Narrative

283.   Bennie Jonny Myke was born to Shayne Myke and Randall Myke in the town of Coopertown, on the island of Bremen. He is named after his grandfather, Bennie Quinn. 25 people came to meet Bennie Myke for the first time this year: Muhammad Myke, Ferdinanda Myke, Jeanie Zollie, Damara Quinn, Jonathon Myke, Farra Prasun, Fidelia Myke, Sibbie Gilles, Madalyn Vaclav, Locke Quinn, Starla Quinn, Flynn Myke, Jonny Zollie, Shayne Myke, Abigail Zollie, Starla Myke, Othilia Quinn, Clare Quinn, Locke Quinn, Mavis Quinn, Theda Zollie, Quintana Quinn, Bennie Myke, Bernette Vaclav, and Randall Myke. 4 people came to meet Bennie Myke for the first time this year: Mavis Gilles, Chuck Aldis, Ioana Vaclav, and Rena Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bennie this year.
284.   Bennie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bennie Myke's younger brother, Ruddy Myke, was born in Coopertown. Randall Myke's wife, Shayne Myke, and children, Bennie Myke, and Ruddy Myke, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Randall. Bennie Myke moved out of Myke House in Coopertown. Randall Myke stopped at neighboring Coopertown. Randall Myke was told of an uninhabited house in Coopertown, Bremen, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Bennie Myke moved into Zollie House in Coopertown. Bennie Myke moved out of Zollie House in Wilderness of Bremen. Bennie Myke made 10 new friends this year: Sampson Gilles, Mayor Gilles, Starla Myke, Katheryn Noland, Silvana Prasun, Tudor Prasun, Maureen Vaclav, Dacia Vaclav, Gabriel Vaclav, and Ranna Zollie.
285.   Bennie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bennie Myke's younger brother, Hastings Myke, was born in the town of Coopertown, on the island of Bremen. Bennie Myke's parents Shayne Myke and Randall Myke divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Bennie Myke moved into Zollie House in Coopertown. Shayne Myke and Randall Myke decided that Shayne will stay in their house, and Randall will move out. Bennie Myke's brother, Hastings Myke, died in Coopertown, Bremen, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Bennie Myke was met for the first time by two people this year, Evangeline Gilles and Madella Myke. Bennie Myke made 16 new friends this year: Gera Aldis, Chuck Aldis, Liane Gilles, Hobart Gilles, Ellen Gilles, Darien Gilles, Elie Prasun, Lamb Prasun, Quintana Quinn, Alexina Quinn, Ceil Vaclav, Ioana Vaclav, Meggie Zollie, Sarine Zollie, Abigail Zollie, and Marlo Zollie.
286.   Bennie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bennie Myke made 18 new friends this year: Torey Gilles, Aram Gilles, Marshall Gilles, Sallyanne Gilles, Evangeline Gilles, Mavis Gilles, Muhammad Myke, Quill Myke, Candis Prasun, Ellen Prasun, Clare Quinn, Calhoun Vaclav, Lurline Vaclav, Madalyn Vaclav, Bernette Vaclav, Hollie Zollie, Merrili Zollie, and Renata Zollie.
287.   Bennie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Aram Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Coopertown for an expedition on the Rachischisis, which Aram Gilles has agreed to lead. Shayne Myke enthusiastically accepted an invitation from Aram Gilles to leave Coopertown on the Rachischisis. Bennie Myke moved out of Zollie House in Coopertown. Bennie Myke boarded the Rachischisis from the port of Coopertown, Bremen. The group about to board the Rachischisis has decided that, rather than Aram Gilles naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Randolf Melvin's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Muhammad Myke is hurt by the decision. The Rachischisis, under command of Capt. Randolf Melvin, has left the harbor at Coopertown, Bremen. The Rachischisis is heading E at quarter-speed. As an act of mutiny, Muhammad Myke is going to attempt to murder Capt. Randolf Melvin, whose decision-making aboard the Rachischisis has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Muhammad Myke murdered 49-year-old Capt. Randolf Melvin at sea aboard the Rachischisis as an act of mutiny. Muhammad Myke has installed himself as the new captain of the Rachischisis; he has never captained a ship before. As Capt. Muhammad Myke's first order of business, he will immediately navigate the Rachischisis toward the nearest island. The Rachischisis is approaching the shores of Waterford at full speed. Rachischisis is now docked at St. Joseph, on Waterford. Shayne Myke was told of an uninhabited house in St. Joseph, Waterford, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Bennie Myke moved into Vaclav House in St. Joseph. Bennie Myke made 4 new friends this year: Ford Vaclav, Becca Zollie, Rhea Zollie, and Claretta Zollie.
