Narrative

263.   Randall Arel Myke was born to Starla Myke and Jonathon Myke in the town of Coopertown, on the island of Bremen. He is named after his mother's uncle, Randall Vaclav. 10 people came to meet Randall Myke for the first time this year: Abner Gilles, Aleta Gilles, Jonathon Myke, Carleen Gilles, Starla Myke, Jimmy Gilles, Ranna Quinn, Marcy Myke, Ferdinanda Myke, and Randall Myke. Rosy Gilles people came to meet Randall Myke for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
264.   Randall is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Randall visited his grandfather, Jimmy Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wittie Myke people came to meet Randall Myke for the first time. Randall Myke made 5 new friends this year: Andree Gilles, Jonathon Myke, Jeanelle Myke, Myrah Quinn, and Torey Zollie.
265.   Randall is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Randall Myke made 9 new friends this year: Lurline Aldis, Abner Gilles, Hobart Gilles, Carleen Gilles, Nitin Gilles, Ceil Gilles, Constancy Quinn, Ranna Quinn, and Gale Zollie.
266.   Randall is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
267.   Randall has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
268.   Randall Myke turned 5. Randall Myke met 5 new people this year: Evangeline Gilles, Hobart Gilles, Ernest Zollie, Jaquith Gilles, and Melisandra Gilles.
269.   Randall Myke met one new person this year, Randolf Quinn. Randall Myke made 9 new friends this year: Max Aldis, Shayna Gilles, Aram Gilles, Randolf Quinn, Calhoun Vaclav, Davin Vaclav, Sallyanne Vaclav, Ernest Vaclav, and Zacherie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
270.   Randall Myke's younger half-brother, Flynn Myke, was born in Coopertown. Randall Myke met two new people this year, Chuck Aldis and Marlo Zollie. Randall Myke made 5 new friends this year: Melisandra Gilles, Alexina Gilles, Darien Gilles, Lurline Gilles, and Muhammad Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year. The settlements of Warrensville Heights, Coopertownand Riverside are consolidating; representatives from the towns have decided that Coopertown will absorb the rest.
271.   Randall Myke met 22 new people this year: Craig Aldis, Maureen Vaclav, Meggie Zollie, Katheryn Noland, Aditya Zollie, Janette Prasun, Quintana Quinn, Fidelia Quinn, Robert Vaclav, Georgy Gilles, Natalya Prasun, Karsten Zollie, Ioana Vaclav, Eva Zollie, Tudor Prasun, Elie Prasun, Cristen Prasun, Shelly Quinn, Reginald Prasun, Kory Gilles, Karissa Melvin, and Myrle Zollie. Randall Myke made 34 new friends this year: Anya Aldis, Kelcey Gilles, Rosy Gilles, Georgy Gilles, Hobart Gilles, Sarine Melvin, Randolf Melvin, Rena Melvin, Bridgett Myke, Wittie Myke, Katheryn Noland, Cristen Prasun, Tudor Prasun, Janette Prasun, Reginald Prasun, Theda Prasun, Shayne Quinn, Fidelia Quinn, Abigail Quinn, Dacia Vaclav, Gabriel Vaclav, Goldina Vaclav, Hollie Vaclav, Edmond Vaclav, Trudy Zollie, Meggie Zollie, Aditya Zollie, Ernest Zollie, Damon Zollie, Tadd Zollie, Madalyn Zollie, Becca Zollie, Jonny Zollie, and Jeanie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
272.   Randall visited his friend Cristen Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Randall Myke met one new person this year, Bert Prasun. Randall Myke made 9 new friends this year: Chuck Aldis, Jaquith Gilles, Kory Gilles, Ferdinanda Myke, Ellen Prasun, Bert Prasun, Locke Quinn, Windy Vaclav, and Ioana Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
273.   Randall Myke turned 10. Randall visited his grandmother, Bridgett Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Randall Myke met 5 new people this year: Federico Zollie, Vachel Prasun, Georgy Gilles, Sibbie Gilles, and Mavis Gilles. Randall Myke made 8 new friends this year: Mel Aldis, Mayor Gilles, Evangeline Gilles, Jordy Gilles, Kirsteni Noland, Clare Quinn, Madella Vaclav, and Federico Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
274.   Randall Myke met 3 new people this year: Ellen Prasun, Muriel Gilles, and Christos Gilles. Randall Myke made 7 new friends this year: Jimmy Gilles, Liane Gilles, Raven Gilles, Ed Prasun, Ellen Prasun, Sarine Zollie, and Marlo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
275.   Randall Myke met 6 new people this year: Mavis Gilles, Aristotle Prasun, Merrili Prasun, Humbert Aldis, Davy Prasun, and Ellen Prasun. Randall Myke made 5 new friends this year: Sampson Gilles, Reginauld Gilles, Karissa Melvin, Merrili Prasun, and Thad Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
276.   Randall Myke met one new person this year, Betta Gilles. Randall Myke made 5 new friends this year: Silvana Prasun, Vachel Prasun, Elie Prasun, Natalya Prasun, and Quintana Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
277.   Randall Myke met 5 new people this year: Zerk Gilles, Mavis Quinn, Dennie Gilles, Lurline Vaclav, and William Vaclav. Randall Myke made 4 new friends this year: Davy Prasun, Siobhan Prasun, Maureen Vaclav, and Davin Vaclav.
