Narrative

275.   Colene Vina Jordan was born to Alisa Jordan and Walt Gilles in the town of Highland Home, on the island of Pelican. 10 people came to meet Colene Jordan for the first time this year: Felecia Gilles, Gene Gilles, Colene Jordan, Alisa Jordan, Ozzy Gilles, Ariel Aldis, Alex Gilles, Andonis Gilles, Sauncho Gilles, and Walt Gilles. Colene visited her father, Walt Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Colene Jordan's father, Walt Gilles, died in Highland Home, Pelican, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 28 years old. Colene visited her cousin, Andonis Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Moreen Gilles people came to meet Colene Jordan for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Colene this year.
276.   Colene is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Colene Jordan made 7 new friends this year: Lyndell Aldis, Terri Gilles, Gardiner Gilles, Moreen Gilles, Sybyl Noland, Olivia Prasun, and Nestor Shumeet.
277.   Colene is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Colene Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Olivia Gilles, Chelsy Gilles, and Mireielle Gilles.
278.   Colene is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Colene Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Alex Gilles, Sauncho Gilles, Gene Gilles, and Georgiamay Prasun.
279.   Colene has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
280.   Colene Jordan turned 5. Colene Jordan met 3 new people this year: Petronella Noland, Sharity Shumeet, and Petronella Noland.
281.   Colene Jordan made 9 new friends this year: Ozzy Gilles, Alisa Jordan, Eberhard Noland, Petronella Noland, Petronella Noland, Spencer Prasun, Dedra Shumeet, Evonne Shumeet, and Sharity Shumeet.
282.   Colene Jordan met one new person this year, Graig Noland. Colene Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Matthus Gilles, Faydra Shumeet, and Etienne Shumeet.
283.   Colene Jordan met one new person this year, Truman Noland.
284.   Colene Jordan met one new person this year, Corine Vaclav. Colene Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Corine Vaclav, Fayina Vaclav, and Godfrey Vaclav.
285.   Colene Jordan turned 10. Colene Jordan met one new person this year, Eberhard Noland. Colene Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Rabbi Gilles, Truman Noland, and Eberhard Noland.
288.   Colene Jordan met two new people this year, Faina Shumeet and Valli Gilles.
289.   Colene Jordan met two new people this year, Gary Vaclav and Mayda Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Colene this year.
290.   Colene Jordan turned 15. Colene Jordan met 3 new people this year: Estel Gilles, Karil Prasun, and Lorrie Gilles. Colene Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Lorrie Gilles, Love Gilles, and Gary Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Colene this year.
291.   Colene Jordan met 5 new people this year: Mira Aldis, Oliver Aldis, Rachelle Aldis, Mohamad Aldis, and Oliver Aldis. Colene visited with her friend Sybyl Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Highland Home, Pelican. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Colene this year.
292.   Colene Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Mira Aldis, Oliver Aldis, Rachelle Aldis, and Estel Gilles.
293.   Colene Jordan is now 18 years old. Colene Jordan met one new person this year, Brandon Prasun. Colene Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Ginny Gilles, Brandon Prasun, and Abby Prasun.
294.   Colene Jordan met two new people this year, Joelie Gilles and Moreen Gilles. Colene caught up with an old acquaintance, Zary Gilles, who she hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Highland Home, Pelican.
295.   Colene Jordan turned 20. Colene Jordan met one new person this year, Quinn Gilles. Colene Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Zary Gilles, Anita Gilles, and Karil Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Colene this year.
296.   Colene Jordan's mother Alisa Jordan married Zary Gilles in Highland Home, Pelican. Alisa Jordan is now named Alisa Gilles. Colene Jordan met two new people this year, Thaine Gilles and Roxi Gilles. Colene visited with her friend Matthus Gilles, who she hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Highland Home, Pelican. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Colene this year.
297.   Colene Jordan has made up her mind: she is going to leave Highland Home, where she is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Colene Jordan decided she would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Highland Home. Colene Jordan moved out of Aldis House in Highland Home. Colene Jordan was told of an uninhabited house in Highland Home, Pelican, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Colene Jordan moved into Aldis House in Highland Home. Colene Jordan met one new person this year, Moreen Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Colene this year.
298.   Colene Jordan is thinking about leaving Highland Home, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Colene Jordan met one new person this year, Mellie Gilles. Colene visited with her friend Etienne Shumeet, who she hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Highland Home, Pelican. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Colene this year.
300.   Colene Jordan is now 25 years old. Colene Jordan is thinking about leaving Highland Home, where she is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Colene Jordan's half-brother, Ozzy Gilles, murdered Etienne Shumeet in an act of revenge. Colene Jordan's half-brother, Ozzy Gilles, was murdered by Nestor Shumeet in an act of revenge.
301.   Colene visited her friend Marlo Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 25 years ago in Highland Home, Pelican, where they meet now for the last time. Colene Jordan met one new person this year, Andrew Gilles.
302.   Colene Jordan met one new person this year, Casey Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Colene this year.
303.   Colene Jordan met one new person this year, Eberhard Noland.
304.   Godfrey Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Highland Home for an expedition on the Aphthongia, which Godfrey Vaclav has agreed to lead. Colene Jordan accepted an invitation from Godfrey Vaclav to leave Highland Home on the Aphthongia. Colene Jordan moved out of Aldis House in Highland Home. Colene Jordan boarded the Aphthongia from the port of Highland Home, Pelican. Godfrey Vaclav has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Aphthongia, under command of Capt. Godfrey Vaclav, has left the harbor at Highland Home, Pelican. The Aphthongia is heading NE at full-speed. Colene Jordan met one new person this year, Moreen Vaclav.
305.   Colene Jordan turned 30. The Aphthongia is heading N at half-speed.
306.   The Aphthongia is heading N at three-quarter speed.
307.   The Aphthongia is heading N at three-quarter speed.
308.   The Aphthongia is heading N at half-speed. Colene Jordan met two new people this year, Reginauld Vaclav and Feliza Noland.
309.   The Aphthongia is heading W at three-quarter speed. Colene Jordan's half-brother, Alex Gilles, murdered Saul Gilles in an act of revenge.
310.   The Aphthongia is heading S at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Aphthongia, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Colene Jordan died aboard the Aphthongia, which had become lost at sea; she was 35 years old.