Narrative

289.   Boris Osgood Noland was born to Winifred Noland and Fitzgerald Noland in the town of Zanesville, on the island of Ridgeville. He is named after his grandfather, Boris Noland. 32 people came to meet Boris Noland for the first time this year: Hesther Noland, Spense Zollie, Willmott Zollie, Rebecka Zollie, Maxim Gilles, Damian Noland, Osgood Gilles, Boris Noland, Clarita Gilles, Winifred Noland, Shea Gilles, Pooh Zollie, Marena Zollie, Dru Zollie, Athena Zollie, Meriel Noland, Onida Noland, Estele Gilles, Alford Noland, Torie Noland, Corliss Noland, Aristotle Noland, April Zollie, Pooh Zollie, Moises Zollie, Ange Zollie, Yance Zollie, Lev Gilles, Fitzgerald Noland, Jehanna Gilles, Page Noland, and Kristina Noland. 3 people came to meet Boris Noland for the first time this year: Vernor Zollie, Gusti Gilles, and Hayden Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Boris this year.
290.   Boris is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Boris Noland's younger sister, Pepita Noland, was born in Zanesville. Boris Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Alejandro Noland and Ernest Zollie. Boris Noland made 18 new friends this year: Shea Gilles, Jehanna Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Maxim Gilles, Aloysius Noland, Smitty Noland, Page Noland, Saxe Noland, Erin Noland, Phineas Noland, Husein Noland, Clarita Noland, Fonzie Zollie, Gianna Zollie, Gideon Zollie, Evy Zollie, Vernor Zollie, and Parry Zollie.
291.   Boris is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Boris Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Katey Gilles and Sherline Gilles. Boris Noland made 19 new friends this year: Hayden Gilles, Pris Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Alina Gilles, Gusti Gilles, Shea Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Powell Gilles, Tracey Gilles, Winifred Noland, Gabriele Noland, Damian Noland, Glynnis Noland, Kristina Noland, Capt. Emile Zollie, Libby Zollie, Kaycee Zollie, Emile Zollie, and Elbert Zollie.
292.   Boris is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Boris visited his grandmother, Estele Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boris visited his uncle, Dru Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boris Noland made 14 new friends this year: Katey Gilles, Clarita Gilles, Beverlee Gilles, Hesther Noland, Kay Noland, Willmott Zollie, Alina Zollie, Ernest Zollie, Correna Zollie, Elbert Zollie, Cristen Zollie, Gabbey Zollie, Lonny Zollie, and Niki Zollie.
293.   Boris has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Boris Noland's younger sister, Linn Noland, was born in Zanesville. Boris visited his friend Kay Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boris Noland made 11 new friends this year: Nils Gilles, Taber Gilles, Randie Noland, Darlene Noland, Karlie Noland, Torrey Noland, Onida Noland, Aubrie Zollie, Stern Zollie, Dennie Zollie, and Yance Zollie.
294.   Boris Noland turned 5. Boris Noland met 7 new people this year: Ashish Noland, Shamus Zollie, Stace Noland, Renel Noland, Bennet Noland, Leesa Zollie, and Shea Gilles. Boris Noland made 11 new friends this year: Julieta Gilles, Shea Gilles, Bealle Noland, Aristotle Noland, Nevins Noland, Fitzgerald Noland, Ann Noland, Max Noland, Rebecka Zollie, Spense Zollie, and Hynda Zollie.
295.   Boris Noland met 4 new people this year: Ernest Zollie, Portia Noland, Christiane Noland, and Shamus Zollie. Boris Noland made 29 new friends this year: Candie Gilles, Sydney Gilles, Shea Gilles, Bessy Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Orren Gilles, Paulie Gilles, Emile Gilles, Torie Noland, Ashish Noland, Deborah Noland, Portia Noland, Alford Noland, Stace Noland, Regina Noland, Pepita Noland, Vance Noland, Renel Noland, Bird Noland, Bennet Noland, Benji Zollie, Cal Zollie, Portia Zollie, Pooh Zollie, Marena Zollie, Allyn Zollie, Randolf Zollie, Moises Zollie, and Pooh Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Boris this year.
296.   Boris Noland's younger brother, Godard Noland, was born in Zanesville. Boris Noland met 4 new people this year: Ripley Noland, Gilberta Noland, Lorelei Zollie, and Ange Zollie. Boris Noland made 14 new friends this year: Hortense Gilles, Sherline Gilles, Brant Gilles, Godard Noland, Harald Noland, Gilberta Noland, Ripley Noland, Corliss Noland, Allyn Noland, Christiane Noland, Else Zollie, Lotte Zollie, Lorelei Zollie, and Skelly Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Boris this year.
