Narrative

275.   Aristotle Alejandro Noland was born to Onida Noland and Smitty Noland in the town of Zanesville, on the island of Ridgeville. 37 people came to meet Aristotle Noland for the first time this year: Beverlee Noland, Dru Noland, Saxe Noland, Smitty Noland, Page Noland, Damian Noland, Shea Gilles, Gabriele Noland, Peyton Noland, Boris Noland, Aubrie Noland, Bealle Noland, Fitzgerald Noland, Ernest Gilles, Gusti Gilles, Meriel Noland, Allyn Noland, Onida Noland, Osgood Noland, Nils Gilles, Pepita Noland, Dru Noland, Allyn Zollie, Gideon Zollie, Aristotle Noland, JoAnne Zollie, Torrey Noland, Emile Zollie, Renel Gilles, Candie Zollie, Niki Zollie, Libby Zollie, Gabbey Zollie, Correna Noland, Ephrayim Noland, Cleland Noland, and Kristina Noland. Aristotle Noland's brother, Dru Noland, died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Aristotle Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Capt. Emile Zollie and Ange Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
276.   Aristotle is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Aristotle Noland's younger sister, Hesther Noland, was born in Zanesville. 3 people came to meet Aristotle Noland for the first time this year: Spense Zollie, Julieta Zollie, and Marko Zollie. Aristotle Noland made 29 new friends this year: Gianna Gilles, Shea Gilles, Gusti Gilles, Tracey Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Nils Gilles, Pris Gilles, Shea Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Beverlee Noland, Smitty Noland, Aloysius Noland, Darlene Noland, Yance Noland, Damian Noland, Correna Noland, Candie Zollie, Hewet Zollie, Fonzie Zollie, Spense Zollie, Winifred Zollie, Allyn Zollie, Emile Zollie, Capt. Emile Zollie, Hortense Zollie, Deborah Zollie, Marko Zollie, Ange Zollie, and Gabbey Zollie.
277.   Aristotle is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Aristotle Noland's parents Onida Noland and Smitty Noland divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Onida Noland and Smitty Noland decided that Smitty will stay in their house, and Onida will move out. Aristotle Noland moved out of Noland House in Zanesville. Aristotle Noland moved into Noland House in Zanesville. Kay Noland people came to meet Aristotle Noland for the first time. Aristotle Noland made 17 new friends this year: Lotte Gilles, Ernest Gilles, Kristina Noland, Page Noland, Nevins Noland, Boris Noland, Beatrisa Noland, Skelly Zollie, Elbert Zollie, Ernest Zollie, Stern Zollie, Gideon Zollie, Julieta Zollie, Niki Zollie, Kaycee Zollie, Lonny Zollie, and Spense Zollie.
278.   Aristotle is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Aristotle Noland made 9 new friends this year: Alina Gilles, Maxim Gilles, Aubrie Noland, Alejandro Noland, Torrey Noland, Osgood Noland, JoAnne Zollie, Evy Zollie, and Shamus Zollie.
279.   Aristotle has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Aristotle Noland made 10 new friends this year: Roch Gilles, Ambrosi Gilles, Brant Gilles, Lisandra Noland, Saxe Noland, Glynnis Noland, Kay Noland, Peyton Noland, Larry Zollie, and Boyd Zollie.
280.   Aristotle Noland turned 5. Aristotle Noland met 5 new people this year: Pooh Zollie, Shaylah Zollie, Max Noland, Parry Zollie, and Husein Noland. Aristotle Noland made 4 new friends this year: Powell Gilles, Renel Gilles, Shaylah Zollie, and Pepita Zollie.
