Narrative

261.   Yaakov Adam Zollie was born to Van Zollie and Adam Zollie in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. 11 people came to meet Yaakov Zollie for the first time this year: Adam Zollie, Freddy Shumeet, Christoph Zollie, Van Zollie, Annecorinne Zollie, Nevins Gilles, Yaakov Zollie, Missie Zollie, Tiffie Gilles, Osgood Zollie, and Elyse Gilles. Yaakov Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Loretta Gilles and Allianora Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
262.   Yaakov is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Yaakov Zollie's younger sister, Mattie Zollie, was born in Douglas. Marcelia Zollie people came to meet Yaakov Zollie for the first time. Yaakov Zollie made 16 new friends this year: Bealle Gilles, Katey Gilles, Allianora Gilles, Margie Gilles, Sinclair Gilles, Tera Gilles, Bealle Gilles, Shea Gilles, Pepita Gilles, Shea Noland, Megan Noland, Charlot Quinn, Nicky Zollie, Maribelle Zollie, Vernor Zollie, and Howard Zollie.
263.   Yaakov is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Yaakov Zollie made 14 new friends this year: Tate Gilles, Ester Gilles, Janet Gilles, Margie Gilles, Jerrold Gilles, Vernor Gilles, Nikki Gilles, Reine Gilles, Vernor Gilles, Clarita Noland, Delcina Quinn, Federico Quinn, Mikhail Zollie, and Van Zollie.
264.   Yaakov is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Yaakov Zollie's younger brother, Nathanial Zollie, was born in Douglas. Yaakov Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Clifford Gilles, Tiffie Zollie, Sydney Zollie, Vernor Zollie, and Yolanda Zollie.
265.   Yaakov has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Yaakov Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Flynn Gilles, Austen Noland, Marcelia Zollie, and Osgood Zollie.
266.   Yaakov Zollie turned 5. Sinclair Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Douglas for an expedition on the Schoolery, which Sinclair Gilles has agreed to lead. Adam Zollie firmly declined an invitation from Sinclair Gilles to leave Douglas on the Schoolery, due to considerations of Sinclair Gilles's inexperience as a ship captain. Yaakov Zollie's younger sister, Aubrie Zollie, was born in Douglas. Yaakov Zollie met 6 new people this year: Portia Zollie, Ruddie Gilles, Jamie Zollie, Niki Zollie, Ric Zollie, and Brice Gilles. Yaakov Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Alta Gilles, Peyton Gilles, Jethro Zollie, and Winfield Zollie.
267.   Yaakov Zollie's younger brother, Woodie Zollie, was born in Douglas. Yaakov Zollie's sister, Aubrie Zollie, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Yaakov Zollie met 4 new people this year: Sydney Zollie, Marge Gilles, Milka Gilles, and Robena Zollie. Yaakov Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Margie Gilles, Loretta Gilles, Jethro Gilles, Milka Gilles, Annecorinne Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Elyse Gilles, Nathanial Zollie, and Granville Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
268.   Yaakov Zollie met two new people this year, Ryann Zollie and Mirella Gilles. Yaakov Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Marge Gilles, Catharina Gilles, and Candie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
269.   Yaakov Zollie met 7 new people this year: Reece Zollie, Andy Zollie, Nevins Zollie, Lilith Gilles, Aylmer Gilles, Vernor Zollie, and Elbertine Zollie. Yaakov Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Jennine Gilles, Michaela Gilles, Ruddie Gilles, Leo Quinn, Niki Zollie, Sydney Zollie, and Mattie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
270.   Yaakov Zollie met one new person this year, Hugh Zollie. Yaakov Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Milka Gilles, Christoph Zollie, Reece Zollie, Jamie Zollie, Ric Zollie, Vernor Zollie, and Hugh Zollie. Yaakov Zollie is worrying about his grandmother Tiffie Gilles, who 4 years ago left for a voyage on the Schoolery and hasn't been heard from since.
