Narrative

250.   Suzette Marita Melvin was born to Mavis Melvin and Major Melvin in the town of Riverside, on the island of Bremen. She is named after her mother's aunt, Suzette Zollie. 21 people came to meet Suzette Melvin for the first time this year: Suzette Melvin, Paulo Melvin, Charissa Myke, Ozzie Melvin, Nitin Quinn, Sallyanne Melvin, Sabrina Quinn, Humbert Gilles, Karsten Zollie, Mavis Melvin, Martguerita Prasun, Gwendolyn Quinn, Elbert Prasun, Kirsteni Noland, Fania Quinn, Gwendolyn Prasun, Jacob Quinn, Major Melvin, Mavis Quinn, Darien Gilles, and Bennie Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Suzette this year.
251.   Suzette is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Suzette Melvin's younger brother, Karsten Melvin, was born in Riverside. Suzette Melvin made 8 new friends this year: Gwendolyn Aldis, Rosalinde Gilles, Silvie Gilles, Albertina Gilles, Elbert Prasun, Gwendolyn Prasun, Mavis Quinn, and Gail Zollie.
252.   Suzette is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Suzette Melvin's younger sister, Heather Melvin, was born in Riverside. Suzette Melvin's sister, Heather Melvin, died in Riverside, Bremen, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Anny Vaclav people came to meet Suzette Melvin for the first time. Suzette Melvin made 6 new friends this year: Max Aldis, Jaquith Gilles, Sallyanne Melvin, Major Melvin, Charissa Myke, and Kimberley Quinn. There is talk of the settlements of Warrensville Heights and Riverside consolidating.
253.   Suzette is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Suzette Melvin's younger sister, Florrie Melvin, was born in Riverside. Suzette Melvin made 4 new friends this year: Darien Gilles, Mavis Melvin, Karsten Zollie, and Starla Zollie.
254.   Suzette has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Suzette Melvin's sister, Florrie Melvin, died in Riverside, Bremen, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Suzette Melvin met one new person this year, Cristen Quinn. Suzette Melvin made 5 new friends this year: Corabel Aldis, Fania Quinn, Edie Vaclav, Jerri Vaclav, and Karissa Vaclav.
255.   Suzette Melvin is now 5 years old. Suzette Melvin's younger brother, Major Melvin, was born in Riverside. Suzette Melvin's younger half-sister, Madalyn Zollie, was born in the town of Riverside, on the island of Bremen. Suzette Melvin met two new people this year, Marshal Aldis and Leontyne Zollie.
256.   Suzette Melvin's younger sister, Meggi Melvin, was born in Riverside. Suzette Melvin's brother, Major Melvin, died in Riverside, Bremen, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Suzette Melvin made 10 new friends this year: Marshal Aldis, Xaviera Gilles, Ozzie Melvin, Paulo Melvin, Karsten Melvin, Pepito Myke, Anny Vaclav, Petronella Zollie, Nitin Zollie, and Leontyne Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Suzette this year.
257.   Suzette Melvin's sister, Meggi Melvin, died in Riverside, Bremen, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Suzette Melvin made 6 new friends this year: Becca Melvin, Jacob Quinn, Shelly Quinn, Clare Quinn, Maurie Zollie, and Madalyn Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Suzette this year.
258.   Suzette Melvin made 3 new friends this year: Quintana Quinn, Damara Quinn, and Davin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Suzette this year.
259.   Suzette Melvin made 4 new friends this year: Cristen Prasun, Calhoun Vaclav, Ernest Vaclav, and Jonny Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Suzette this year.
260.   Suzette Melvin is now 10 years old.
261.   Major Melvin is trying to gather up a group of people in Riverside for an expedition on the Caecectomy, which Major Melvin has agreed to lead. Mavis Melvin is not willing to go on the journey; Major has acquiesced and will stay back too. Mavis Melvin eagerly agreed to go on the journey; their children Suzette Melvin, Karsten Melvin, and Paulo Melvin will also come along. Suzette Melvin moved out of Melvin House in Riverside. Suzette Melvin boarded the Caecectomy from the port of Riverside, Bremen. The group about to board the Caecectomy has decided that, rather than Major Melvin naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Pepito Myke's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Paulo Melvin vocally disagrees. The Caecectomy, under command of Capt. Pepito Myke, has left the harbor at Riverside, Bremen. The Caecectomy is heading W at three-quarter speed. As an act of mutiny, Paulo Melvin is going to attempt to murder Capt. Pepito Myke, whose decision-making aboard the Caecectomy has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Paulo Melvin attempted to murder Capt. Pepito Myke as an act of mutiny, but failed. Capt. Pepito Myke murdered 17-year-old Paulo Melvin in self-defense at sea aboard the Caecectomy, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim. Suzette Melvin's half-brother, Paulo Melvin, was murdered aboard the Caecectomy by Capt. Pepito Myke, who was acting in self-defense; he was 17 years old.
262.   The Caecectomy is heading S at quarter-speed.
263.   The Caecectomy is heading S at quarter-speed.
264.   The Caecectomy is heading S at quarter-speed. Suzette visited her friend Leontyne Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Riverside, Bremen. Suzette Melvin met one new person this year, Gail Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Suzette this year.
265.   Suzette Melvin is now 15 years old. The Caecectomy is heading SE at full-speed. Suzette visited her friend Rosalinde Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Riverside, Bremen. Suzette Melvin met one new person this year, Gail Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Suzette this year.
266.   The Caecectomy is heading SE at full-speed. Suzette Melvin's younger half-brother, Moises Myke, was born in Caecectomy. Suzette Melvin's half-brother, Moises Myke, died at sea aboard the Caecectomy from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Suzette Melvin met one new person this year, Charissa Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Suzette this year.
267.   The Caecectomy is heading NE at three-quarter speed.
268.   Suzette Melvin turned 18. The Caecectomy is heading NE at full-speed. Suzette Melvin met one new person this year, Theobald Zollie.
269.   The Caecectomy is heading NE at full-speed. The crew of the Caecectomy, which has been at sea for 8 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Suzette Melvin died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 19 years old.