Narrative

310.   Lance Yank Shumeet was born to Martguerita Shumeet and Jessee Shumeet in the town of Grandview Heights, on the island of Pelican. He is named after his mother's uncle, Lance Gilles. 12 people came to meet Lance Shumeet for the first time this year: Humbert Noland, Berny Shumeet, Martguerita Shumeet, Eberhard Noland, Flem Shumeet, Cherish Shumeet, Lance Shumeet, Jessee Shumeet, Blakeley Shumeet, Nestor Shumeet, Nerte Shumeet, and Harvey Noland. Mohamed Shumeet people came to meet Lance Shumeet for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Lance this year.
311.   Lance is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
312.   Lance is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Lance Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Farand Noland, Blakeley Shumeet, Welby Shumeet, and Casandra Vaclav.
313.   Lance is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Lance visited his grandfather, Nestor Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
314.   Lance has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
315.   Lance Shumeet is now 5 years old. Lance Shumeet met 3 new people this year: Guido Zollie, Ioana Gilles, and Claus Vaclav. Lance Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Alford Gilles, Claus Vaclav, Tate Zollie, Guido Zollie, and Mag Zollie.
316.   Lance Shumeet met two new people this year, Spencer Prasun and Staford Gilles. Lance Shumeet made 8 new friends this year: Algernon Aldis, Libbi Gilles, Humbert Noland, Harvey Noland, Spencer Prasun, Jessee Shumeet, Flem Shumeet, and Zonnya Zollie.
317.   Jessee Shumeet is planning to move to a bigger town. Lance Shumeet's younger sister, Margi Shumeet, was born in Grandview Heights. Lance Shumeet's sister, Margi Shumeet, died in Grandview Heights, Pelican, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Jessee Shumeet moved to New Carlisle, 11 miles away from Grandview Heights. Jessee Shumeet heard about an uninhabited house in New Carlisle, Pelican, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Lance Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Grandview Heights. Lance Shumeet moved into Noland House in New Carlisle. Lance Shumeet moved out of Noland House in Grandview Heights. Lance Shumeet met 5 new people this year: Quincy Noland, Kelsi Noland, Max Noland, Louise Noland, and Lev Noland. Lance Shumeet made 19 new friends this year: Madonna Aldis, Nestor Aldis, Ardelis Aldis, Quinn Gilles, Barclay Gilles, Mikael Gilles, Dennie Gilles, Horatius Gilles, Torey Gilles, Lavinia Melvin, Lev Noland, Max Noland, Quincy Noland, Abby Noland, Eberhard Noland, Martguerita Shumeet, Adrick Vaclav, Gerri Vaclav, and Lorrie Zollie.
318.   Lance Shumeet met 3 new people this year: Wallas Gilles, Faydra Shumeet, and Moreen Gilles. Lance Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Dedra Aldis, Ioana Gilles, See Gilles, Moreen Gilles, and Randolf Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lance this year.
319.   Randolf Melvin is trying to gather up a group of people in New Carlisle for an expedition on the Collembolous, which Capt. Rinaldo Zollie has agreed to lead. Jessee Shumeet politely declined an invitation from Randolf Melvin to leave New Carlisle on the Collembolous, due to considerations of family. Lance Shumeet's younger brother, Kalvin Shumeet, was born in New Carlisle. Lance Shumeet met one new person this year, Min Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lance this year.
320.   Lance Shumeet turned 10. Jessee Shumeet is planning to move to a bigger town. Jessee Shumeet moved to Pittsburg, 10 miles away from New Carlisle. Jessee Shumeet found an uninhabited house in Pittsburg, Pelican, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Lance Shumeet moved out of Noland House in New Carlisle. Lance Shumeet moved into Aldis House in Pittsburg. Lance Shumeet moved out of Aldis House in New Carlisle. Lance Shumeet met 10 new people this year: Ioana Noland, Alexina Gilles, Hastings Myke, Torey Myke, Marita Gilles, Capt. Phil Zollie, Sven Quinn, Dacy Gilles, Valdemar Myke, and Damara Myke. Lance Shumeet made 19 new friends this year: Marita Gilles, Issi Gilles, Sparky Gilles, Cat Gilles, Dennie Gilles, Eleonore Gilles, Damara Myke, Valdemar Myke, Sharlene Myke, Merrili Noland, Raychel Noland, Sven Quinn, Sophia Quinn, Berny Shumeet, Grissel Shumeet, Bobine Zollie, Danice Zollie, Capt. Phil Zollie, and Reilly Zollie.