271.   Yaakov Zollie is now 10 years old. Yaakov Zollie's younger brother, Gus Zollie, was born in Douglas. Yaakov visited his friend Hugh Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yaakov Zollie met one new person this year, Goober Gilles. Yaakov Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Shamus Gilles, Marge Gilles, Stephanus Gilles, Bealle Gilles, Erin Noland, Ryann Zollie, and Elbertine Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year. Yaakov Zollie is worrying about his grandmother Tiffie Gilles, who 5 years ago left for a voyage on the Schoolery and hasn't been heard from since.
272.   Yaakov Zollie met 3 new people this year: Marcelia Gilles, Samuel Zollie, and Scot Zollie. Yaakov Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Lilith Gilles, Finley Gilles, Georgena Noland, Robena Zollie, and Andy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year. Yaakov Zollie is worrying about his grandmother Tiffie Gilles, who 6 years ago left for a voyage on the Schoolery and hasn't been heard from since.
273.   Yaakov Zollie met two new people this year, Lynelle Zollie and Nester Quinn. Yaakov Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Brice Gilles, Jeff Gilles, and Portia Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
274.   Yaakov Zollie's younger sister, Rhona Zollie, was born in Douglas. Yaakov visited his friend Bealle Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Yaakov Zollie met one new person this year, Chadd Zollie. Yaakov Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Dasya Gilles, Goober Gilles, Aylmer Gilles, Marcelia Gilles, Nester Quinn, Lynelle Zollie, and Sheridan Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
275.   Yaakov Zollie met 3 new people this year: Elfreda Gilles, Woody Zollie, and Beck Zollie. Yaakov Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Kanya Gilles, Mirella Gilles, and Samuel Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
276.   Yaakov Zollie turned 15. Yaakov visited his friend Jethro Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Yaakov Zollie met 5 new people this year: Xena Zollie, Erin Zollie, Penny Zollie, Bealle Zollie, and Aggi Gilles. Yaakov Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Mikel Quinn, Woody Zollie, and Robena Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
277.   Yaakov Zollie's younger brother, Warde Zollie, was born in Douglas. In Zollie House, their home, Yaakov is attending to Van Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yaakov Zollie's mother, Van Zollie, died in Douglas, White Pine, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 37 years old. Yaakov visited his friend Reine Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Yaakov Zollie met 4 new people this year: Boyd Quinn, Mirella Gilles, Pepita Quinn, and Lilith Gilles. Yaakov Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Erin Quinn, Woodie Zollie, Nicky Zollie, and Rhona Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
278.   Yaakov Zollie met 5 new people this year: Woody Gilles, Osgood Shumeet, Rutter Shumeet, Natalya Shumeet, and Delora Zollie. Yaakov reunited with his brother Freddy Shumeet, who he hasn't seen since 17 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
279.   Yaakov Zollie turned 18. In Zollie House, their home, Yaakov is attending to Adam Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yaakov Zollie's father, Adam Zollie, died in Douglas, White Pine, of natural causes; he was 58 years old. Yaakov Zollie met 3 new people this year: Tobie Quinn, Erin Quinn, and Derby Quinn. Yaakov Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Mirella Gilles, Rutter Shumeet, Freddy Shumeet, Bealle Zollie, Gus Zollie, and Penny Zollie.
280.   Yaakov Zollie married Erin Gilles in Douglas, White Pine. Erin Gilles is now named Erin Zollie. Yaakov visited his friend Robena Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Yaakov Zollie met one new person this year, Justine Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
281.   Yaakov Zollie is now 20 years old. Erin Zollie gave birth to a boy named Steward Garrett Zollie, of whom Yaakov Zollie is the father. Yaakov visited his friend Katey Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Yaakov Zollie's son, Steward Zollie, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Yaakov Zollie met 3 new people this year: Foster Gilles, Chere Quinn, and Nevins Gilles. Yaakov Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Elfreda Gilles, Aggi Gilles, Robena Shumeet, Natalya Shumeet, Xena Zollie, and Chadd Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
282.   Erin Zollie gave birth to a boy named Gerrard Yaakov Zollie, after Gerrard Noland, of whom Yaakov Zollie is the father. Yaakov Zollie's son, Gerrard Zollie, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
283.   Yaakov Zollie met one new person this year, Aindrea Gilles. Yaakov Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Tobie Quinn, Delora Zollie, Warde Zollie, and Scot Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
284.   Erin Zollie gave birth to a girl named Lilyan Dode Zollie, of whom Yaakov Zollie is the father. Yaakov Zollie met one new person this year, Robena Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
285.   Yaakov Zollie met one new person this year, Bianca Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
286.   Yaakov Zollie is now 25 years old. Yaakov Zollie met one new person this year, Donal Gilles. Yaakov Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Nevins Gilles, Woodie Gilles, Lilith Gilles, and Margie Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
287.   Yaakov Zollie met 3 new people this year: Jerri Gilles, Christoph Zollie, and Peyton Gilles. Yaakov Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Justine Gilles, Foster Gilles, and Chere Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year.
