Narrative

302.   Humbert Abbott Noland was born to Martguerita Noland and Graig Noland in the town of Grandview Heights, on the island of Pelican. He is named after his great-grandfather, Humbert Gilles. 4 people came to meet Humbert Noland for the first time this year: Graig Noland, Martguerita Noland, Harvey Noland, and Humbert Noland. Humbert Noland's parents Martguerita Noland and Graig Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Martguerita Noland and Graig Noland decided that Martguerita will stay in their house, and Graig will move out. Humbert Noland moved out of Noland House in Grandview Heights. Graig Noland moved to Nectar, 13 miles away from Grandview Heights. Graig Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Nectar, Pelican, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Humbert Noland moved out of Prasun House in Grandview Heights. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Humbert this year.
303.   Humbert is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Graig Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Graig Noland moved to Grandview Heights, 13 miles away from Nectar. Graig Noland found an uninhabited house in Grandview Heights, Pelican, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Humbert Noland moved out of Prasun House in Nectar. Humbert Noland moved into Noland House in Grandview Heights. Humbert Noland moved out of Noland House in Nectar.
304.   Humbert is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
305.   Humbert is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Humbert Noland's father Graig Noland married Midge Gilles in Grandview Heights, Pelican. Humbert Noland moved out of Noland House in Grandview Heights. Humbert Noland moved into Shumeet House in Grandview Heights. Humbert Noland's mother Martguerita Noland married Jessee Shumeet in Grandview Heights, Pelican. Martguerita Noland is now named Martguerita Shumeet. Humbert Noland made 3 new friends this year: Pepe Aldis, Dory Gilles, and Welby Shumeet.
306.   Humbert has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Humbert Noland's younger half-sister, Blakeley Shumeet, was born in Grandview Heights. Humbert Noland's younger half-sister, Vernice Noland, was born in the town of Grandview Heights, on the island of Pelican. Humbert Noland's half-sister, Vernice Noland, died in Grandview Heights, Pelican, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
307.   Humbert Noland is now 5 years old. Humbert Noland's parents Midge Noland and Graig Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together.
308.   Humbert Noland's younger half-brother, Tymothy Shumeet, was born in Grandview Heights. Humbert Noland met one new person this year, Adrick Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Humbert this year.
309.   Humbert Noland's half-brother, Tymothy Shumeet, died in Grandview Heights, Pelican, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Humbert Noland met 3 new people this year: Ardelis Aldis, Karil Shumeet, and Eberhard Noland. Humbert Noland made 5 new friends this year: Moreen Noland, Abby Noland, Eberhard Noland, Eberhard Noland, and Karil Shumeet.
310.   Humbert Noland's younger half-brother, Lance Shumeet, was born in Grandview Heights. Humbert Noland's father Graig Noland married Jacquetta Prasun in Nectar, Pelican. Humbert Noland met one new person this year, Nestor Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Humbert this year.
311.   Humbert Noland's younger half-sister, Lysandra Noland, was born in the town of Grandview Heights, on the island of Pelican. Humbert Noland met one new person this year, Grissel Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Humbert this year.
312.   Humbert Noland is now 10 years old. Humbert Noland's half-sister, Lysandra Noland, died in Grandview Heights, Pelican, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Humbert Noland met two new people this year, Capt. Rinaldo Zollie and Berny Shumeet. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Humbert this year. Humbert Noland is wondering about his grandfather Eberhard Noland, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in New Carlisle, Pelican.
313.   Humbert Noland's younger half-sister, Dina Noland, was born in the town of Grandview Heights, on the island of Pelican.
314.   Humbert Noland made 8 new friends this year: Algernon Aldis, Quinn Gilles, Alford Gilles, Sallyanne Gilles, Harvey Noland, Shelley Shumeet, Jaquith Shumeet, and Estel Shumeet.
315.   Humbert Noland met 4 new people this year: Fulvia Shumeet, Guido Zollie, Ioana Gilles, and Barclay Gilles. Humbert Noland made 7 new friends this year: Barclay Gilles, Ioana Gilles, Tadeas Prasun, Sallyanne Shumeet, Mag Zollie, Thurston Zollie, and Guido Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Humbert this year.
316.   Humbert Noland met one new person this year, Staford Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Humbert this year.
