Narrative

324.   Baird Godard Shumeet was born to Meridith Shumeet and Flem Shumeet in the town of Cambridge, on the island of Ridgeville. 8 people came to meet Baird Shumeet for the first time this year: Farand Zollie, Flem Shumeet, Baird Shumeet, Corliss Zollie, Gus Gilles, Meridith Shumeet, Stern Zollie, and Nestor Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Baird this year.
325.   Baird is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Flem Shumeet is planning to move to a bigger town. Flem Shumeet moved to Zanesville, 8 miles away from Cambridge. Flem Shumeet found an uninhabited house in Zanesville, Ridgeville, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Baird Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Cambridge. Baird Shumeet moved into Zollie House in Zanesville. Baird Shumeet moved out of Zollie House in Cambridge. Baird Shumeet made 21 new friends this year: Partha Gilles, Sherline Gilles, Garry Gilles, Manny Gilles, Gretal Gilles, Alejandro Gilles, Onida Noland, Trudy Noland, Pris Noland, Kristina Noland, Meagan Noland, Oswald Noland, Torrey Noland, Gerri Vaclav, Cleopatra Zollie, Winifred Zollie, Pepita Zollie, Elisha Zollie, Demetria Zollie, Clifton Zollie, and Somerset Zollie.
326.   Baird is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Flem Shumeet moved to Chilmark, 4 miles away from Zanesville. Flem Shumeet is attempting to find an open lot in Chilmark, Ridgeville, on which a house could be built. Baird Shumeet moved into Shumeet House in Chilmark. Baird Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Zanesville. Baird Shumeet made 9 new friends this year: Shea Gilles, Matthias Gilles, See Gilles, Susana Gilles, Rubetta Noland, Max Noland, Ernest Zollie, Abdel Zollie, and Jenni Zollie.
327.   Baird is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Flem Shumeet is planning to move to a bigger town. Baird Shumeet's younger brother, Gerhard Shumeet, was born in the town of Chilmark, on the island of Ridgeville. Flem Shumeet moved to Zanesville, 4 miles away from Chilmark. Flem Shumeet found an uninhabited house in Zanesville, Ridgeville, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Baird Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Chilmark. Baird Shumeet moved into Noland House in Zanesville. Baird Shumeet moved out of Noland House in Chilmark. Baird Shumeet made 30 new friends this year: Clarita Gilles, Mignon Gilles, Maya Gilles, Cybelle Gilles, Aldo Gilles, Hayden Gilles, Shea Gilles, Harald Noland, Travis Noland, Allyn Noland, Ivor Noland, Renel Noland, Robb Noland, Trisha Noland, Missie Noland, Bethena Noland, Willmott Zollie, Pooh Zollie, Darlene Zollie, Marena Zollie, Spense Zollie, Shea Zollie, Benji Zollie, Hogan Zollie, Bessy Zollie, Dionis Zollie, Eran Zollie, Dianne Zollie, Spense Zollie, and Pepita Zollie.
328.   Baird has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Baird Shumeet's brother, Gerhard Shumeet, died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Baird Shumeet moved into Noland House in Zanesville. Baird Shumeet made 11 new friends this year: Jimmy Gilles, Reggis Gilles, Mireielle Noland, Yance Zollie, Tab Zollie, Dennie Zollie, Marius Zollie, Katey Zollie, Fonzie Zollie, Hogan Zollie, and Pepita Zollie.
329.   Baird Shumeet is now 5 years old. Baird Shumeet met 8 new people this year: Tatum Gilles, Evy Zollie, Hayden Gilles, Merrili Zollie, Rea Zollie, Ortensia Gilles, Devan Zollie, and Giorgia Gilles. Baird Shumeet made 15 new friends this year: Terri-Jo Gilles, Allyn Gilles, Faunie Gilles, Emile Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Saundra Gilles, Martainn Noland, Pooh Noland, Flem Shumeet, Heidi Zollie, Kane Zollie, Libby Zollie, Nat Zollie, Constantine Zollie, and Dov Zollie.