281.   Aristotle visited his friend Hewet Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Aristotle Noland met 8 new people this year: Sydney Zollie, Randie Noland, Pooh Zollie, Jehanna Gilles, Clarita Noland, Erin Noland, Vance Noland, and Willmott Zollie. Aristotle Noland made 13 new friends this year: Virgil Gilles, Emile Gilles, Phineas Noland, Corliss Noland, Meriel Noland, Randie Noland, Paddy Zollie, Erin Zollie, Libby Zollie, Michael Zollie, Parry Zollie, Dennie Zollie, and Sydney Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
282.   Aristotle Noland's father Smitty Noland married Kay Noland in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Aristotle Noland met two new people this year, Moises Zollie and Marena Zollie. Aristotle Noland made 7 new friends this year: Lev Gilles, Jehanna Gilles, Fitzgerald Noland, Verine Noland, Gabriele Noland, Vance Noland, and Dru Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
283.   Aristotle visited his friend Shaylah Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Aristotle visited his friend Spense Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Aristotle visited his uncle, Ephrayim Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Aristotle visited his uncle, Boris Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Aristotle visited his cousin, Peyton Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Aristotle visited his friend Boyd Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Aristotle visited his friend JoAnne Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Aristotle visited his friend Erin Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Aristotle visited his friend Michael Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Aristotle visited his friend Virgil Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Aristotle Noland made 4 new friends this year: Shea Gilles, Husein Noland, Vernor Zollie, and Cristen Zollie.
284.   Aristotle Noland's parents Kay Noland and Smitty Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Aristotle visited his friend Beatrisa Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Aristotle visited his friend Yance Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Aristotle Noland met 3 new people this year: Alford Noland, Elbert Zollie, and April Zollie. Aristotle Noland made 7 new friends this year: Pepita Gilles, Alford Noland, Karlie Noland, Allyn Noland, Pooh Zollie, Allyn Zollie, and Hynda Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
285.   Aristotle Noland turned 10. Aristotle Noland met 4 new people this year: Hayden Gilles, Alina Zollie, Jimmy Gilles, and Randolf Zollie. Aristotle Noland made 4 new friends this year: Estele Gilles, Erin Noland, Max Noland, and Cal Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
286.   Aristotle Noland moved out of Noland House in Zanesville. Aristotle Noland moved into Noland House in Zanesville. Aristotle Noland's mother Onida Noland married Damian Noland in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Aristotle Noland met 3 new people this year: Grissel Gilles, Regina Noland, and Torie Noland. Aristotle Noland made 6 new friends this year: Clarita Gilles, Torie Noland, Regina Noland, Clarita Noland, Else Zollie, and Randolf Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
287.   Aristotle Noland met two new people this year, Katey Gilles and Rebecka Zollie. Aristotle Noland made 5 new friends this year: Taber Gilles, Hesther Noland, Bealle Noland, Pooh Zollie, and Willmott Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
288.   Aristotle visited his friend Lisandra Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time.
289.   Aristotle Noland met 3 new people this year: Jimmy Gilles, Yance Zollie, and Sherline Gilles. Aristotle Noland made 3 new friends this year: Moises Zollie, Elbert Zollie, and April Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
290.   Aristotle Noland turned 15. Aristotle visited his friend Ange Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Aristotle Noland met 3 new people this year: Harald Noland, Orren Gilles, and Renel Noland. Aristotle Noland made 3 new friends this year: Paulie Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, and Alina Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
291.   Aristotle visited his friend Roch Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Aristotle visited his friend Alejandro Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Aristotle Noland met two new people this year, Maxim Gilles and Bennet Noland. Aristotle Noland made 4 new friends this year: Bessy Gilles, Hayden Gilles, Sherline Gilles, and Renel Noland.