288.   Bennie Myke turned 5. Bennie Myke moved out of Vaclav House in St. Joseph. Bennie Myke moved into Quinn House in St. Joseph. Bennie Myke's mother Shayne Myke married Lorenzo Myke in St. Joseph, Waterford. Bennie Myke met 14 new people this year: Ivette Aldis, Tommi Gilles, Warren Zollie, Sebastiano Zollie, Sharna Zollie, Ed Prasun, Myrtle Myke, Latia Melvin, Rosette Quinn, Bevvy Vaclav, Joleen Aldis, Leo Quinn, Samson Aldis, and Shannen Vaclav. Bennie Myke made 7 new friends this year: Silvan Aldis, Kalle Gilles, Ed Prasun, Theda Quinn, Locke Quinn, August Vaclav, and Jeanie Zollie.
289.   Bennie Myke's younger half-brother, Shepard Myke, was born in St. Joseph. Bennie Myke's mother, Shayne Myke, murdered 50-year-old Paul Myke in St. Joseph, Waterford. Bennie visited his friend Alexina Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Bennie visited his cousin, Becca Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bennie Myke met two new people this year, Giffard Melvin and Silvie Gilles. Bennie Myke made 22 new friends this year: Shayna Aldis, Barbi Aldis, Anya Aldis, Kendal Aldis, Silvie Gilles, Bradly Gilles, Karissa Melvin, Starla Melvin, Hussein Myke, Gwendolyn Myke, Jonathon Myke, Bartlett Prasun, Rosette Quinn, Harrison Quinn, Ignacius Quinn, Jeanelle Quinn, Bryn Vaclav, Myrtle Zollie, Warren Zollie, Jack Zollie, Nadya Zollie, and Sebastiano Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bennie this year.
290.   Bennie Myke's younger half-sister, Gwendolyn Myke, was born in St. Joseph. Bennie Myke's father Randall Myke married Madalyn Vaclav in St. Joseph, Waterford. Bennie visited his friend Ed Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bennie Myke met 9 new people this year: Ag Quinn, Dyna Myke, Carleen Gilles, Abdel Vaclav, Sallyanne Gilles, Kerry Aldis, Tait Myke, Nitin Gilles, and Jordanna Gilles. Bennie Myke made 17 new friends this year: Ivette Aldis, Sallyanne Gilles, Latia Melvin, Murphy Myke, Starla Myke, Roana Myke, Gwendolyn Myke, Madella Myke, Humbert Myke, Randall Myke, Tomlin Noland, Nixie Quinn, Pierrette Quinn, Leo Quinn, Gunner Vaclav, Abdel Vaclav, and Lura Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bennie this year.
291.   Bennie Myke met 5 new people this year: Corena Zollie, Kissiah Aldis, Judy Quinn, Sloan Aldis, and Aleta Gilles. Bennie Myke made 19 new friends this year: Sloan Aldis, Kissiah Aldis, Kerry Aldis, Fanya Melvin, Sloan Melvin, Ruddy Myke, Mavis Myke, Davoud Myke, Jason Myke, Tybalt Myke, Dyna Myke, Forrest Noland, Marita Quinn, Capt. Judy Quinn, Krystal Vaclav, Bevvy Vaclav, Corena Zollie, Georg Zollie, and Sharna Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bennie this year.
292.   Bennie Myke's parents Randall Myke and Madalyn Myke divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Bennie visited his father, Randall Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bennie Myke's father, Randall Myke, died in St. Joseph, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 29 years old. Bennie visited his cousin, Ignacius Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bennie visited his friend Tomlin Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bennie Myke met 4 new people this year: Silvano Zollie, Tobiah Zollie, Moe Zollie, and Phedra Shumeet. Bennie Myke made 8 new friends this year: Nitin Gilles, Kelila Melvin, Tait Myke, Myrtle Myke, Thaddeus Myke, Ian Noland, Jimmy Quinn, and Silvano Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bennie this year.