330.   Baird Shumeet met 4 new people this year: Alina Gilles, Spense Gilles, Alla Gilles, and Elisabet Gilles. Baird Shumeet made 19 new friends this year: Hayden Gilles, Giorgia Gilles, Ortensia Gilles, Babette Gilles, Mikel Gilles, Alina Gilles, Spense Gilles, Page Noland, Saxe Noland, Meridith Shumeet, Evy Zollie, Nils Zollie, Correna Zollie, Reggis Zollie, Rea Zollie, Linet Zollie, Brodie Zollie, Arturo Zollie, and Ailene Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Baird this year.
331.   Baird visited his friend Heidi Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Baird visited his friend Dennie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Baird visited his friend Hayden Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Baird visited his friend Sherline Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Baird visited his friend Allyn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Baird visited his friend Tab Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Baird visited his friend Bessy Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Baird visited his friend Missie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Baird visited his friend Maya Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Baird visited his friend Rea Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Baird visited his friend Hayden Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Baird visited his friend Nils Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Baird Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Brigitta Gilles, Tatum Gilles, Merrili Zollie, and Devan Zollie.
332.   Flem Shumeet is planning to move to a neighboring town. Baird visited his friend Harald Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Baird visited his friend Tatum Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Baird visited his friend Evy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Baird visited his friend Giorgia Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Baird visited his friend See Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Chilmark, Ridgeville. Flem Shumeet moved to Chilmark, 4 miles away from Zanesville. Flem Shumeet found an uninhabited house in Chilmark, Ridgeville, called Shumeet House, that could be resided in. Baird Shumeet moved out of Noland House in Zanesville. Baird Shumeet moved into Shumeet House in Chilmark. Baird Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Zanesville. Baird Shumeet met 5 new people this year: Roch Noland, Donald Zollie, Idell Noland, Annora Zollie, and Max Noland. Baird Shumeet made 17 new friends this year: Powell Gilles, Verine Gilles, Beowulf Gilles, Abigale Gilles, Wallas Gilles, Leora Gilles, Petronella Gilles, Roch Noland, Dewey Noland, Max Noland, Vance Noland, Vance Noland, Bird Zollie, Cal Zollie, Alina Zollie, Annora Zollie, and Portia Zollie. There is talk of the settlements of Danvers and Chilmark consolidating.
333.   Baird visited his friend Powell Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Baird Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Elisabet Gilles, Lev Gilles, Hesther Noland, Herb Noland, and Donald Zollie. The settlements of Chilmark and Danvers are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Chilmark will absorb the other settlements.
334.   Baird Shumeet is now 10 years old. Baird Shumeet met 3 new people this year: Spense Zollie, Hamish Gilles, and Correna Zollie. Baird Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Hamish Gilles, Meriel Gilles, Joannes Noland, Capt. Rinaldo Zollie, and Spense Zollie.
335.   Baird Shumeet's parents Flem Shumeet and Meridith Shumeet divorced after 14 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Flem Shumeet and Meridith Shumeet decided that Flem will stay in their house, and Meridith will move out. Baird Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Chilmark. Baird Shumeet moved into Shumeet House in Chilmark. Baird Shumeet met 3 new people this year: Nancie Zollie, Nealy Noland, and Cicely Zollie. Baird Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Erin Noland, Grove Noland, Idell Noland, and Nancie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Baird this year.
336.   Meridith Shumeet is planning to move to a smaller town. Meridith Shumeet moved to Savoy, 12 miles away from Chilmark. Meridith Shumeet found an uninhabited house in Savoy, Ridgeville, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Baird Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Chilmark. Baird Shumeet moved into Gilles House in Savoy. Baird Shumeet moved out of Gilles House in Chilmark. Baird Shumeet met 5 new people this year: Clarita Zollie, Allyn Noland, Ann Noland, Larry Zollie, and Deborah Noland. Baird Shumeet made 7 new friends this year: Sybyl Gilles, Pris Gilles, Ann Noland, Allyn Noland, Deborah Noland, Ripley Noland, and Katey Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Baird this year.
