Narrative

280.   Petronella Rica Noland was born to Gladys Noland and Eberhard Noland in the town of Highland Home, on the island of Pelican. She is named after her aunt, Petronella Noland. 6 people came to meet Petronella Noland for the first time this year: Eberhard Noland, Mireielle Gilles, Olivia Prasun, Matthus Gilles, Gladys Noland, and Petronella Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Petronella this year.
281.   Petronella is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Petronella Noland's younger brother, Graig Noland, was born in Highland Home. Petronella Noland made 4 new friends this year: Gardiner Gilles, Colene Jordan, Spencer Prasun, and Sharity Shumeet.
282.   Petronella is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Petronella Noland's younger brother, Truman Noland, was born in Highland Home. Petronella Noland made 4 new friends this year: Mireielle Gilles, Ozzy Gilles, Gladys Noland, and Georgiamay Prasun.
283.   Petronella is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Petronella Noland made 3 new friends this year: Petronella Noland, Faydra Shumeet, and Marlo Shumeet.
284.   Petronella has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Petronella Noland met one new person this year, Corine Vaclav.
285.   Petronella Noland is now 5 years old. Petronella Noland's younger brother, Eberhard Noland, was born in Highland Home.
286.   Petronella Noland's mother, Gladys Noland, took her own life in Highland Home, Pelican; she was 36 years old. Petronella Noland made 3 new friends this year: Olivia Gilles, Alisa Jordan, and Corine Vaclav.
287.   Petronella Noland made 5 new friends this year: Alex Gilles, Truman Noland, Eberhard Noland, Dedra Shumeet, and Fayina Vaclav.
288.   Petronella Noland's younger half-sister, Faina Shumeet, was born in the town of Highland Home, on the island of Pelican. Petronella Noland made 3 new friends this year: Valli Gilles, Eberhard Noland, and Graig Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Petronella this year.
289.   Petronella Noland met two new people this year, Lorrie Gilles and Karil Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Petronella this year.
290.   Petronella Noland turned 10. Petronella Noland met one new person this year, Estel Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Petronella this year.
291.   Petronella Noland met 3 new people this year: Mira Aldis, Mohamad Aldis, and Oliver Aldis. Petronella Noland made 4 new friends this year: Oliver Aldis, Mira Aldis, Rachelle Aldis, and Aleta Shumeet.
292.   Petronella Noland made 4 new friends this year: Sybyl Aldis, Pepe Aldis, Lorrie Gilles, and Godfrey Vaclav.
293.   Petronella Noland met two new people this year, Oliver Aldis and Brandon Prasun. Petronella Noland made 4 new friends this year: Brandon Prasun, Abby Prasun, Karil Prasun, and Faina Shumeet.
294.   Petronella Noland met two new people this year, Joelie Gilles and Moreen Gilles. Petronella Noland made 3 new friends this year: Oliver Aldis, Zary Gilles, and Moreen Gilles.
295.   Petronella Noland is now 15 years old. Petronella just found out from Rabbi Gilles that her family member Wileen Gilles died in the wilderness of Pelican 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Highland Home, Pelican. (Rabbi had recently found this out from Rabbi Gilles.)
296.   Petronella Noland's father Eberhard Noland married Abby Prasun in Highland Home, Pelican. Petronella Noland met one new person this year, Thaine Gilles. Petronella visited with her friend Matthus Gilles, who she hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Highland Home, Pelican.
297.   Petronella Noland's younger half-sister, Moreen Noland, was born in Highland Home. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Petronella this year.
298.   Petronella Noland is now 18 years old. Petronella caught up with an old acquaintance, Etienne Shumeet, who she hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Highland Home, Pelican.
300.   Petronella Noland turned 20.
301.   Petronella visited her friend Marlo Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 21 years ago in Highland Home, Pelican, where they meet now for the last time.
302.   Petronella Noland's younger half-sister, Casey Noland, was born in Highland Home. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Petronella this year.
303.   Petronella Noland's younger half-brother, Eberhard Noland, was born in Highland Home. Petronella Noland's half-sister, Casey Noland, died in Highland Home, Pelican, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Petronella this year.
304.   Godfrey Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Highland Home for an expedition on the Aphthongia, which Godfrey Vaclav has agreed to lead. Petronella Noland enthusiastically accepted an invitation from Godfrey Vaclav to leave Highland Home on the Aphthongia. Petronella Noland moved out of Shumeet House in Highland Home. Petronella Noland boarded the Aphthongia from the port of Highland Home, Pelican. Godfrey Vaclav has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Aphthongia, under command of Capt. Godfrey Vaclav, has left the harbor at Highland Home, Pelican. The Aphthongia is heading NE at full-speed.
305.   Petronella Noland turned 25. The Aphthongia is heading N at half-speed.
306.   The Aphthongia is heading N at three-quarter speed.
307.   The Aphthongia is heading N at three-quarter speed. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Petronella this year.
308.   The Aphthongia is heading N at half-speed. Petronella Noland married Gary Vaclav on the Aphthongia; they now share quarters aboard the Aphthongia. Petronella Noland is now named Petronella Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Petronella this year.
309.   The Aphthongia is heading W at three-quarter speed. Petronella Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Pavia Mayda Vaclav, of whom Gary Vaclav is the father. Petronella Vaclav's daughter, Pavia Vaclav, died at sea aboard the Aphthongia from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Petronella this year.
310.   Petronella Vaclav turned 30. The Aphthongia is heading S at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Aphthongia, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Petronella Vaclav's brother, Eberhard Noland, died aboard the Aphthongia, which had become lost at sea; he was 25 years old. Petronella Vaclav's husband, Gary Vaclav, died aboard the Aphthongia, which had become lost at sea; he was 21 years old. Petronella Vaclav died aboard the Aphthongia, which had become lost at sea; she was 30 years old.
326.   Petronella Vaclav's parents Eberhard Noland and Abby Noland divorced after 30 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Petronella Vaclav's father Eberhard Noland married Dennie Gilles in New Carlisle, Pelican.
328.   Petronella Vaclav's half-brother, Eberhard Noland, killed 19-year-old Emmanuel Gilles in self-defense in New Carlisle, Pelican, after the latter tried to murder him.