293.   Bennie Myke is now 10 years old. Bennie Myke met 6 new people this year: Humphrey Zollie, Locke Quinn, Linoel Melvin, Gibb Melvin, Moreen Quinn, and Tallie Melvin. Bennie Myke made 9 new friends this year: Tommi Gilles, Reginauld Gilles, Marta Melvin, Suellen Melvin, Tallie Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Moreen Quinn, Mavis Quinn, and Aditya Zollie.
294.   Bennie Myke met 4 new people this year: Clo Aldis, Stacy Aldis, Gusti Aldis, and Madelle Aldis. Bennie Myke made 10 new friends this year: Stacy Aldis, Madelle Aldis, Carleen Gilles, Alberto Gilles, Mayer Myke, Othilia Quinn, Patience Zollie, Ibby Zollie, Moe Zollie, and Hermy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bennie this year.
295.   Bennie Myke met two new people this year, Allyn Quinn and Roddie Vaclav. Bennie Myke made 6 new friends this year: Rosalyn Gilles, Baxter Gilles, Jordanna Gilles, Locke Quinn, Sybila Vaclav, and Tobiah Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bennie this year.
296.   Bennie Myke made 14 new friends this year: Morlee Gilles, Paulo Gilles, Damara Gilles, Lockwood Melvin, Husain Noland, Octavia Noland, Judy Quinn, Ingram Quinn, Ambrosia Quinn, Phedra Shumeet, Ingaborg Vaclav, Aubert Vaclav, Roddie Vaclav, and Codee Vaclav.
297.   Bennie Myke's mother Shayne Myke married Aldwin Aldis in Derby, Waterford. Shayne Myke is now named Shayne Aldis. Bennie visited his friend Patience Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bennie Myke met 4 new people this year: Lidia Shumeet, Reginald Zollie, Phillip Melvin, and Aubert Vaclav. Bennie Myke made 4 new friends this year: Nollie Aldis, Vernon Melvin, Judith Prasun, and Lidia Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bennie this year.
298.   Bennie Myke is now 15 years old. Bennie Myke met 7 new people this year: Noella Zollie, Dafna Melvin, Thedrick Aldis, Juliet Zollie, Dona Aldis, Egbert Quinn, and Garry Aldis. Bennie just found out from Madella Myke that his family member Jeanie Zollie died in the wilderness of Waterford 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in St. Joseph, Waterford. (Madella had recently found this out from Silvano Zollie.) Bennie just found out from Madella Myke that his grandmother Starla Gilles died of natural causes in the wilderness of Waterford 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in St. Joseph, Waterford. (Madella had recently found this out from Flynn Myke.) Bennie Myke made 7 new friends this year: Renard Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Bernd Aldis, Raye Gilles, Miranda Gilles, Fidelia Myke, and Reginald Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bennie this year.
299.   Bennie Myke met 8 new people this year: Jolynn Gilles, Kitty Zollie, Dari Melvin, Gianna Melvin, Abdul Aldis, Reynard Aldis, Fernande Vaclav, and Hendrick Aldis. Bennie just found out from Madella Myke that his mother Shayne Aldis died of disease in Derby, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in St. Joseph, Waterford. (Madella had recently found this out from Kevan Noland.) Bennie just found out from Madella Myke that his family member Jonny Zollie died of disease in Derby, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in St. Joseph, Waterford. (Madella had recently found this out from Kevan Noland.) Bennie Myke made 13 new friends this year: Hendrick Aldis, Crystie Aldis, Abdul Aldis, Reynard Aldis, Dona Aldis, Zahara Gilles, Lurline Gilles, Gianna Melvin, Nona Melvin, Kevan Noland, Halimeda Noland, Juliet Zollie, and Kitty Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bennie this year.
300.   Judith Prasun is trying to gather up a group of people in St. Joseph for an expedition on the Rachischisis, which Judith Prasun has agreed to lead. Bennie Myke hesitantly accepted an invitation from Judith Prasun to leave St. Joseph on the Rachischisis. Bennie Myke moved out of Quinn House in St. Joseph. Bennie Myke boarded the Rachischisis from the port of St. Joseph, Waterford. Judith Prasun has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Rachischisis, under command of Capt. Judith Prasun, has left the harbor at St. Joseph, Waterford. The Rachischisis is heading N at quarter-speed. Bennie visited his friend Sybila Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bennie Myke took his own life aboard the Rachischisis; he was 17 years old.