321.   Lance Shumeet met one new person this year, Corabella Gilles. Lance caught up with an old acquaintance, Elwira Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Grandview Heights, Pelican. Lance Shumeet made 7 new friends this year: Alexina Gilles, Godfrey Gilles, Mira Gilles, Cam Gilles, Dacy Gilles, Troy Gilles, and Torey Myke. Lance Shumeet is worrying about his brother Humbert Noland and brother Harvey Noland, who 2 years ago both left for a voyage on the Collembolous and haven't been heard from since.
322.   Lance Shumeet met 13 new people this year: Gene Prasun, Missy Prasun, Lizette Prasun, Ximenes Noland, Brandon Prasun, Desirae Zollie, Willis Prasun, Brandon Prasun, Koral Noland, Townsend Myke, Marylynne Zollie, Brandon Prasun, and Terrie Prasun. Lance Shumeet made 11 new friends this year: Townsend Myke, Wallis Noland, Ximenes Noland, Derrin Noland, Gene Prasun, Missy Prasun, Terrie Prasun, Brandon Prasun, Brandon Prasun, Lizette Prasun, and Myrtie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lance this year.
323.   Lance Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Hastings Myke, Elwira Noland, and Brandon Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lance this year. Lance Shumeet is wondering about his brother Humbert Noland and brother Harvey Noland, who 4 years ago both left for a voyage on the Collembolous and haven't been heard from since.
324.   Lance Shumeet met two new people this year, Howard Aldis and Niels Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lance this year. Lance Shumeet is worrying about his brother Humbert Noland and brother Harvey Noland, who 5 years ago both left for a voyage on the Collembolous and haven't been heard from since.
325.   Lance Shumeet turned 15. Lance Shumeet's half-brother, Harvey Noland, murdered Godard Noland in an act of revenge. Lance Shumeet met 4 new people this year: Shayne Myke, Robinetta Zollie, Evelina Zollie, and Charmine Noland. Lance just found out from Torey Aldis that his family member Carmelita Noland was murdered in New Carlisle, Pelican 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in New Carlisle, Pelican. (Torey had recently found this out from Elwira Noland.) Lance Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Doe Gilles, Charmine Noland, Faina Prasun, Willis Prasun, and Robinetta Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lance this year. Lance Shumeet is worrying about his brother Humbert Noland and brother Harvey Noland, who 6 years ago both left for a voyage on the Collembolous and haven't been heard from since.
326.   Lance Shumeet decided to leave Pittsburg; he will do so shortly. Lance Shumeet moved out of Aldis House in Pittsburg. Lance Shumeet is moving west from Wilderness of Pelican at a brisk pace. Lance Shumeet stopped at Nolandville, 12 miles west of Pittsburg. Lance Shumeet caught word of an uninhabited house in Nolandville, Pelican, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Lance Shumeet moved into Noland House in Nolandville. Lance Shumeet is wondering about his brother Humbert Noland and brother Harvey Noland, who 7 years ago both left for a voyage on the Collembolous and haven't been heard from since.