292.   Aristotle visited his friend Estele Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Aristotle visited his friend Dru Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Aristotle Noland met one new person this year, Jerri Noland. Aristotle Noland made 3 new friends this year: Jimmy Gilles, Athena Zollie, and Yance Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
293.   Aristotle Noland turned 18. Aristotle visited his friend Kay Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Aristotle Noland met 6 new people this year: Benji Zollie, Ange Zollie, Lorelei Zollie, Linn Noland, Shamus Zollie, and Pepita Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
294.   Aristotle Noland's parents Onida Noland and Damian Noland divorced after 8 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Aristotle Noland married Corliss Noland in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Aristotle Noland met 3 new people this year: Leesa Zollie, Shamus Zollie, and Portia Noland. Aristotle Noland made 4 new friends this year: Maxim Gilles, Orren Gilles, Pepita Noland, and Boris Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
295.   Aristotle Noland is now 20 years old. Corliss Noland gave birth to a girl named Lettie Laryssa Noland, of whom Aristotle Noland is the father. Aristotle Noland's daughter, Lettie Noland, died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Aristotle Noland met one new person this year, Marcus Zollie. Aristotle Noland made 3 new friends this year: Ashish Noland, Ann Noland, and Bird Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
296.   Corliss Noland gave birth to a girl named Katey Keren Noland, after Katey Noland, of whom Aristotle Noland is the father. Aristotle Noland met one new person this year, Haley Gilles. Aristotle Noland made 3 new friends this year: Brigitta Gilles, Portia Noland, and Arturo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
297.   Corliss Noland gave birth to a girl named Meagan Onida Noland, of whom Aristotle Noland is the father. Aristotle visited his friend Kaycee Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 20 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Aristotle visited his uncle, Allyn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Aristotle Noland met 6 new people this year: Ernest Zollie, Jenni Gilles, Estele Gilles, Hogan Zollie, Godard Noland, and Nils Gilles. Aristotle Noland made 4 new friends this year: Ripley Noland, Cleopatra Noland, Gilberta Noland, and Shamus Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
298.   Aristotle visited his mother, Onida Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Aristotle Noland's mother, Onida Noland, died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, of natural causes; she was 60 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
299.   Corliss Noland gave birth to a girl named Roch Joannes Noland, after Roch Gilles, of whom Aristotle Noland is the father. Aristotle Noland's father Smitty Noland married Renel Noland in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Aristotle Noland met one new person this year, Garry Gilles. Aristotle Noland made 4 new friends this year: Linn Noland, Stace Noland, Harald Noland, and Ernest Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
300.   Aristotle Noland turned 25. Aristotle Noland met two new people this year, Clareta Gilles and Abdel Zollie. Aristotle Noland made 5 new friends this year: Garry Gilles, Allyn Noland, Benji Zollie, Lorelei Zollie, and Ange Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
301.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Aristotle this year.
302.   Aristotle visited his grandmother, Aubrie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Aristotle Noland was murdered in Zanesville, Ridgeville by Hortense Gilles; he was 27 years old. Aristotle Noland was laid to rest in the Zanesville cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
303.   Aristotle Noland's half-brother, Gabriele Noland, murdered Hortense Gilles in an act of revenge.
309.   Aristotle Noland's parents Smitty Noland and Renel Noland divorced after 10 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
316.   Aristotle Noland's daughter Roch Noland married Ashish Noland in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
317.   Aristotle Noland's grandchild, named Travis Noland, was born in the town of Zanesville, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Aristotle's daughter, Roch Noland.
318.   Aristotle Noland's grandchild, named Robb Noland, was born in the town of Zanesville, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Aristotle's daughter, Roch Noland.
319.   Aristotle Noland's grandchild, named Truman Noland, was born in the town of Zanesville, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Aristotle's daughter, Meagan Noland. Aristotle Noland's grandchild, named Trisha Noland, was born in the town of Zanesville, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Aristotle's daughter, Roch Noland.
320.   Aristotle Noland's grandchild, named Mireielle Noland, was born in the town of Zanesville, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Aristotle's daughter, Roch Noland.
321.   Aristotle Noland's daughter Roch Noland and Ashish Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 4 children together.
323.   Aristotle Noland's daughter Roch Noland married Hayden Gilles in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
326.   Aristotle Noland's grandchild, named Hayden Gilles, was born in the town of Zanesville, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Aristotle's daughter, Roch Gilles.
327.   Aristotle Noland's daughter Meagan Noland married Willmott Zollie in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
328.   Aristotle Noland's grandchild, named Nils Zollie, was born in the town of Zanesville, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Aristotle's daughter, Meagan Zollie.
331.   Aristotle Noland's grandchild, named Gonzales Zollie, was born in the town of Zanesville, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Aristotle's daughter, Meagan Zollie.
332.   Aristotle Noland's grandchild, named Meagan Zollie, was born in the town of Zanesville, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Aristotle's daughter, Meagan Zollie.
335.   Aristotle Noland's grandchild, named Noach Zollie, was born in the town of Zanesville, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Aristotle's daughter, Meagan Zollie.
351.   Aristotle Noland's daughter Meagan Zollie and Willmott Zollie divorced after 24 years of marriage; they had 4 children together.
362.   Aristotle Noland's daughter Meagan Zollie married Reggis Gilles in Cambridge, Ridgeville.