Narrative

285.   Eberhard Michale Noland was born to Gladys Noland and Eberhard Noland in the town of Highland Home, on the island of Pelican. He is named after his father, Eberhard Noland. 10 people came to meet Eberhard Noland for the first time this year: Eberhard Noland, Mireielle Gilles, Eberhard Noland, Fayina Vaclav, Graig Noland, Gladys Noland, Petronella Noland, Petronella Noland, Corine Vaclav, and Truman Noland. Faydra Shumeet people came to meet Eberhard Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eberhard this year.
286.   Eberhard is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Eberhard Noland's mother, Gladys Noland, took her own life in Highland Home, Pelican; she was 36 years old. Eberhard Noland made 3 new friends this year: Petronella Noland, Sharity Shumeet, and Godfrey Vaclav.
287.   Eberhard is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
288.   Eberhard is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Eberhard Noland's younger half-sister, Faina Shumeet, was born in the town of Highland Home, on the island of Pelican.
289.   Eberhard has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Eberhard Noland made 3 new friends this year: Lyndell Aldis, Ozzy Gilles, and Marlo Shumeet.
290.   Eberhard Noland turned 5. Eberhard Noland met 3 new people this year: Lorrie Gilles, Karil Prasun, and Estel Gilles.
291.   Eberhard Noland met 3 new people this year: Rachelle Aldis, Mohamad Aldis, and Oliver Aldis. Eberhard Noland made 5 new friends this year: Oliver Aldis, Pepe Aldis, Rachelle Aldis, Sybyl Aldis, and Mayda Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eberhard this year.
293.   Eberhard Noland met one new person this year, Brandon Prasun. Eberhard Noland made 5 new friends this year: Mira Aldis, Mohamad Aldis, Abby Prasun, Faina Shumeet, and Corine Vaclav.
294.   Eberhard Noland met one new person this year, Zary Gilles.
295.   Eberhard Noland is now 10 years old. Eberhard just found out from Rabbi Gilles that his family member Wileen Gilles died in the wilderness of Pelican 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Highland Home, Pelican. (Rabbi had recently found this out from Rabbi Gilles.) Eberhard Noland made 3 new friends this year: Brandon Prasun, Karil Prasun, and Gary Vaclav.
296.   Eberhard Noland's father Eberhard Noland married Abby Prasun in Highland Home, Pelican. Eberhard Noland met one new person this year, Quinn Gilles.
297.   Eberhard Noland's younger half-sister, Moreen Noland, was born in Highland Home. Eberhard Noland made 3 new friends this year: Roxi Gilles, Lorrie Gilles, and Moreen Noland.
298.   Eberhard Noland met two new people this year, Etienne Shumeet and Mellie Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Eberhard this year.
300.   Eberhard Noland turned 15.
301.   Eberhard visited his friend Marlo Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Highland Home, Pelican, where they meet now for the last time.
302.   Eberhard Noland's younger half-sister, Casey Noland, was born in Highland Home. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Eberhard this year.
303.   Eberhard Noland is now 18 years old. Eberhard Noland's younger half-brother, Eberhard Noland, was born in Highland Home. Eberhard Noland's half-sister, Casey Noland, died in Highland Home, Pelican, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eberhard this year.
304.   Godfrey Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Highland Home for an expedition on the Aphthongia, which Godfrey Vaclav has agreed to lead. Eberhard Noland accepted an invitation from Godfrey Vaclav to leave Highland Home on the Aphthongia. Eberhard Noland moved out of Shumeet House in Highland Home. Eberhard Noland boarded the Aphthongia from the port of Highland Home, Pelican. Godfrey Vaclav has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Aphthongia, under command of Capt. Godfrey Vaclav, has left the harbor at Highland Home, Pelican. The Aphthongia is heading NE at full-speed.
305.   Eberhard Noland turned 20. The Aphthongia is heading N at half-speed.
306.   The Aphthongia is heading N at three-quarter speed. Eberhard Noland married Mayda Vaclav on the Aphthongia; they now share quarters aboard the Aphthongia. Mayda Vaclav is now named Mayda Noland.
307.   The Aphthongia is heading N at three-quarter speed. Mayda Noland gave birth to a girl named Feliza Fayina Noland, of whom Eberhard Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Eberhard this year.
308.   The Aphthongia is heading N at half-speed. Mayda Noland gave birth to a boy named Vinny Abraham Noland, after Vinny Noland, of whom Eberhard Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Eberhard this year.
309.   The Aphthongia is heading W at three-quarter speed. Mayda Noland gave birth to a boy named Octavius Vinny Noland, of whom Eberhard Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Eberhard this year.
310.   Eberhard Noland turned 25. The Aphthongia is heading S at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Aphthongia, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Eberhard Noland died aboard the Aphthongia, which had become lost at sea; he was 25 years old.
326.   Eberhard Noland's parents Eberhard Noland and Abby Noland divorced after 30 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Eberhard Noland's father Eberhard Noland married Dennie Gilles in New Carlisle, Pelican.
328.   Eberhard Noland's half-brother, Eberhard Noland, killed 19-year-old Emmanuel Gilles in self-defense in New Carlisle, Pelican, after the latter tried to murder him.