Narrative

245.   Fania Micaela Quinn was born to Kimberley Quinn and Bennie Quinn in the town of Riverside, on the island of Bremen. 16 people came to meet Fania Quinn for the first time this year: Paulo Melvin, Mavis Quinn, Jacob Quinn, Kimberley Quinn, Nitin Quinn, Becca Melvin, Fania Quinn, Karsten Zollie, Mavis Myke, Gwendolyn Quinn, Elbert Prasun, Gwendolyn Prasun, Sabrina Quinn, Major Melvin, Gail Zollie, and Bennie Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fania this year.
246.   Fania is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Fania Quinn made 3 new friends this year: Corabel Gilles, Jaquith Gilles, and Rosalinde Gilles.
247.   Fania is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Fania Quinn made 8 new friends this year: Max Aldis, Xaviera Gilles, Aleta Gilles, Major Melvin, Mavis Quinn, Karsten Zollie, Gail Zollie, and Charissa Zollie.
248.   Fania is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Fania Quinn made 5 new friends this year: Albertina Gilles, Humbert Gilles, Becca Melvin, Elbert Prasun, and Nitin Quinn.
249.   Fania has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Fania Quinn made 3 new friends this year: Darien Gilles, Pepito Myke, and Petronella Myke.
250.   Fania Quinn is now 5 years old. Fania Quinn's younger half-sister, Georgeanna Quinn, was born in the town of Riverside, on the island of Bremen. Fania Quinn's half-sister, Georgeanna Quinn, died in Riverside, Bremen, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Fania Quinn met one new person this year, Edie Vaclav.
251.   Fania Quinn's younger half-brother, Clare Quinn, was born in the town of Riverside, on the island of Bremen. Fania Quinn's parents Bennie Quinn and Cristen Quinn divorced after 22 years of marriage; they had 8 children together. Fania Quinn met 3 new people this year: Marshal Aldis, Anny Vaclav, and Nitin Gilles. Fania Quinn made 10 new friends this year: Marshal Aldis, Andree Gilles, Silvie Gilles, Paulo Melvin, Ozzie Melvin, Mavis Melvin, Martguerita Prasun, Kimberley Quinn, Edie Vaclav, and Karissa Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fania this year.
252.   Fania Quinn made 3 new friends this year: Baxter Gilles, Cristen Quinn, and Clare Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fania this year. There is talk of the settlements of Warrensville Heights and Riverside consolidating.
253.   Fania Quinn made 4 new friends this year: Bridgett Myke, Jerri Vaclav, Starla Zollie, and Leontyne Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fania this year.
254.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fania this year.
255.   Fania Quinn is now 10 years old. Fania Quinn's father Bennie Quinn married Starla Zollie in Riverside, Bremen.
256.   Fania Quinn's younger half-sister, Damara Quinn, was born in the town of Riverside, on the island of Bremen. Fania Quinn made 3 new friends this year: Bennie Quinn, Shelly Quinn, and Maurie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fania this year.
257.   Fania Quinn's younger half-sister, Quintana Quinn, was born in the town of Riverside, on the island of Bremen. Fania Quinn met two new people this year, Ernest Vaclav and Madalyn Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fania this year.
258.   Fania Quinn's younger half-brother, Locke Quinn, was born in the town of Riverside, on the island of Bremen. Fania Quinn met two new people this year, Calhoun Vaclav and Davin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fania this year.
259.   Fania Quinn's younger half-sister, Karilynn Quinn, was born in the town of Riverside, on the island of Bremen. Fania Quinn's half-sister, Karilynn Quinn, died in Riverside, Bremen, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Fania Quinn met one new person this year, Gabriel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fania this year.
