Narrative

267.   Ham Silas Gilles was born to Margi Gilles and Tymothy Gilles in the town of Mount Prasun, on the island of Erving. 20 people came to meet Ham Gilles for the first time this year: Konstanze Zollie, Margi Gilles, Allianora Zollie, Eveline Gilles, Aline Zollie, Georgy Zollie, Tymothy Gilles, Pammy Gilles, Bendite Zollie, Georgy Zollie, Shelley Shumeet, Fox Zollie, Min Zollie, Tamera Zollie, Aubine Quinn, Jordon Zollie, Mark Quinn, Wyatan Gilles, Ham Gilles, and Pammy Zollie. 3 people came to meet Ham Gilles for the first time this year: Gerri Vaclav, Dotty Zollie, and Shoshie Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
268.   Ham is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ham Gilles's younger sister, Jaquith Gilles, was born in Mount Prasun. Ham Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Larissa Gilles, Alejandrina Gilles, Shoshie Melvin, Jaquith Vaclav, and Kriste Zollie.
269.   Ham is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ham Gilles's younger brother, Carroll Gilles, was born in Mount Prasun. Ham visited his grandmother, Aubine Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ham Gilles made 9 new friends this year: Wyatan Gilles, Davin Melvin, Glad Melvin, Shelley Shumeet, Dulsea Vaclav, Nikos Vaclav, Charissa Zollie, Shelley Zollie, and Jordon Zollie.
270.   Ham is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ham Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Lucas Melvin, Windy Myke, Gerri Vaclav, Gene Vaclav, and Nikos Vaclav.
271.   Ham has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Ham Gilles's younger sister, Shayna Gilles, was born in Mount Prasun. Ham visited his friend Windy Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
272.   Ham Gilles is now 5 years old. Ham Gilles met 7 new people this year: Randall Shumeet, Sanderson Zollie, Caitrin Zollie, Randy Melvin, Clair Zollie, Tucker Shumeet, and Kip Melvin.
273.   Ham Gilles met 3 new people this year: Robina Zollie, Hermann Zollie, and Alene Zollie. Ham Gilles made 10 new friends this year: Pammy Gilles, Kip Melvin, Leia Vaclav, Carleen Vaclav, Cristen Vaclav, Aline Zollie, Dotty Zollie, Ramsey Zollie, Alpa Zollie, and Alpa Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
274.   Ham Gilles's younger sister, Jennee Gilles, was born in Mount Prasun. Ham Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Jaquith Gilles, Tuck Melvin, Randall Shumeet, Sanderson Zollie, Tamera Zollie, and Gus Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
275.   Ham Gilles's younger sister, Martguerita Gilles, was born in Mount Prasun. Ham Gilles met one new person this year, Jeanelle Zollie. Ham Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Tymothy Gilles, Randy Melvin, Madonna Shumeet, Tucker Shumeet, Iona Zollie, and Fox Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
276.   Ham Gilles's younger brother, Reilly Gilles, was born in Mount Prasun. Ham Gilles's brother, Reilly Gilles, died in Mount Prasun, Erving, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Ham Gilles met two new people this year, Casandra Zollie and Anny Zollie. Ham Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Nico Zollie, Caitrin Zollie, and Clair Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
277.   Ham Gilles turned 10. Ham Gilles's younger brother, Gregory Gilles, was born in Mount Prasun. Ham Gilles met one new person this year, Elizabeth Vaclav. Ham Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Martguerita Gilles, Desaree Noland, Anny Zollie, Casandra Zollie, and Eli Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
278.   Ham Gilles met one new person this year, Cleopatra Zollie. Ham Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Haskell Vaclav, Elizabeth Vaclav, and Capt. Lucien Vaclav.
279.   Ham Gilles met 3 new people this year: Shelley Shumeet, Roxine Shumeet, and Madonna Zollie. Ham Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Dion Zollie, Alene Zollie, and Deborah Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
280.   Ham Gilles met one new person this year, Kory Zollie. Ham Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Shelley Shumeet, Robina Zollie, and Bendite Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
281.   Ham Gilles's younger brother, Lucien Gilles, was born in Mount Prasun. Ham Gilles met 3 new people this year: Leia Zollie, Lucien Zollie, and Ninnetta Vaclav. Ham Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Gregory Gilles, Shayna Gilles, Ephrayim Melvin, and Kory Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
282.   Ham Gilles turned 15. Ham Gilles met 4 new people this year: Bidget Zollie, Bonita Zollie, Jaquith Vaclav, and Kinna Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
283.   Ham Gilles's younger brother, Miles Gilles, was born in Mount Prasun. Ham Gilles met 6 new people this year: Markus Zollie, Llewellyn Vaclav, Taddeus Zollie, Georgy Zollie, Kalie Zollie, and Isabelita Melvin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ham this year.
284.   Ham Gilles's younger sister, Brana Gilles, was born in Mount Prasun. Ham visited his friend Alpa Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving, where they meet now for the last time. Ham Gilles met 5 new people this year: Randolf Melvin, Sheldon Zollie, Leesa Vaclav, Berkley Zollie, and Helen Melvin. Ham Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Roxine Shumeet, Llewellyn Vaclav, Jeanelle Zollie, and Hayley Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
285.   Ham Gilles is now 18 years old. Ham visited his friend Capt. Lucien Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving, where they meet now for the last time. Ham Gilles met two new people this year, Myrilla Zollie and Howard Zollie. Ham Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Lucien Gilles, Jennee Gilles, and Leia Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
286.   Ham Gilles married Desaree Zollie in Mount Prasun, Erving. Desaree Zollie is now named Desaree Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
287.   Ham Gilles is now 20 years old. Desaree Gilles gave birth to a boy named Staford Pinchas Gilles, after Staford Noland, of whom Ham Gilles is the father. Ham Gilles's son, Staford Gilles, died in Mount Prasun, Erving, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Ham Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Isabelita Melvin, Helen Melvin, Ninnetta Vaclav, Jaquith Vaclav, Bidget Zollie, and Taddeus Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
288.   Desaree Gilles gave birth to a boy named Parker Adam Gilles, of whom Ham Gilles is the father. Ham Gilles met one new person this year, Judy Vaclav. Ham Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Cleopatra Zollie, Allianora Zollie, and Bonita Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
289.   Gene Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Mount Prasun for an expedition on the Listerine, which Gene Vaclav has agreed to lead. Ham Gilles reluctantly accepted an invitation from Gene Vaclav to leave Mount Prasun on the Listerine, but will have to consult family. Desaree Gilles eagerly agreed to go on the journey; their children Bonita Zollie, Markus Zollie, and Parker Gilles will also come along. Ham Gilles moved out of Gilles House in Mount Prasun. Ham Gilles boarded the Listerine from the port of Mount Prasun, Erving. The group about to board the Listerine has decided that, rather than Gene Vaclav naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Clair Zollie's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Listerine, under command of Capt. Clair Zollie, has left the harbor at Mount Prasun, Erving. The Listerine is heading E at quarter-speed. Ham Gilles met one new person this year, Alina Melvin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ham this year.
290.   The Listerine is heading E at three-quarter speed. Ham Gilles met two new people this year, Casandra Zollie and Lucas Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
291.   The Listerine is heading E at half-speed. The Listerine has sunk. It was 470 miles from land; there were 36 people aboard. Ham Gilles drowned in the open ocean after the Listerine was shipwrecked; he was 24 years old.