278.   Randall Myke turned 15. Randall Myke met one new person this year, Kacey Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
279.   Randall visited his friend Myrah Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen, where they meet now for the last time. Randall Myke met 4 new people this year: Harley Vaclav, Lamb Gilles, Lamb Prasun, and Janis Gilles. Randall Myke made 4 new friends this year: Craig Aldis, Gera Aldis, Sibbie Gilles, and Aristotle Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
280.   Randall Myke met two new people this year, Bernette Vaclav and Rosy Gilles. Randall Myke made 4 new friends this year: Lamb Gilles, Mavis Gilles, Lorenzo Myke, and Damara Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
281.   Randall Myke is now 18 years old. Randall Myke met 3 new people this year: Xever Vaclav, Brunhilde Vaclav, and Othilia Quinn. Randall Myke made 5 new friends this year: Corene Myke, Quill Myke, Shelly Myke, Aleta Prasun, and Bernette Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
282.   Randall Myke married Shayne Quinn in Coopertown, Bremen. Shayne Quinn is now named Shayne Myke. Randall visited his friend Aleta Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen, where they meet now for the last time. Randall visited his friend Zacherie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen, where they meet now for the last time. Randall visited his friend Windy Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen, where they meet now for the last time. Randall visited his friend Bert Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen, where they meet now for the last time. Randall Myke met 4 new people this year: Vance Prasun, Florina Gilles, Edmond Vaclav, and Hilarie Vaclav. Randall visited with his friend Meggie Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Randall caught up with an old acquaintance, Eva Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Randall caught up with an old acquaintance, Karsten Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Randall Myke made 5 new friends this year: Xever Vaclav, Harley Vaclav, Lurline Vaclav, William Vaclav, and Eva Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
283.   Randall Myke turned 20. Shayne Myke gave birth to a boy named Bennie Jonny Myke, after Bennie Quinn, of whom Randall Myke is the father. Randall Myke met 9 new people this year: Averill Myke, Lona Gilles, Mavis Myke, Chrystel Zollie, Andres Prasun, Becca Zollie, Wittie Myke, Gabriel Vaclav, and Humbert Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
284.   Shayne Myke gave birth to a boy named Ruddy Jonny Myke, of whom Randall Myke is the father. Randall Myke decided to leave Coopertown, and his wife Shayne Myke didn't object; they will do so shortly. Randall Myke's wife, Shayne Myke, and children, Bennie Myke, and Ruddy Myke, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Randall. Randall Myke moved out of Myke House in Coopertown. Randall Myke is moving south from Wilderness of Bremen at a fast pace. Randall Myke stopped at neighboring Coopertown. Randall Myke was told of an uninhabited house in Coopertown, Bremen, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Randall Myke moved into Zollie House in Coopertown. Randall Myke met 5 new people this year: Harrison Quinn, Starla Myke, Myrtle Myke, Karissa Gilles, and Locke Quinn. Randall Myke made 3 new friends this year: Andree Prasun, Gabriel Vaclav, and Chrystel Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
285.   Shayne Myke gave birth to a boy named Hastings Thaddeus Myke, of whom Randall Myke is the father. Randall Myke and Shayne Myke divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Shayne Myke and Randall Myke decided that their children, Bennie, Ruddy, and Hastings, will live with Shayne. Shayne Myke and Randall Myke decided that Shayne will stay in their house, and Randall will move out. Randall Myke moved out of Zollie House in Coopertown. Randall Myke moved into Myke House in Coopertown. Randall Myke's son, Hastings Myke, died in Coopertown, Bremen, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Randall Myke met 6 new people this year: Brett Gilles, Jimmy Quinn, Jack Zollie, Renata Zollie, Lev Gilles, and Rhea Zollie. Randall visited with his friend Becca Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Randall Myke made 6 new friends this year: Davoud Myke, Mavis Quinn, Jack Zollie, Erica Zollie, Karsten Zollie, and Renata Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
286.   Randall Myke met 7 new people this year: Humbert Myke, Warren Zollie, Lyndon Vaclav, Candis Prasun, Hussein Myke, Tudor Prasun, and Harley Gilles. Randall Myke made 6 new friends this year: Janis Gilles, Rosy Gilles, Harley Gilles, Florina Gilles, Tudor Prasun, and Brunhilde Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
