Narrative

285.   Sebastiano Rustin Zollie was born to Becca Zollie and Thad Prasun in the wilderness of the island of Bremen. 15 people came to meet Sebastiano Zollie for the first time this year: Janette Vaclav, Thad Prasun, Vachel Prasun, Candis Prasun, Ellen Prasun, Rhea Zollie, Jack Zollie, Renata Zollie, Warren Zollie, Tudor Prasun, Natalya Prasun, Aristotle Prasun, Aditya Zollie, Sharna Zollie, and Becca Zollie. Becca Zollie emerged from the wilderness, after traveling a mile south to Coopertown. Becca Zollie was told of an uninhabited house in Coopertown, Bremen, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Sebastiano Zollie moved out of Noland House in Wilderness of Bremen. 4 people came to meet Sebastiano Zollie for the first time this year: Harley Vaclav, Sebastiano Zollie, Mavis Gilles, and Shayne Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
286.   Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. 3 people came to meet Sebastiano Zollie for the first time this year: Cal Vaclav, Madalyn Vaclav, and Farra Vaclav. Sebastiano Zollie made 23 new friends this year: Mayor Gilles, Mavis Gilles, Goldina Gilles, Randolf Melvin, Quill Myke, Gwendolyn Myke, Shelly Myke, Natalya Prasun, Elie Prasun, Aristotle Prasun, Ellen Quinn, Alexina Quinn, Dacia Vaclav, Calhoun Vaclav, Madalyn Vaclav, Lurline Vaclav, Jeanie Zollie, Ernest Zollie, Abigail Zollie, Renata Zollie, Marlo Zollie, Hollie Zollie, and Theda Zollie.
287.   Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Aram Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Coopertown for an expedition on the Rachischisis, which Aram Gilles has agreed to lead. Becca Zollie accepted an invitation from Aram Gilles to leave Coopertown on the Rachischisis. Sebastiano Zollie moved out of Noland House in Coopertown. Sebastiano Zollie boarded the Rachischisis from the port of Coopertown, Bremen. The group about to board the Rachischisis has decided that, rather than Aram Gilles naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Randolf Melvin's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Muhammad Myke is hurt by the decision. The Rachischisis, under command of Capt. Randolf Melvin, has left the harbor at Coopertown, Bremen. The Rachischisis is heading E at quarter-speed. As an act of mutiny, Muhammad Myke is going to attempt to murder Capt. Randolf Melvin, whose decision-making aboard the Rachischisis has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Muhammad Myke murdered 49-year-old Capt. Randolf Melvin at sea aboard the Rachischisis as an act of mutiny. Muhammad Myke has installed himself as the new captain of the Rachischisis; he has never captained a ship before. As Capt. Muhammad Myke's first order of business, he will immediately navigate the Rachischisis toward the nearest island. The Rachischisis is approaching the shores of Waterford at full speed. Rachischisis is now docked at St. Joseph, on Waterford. Becca Zollie is attempting to find an open lot in St. Joseph, Waterford, on which a house could be built. Sebastiano Zollie moved into Zollie House in St. Joseph. Sebastiano Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Rachischisis. Pierrette Quinn people came to meet Sebastiano Zollie for the first time. Sebastiano Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Sampson Gilles, Raven Gilles, Pierrette Quinn, Ingram Quinn, Shannen Vaclav, Becca Zollie, Jack Zollie, and Aditya Zollie.
288.   Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sebastiano Zollie made 12 new friends this year: Silvan Aldis, Barbi Aldis, Kendal Aldis, Lurline Gilles, Capt. Muhammad Myke, Starla Myke, Katheryn Noland, Tudor Prasun, Jeanelle Quinn, Locke Quinn, Ranna Zollie, and Rhea Zollie.
289.   Sebastiano has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Sebastiano visited his friend Raven Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sebastiano visited his friend Alexina Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Zollie House, their home, Sebastiano is attending to Becca Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sebastiano Zollie's mother, Becca Zollie, died in St. Joseph, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 28 years old. Sebastiano Zollie made 14 new friends this year: Anya Aldis, Kalle Gilles, Kelila Melvin, Shayne Myke, Bennie Myke, Ed Prasun, Bartlett Prasun, Nixie Quinn, Locke Quinn, Mavis Quinn, August Vaclav, Evangeline Vaclav, Warren Zollie, and Jeanie Zollie.
290.   Sebastiano Zollie is now 5 years old. Sebastiano visited his friend Ed Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sebastiano Zollie met 16 new people this year: Jonathon Myke, Judy Quinn, Louise Gilles, Tommi Gilles, Ag Quinn, Hussein Myke, Kerry Aldis, Sallyanne Gilles, Mavis Myke, Carleen Gilles, Nitin Gilles, Rosette Quinn, Hew Melvin, Humbert Myke, Shepard Myke, and Ignacius Quinn. Sebastiano Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Sloan Melvin, Fidelia Myke, Jimmy Quinn, Gunner Vaclav, and Abdel Vaclav.
