Narrative

308.   Phineas Skelly Zollie was born to Pris Zollie and Phineas Noland in the town of Zanesville, on the island of Ridgeville. 40 people came to meet Phineas Zollie for the first time this year: Maya Zollie, Alina Gilles, Faunie Gilles, Lorelei Zollie, Candie Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Gilberta Noland, Phineas Zollie, Ernest Zollie, Pris Zollie, Sybyl Zollie, Renel Noland, Darlene Noland, Aloysius Noland, Jimmy Gilles, Powell Gilles, Cleopatra Zollie, Haley Gilles, Portia Noland, Christiano Noland, Elbert Zollie, Parry Zollie, Renel Noland, Randolf Zollie, Roice Zollie, Clareta Gilles, Jenni Gilles, Hogan Zollie, Sherline Gilles, Fonzie Zollie, Alina Zollie, Cleopatra Noland, Phineas Noland, Libby Zollie, Katey Gilles, Mendie Zollie, Herb Noland, Erin Zollie, Emile Gilles, and Hayden Gilles. 3 people came to meet Phineas Zollie for the first time this year: Ange Zollie, Clarita Gilles, and Shea Gilles. Phineas Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Alina Gilles, Sherline Gilles, and Candie Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Phineas this year.
309.   Phineas is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Phineas Zollie's younger half-brother, Damian Gilles, was born in the town of Zanesville, on the island of Ridgeville. Phineas Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Zanesville. Phineas Zollie moved into Noland House in Zanesville. Phineas Zollie's mother Pris Zollie married Page Noland in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Pris Zollie is now named Pris Noland. Phineas Zollie's half-brother, Damian Gilles, died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Phineas Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Gabriele Noland and Glynnis Noland. Phineas Zollie made 24 new friends this year: Rebecka Gilles, Brigitta Gilles, Julieta Gilles, Haley Gilles, Jenni Gilles, Tibold Gilles, Meagan Noland, Winifred Noland, Allyn Noland, Portia Noland, Pris Noland, Corliss Noland, Christiane Noland, Boris Noland, Spense Zollie, Maya Zollie, Fonzie Zollie, Marena Zollie, Demetria Zollie, Lorelei Zollie, Fonzie Zollie, Randolf Zollie, Dennie Zollie, and Yance Zollie.
310.   Phineas is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Phineas Zollie's younger half-brother, Allyn Noland, was born in Zanesville. Aldo Gilles people came to meet Phineas Zollie for the first time. Phineas Zollie made 18 new friends this year: Hayden Gilles, Clarita Gilles, Beverlee Gilles, Garry Gilles, Clareta Gilles, Christiano Noland, Damian Noland, Deborah Noland, Trudy Noland, Dannie Noland, Phineas Noland, Alina Zollie, Gonzales Zollie, Ange Zollie, Libby Zollie, Skelly Zollie, Elbert Zollie, and Ernest Zollie.
311.   Phineas is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Phineas visited his aunt, Renel Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas Zollie made 18 new friends this year: Shea Gilles, Aldo Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Reggis Gilles, Gabbey Gilles, Aloysius Noland, Darlene Noland, Gilberta Noland, Page Noland, Saxe Noland, Willmott Zollie, Pooh Zollie, Parry Zollie, Pepita Zollie, Willmott Zollie, Roice Zollie, Erin Zollie, and Cleopatra Zollie.
312.   Phineas has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Phineas visited his grandmother, Alina Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas visited his friend Boris Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas visited his cousin, Fonzie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Sydney Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Cybelle Gilles, Emile Gilles, Alejandro Gilles, Renel Noland, Cleopatra Noland, Katey Zollie, Abdel Zollie, and Hogan Zollie.
313.   Phineas Zollie turned 5. Phineas Zollie met 17 new people this year: Gretal Gilles, Marko Zollie, Andrus Gilles, Marius Zollie, Saundra Gilles, Mignon Gilles, Heidi Zollie, Reggis Zollie, Partha Gilles, Constantine Zollie, Pepita Zollie, Dov Zollie, Somerset Zollie, Ajai Zollie, Bessy Zollie, Eran Zollie, and Allyn Gilles. Phineas Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Marko Zollie, Shea Zollie, Marcus Zollie, and Clarita Zollie.
314.   Phineas Zollie met 3 new people this year: Tab Zollie, Hewet Noland, and Clifton Zollie. Phineas Zollie made 25 new friends this year: Ange Gilles, Mignon Gilles, Gretal Gilles, Faunie Gilles, Roch Noland, Hewet Noland, Louie Noland, Gabriele Noland, Allyn Noland, Ashish Noland, Katey Noland, Linn Noland, Oswald Noland, Fitzgerald Noland, Torrey Noland, Somerset Zollie, Bessy Zollie, Marius Zollie, Pepita Zollie, Elbert Zollie, Dov Zollie, Clifton Zollie, Heidi Zollie, Ernest Zollie, and Reggis Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Phineas this year.