337.   Baird Shumeet met 4 new people this year: Merv Noland, Lucienne Noland, Avivah Noland, and Lesly Noland. Baird Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Andrus Gilles, Merv Noland, Lesly Noland, and Clarita Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Baird this year.
338.   Baird Shumeet met 3 new people this year: Manny Gilles, Reggis Gilles, and Tibold Gilles. Baird Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Reggis Gilles, Manny Gilles, Avivah Noland, and Lucienne Noland.
339.   Baird Shumeet is now 15 years old. In Gilles House, their home, Baird is attending to Meridith Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Baird Shumeet's mother, Meridith Shumeet, died in Savoy, Ridgeville, of natural causes; she was 61 years old. Baird visited with his friend Hogan Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
340.   Baird Shumeet's father Flem Shumeet married Brigitta Gilles in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Baird caught up with an old acquaintance, Stern Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Cambridge, Ridgeville.
341.   Baird Shumeet met 6 new people this year: Torrey Noland, Bealle Gilles, Jeniffer Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Saundra Gilles, and Gianna Gilles. Baird Shumeet made 6 new friends this year: Gianna Gilles, Bealle Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Saundra Gilles, Torrey Noland, and Stern Zollie. There is talk of the settlements of Savoy and Zollie Town consolidating.
342.   Baird Shumeet is now 18 years old. Due to alarming rates of homelessness on Ridgeville, indicative of excessive population density on the island, Baird Shumeet has decided to start building a ship in Savoy, so that at least some of the displaced people of Ridgeville may soon be able to seek out more spacious lands. Baird Shumeet started building a ship in Savoy; it's about 18% completed. Baird Shumeet met one new person this year, Bessy Gilles.
343.   Baird Shumeet is continuing to build a ship in Savoy; it's about 41% completed. Baird Shumeet met one new person this year, Shaine Gilles.
344.   Baird Shumeet turned 20. Baird Shumeet could not find time to continue working on his ship this year. Baird visited his friend Bethena Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Baird Shumeet decided to leave Savoy; he will do so shortly. Baird Shumeet moved out of Gilles House in Savoy. Baird Shumeet is moving west from Wilderness of Ridgeville at a brisk pace. Baird Shumeet stopped in the wilderness 14 miles west of Savoy. Baird visited with his friend Trisha Noland, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Baird visited with his friend Marius Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Baird visited with his friend Pepita Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Baird visited with his friend Brigitta Shumeet, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Baird visited with his friend Spense Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Baird this year.
346.   Baird visited with his friend Katey Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Baird visited with his friend Yance Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
347.   Baird Shumeet is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Baird Shumeet moved into Shumeet House in St. Michael. Bird Gilles, Baird Shumeet, and Spense Gilles, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Ridgeville called St. Michael.
348.   Baird Shumeet's parents Flem Shumeet and Brigitta Shumeet divorced after 8 years of marriage; they had 4 children together.
349.   Baird Shumeet turned 25. Baird Shumeet has made up his mind: he is going to leave St. Michael, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Baird Shumeet's father Flem Shumeet married Pepita Zollie in the wilderness of Ridgeville; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Ridgeville, along with child Nerti Gilles.
352.   Baird Shumeet is thinking about leaving St. Michael, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
354.   Baird Shumeet is now 30 years old.
357.   Baird Shumeet is thinking about leaving St. Michael, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
358.   Baird Shumeet has made up his mind: he is going to leave St. Michael, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Baird visited his friend Bird Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 32 years ago in Chilmark, Ridgeville.
359.   Baird Shumeet is thinking about leaving St. Michael, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
361.   Baird Shumeet has fallen ill. Baird is on his deathbed, but has received no visitors. Baird Shumeet died in St. Michael, Ridgeville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 37 years old. Since Baird Shumeet was the only person in St. Michael, he was not buried or given a gravestone.