288.   Erin Zollie gave birth to a girl named Dinny Candie Zollie, of whom Yaakov Zollie is the father. Yaakov Zollie met two new people this year, Mamie Gilles and Hassan Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year. Yaakov Zollie is worrying about his grandmother Tiffie Gilles, who 22 years ago left for a voyage on the Schoolery and hasn't been heard from since.
289.   Yaakov Zollie's daughter, Dinny Zollie, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Yaakov Zollie met two new people this year, Eryn Gilles and Margie Shumeet. Yaakov Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Nevins Gilles, Hassan Gilles, and Ardra Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yaakov this year. Yaakov Zollie is worrying about his grandmother Tiffie Gilles, who 23 years ago left for a voyage on the Schoolery and hasn't been heard from since.
290.   Yaakov Zollie's brother, Woodie Zollie, was killed in Douglas, White Pine by Jethro Gilles, who was acting in self-defense; he was 23 years old. Yaakov Zollie murdered Jethro Gilles in an act of revenge. Yaakov Zollie was murdered by Bealle Gilles in an act of revenge. Yaakov Zollie was laid to rest in the Douglas cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there. Yaakov Zollie's brother, Nathanial Zollie, murdered Bealle Gilles in an act of revenge. Yaakov Zollie's brother, Nathanial Zollie, killed 62-year-old Shea Gilles in self-defense in Douglas, White Pine, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.
302.   Yaakov Zollie's daughter Lilyan Zollie married Foster Gilles in Douglas, White Pine. Lilyan Zollie is now named Lilyan Gilles.
303.   Yaakov Zollie's grandchild, named Vernor Gilles, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's mother is Yaakov's daughter, Lilyan Gilles.
305.   Yaakov Zollie's grandchild, named Erin Gilles, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's mother is Yaakov's daughter, Lilyan Gilles.
306.   Yaakov Zollie's grandchild, named Karsten Gilles, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's mother is Yaakov's daughter, Lilyan Gilles.
309.   Yaakov Zollie's grandchild, named Christian Gilles, was born in the wilderness of White Pine; the child's mother is Yaakov's daughter, Lilyan Gilles.
310.   Yaakov Zollie's daughter Lilyan Gilles and Foster Gilles divorced after 8 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Foster Gilles and Lilyan Gilles decided that their children, Vernor, Karsten, and Christian, will live with Lilyan.
317.   Yaakov Zollie's daughter Lilyan Gilles married Fonzie Quinn in Douglas, White Pine. Lilyan Gilles is now named Lilyan Quinn.
318.   Yaakov Zollie's grandchild, named Roderich Quinn, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's mother is Yaakov's daughter, Lilyan Quinn.
321.   Yaakov Zollie's daughter Lilyan Quinn married Andy Zollie in Douglas, White Pine. Lilyan Quinn is now named Lilyan Zollie.
323.   Yaakov Zollie's grandchild, named Lucky Zollie, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's mother is Yaakov's daughter, Lilyan Zollie.
325.   Yaakov Zollie's grandchild, named Andy Zollie, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's mother is Yaakov's daughter, Lilyan Zollie.
326.   Yaakov Zollie's grandson, Karsten Gilles, murdered 37-year-old Shamus Shumeet in Douglas, White Pine. Yaakov Zollie's daughter, Lilyan Zollie, murdered Marcus Zollie in an act of revenge.
332.   Yaakov Zollie's daughter Lilyan Zollie and Andy Zollie divorced after 11 years of marriage; they had one child together. Lilyan Zollie and Andy Zollie decided that their child, Lucky, will live with Lilyan.