Narrative

280.   Ephrayim Steffen Melvin was born to Shoshie Melvin and Davin Melvin in the town of Mount Prasun, on the island of Erving. 46 people came to meet Ephrayim Melvin for the first time this year: Kory Zollie, Carroll Gilles, Leia Vaclav, Cleopatra Zollie, Charissa Zollie, Ephrayim Melvin, Gregory Gilles, Dion Zollie, Gene Vaclav, Shayna Gilles, Tymothy Gilles, Tuck Melvin, Davin Melvin, Shoshie Melvin, Elizabeth Vaclav, Pammy Gilles, Glad Melvin, Jennee Gilles, Randy Melvin, Alejandrina Zollie, Casandra Zollie, Jaquith Gilles, Kip Melvin, Anny Zollie, Iona Zollie, Ham Gilles, Shoshie Melvin, Alpa Zollie, Caitrin Zollie, Alene Zollie, Deborah Zollie, Jobye Zollie, Robina Zollie, Jeanelle Zollie, Kriste Zollie, Lucas Melvin, Margi Gilles, Cristen Vaclav, Madonna Zollie, Hayley Zollie, Tamera Zollie, Martguerita Gilles, Nico Zollie, Clair Zollie, Dulsea Vaclav, and Gus Zollie. Ephrayim Melvin made 4 new friends this year: Carroll Gilles, Shoshie Melvin, Davin Melvin, and Tucker Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ephrayim this year.
281.   Ephrayim is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Madonna Shumeet people came to meet Ephrayim Melvin for the first time. Ephrayim Melvin made 8 new friends this year: Ham Gilles, Tuck Melvin, Randall Shumeet, Madonna Vaclav, Charissa Vaclav, Kriste Zollie, Robina Zollie, and Desaree Zollie.
282.   Ephrayim is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ephrayim Melvin's younger sister, Isabelita Melvin, was born in Mount Prasun. Ephrayim Melvin made 12 new friends this year: Shoshie Melvin, Kip Melvin, Shelley Shumeet, Madonna Shumeet, Gerri Vaclav, Cristen Vaclav, Aline Zollie, Alpa Zollie, Caitrin Zollie, Fox Zollie, Anny Zollie, and Dotty Zollie.
283.   Ephrayim is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ephrayim Melvin's younger sister, Helen Melvin, was born in Mount Prasun. Ephrayim Melvin made 4 new friends this year: Claus Vaclav, Alejandrina Zollie, Gus Zollie, and Casandra Zollie.
284.   Ephrayim has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Ephrayim Melvin's younger brother, Randolf Melvin, was born in Mount Prasun. Ephrayim Melvin made 5 new friends this year: Jennee Gilles, Fox Zollie, Alene Zollie, Tamera Zollie, and Eli Zollie.
285.   Ephrayim Melvin is now 5 years old. Ephrayim Melvin met 7 new people this year: Lucien Gilles, Howard Zollie, Miles Gilles, Farra Gilles, Brana Gilles, Kinna Zollie, and Georgy Gilles. Ephrayim Melvin made 8 new friends this year: Pammy Gilles, Roxine Shumeet, Shelley Shumeet, Gene Vaclav, Madonna Zollie, Sanderson Zollie, Hayley Zollie, and Jeanelle Zollie.
286.   Ephrayim Melvin's parents Davin Melvin and Shoshie Melvin divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 12 children together. Davin Melvin and Shoshie Melvin decided that Davin will stay in their house, and Shoshie will move out. Ephrayim Melvin moved out of Melvin House in Mount Prasun. Ephrayim Melvin moved into Melvin House in Mount Prasun. Ephrayim Melvin met one new person this year, Charissa Zollie. Ephrayim Melvin made 24 new friends this year: Lucien Gilles, Gregory Gilles, Tymothy Gilles, Miles Gilles, Min Gilles, Randy Melvin, Larissa Melvin, Helen Melvin, Isabelita Melvin, Llewellyn Vaclav, Jaquith Vaclav, Kory Zollie, Jordon Zollie, Kalie Zollie, Bendite Zollie, Dion Zollie, Sheldon Zollie, Kinna Zollie, Iona Zollie, Allianora Zollie, Deborah Zollie, Leia Zollie, Bonita Zollie, and Nico Zollie.
287.   Ephrayim Melvin's younger brother, Spencer Melvin, was born in Mount Prasun. Ephrayim Melvin met one new person this year, Tymothy Zollie. Ephrayim Melvin made 11 new friends this year: Martguerita Gilles, Georgy Gilles, Wyatan Gilles, Shayna Gilles, Lucas Melvin, Dulsea Vaclav, Ninnetta Vaclav, Bidget Zollie, Leia Zollie, Jobye Zollie, and Cleopatra Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ephrayim this year.
288.   Ephrayim Melvin's brother, Spencer Melvin, died in Mount Prasun, Erving, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Ephrayim Melvin met two new people this year, Charissa Zollie and Iona Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ephrayim this year.
289.   Gene Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Mount Prasun for an expedition on the Listerine, which Gene Vaclav has agreed to lead. Shoshie Melvin overenthusiastically accepted an invitation from Gene Vaclav to leave Mount Prasun on the Listerine. Ephrayim Melvin moved out of Melvin House in Mount Prasun. Ephrayim Melvin boarded the Listerine from the port of Mount Prasun, Erving. The group about to board the Listerine has decided that, rather than Gene Vaclav naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Clair Zollie's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Listerine, under command of Capt. Clair Zollie, has left the harbor at Mount Prasun, Erving. The Listerine is heading E at quarter-speed. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ephrayim this year.
290.   Ephrayim Melvin turned 10. The Listerine is heading E at three-quarter speed. Ephrayim Melvin met two new people this year, Pepe Gilles and Casandra Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ephrayim this year. Ephrayim Melvin is wondering about his sister Glad Zollie, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Carver, Erving.
291.   The Listerine is heading E at half-speed. The Listerine has sunk. It was 470 miles from land; there were 36 people aboard. Ephrayim Melvin's brother, Lucas Melvin, drowned in the open ocean after the Listerine was shipwrecked; he was 27 years old. Ephrayim Melvin's sister, Kip Zollie, drowned in the open ocean after the Listerine was shipwrecked; she was 23 years old. Ephrayim Melvin's mother, Shoshie Melvin, drowned in the open ocean after the Listerine was shipwrecked; she was 47 years old. Ephrayim Melvin drowned in the open ocean after the Listerine was shipwrecked; he was 11 years old.
300.   Ephrayim Melvin's father Capt. Davin Melvin married Petronella Gilles in New Carlisle, Pelican.