317.   Humbert Noland is now 15 years old. Jessee Shumeet is planning to move to a bigger town. Humbert Noland's younger half-sister, Margi Shumeet, was born in Grandview Heights. Humbert Noland's parents Jacquetta Noland and Graig Noland divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Humbert Noland's father Graig Noland married Merrili Gilles in Pittsburg, Pelican. Humbert Noland's half-sister, Margi Shumeet, died in Grandview Heights, Pelican, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Jessee Shumeet moved to New Carlisle, 11 miles away from Grandview Heights. Jessee Shumeet heard about an uninhabited house in New Carlisle, Pelican, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Humbert Noland moved out of Shumeet House in Grandview Heights. Humbert Noland moved into Noland House in New Carlisle. Humbert Noland moved out of Noland House in Grandview Heights. Humbert Noland met 11 new people this year: Madonna Aldis, Kelsi Noland, Max Noland, Quincy Noland, Louise Noland, Mikael Gilles, Cat Gilles, Dennie Gilles, Lev Noland, Roxine Melvin, and Horatius Gilles. Humbert Noland made 11 new friends this year: Madonna Aldis, Nestor Aldis, Ardelis Aldis, Mikael Gilles, Barclay Gilles, Lavinia Melvin, Max Noland, Spencer Prasun, Blakeley Shumeet, Faydra Shumeet, and Lorrie Zollie.
318.   Humbert Noland met two new people this year, See Gilles and Min Melvin. Humbert Noland made 4 new friends this year: See Gilles, Dennie Gilles, Stesha Melvin, and Randolf Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Humbert this year.
319.   Randolf Melvin is trying to gather up a group of people in New Carlisle for an expedition on the Collembolous, which Capt. Rinaldo Zollie has agreed to lead. Humbert Noland accepted an invitation from Randolf Melvin to leave New Carlisle on the Collembolous. Humbert Noland moved out of Noland House in New Carlisle. Humbert Noland boarded the Collembolous from the port of New Carlisle, Pelican. Capt. Rinaldo Zollie has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Collembolous, under command of Capt. Rinaldo Zollie, has left the harbor at New Carlisle, Pelican. The Collembolous is heading E at quarter-speed.
320.   Humbert Noland is now 18 years old. The Collembolous is heading E at three-quarter speed. Humbert Noland's parents Graig Noland and Merrili Noland divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Humbert this year.
321.   The Collembolous is heading E at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Collembolous have spotted land. The Collembolous is approaching the island of Ridgeville. Collembolous is now docked at Cambridge, on Ridgeville. Humbert Noland is attempting to find an open lot in Cambridge, Ridgeville, on which a house could be built. Humbert Noland moved into Noland House in Cambridge. Humbert visited his friend Faydra Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Grandview Heights, Pelican. Humbert Noland met 17 new people this year: Vania Zollie, Nickolas Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Shaun Gilles, Gusti Gilles, Bird Zollie, Paddy Zollie, Dianne Zollie, Ange Gilles, Hynda Gilles, Deborah Zollie, Emile Zollie, Sutherland Noland, Benji Zollie, Willmott Zollie, Marcus Zollie, and Jimmy Gilles. Humbert Noland made 20 new friends this year: Ange Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Ambrosi Gilles, Hynda Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Ange Gilles, Laverna Gilles, Gusti Gilles, Gabriele Noland, Cleopatra Noland, Paulie Noland, Meridith Shumeet, Alina Zollie, Paddy Zollie, Corrinne Zollie, Arturo Zollie, Deborah Zollie, Randolf Zollie, Cristen Zollie, and Willmott Zollie.
322.   Humbert Noland turned 20. Humbert Noland met two new people this year, Brodie Zollie and Pris Gilles. Humbert Noland made 6 new friends this year: Randie Noland, Erin Noland, Corliss Zollie, Stern Zollie, Shamus Zollie, and Marcus Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Humbert this year.
323.   Dennie Melvin had an affair with Humbert Noland; she is now pregnant. Dennie Melvin had an affair with Humbert Noland; Dennie's husband, Randolf Melvin, did not find out. Humbert Noland met 3 new people this year: Mackenzie Zollie, Stern Zollie, and Rusty Gilles. Humbert Noland made 6 new friends this year: Nickolas Gilles, Beowulf Gilles, Leesa Gilles, Ernest Zollie, Emile Zollie, and Portia Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Humbert this year.
324.   Dennie Melvin gave birth to a boy named Ephrayim Trevar Melvin, after Ephrayim Melvin, of whom Humbert Noland is the father. Humbert Noland met two new people this year, Bennet Gilles and Beverlee Gilles.
325.   Humbert Noland was murdered in Cambridge, Ridgeville by Godard Noland; he was 23 years old. Humbert Noland was laid to rest in the Cambridge cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there. Humbert Noland's brother, Harvey Noland, murdered Godard Noland in an act of revenge.
349.   Humbert Noland's grandchild, named Mart Gilles, was born in the town of Chilmark, Ridgeville; the child's father is Humbert's son, Ephrayim Melvin.