester Quinn, Vernor Zollie, Rhona Zollie, and Nicky Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
277.   Woodie Zollie turned 10. Woodie Zollie's younger brother, Warde Zollie, was born in Douglas. In Zollie House, their home, Woodie is attending to Van Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Woodie Zollie's mother, Van Zollie, died in Douglas, White Pine, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 37 years old. Woodie visited his friend Reine Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Woodie Zollie met 3 new people this year: Mirella Gilles, Erin Zollie, and Lilith Gilles. Woodie Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Aggi Gilles, Kanya Gilles, Loretta Gilles, Erin Gilles, Elfreda Gilles, Erin Quinn, Yaakov Zollie, Penny Zollie, Erin Zollie, and Woody Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
278.   Woodie Zollie met 5 new people this year: Delora Zollie, Osgood Shumeet, Rutter Shumeet, Erin Quinn, and Natalya Shumeet. Woodie Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Milka Gilles, Goober Gilles, Clarita Noland, and Bealle Zollie.
279.   In Zollie House, their home, Woodie is attending to Adam Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Woodie Zollie's father, Adam Zollie, died in Douglas, White Pine, of natural causes; he was 58 years old. Woodie Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Boyd Quinn, Freddy Shumeet, and Natalya Shumeet.
280.   Woodie visited his friend Robena Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Woodie Zollie met two new people this year, Derby Quinn and Justine Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
281.   Woodie visited his friend Katey Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Woodie Zollie met 4 new people this year: Chere Quinn, Nevins Gilles, Tobie Quinn, and Foster Gilles. Woodie Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Nevins Gilles, Mirella Gilles, Pepita Quinn, Margie Shumeet, Robena Shumeet, Osgood Shumeet, and Delora Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
282.   Woodie Zollie is now 15 years old. Woodie Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Foster Gilles, Chere Quinn, Rutter Shumeet, Kellina Shumeet, and Beck Zollie.
283.   Woodie Zollie met one new person this year, Aindrea Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
284.   Woodie Zollie met one new person this year, Robena Gilles. Woodie Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Justine Gilles, Tobie Quinn, Erin Quinn, and Robena Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
285.   Woodie Zollie turned 18. Woodie Zollie married Mirella Gilles in Douglas, White Pine. Mirella Gilles is now named Mirella Zollie. Woodie Zollie met one new person this year, Bianca Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
286.   Woodie Zollie asked Mirella Zollie for a divorce, but Mirella pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Woodie Zollie met 3 new people this year: Ardra Gilles, Jerri Gilles, and Nevins Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
287.   Woodie Zollie is now 20 years old. Mirella Zollie gave birth to a girl named Carilyn Van Zollie, of whom Woodie Zollie is the father. Woodie Zollie met 6 new people this year: Donal Gilles, Mamie Gilles, Christoph Zollie, Peyton Gilles, Hassan Gilles, and Ester Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
288.   Mirella Zollie gave birth to a girl named Marielle Van Zollie, of whom Woodie Zollie is the father. Woodie Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Ardra Gilles, Peyton Gilles, and Christoph Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
289.   Mirella Zollie gave birth to a girl named Bert Caterina Zollie, of whom Woodie Zollie is the father. Woodie Zollie's daughter, Bert Zollie, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Woodie Zollie met 3 new people this year: Margie Shumeet, Margie Gilles, and Vasily Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
290.   Mirella Zollie gave birth to a girl named Estele Lilith Zollie, after Estele Gilles, of whom Woodie Zollie is the father. Woodie Zollie attempted to murder Jethro Gilles as revenge for the latter's murder of Osgood Shumeet, but failed. The blood feud is not resolved, however. Woodie Zollie was killed in Douglas, White Pine by Jethro Gilles, who was acting in self-defense; he was 23 years old. Woodie Zollie was laid to rest in the Douglas cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there. Woodie Zollie's brother, Yaakov Zollie, murdered Jethro Gilles in an act of revenge. Woodie Zollie's brother, Nathanial Zollie, murdered Bealle Gilles in an act of revenge. Woodie Zollie's brother, Nathanial Zollie, killed 62-year-old Shea Gilles in self-defense in Douglas, White Pine, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.
291.   Mirella Zollie gave birth to a boy named Guillaume Yaakov Zollie, of whom Woodie Zollie is the father.
306.   Woodie Zollie's daughter Marielle Zollie married Vasily Gilles in Douglas, White Pine.
308.   Woodie Zollie's grandchild, named Elisha Gilles, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Marielle Gilles.
310.   Woodie Zollie's grandchild, named Ethyl Gilles, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Marielle Gilles. Woodie Zollie's son Guillaume Zollie married Xena Zollie in Douglas, White Pine.
312.   Woodie Zollie's grandchild, named Spense Gilles, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Marielle Gilles.
313.   Woodie Zollie's grandchild, named Vergil Zollie, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's father is Woodie's son, Guillaume Zollie. Woodie Zollie's daughter Marielle Gilles and Vasily Gilles divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Vasily Gilles and Marielle Gilles decided that their child, Spense, will live with Marielle. Woodie Zollie's daughter Estele Zollie married Tate Gilles in Douglas, White Pine.
314.   Woodie Zollie's grandchild, named Fredrika Zollie, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's father is Woodie's son, Guillaume Zollie. Woodie Zollie's grandchild, named Tate Gilles, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Estele Gilles.
315.   Woodie Zollie's grandchild, named Mirella Zollie, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's father is Woodie's son, Guillaume Zollie. Woodie Zollie's grandchild, named Andie Gilles, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Estele Gilles.
316.   Woodie Zollie's daughter Estele Gilles and Tate Gilles divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 2 children together.
317.   Woodie Zollie's daughter Marielle Gilles married Marcus Zollie in Douglas, White Pine.
321.   Woodie Zollie's grandchild, named Whitby Zollie, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's father is Woodie's son, Guillaume Zollie.
322.   Woodie Zollie's grandchild, named Mirella Zollie, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's father is Woodie's son, Guillaume Zollie.
324.   Woodie Zollie's daughter Marielle Zollie and Marcus Zollie divorced after 7 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
325.   Woodie Zollie's grandchild, named Guillaume Zollie, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's father is Woodie's son, Guillaume Zollie. Woodie Zollie's daughter Marielle Zollie married Tobie Quinn in Douglas, White Pine. Marielle Zollie is now named Marielle Quinn.
327.   Woodie Zollie's grandchild, named Van Quinn, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Marielle Quinn.
328.   Woodie Zollie's grandchild, named Tonie Zollie, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's father is Woodie's son, Guillaume Zollie. Woodie Zollie's daughter Marielle Quinn and Tobie Quinn divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had one child together. Woodie Zollie's daughter Marielle Quinn married Tobie Quinn in the wilderness of White Pine; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine, along with child Spense Gilles.
329.   Woodie Zollie's daughter Marielle Quinn and Tobie Quinn divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together.
330.   Woodie Zollie's grandson, Spense Gilles, murdered Parnell Gilles in an act of revenge. Woodie Zollie's grandson, Spense Gilles, murdered 26-year-old Nevins Gilles in self-defense in the wilderness of White Pine, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.