291.   Sebastiano Zollie met 8 new people this year: Marita Quinn, Georg Zollie, Tait Myke, Jordanna Gilles, Kissiah Aldis, Claresta Quinn, Gwendolyn Myke, and Jason Myke. Sebastiano Zollie made 17 new friends this year: Sloan Aldis, Ivette Aldis, Tommi Gilles, Jordanna Gilles, Fanya Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Jason Myke, Ian Noland, Clare Quinn, Capt. Judy Quinn, Othilia Quinn, Rosette Quinn, Leo Quinn, Bernette Vaclav, Lura Zollie, Sharna Zollie, and Claretta Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
292.   Sebastiano Zollie met 7 new people this year: Thaddeus Myke, Tobiah Zollie, Phedra Shumeet, Moe Zollie, Ibby Zollie, Silvano Zollie, and Aleta Gilles. Sebastiano Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Rubetta Aldis, Loraine Gilles, Starla Myke, Madella Myke, Murphy Myke, Forrest Noland, and Harrison Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
293.   Sebastiano Zollie met 4 new people this year: Linoel Melvin, Locke Quinn, Mayer Myke, and Gibb Melvin. Sebastiano Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Kissiah Aldis, Humbert Myke, Roana Myke, Mayer Myke, Ag Quinn, Patience Zollie, Moe Zollie, and Humphrey Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
294.   Sebastiano Zollie met 7 new people this year: Clo Aldis, Gusti Aldis, Paulo Gilles, Miranda Gilles, Moreen Quinn, Hermy Zollie, and Madelle Aldis. Sebastiano Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Clo Aldis, Madelle Aldis, Rosalyn Gilles, Alberto Gilles, Hussein Myke, Shepard Myke, Marita Quinn, Moreen Quinn, Phedra Shumeet, and Tobiah Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
295.   Sebastiano Zollie is now 10 years old. Sebastiano Zollie met two new people this year, Allyn Quinn and Roddie Vaclav. Sebastiano Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Stacy Aldis, Morlee Gilles, Sallyanne Gilles, Lockwood Melvin, Judy Quinn, Roddie Vaclav, and Ingaborg Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
296.   Sebastiano Zollie met two new people this year, Juliet Zollie and Sybila Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
297.   Sebastiano visited his friend Patience Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sebastiano Zollie met 4 new people this year: Renard Aldis, Lidia Shumeet, Reginald Zollie, and Egbert Quinn. Sebastiano Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Renard Aldis, Nollie Aldis, Vernon Melvin, Thaddeus Myke, Judith Prasun, Lidia Shumeet, and Codee Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
298.   Sebastiano Zollie met 8 new people this year: Phillip Melvin, Noella Zollie, Gianna Melvin, Dafna Melvin, Garry Aldis, Bernd Aldis, Dona Aldis, and Kitty Zollie. Sebastiano Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Thedrick Aldis, Bernd Aldis, Raye Gilles, Locke Quinn, and Silvano Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
299.   Sebastiano Zollie met 9 new people this year: Jolynn Gilles, Dari Melvin, Klaus Noland, Abdul Aldis, Welbie Aldis, Reynard Aldis, Luce Gilles, Cherri Gilles, and Ellynn Aldis. Sebastiano just found out from Madella Myke that his uncle Jonny Zollie died of disease in Derby, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in St. Joseph, Waterford. (Madella had recently found this out from Kevan Noland.) Sebastiano Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Hendrick Aldis, Crystie Aldis, Abdul Aldis, Ellynn Aldis, Reynard Aldis, Nona Melvin, Dari Melvin, Flynn Myke, and Halimeda Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
300.   Sebastiano Zollie turned 15. Judith Prasun is trying to gather up a group of people in St. Joseph for an expedition on the Rachischisis, which Judith Prasun has agreed to lead. Sebastiano Zollie overenthusiastically accepted an invitation from Judith Prasun to leave St. Joseph on the Rachischisis. Sebastiano Zollie moved out of Zollie House in St. Joseph. Sebastiano Zollie boarded the Rachischisis from the port of St. Joseph, Waterford. Judith Prasun has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Rachischisis, under command of Capt. Judith Prasun, has left the harbor at St. Joseph, Waterford. The Rachischisis is heading N at quarter-speed. Sebastiano Zollie met one new person this year, Judson Gilles.
301.   The Rachischisis is heading N at three-quarter speed. Sebastiano Zollie met one new person this year, Corena Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
302.   The Rachischisis is heading N at half-speed. Sebastiano visited his friend Kevan Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sebastiano visited his friend Aubert Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in St. Joseph, Waterford. Sebastiano visited his friend Phedra Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in St. Joseph, Waterford. Sebastiano visited his friend Kissiah Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in St. Joseph, Waterford. Sebastiano visited his friend Ellynn Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Disease broke out on the Rachischisis; nine people died.
303.   Sebastiano Zollie turned 18. The Rachischisis sits motionless on the open sea, 893 miles off the coast of Zollie. Sebastiano Zollie met 4 new people this year: Wit Gilles, Jerrilee Noland, Mikel Vaclav, and Lola Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
304.   The Rachischisis is heading E at quarter-speed. Sebastiano Zollie met two new people this year, Tedd Aldis and Yaakov Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
305.   Sebastiano Zollie turned 20. The Rachischisis is heading E at full-speed. Sebastiano Zollie married Carleen Gilles on the Rachischisis; they now share quarters aboard the Rachischisis. Carleen Gilles is now named Carleen Zollie. Thedrick Aldis murdered 18-year-old Silvano Zollie at sea aboard the Rachischisis. This was his second victim. Sebastiano visited his friend Claretta Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in St. Joseph, Waterford. Sebastiano visited his friend Othilia Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Sebastiano visited his friend Madalyn Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Sebastiano Zollie's wife, Carleen Zollie, died at sea aboard the Rachischisis after showing symptoms of disease; she was 16 years old. Flynn Myke murdered Thedrick Aldis in an act of revenge. This was his second victim. Sebastiano Zollie met 3 new people this year: Bessy Gilles, Sherye Myke, and Douglas Gilles. Sebastiano Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Corena Aldis, Cherri Gilles, Karissa Prasun, and Mikel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
306.   The Rachischisis is heading E at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Rachischisis, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Sebastiano Zollie died aboard the Rachischisis, which had become lost at sea; he was 21 years old.