Narrative

275.   Ephrayim Maurie Shumeet was born to Lorri Shumeet and Freddy Shumeet in the wilderness of the island of White Pine. He is named after his mother's uncle, Ephrayim Noland. 5 people came to meet Ephrayim Shumeet for the first time this year: Freddy Shumeet, Osgood Shumeet, Rutter Shumeet, Lorri Shumeet, and Natalya Shumeet. Freddy Shumeet's wife, Lorri Shumeet, and children, Rutter Shumeet, Ephrayim Shumeet, Osgood Shumeet, and Natalya Shumeet, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Freddy. Freddy Shumeet stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine. Ephrayim Shumeet people came to meet Ephrayim Shumeet for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ephrayim this year.
276.   Ephrayim is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ephrayim Shumeet's younger sister, Bari Shumeet, was born in Wilderness of White Pine. Ephrayim Shumeet's sister, Bari Shumeet, died alone in the wilderness of White Pine from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Freddy Shumeet's wife, Lorri Shumeet, and children, Rutter Shumeet, Ephrayim Shumeet, Osgood Shumeet, and Natalya Shumeet, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Freddy. Freddy Shumeet stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine.
277.   Ephrayim is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ephrayim Shumeet's younger brother, Willi Shumeet, was born in Wilderness of White Pine. Ephrayim Shumeet's parents Freddy Shumeet and Lorri Shumeet divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Freddy Shumeet and Lorri Shumeet decided that Lorri will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of White Pine, and Freddy will leave. Lorri Shumeet stayed put at her campsite in the wilderness of White Pine.
278.   Ephrayim is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Lorri Shumeet stayed put at her campsite in the wilderness of White Pine.
279.   Ephrayim has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Ephrayim Shumeet's father Freddy Shumeet married Margie Gilles in Douglas, White Pine. Lorri Shumeet traveled a mile west in the wilderness of White Pine.
280.   Ephrayim Shumeet is now 5 years old. Ephrayim Shumeet's parents Freddy Shumeet and Margie Shumeet divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Ephrayim Shumeet died alone in the wilderness of White Pine of starvation; he was 5 years old. Kellina Shumeet, who had briefly met Ephrayim Shumeet due to the proximity of their campsites in the wilderness of White Pine, buried him there and placed a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's birth year, and so put 'Unknown'.
281.   Ephrayim Shumeet's father Freddy Shumeet married Robena Gilles in Douglas, White Pine.
282.   Ephrayim Shumeet's parents Freddy Shumeet and Robena Shumeet divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
283.   Ephrayim Shumeet's father Freddy Shumeet married Milka Gilles in Douglas, White Pine. Ephrayim Shumeet's mother Lorri Shumeet married Winfield Zollie in the wilderness of White Pine; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine, along with child Willi Shumeet. Lorri Shumeet is now named Lorri Zollie.
284.   Ephrayim Shumeet's younger half-sister, Niki Zollie, was born in Wilderness of White Pine.
285.   Ephrayim Shumeet's younger half-sister, Marrissa Zollie, was born in Wilderness of White Pine. Ephrayim Shumeet's younger half-sister, Pepita Shumeet, was born in Wilderness of White Pine. Ephrayim Shumeet's parents Lorri Zollie and Winfield Zollie divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together.
286.   Ephrayim Shumeet's mother Lorri Zollie married Ric Zollie in the wilderness of White Pine; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine, along with children Willi Shumeet and Niki Zollie.
287.   Ephrayim Shumeet's parents Lorri Zollie and Ric Zollie divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
288.   Ephrayim Shumeet's younger half-sister, Robena Zollie, was born in Wilderness of White Pine. Ephrayim Shumeet's younger half-brother, Ulises Shumeet, was born in Wilderness of White Pine.
289.   Ephrayim Shumeet's younger half-brother, Shamus Shumeet, was born in Wilderness of White Pine.
298.   Ephrayim Shumeet's parents Freddy Shumeet and Milka Shumeet divorced after 15 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Ephrayim Shumeet's father Freddy Shumeet married Justine Gilles in Douglas, White Pine.
301.   Ephrayim Shumeet's parents Freddy Shumeet and Justine Shumeet divorced after 3 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
303.   Ephrayim Shumeet's mother Lorri Zollie married Vernor Gilles in Douglas, White Pine. Lorri Zollie is now named Lorri Gilles.
304.   Ephrayim Shumeet's father Freddy Shumeet married Erin Zollie in Douglas, White Pine.
311.   Ephrayim Shumeet's parents Vernor Gilles and Lorri Gilles divorced after 8 years of marriage; they had one child together.
312.   Ephrayim Shumeet's brother, Willi Shumeet, murdered 56-year-old Tate Gilles in the wilderness of Wilderness of White Pine.
330.   Ephrayim Shumeet's mother Lorri Gilles married Nicky Zollie in Douglas, White Pine. Lorri Gilles is now named Lorri Zollie.