260.   Fania Quinn turned 15.
261.   Major Melvin is trying to gather up a group of people in Riverside for an expedition on the Caecectomy, which Major Melvin has agreed to lead. Kimberley Quinn reluctantly accepted an invitation from Major Melvin to leave Riverside on the Caecectomy. Fania Quinn moved out of Quinn House in Riverside. Fania Quinn boarded the Caecectomy from the port of Riverside, Bremen. The group about to board the Caecectomy has decided that, rather than Major Melvin naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Pepito Myke's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Paulo Melvin vocally disagrees. The Caecectomy, under command of Capt. Pepito Myke, has left the harbor at Riverside, Bremen. The Caecectomy is heading W at three-quarter speed. Fania Quinn's mother Kimberley Quinn married Capt. Pepito Myke on the Caecectomy; they now share quarters aboard the Caecectomy, along with child Fania Quinn. Kimberley Quinn is now named Kimberley Myke. As an act of mutiny, Paulo Melvin is going to attempt to murder Capt. Pepito Myke, whose decision-making aboard the Caecectomy has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Paulo Melvin attempted to murder Capt. Pepito Myke as an act of mutiny, but failed. Capt. Pepito Myke murdered 17-year-old Paulo Melvin in self-defense at sea aboard the Caecectomy, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.
262.   The Caecectomy is heading S at quarter-speed. Fania Quinn's parents Capt. Pepito Myke and Kimberley Myke divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
263.   Fania Quinn turned 18. The Caecectomy is heading S at quarter-speed. Fania Quinn's half-sister, Sabrina Zollie, murdered 29-year-old Tadd Zollie in Riverside, Bremen. Fania Quinn's half-brother, Jacob Quinn, murdered Capt. Jack Vaclav in an act of revenge.
264.   The Caecectomy is heading S at quarter-speed. Fania visited her aunt, Leontyne Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Fania Quinn's father, Bennie Quinn, murdered Siobhan Vaclav in an act of revenge. Fania Quinn met one new person this year, Gail Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fania this year.
265.   Fania Quinn turned 20. The Caecectomy is heading SE at full-speed. Fania Quinn's parents Starla Quinn and Bennie Quinn divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 7 children together. Fania visited her friend Rosalinde Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 20 years ago in Riverside, Bremen. Fania Quinn met one new person this year, Gail Zollie.
266.   The Caecectomy is heading SE at full-speed. Fania Quinn married Gail Zollie on the Caecectomy; they now share quarters aboard the Caecectomy. Fania Quinn is now named Fania Zollie.
267.   The Caecectomy is heading NE at three-quarter speed. Fania Zollie gave birth to a boy named Theobald Gail Zollie, of whom Gail Zollie is the father. Fania Zollie asked Gail Zollie for a divorce, but Gail pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fania this year. Fania Zollie is worrying about her father Bennie Quinn, who 8 years ago set out for a new life in Coopertown, Bremen.
268.   The Caecectomy is heading NE at full-speed. Fania Zollie gave birth to a boy named Johnny Wakefield Zollie, of whom Gail Zollie is the father. Fania Zollie asked Gail Zollie for a divorce; Gail Zollie agreed to it. Fania Zollie and Gail Zollie divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Fania Zollie and Gail Zollie decided that their children, Theobald and Johnny, will live with Fania. Fania Zollie and Gail Zollie decided that Gail will stay in their formely shared quarters aboard the Caecectomy, and Fania will leave. Fania Zollie's son, Johnny Zollie, died at sea aboard the Caecectomy from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Fania Zollie met one new person this year, Charissa Zollie.
269.   The Caecectomy is heading NE at full-speed. The crew of the Caecectomy, which has been at sea for 8 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Mavis Melvin openly blames Capt. Pepito Myke for the death of her son Karsten Melvin. Major Melvin openly blames Capt. Pepito Myke for the death of his son Karsten Melvin. Fania Zollie's mother, Kimberley Myke, died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 72 years old. Fania Zollie died aboard the Caecectomy, which had become lost at sea; she was 24 years old.
289.   Fania Zollie's half-sister, Shayne Myke, murdered 50-year-old Paul Myke in St. Joseph, Waterford.