297.   Boris visited his friend Kaycee Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his friend Allyn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris Noland met 4 new people this year: Julieta Noland, Kaycee Zollie, Haley Gilles, and Arturo Zollie. Boris Noland made 10 new friends this year: Maxim Gilles, Haley Gilles, Julieta Noland, Verine Noland, Marko Zollie, Athena Zollie, Ernest Zollie, Ange Zollie, April Zollie, and Shamus Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Boris this year.
298.   Boris visited his friend Onida Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his friend Portia Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris Noland met two new people this year, Hogan Zollie and Dannie Noland. Boris Noland made 5 new friends this year: Jenni Gilles, Brigitta Gilles, Linn Noland, Arturo Zollie, and Marcus Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Boris this year.
299.   Boris Noland is now 10 years old. Boris Noland met two new people this year, Clareta Gilles and Allyn Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Boris this year.
300.   Boris Noland met two new people this year, Maya Zollie and Garry Gilles. Boris Noland made 6 new friends this year: Garry Gilles, Christabel Gilles, Clareta Gilles, Roch Noland, Dannie Noland, and Renel Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Boris this year.
301.   Boris Noland met 3 new people this year: Cleopatra Noland, Mendie Zollie, and Abdel Zollie. Boris Noland made 5 new friends this year: Cleopatra Noland, Meagan Noland, Mendie Zollie, Abdel Zollie, and Hogan Zollie.
302.   Boris Noland's younger sister, Trudy Noland, was born in Zanesville. Boris visited his friend Aubrie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris Noland met 4 new people this year: Herb Noland, Jeni Gilles, Tibold Gilles, and Roch Gilles. Boris Noland made 4 new friends this year: Jeni Gilles, Tibold Gilles, Sydney Noland, and Demetria Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Boris this year.
303.   Boris visited his friend Capt. Emile Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his friend Allyn Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris Noland met two new people this year, Fonzie Zollie and Cleopatra Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Boris this year.
304.   Boris Noland turned 15. Boris visited his friend Ann Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his friend Gusti Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his friend Shea Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his friend Jimmy Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his friend Gianna Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his uncle, Maxim Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boris visited his cousin, Pooh Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boris visited his friend Regina Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. In Noland House, their home, Boris is attending to Pepita Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boris Noland's sister, Pepita Noland, died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 14 years old. Boris visited his friend Stace Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his cousin, Marcus Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boris visited his cousin, Katey Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boris visited his friend Julieta Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his friend Lotte Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris Noland met two new people this year, Gonzales Zollie and Sybyl Zollie. Boris Noland made 5 new friends this year: Trudy Noland, Pepita Zollie, Fonzie Zollie, Maya Zollie, and Sybyl Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Boris this year.
305.   Boris Noland's parents Fitzgerald Noland and Winifred Noland divorced after 17 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Boris visited his friend Shea Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his friend Sydney Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boris visited his friend Brant Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his friend Tracey Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his friend Niki Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his friend Karlie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his friend Jimmy Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his friend Bennet Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his friend Shamus Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his cousin, Christabel Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boris visited his friend Jeni Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boris Noland met 4 new people this year: Christiano Noland, Faunie Gilles, Reggis Gilles, and Cybelle Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Boris this year.
306.   Boris Noland made 4 new friends this year: Cybelle Gilles, Gonzales Zollie, Cleopatra Zollie, and Roice Zollie.
307.   Boris Noland turned 18. Boris Noland's father Fitzgerald Noland married Darlene Noland in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Boris visited his friend Nils Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris Noland met one new person this year, Willmott Zollie.
308.   Boris Noland met 7 new people this year: Phineas Zollie, Babette Gilles, Shea Zollie, Harrold Gilles, Mignon Gilles, Marcus Zollie, and Alejandro Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Boris this year.
309.   Boris Noland turned 20. Boris visited his friend Verine Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris Noland met one new person this year, Aldo Gilles. Boris Noland made 5 new friends this year: Babette Gilles, Mignon Gilles, Aldo Gilles, Alejandro Gilles, and Phineas Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Boris this year.
310.   Boris visited his aunt, Athena Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boris Noland met 5 new people this year: Allyn Noland, Libby Zollie, Heidi Zollie, Andrus Gilles, and Marius Zollie. Boris Noland made 6 new friends this year: Harrold Gilles, Heidi Zollie, Libby Zollie, Dov Zollie, Marcus Zollie, and Clifton Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Boris this year.
311.   Boris Noland married Lorelei Zollie in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Lorelei Zollie is now named Lorelei Noland. Boris visited his friend Renel Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 20 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris Noland met two new people this year, Darlene Zollie and Constantine Zollie. Boris Noland made 5 new friends this year: Saundra Gilles, Partha Gilles, Allyn Noland, Marius Zollie, and Pepita Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Boris this year.