327.   Lance Shumeet is planning to move to a bigger town. Lance Shumeet's father, Jessee Shumeet, killed 57-year-old Win Prasun in self-defense in Pittsburg, Pelican, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim. Lance Shumeet moved to Pittsburg, 12 miles away from Nolandville. Lance Shumeet moved out of Noland House in Nolandville. Lance Shumeet found an uninhabited house in Pittsburg, Pelican, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Lance Shumeet moved into Gilles House in Pittsburg. Lance Shumeet met 4 new people this year: Prasun Gilles, Elmore Shumeet, Doroteya Aldis, and Randolf Zollie. Lance just found out from Fidelia Zollie that his grandmother Cherish Shumeet died of natural causes in Grandview Heights, Pelican 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Grandview Heights, Pelican. (Fidelia had recently found this out from Fidelia Zollie.) Lance caught up with an old acquaintance, Fidelia Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Grandview Heights, Pelican. Lance Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Ioana Noland, Clayborne Shumeet, Thurston Zollie, and Evelina Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lance this year. Lance Shumeet is worrying about his brother Humbert Noland and brother Harvey Noland, who 8 years ago both left for a voyage on the Collembolous and haven't been heard from since.
328.   Lance Shumeet is now 18 years old. Lance Shumeet met one new person this year, Nickie Zollie. Lance Shumeet made 7 new friends this year: Doroteya Aldis, Prasun Gilles, Shayne Myke, Elmore Shumeet, Desirae Zollie, Randolf Zollie, and Nickie Zollie. Lance Shumeet is worrying about his brother Humbert Noland and brother Harvey Noland, who 9 years ago both left for a voyage on the Collembolous and haven't been heard from since.
329.   Lance Shumeet's younger brother, Anatollo Shumeet, was born in the town of Pittsburg, on the island of Pelican. Lance Shumeet married Mira Gilles in Pittsburg, Pelican. Mira Gilles is now named Mira Shumeet. Lance Shumeet met two new people this year, Sybyl Gilles and Giffer Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lance this year.
330.   Lance Shumeet is now 20 years old. Elmore Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Pittsburg for an expedition on the Androgenous, which Elmore Shumeet has agreed to lead. Lance Shumeet enthusiastically accepted an invitation from Elmore Shumeet to leave Pittsburg on the Androgenous, but will have to consult family. Mira Shumeet agreed to go on the journey. Lance Shumeet moved out of Gilles House in Pittsburg. Lance Shumeet boarded the Androgenous from the port of Pittsburg, Pelican. The group about to board the Androgenous has decided that, rather than Elmore Shumeet naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Horatius Gilles's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Sparky Gilles vocally disagrees. The Androgenous, under command of Capt. Horatius Gilles, has left the harbor at Pittsburg, Pelican. The Androgenous is heading S at three-quarter speed. Mira Shumeet gave birth to a girl named Margi Scarlett Shumeet, after Margi Gilles, of whom Lance Shumeet is the father. Lance Shumeet's daughter, Margi Shumeet, died at sea aboard the Androgenous from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Lance this year.
331.   The Androgenous is heading S at three-quarter speed. Mira Shumeet gave birth to a girl named Britney Martguerita Shumeet, of whom Lance Shumeet is the father. Lance Shumeet met one new person this year, Lem Shumeet. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Lance this year.
332.   The Androgenous is heading S at quarter-speed. Lance Shumeet has fallen ill. Lance is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Algernon Aldis, Doroteya Aldis, Danice Aldis, Capt. Horatius Gilles, Sparky Gilles, Gene Prasun, Brandon Prasun, Willis Prasun, Brandon Prasun, Terrie Prasun, Faina Prasun, Missy Prasun, Brandon Prasun, Nigel Quinn, Blakeley Quinn, Sven Quinn, Collins Quinn, Elmore Shumeet, Eleonore Shumeet, Mira Shumeet, Torey Shumeet, Grissel Shumeet, Britney Shumeet, and Merrili Zollie. Lance Shumeet died at sea aboard the Androgenous after showing symptoms of disease; he was 22 years old.
352.   Lance Shumeet's daughter Britney Shumeet married Nestor Prasun in Hodges, Wauseon.
353.   Lance Shumeet's grandchild, named Fulton Prasun, was born in the town of Hodges, Wauseon; the child's mother is Lance's daughter, Britney Prasun.
355.   Lance Shumeet's daughter Britney Prasun and Nestor Prasun divorced after 3 years of marriage; they did not have children together.