315.   Phineas visited his friend Gabbey Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas Zollie met 3 new people this year: Deborah Noland, Dionis Zollie, and Manny Gilles. Phineas Zollie made 11 new friends this year: Partha Gilles, Andrus Gilles, Babette Gilles, Shea Gilles, Kristina Noland, Eran Zollie, Sybyl Zollie, Darlene Zollie, Mendie Zollie, Tab Zollie, and Constantine Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Phineas this year.
316.   Phineas visited his father, Phineas Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas Zollie's father, Phineas Noland, died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, of natural causes; he was 65 years old. In Noland House, their home, Phineas is attending to Deborah Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas Zollie met 6 new people this year: Hesther Noland, Vance Noland, Elisha Zollie, Emile Gilles, Linet Zollie, and Onida Noland. Phineas Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Jimmy Gilles, Manny Gilles, Saundra Gilles, Harrold Gilles, Hesther Noland, Vance Noland, Glynnis Noland, and Elisha Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Phineas this year.
317.   Phineas Zollie met one new person this year, Travis Noland. Phineas Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Allyn Gilles, Vance Noland, Guthrie Noland, Onida Noland, Deborah Noland, and Linet Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Phineas this year.
318.   Phineas Zollie is now 10 years old. Phineas Zollie met one new person this year, Shea Zollie. Phineas Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Emile Gilles, Ivor Noland, Robb Noland, Godard Noland, Bessy Zollie, Correna Zollie, and Shea Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Phineas this year.
319.   Phineas visited his friend Glynnis Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Phineas visited his friend Shea Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Phineas Zollie met one new person this year, Spense Zollie. Phineas Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Travis Noland, Spense Zollie, and Dionis Zollie.
320.   Phineas visited his friend Elbert Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Phineas Zollie met 4 new people this year: Sim Zollie, Rodrigo Gilles, Mireielle Noland, and Trisha Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Phineas this year. Phineas Zollie is worrying about his sister Cleopatra Noland, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Cambridge, Ridgeville.
321.   Phineas Zollie met one new person this year, Hogan Zollie. Phineas just found out from Osgood Gilles that his family member Normie Gilles died in Chilmark, Ridgeville 11 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville. (Osgood had recently found this out from Beverlee Gilles.) Phineas Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Ajai Zollie, Hogan Zollie, and Sim Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Phineas this year.
322.   Phineas visited his friend Candie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Phineas visited his friend Marko Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Phineas visited his friend Bessy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Phineas visited his friend Emile Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Phineas visited his friend Clarita Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Phineas visited his cousin, Clareta Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Noland House, their home, Phineas is attending to Mendie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas Zollie's half-brother, Mendie Zollie, died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 21 years old. Phineas visited his friend Ajai Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Phineas Zollie's half-brother, Roice Zollie, murdered Ashish Noland in an act of revenge. Phineas Zollie's half-brother, Roice Zollie, was murdered by Dannie Noland in an act of revenge. Phineas Zollie met one new person this year, Pepita Zollie. Phineas Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Missie Noland, Gerri Vaclav, and Pepita Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Phineas this year. Phineas Zollie is worrying about his sister Cleopatra Noland, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Cambridge, Ridgeville.
323.   Phineas Zollie turned 15. Phineas Zollie's parents Page Noland and Pris Noland divorced after 14 years of marriage; they had one child together. Phineas visited his uncle, Aloysius Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas Zollie met one new person this year, Kane Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Phineas this year. Phineas Zollie is worrying about his sister Cleopatra Noland, who 6 years ago set out for a new life in Cambridge, Ridgeville.
324.   Phineas Zollie moved out of Noland House in Zanesville. Phineas Zollie moved into Noland House in Zanesville. Phineas Zollie's mother Pris Noland married Fitzgerald Noland in Zanesville, Ridgeville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Phineas this year. Phineas Zollie is worrying about his brother Jimmy Gilles, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Cambridge, Ridgeville.
325.   Phineas Zollie's half-brother, Randie Noland, murdered Harvey Noland in an act of revenge. Phineas Zollie moved to Chilmark, 4 miles away from Zanesville. Phineas Zollie moved out of Noland House in Zanesville. Phineas Zollie was told of an uninhabited house in Chilmark, Ridgeville, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Phineas Zollie moved into Vaclav House in Chilmark. Phineas Zollie met 9 new people this year: Shea Gilles, Joannes Gilles, Boris Gilles, Hamish Gilles, Verine Gilles, Matthias Gilles, Susana Gilles, Roderich Gilles, and Abigale Gilles. Phineas visited with his uncle Powell Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Phineas visited with his friend Herb Noland, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Phineas caught up with an old acquaintance, Benji Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Phineas Zollie made 17 new friends this year: Susana Gilles, Shea Gilles, Joannes Gilles, Hamish Gilles, Powell Gilles, Boris Gilles, Lev Gilles, Verine Gilles, Matthias Gilles, Abigale Gilles, See Gilles, Herb Noland, Rubetta Noland, Alford Noland, Bealle Noland, Bird Zollie, and Cal Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Phineas this year.