312.   Lorelei Noland gave birth to a girl named Bethena Alina Noland, of whom Boris Noland is the father. Boris visited his friend Alina Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Boris visited his sister, Torie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Boris Noland's half-sister, Torie Noland, died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 27 years old. Boris Noland has fallen ill. Boris is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Babette Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Shea Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Rebecka Gilles, Candie Gilles, Garry Gilles, Cybelle Gilles, Beverlee Gilles, Partha Gilles, Sherline Gilles, Aldo Gilles, Harrold Gilles, Gabbey Gilles, Alejandro Gilles, Clareta Gilles, Ange Gilles, Saundra Gilles, Brigitta Gilles, Clarita Gilles, Julieta Gilles, Haley Gilles, Emile Gilles, Hesther Gilles, Tibold Gilles, Else Gilles, Mignon Gilles, Reggis Gilles, Hayden Gilles, Sydney Gilles, Faunie Gilles, Jenni Gilles, Shea Gilles, Page Noland, Christiano Noland, Darlene Noland, Torrey Noland, Saxe Noland, Gabriele Noland, Meagan Noland, Allyn Noland, Gilberta Noland, Aloysius Noland, Phineas Noland, Fitzgerald Noland, Pris Noland, Katey Noland, Dannie Noland, Allyn Noland, Roch Noland, Godard Noland, Lorelei Noland, Cleopatra Noland, Trudy Noland, Smitty Noland, Glynnis Noland, Winifred Noland, Nevins Noland, Renel Noland, Damian Noland, Christiane Noland, Deborah Noland, Bethena Noland, Kristina Noland, Pooh Zollie, Phineas Zollie, Maya Zollie, Bessy Zollie, Cleopatra Zollie, Skelly Zollie, Ernest Zollie, Gonzales Zollie, Parry Zollie, Hogan Zollie, Yance Zollie, Libby Zollie, Erin Zollie, Clarita Zollie, Willmott Zollie, Marena Zollie, Elbert Zollie, Pepita Zollie, Mendie Zollie, Pepita Zollie, Randolf Zollie, April Zollie, Spense Zollie, Willmott Zollie, Heidi Zollie, Marius Zollie, Demetria Zollie, Dru Zollie, Eran Zollie, Elbert Zollie, Roice Zollie, Marko Zollie, Dennie Zollie, Dov Zollie, Fonzie Zollie, Ernest Zollie, Shea Zollie, Clifton Zollie, Abdel Zollie, Sybyl Zollie, Fonzie Zollie, Alina Zollie, Katey Zollie, and Marcus Zollie. Boris Noland died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 23 years old. Boris Noland was laid to rest in the Zanesville cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
313.   Lorelei Noland gave birth to a girl named Pooh Katerine Noland, of whom Boris Noland is the father.
314.   Boris Noland's younger half-brother, Louie Noland, was born in the town of Zanesville, on the island of Ridgeville.
317.   Boris Noland's mother Winifred Noland married Fonzie Zollie in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Winifred Noland is now named Winifred Zollie.
324.   Boris Noland's father Fitzgerald Noland married Pris Noland in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
325.   Boris Noland's brother, Godard Noland, murdered 23-year-old Humbert Noland in Cambridge, Ridgeville.
332.   Boris Noland's parents Winifred Zollie and Fonzie Zollie divorced after 15 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
334.   Boris Noland's daughter Pooh Noland married Harrold Gilles on the Collembolous; they now share quarters aboard the Collembolous. Pooh Noland is now named Pooh Gilles. Boris Noland's mother Winifred Zollie married Page Noland in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Winifred Zollie is now named Winifred Noland.
335.   Boris Noland's daughter Bethena Noland married Allyn Gilles in Chilmark, Ridgeville.
336.   Boris Noland's grandchild, named Abbey Gilles, was born in the town of Chilmark, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Boris's daughter, Bethena Gilles.
337.   Boris Noland's grandchild, named Jeniffer Gilles, was born in the town of Chilmark, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Boris's daughter, Bethena Gilles.
338.   Boris Noland's grandchild, named Saundra Gilles, was born in the town of Chilmark, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Boris's daughter, Bethena Gilles.
339.   Boris Noland's grandchild, named Bealle Gilles, was born in the town of Chilmark, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Boris's daughter, Bethena Gilles.
340.   Boris Noland's grandchild, named Gianna Gilles, was born in the town of Chilmark, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Boris's daughter, Bethena Gilles.
341.   Boris Noland's grandchild, named Adina Gilles, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's mother is Boris's daughter, Pooh Gilles.
342.   Boris Noland's grandchild, named Shaine Gilles, was born in the town of Savoy, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Boris's daughter, Bethena Gilles.
344.   Boris Noland's grandchild, named Fonzie Gilles, was born in the town of Savoy, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Boris's daughter, Bethena Gilles.
355.   Boris Noland's mother Winifred Noland married Lev Gilles in Chilmark, Ridgeville. Winifred Noland is now named Winifred Gilles.