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Caecectomy

The Caecectomy is a ship that sunk in 284, 87 miles off the coast of New Diomede.

Status

Status: Sunken
Sank: 284
Location: 87 miles off the coast of New Diomede

Construction

Built: 255
Builder: Capt. Pepito Myke

Ports

Port of origin: Riverside, Bremen
Most recent port: Riverside, Bremen
Left port: 147 years ago

Captains

Captain on final voyage: None

Voyages

Voyages completed: 0

Demography

Population: no one has been aboard since 268
Highest-ever population: 22 (in 267)

Passengers

Passengers: last passenger died 269
Died aboard: list all 27...
Paulo Melvin (Murder), Leontyne Zollie (Natural causes), Rosalinde Myke (Natural causes), Moises Myke (Infancy), Johnny Zollie (Infancy), Suzette Melvin (Ship lost at sea), Gwendolyn Zollie (Ship lost at sea), Charissa Myke (Ship lost at sea), Petronella Zollie (Ship lost at sea), Maurie Zollie (Ship lost at sea), Karsten Melvin (Ship lost at sea), Kimberley Myke (Ship lost at sea), Fania Zollie (Ship lost at sea), Albertina Gilles (Ship lost at sea), Mavis Zollie (Ship lost at sea), Capt. Pepito Myke (Ship lost at sea), Mavis Melvin (Ship lost at sea), Corabel Myke (Ship lost at sea), Marshal Aldis (Ship lost at sea), Gail Zollie (Ship lost at sea), Nitin Zollie (Ship lost at sea), Silvie Gilles (Ship lost at sea), Major Melvin (Ship lost at sea), Gail Zollie (Ship lost at sea), Gail Zollie (Ship lost at sea), Charissa Zollie (Ship lost at sea), Theobald Zollie (Ship lost at sea)
Murders: Paulo Melvin (in the year 261 by Capt. Pepito Myke)

Narrative

255.   The Caecectomy was built in Riverside, Bremen, by Pepito Myke. It is the first ship that he has completed.
261.   Major Melvin is trying to gather up a group of people in Riverside for an expedition on the Caecectomy, which Major Melvin has agreed to lead. The group about to board the Caecectomy has decided that, rather than Major Melvin naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Pepito Myke's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Paulo Melvin vocally disagrees. Pepito Myke was designated captain of the Caecectomy, which will depart Riverside shortly; he has never captained a ship before. Suzette Melvin, Paulo Melvin, Gwendolyn Prasun, Charissa Myke, Petronella Zollie, Maurie Zollie, Karsten Melvin, Kimberley Quinn, Fania Quinn, Albertina Gilles, Mavis Quinn, Capt. Pepito Myke, Mavis Melvin, Corabel Aldis, Marshal Aldis, Gail Zollie, Nitin Zollie, Rosalinde Gilles, Silvie Gilles, Major Melvin, and Leontyne Zollie have boarded the Caecectomy from the port of Riverside, Bremen. The Caecectomy, under command of Capt. Pepito Myke, has left the harbor at Riverside, Bremen. The Caecectomy is heading W at three-quarter speed. As an act of mutiny, Paulo Melvin is going to attempt to murder Capt. Pepito Myke, whose decision-making aboard the Caecectomy has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Paulo Melvin attempted to murder Capt. Pepito Myke as an act of mutiny, but failed. Capt. Pepito Myke murdered 17-year-old Paulo Melvin in self-defense at sea aboard the Caecectomy, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim. Paulo Melvin was murdered aboard the Caecectomy by Capt. Pepito Myke, who was acting in self-defense; he was 17 years old.
262.   The Caecectomy is heading S at quarter-speed.
263.   The Caecectomy is heading S at quarter-speed.
264.   The Caecectomy is heading S at quarter-speed. Leontyne Zollie died at sea aboard the Caecectomy of natural causes; she was 76 years old.
265.   The Caecectomy is heading SE at full-speed. Rosalinde Myke died at sea aboard the Caecectomy of natural causes; she was 67 years old.
266.   The Caecectomy is heading SE at full-speed. Moises Myke died at sea aboard the Caecectomy from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
267.   The Caecectomy is heading NE at three-quarter speed.
268.   The Caecectomy is heading NE at full-speed. Johnny Zollie died at sea aboard the Caecectomy from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
269.   The Caecectomy is heading NE at full-speed. The crew of the Caecectomy, which has been at sea for 8 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Suzette Melvin died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 19 years old. Gwendolyn Zollie died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 30 years old. Charissa Myke died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 61 years old. Petronella Zollie died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 54 years old. Maurie Zollie died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; he was 15 years old. Karsten Melvin died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; he was 18 years old. Mavis Melvin openly blames Capt. Pepito Myke for the death of her son Karsten Melvin. Major Melvin openly blames Capt. Pepito Myke for the death of his son Karsten Melvin. Kimberley Myke died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 72 years old. Fania Zollie died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 24 years old. Albertina Gilles died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 39 years old. Mavis Zollie died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 39 years old. Capt. Pepito Myke, captain of the Caecectomy since 261, died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; he was 60 years old. Mavis Melvin died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 60 years old. Corabel Myke died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 55 years old. Marshal Aldis died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; he was 19 years old. Gail Zollie died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; he was 34 years old. Nitin Zollie died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 32 years old. Silvie Gilles died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 41 years old. Major Melvin died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; he was 48 years old. Gail Zollie died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; he was 5 years old. Gail Zollie died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; he was 4 years old. Charissa Zollie died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 3 years old. Theobald Zollie died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; he was 2 years old.
270.   The Caecectomy, a ghost ship, is gradually moving E on the wind.
271.   The Caecectomy, a ghost ship, is gradually moving E on the wind.
272.   The Caecectomy, a ghost ship, is steadily moving E on a gale.
273.   The Caecectomy, a ghost ship, is steadily moving N on a sea breeze.
274.   The Caecectomy, a ghost ship, is slowly moving NE on a gale.
275.   The Caecectomy, a ghost ship, is steadily moving N on a sea breeze.
276.   The Caecectomy, a ghost ship, is slowly moving N on the wind.
277.   The Caecectomy, a ghost ship, is slowly moving N on the wind.
278.   The Caecectomy, a ghost ship, is gradually moving NE on the wind.
279.   The Caecectomy, a ghost ship, is steadily moving N on a sea breeze.
280.   The Caecectomy, a ghost ship, is steadily moving N on the wind.
281.   The Caecectomy, a ghost ship, is gradually moving N on a gale.
282.   The Caecectomy, a ghost ship, is steadily moving NE on a sea breeze.
283.   The Caecectomy, a ghost ship, is slowly moving NE on the wind.
284.   The Caecectomy, a ghost ship, is gradually moving N on a sea breeze. The Caecectomy has sunk. It was 87 miles from land; there was no one aboard.
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