326.   Phineas Zollie turned 18. Phineas Zollie met one new person this year, Baird Shumeet. Phineas Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Meriel Gilles, Roderich Gilles, Max Noland, Dewey Noland, and Flem Shumeet.
327.   Phineas Zollie met 5 new people this year: Leora Gilles, Petronella Gilles, Laverna Gilles, Beowulf Gilles, and Wallas Gilles. Phineas Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Moreen Gilles, Petronella Gilles, Gus Gilles, Beowulf Gilles, and Wallas Gilles.
328.   Phineas Zollie is now 20 years old. Phineas visited his friend Ernest Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 20 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Phineas visited his friend Alford Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas visited his friend Boris Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas visited his friend Max Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas visited his friend Gus Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas Zollie met one new person this year, Donald Zollie. Phineas just found out from Lev Gilles that his mother Pris Noland died of natural causes in Zanesville, Ridgeville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 4 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville. (Lev had recently found this out from Powell Gilles.)
329.   Phineas Zollie met one new person this year, Annora Zollie. Phineas reunited with his sister Portia Zollie, who he hasn't seen since 19 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
330.   Phineas Zollie is planning to move to a bigger town. Phineas Zollie moved to Zanesville, 4 miles away from Chilmark. Phineas Zollie moved out of Vaclav House in Chilmark. Phineas Zollie found an uninhabited house in Zanesville, Ridgeville, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Phineas Zollie moved into Noland House in Zanesville. Phineas Zollie met 12 new people this year: Hayden Gilles, Giorgia Gilles, Evy Zollie, Nils Zollie, Ortensia Gilles, Alina Gilles, Dianne Zollie, Mikel Gilles, Devan Zollie, Martainn Noland, Capt. Rinaldo Zollie, and Alla Gilles. Phineas visited with his family member Lorelei Noland, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Phineas caught up with an old acquaintance, Pooh Noland, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Phineas Zollie made 17 new friends this year: Giorgia Gilles, Mikel Gilles, Alina Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Hayden Gilles, Terri-Jo Gilles, Harald Noland, Martainn Noland, Pooh Noland, Meridith Shumeet, Benji Zollie, Devan Zollie, Kane Zollie, Arturo Zollie, Brodie Zollie, Capt. Rinaldo Zollie, and Ailene Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Phineas this year.
331.   Phineas Zollie is planning to move to a smaller town. Phineas visited his friend Heidi Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Phineas visited his friend Dennie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Phineas visited his cousin, Hayden Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas visited his friend Sherline Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Phineas visited his brother, Allyn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas Zollie's half-brother, Allyn Noland, died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 21 years old. Phineas visited his friend Tab Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Phineas visited his friend Bessy Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Phineas visited his friend Missie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Phineas visited his cousin, Maya Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas visited his cousin, Lorelei Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas visited his friend Hayden Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Phineas Zollie has fallen ill. Phineas is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Faunie Gilles, Babette Gilles, Mikel Gilles, Saundra Gilles, Cybelle Gilles, Brigitta Gilles, Clarita Gilles, Allyn Gilles, Alejandro Gilles, Alina Gilles, See Gilles, Aldo Gilles, Reggis Gilles, Terri-Jo Gilles, Emile Gilles, Pepita Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Shea Gilles, Giorgia Gilles, Partha Gilles, Gretal Gilles, Manny Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Saxe Noland, Martainn Noland, Pooh Noland, Kristina Noland, Page Noland, Trudy Noland, Harald Noland, Robb Noland, Mireielle Noland, Trisha Noland, Marena Noland, Eran Noland, Travis Noland, Meridith Shumeet, Flem Shumeet, Cleopatra Zollie, Spense Zollie, Willmott Zollie, Meagan Zollie, Winifred Zollie, Pooh Zollie, Dov Zollie, Marius Zollie, Mignon Zollie, Ailene Zollie, Arturo Zollie, Reggis Zollie, Fonzie Zollie, Benji Zollie, Darlene Zollie, Brodie Zollie, Linet Zollie, Nat Zollie, Kane Zollie, Spense Zollie, Devan Zollie, Elisha Zollie, Shea Zollie, Libby Zollie, Yance Zollie, Capt. Rinaldo Zollie, Pepita Zollie, Katey Zollie, and Correna Zollie. Phineas Zollie died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 23 years old. Phineas Zollie was laid to rest in the Zanesville cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.