287.   Aram Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Coopertown for an expedition on the Rachischisis, which Aram Gilles has agreed to lead. Randall Myke overenthusiastically accepted an invitation from Aram Gilles to leave Coopertown on the Rachischisis. Randall Myke moved out of Myke House in Coopertown. Randall Myke boarded the Rachischisis from the port of Coopertown, Bremen. The group about to board the Rachischisis has decided that, rather than Aram Gilles naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Randolf Melvin's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Muhammad Myke is hurt by the decision. The Rachischisis, under command of Capt. Randolf Melvin, has left the harbor at Coopertown, Bremen. The Rachischisis is heading E at quarter-speed. As an act of mutiny, Muhammad Myke is going to attempt to murder Capt. Randolf Melvin, whose decision-making aboard the Rachischisis has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Muhammad Myke murdered 49-year-old Capt. Randolf Melvin at sea aboard the Rachischisis as an act of mutiny. Muhammad Myke has installed himself as the new captain of the Rachischisis; he has never captained a ship before. As Capt. Muhammad Myke's first order of business, he will immediately navigate the Rachischisis toward the nearest island. The Rachischisis is approaching the shores of Waterford at full speed. Rachischisis is now docked at St. Joseph, on Waterford. Randall Myke is attempting to find an open lot in St. Joseph, Waterford, on which a house could be built. Randall Myke moved into Myke House in St. Joseph. Randall Myke met 16 new people this year: Mayer Myke, Ingram Quinn, Ivette Aldis, Mara Myke, Samson Aldis, Sebastiano Zollie, Bevvy Vaclav, Leo Quinn, Roana Myke, Capt. Judy Quinn, Ignacius Quinn, Ford Vaclav, Bryn Vaclav, Claretta Zollie, Sharna Zollie, and Shannen Vaclav. Randall Myke made 14 new friends this year: Ivette Aldis, Bradly Gilles, Shanan Gilles, Mara Myke, Roana Myke, Flynn Myke, Nixie Quinn, Othilia Quinn, Capt. Judy Quinn, Locke Quinn, Ford Vaclav, Shannen Vaclav, Lura Zollie, and Rhea Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
288.   Randall Myke is now 25 years old. Randall Myke met 11 new people this year: Silvan Aldis, Loraine Gilles, Rosette Quinn, Sallyanne Gilles, Tommi Gilles, Nitin Gilles, Nadya Zollie, Joleen Aldis, Barbi Aldis, Kendal Aldis, and Giffard Melvin. Randall Myke made 15 new friends this year: Silvan Aldis, Barbi Aldis, Joleen Aldis, Kalle Gilles, Tommi Gilles, Loraine Gilles, Latia Melvin, Antonetta Myke, Agace Noland, Ingram Quinn, Leo Quinn, Pierrette Quinn, Claretta Zollie, Myrtle Zollie, and Nadya Zollie.
289.   Randall Myke's mother Starla Myke married Bradly Gilles in St. Joseph, Waterford. Starla Myke is now named Starla Gilles. Randall Myke's ex-wife, Shayne Myke, murdered 50-year-old Paul Myke in St. Joseph, Waterford. Randall visited his cousin, Raven Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Randall visited his cousin, Lorenzo Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Randall visited his cousin, Alexina Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Randall visited his friend Becca Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Randall Myke met 5 new people this year: Marita Quinn, Dode Shumeet, Tomlin Noland, Bartlett Prasun, and Kelila Melvin. Randall Myke made 7 new friends this year: Kendal Aldis, Kelila Melvin, Bartlett Prasun, Dode Shumeet, Sander Shumeet, Bryn Vaclav, and Warren Zollie.
290.   Randall Myke married Madalyn Vaclav in St. Joseph, Waterford. Madalyn Vaclav is now named Madalyn Myke. Randall visited his friend Ed Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Randall Myke met 11 new people this year: Carleen Gilles, Louise Gilles, Murphy Myke, Gunner Vaclav, Shepard Myke, Tait Myke, Gwendolyn Myke, Abdel Vaclav, Hew Melvin, Dyna Myke, and Dirk Gilles. Randall Myke made 12 new friends this year: Silvie Gilles, Jordanna Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Sloan Melvin, Murphy Myke, Gwendolyn Myke, Bennie Myke, Harrison Quinn, Ignacius Quinn, Jimmy Quinn, Gunner Vaclav, and Abdel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
291.   Randall Myke met 14 new people this year: Ag Quinn, Judy Quinn, Georg Zollie, Paulo Gilles, Claresta Quinn, Aleta Gilles, Krystal Vaclav, Sloan Aldis, Fanya Melvin, Garp Vaclav, Silvan Melvin, Tybalt Myke, Corena Zollie, and Kissiah Aldis. Randall Myke made 10 new friends this year: Sloan Aldis, Kissiah Aldis, Rubetta Aldis, Fanya Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Starla Melvin, Ian Noland, Capt. Aubert Vaclav, Corena Zollie, and Sharna Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
292.   Randall Myke asked Madalyn Myke for a divorce; Madalyn Myke agreed to it. Randall Myke and Madalyn Myke divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Randall Myke and Madalyn Myke decided that Madalyn will stay in their house, and Randall will move out. Randall Myke moved out of Myke House in St. Joseph. Randall Myke moved into Myke House in St. Joseph. Randall Myke has fallen ill. Randall is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Sloan Aldis, Rubetta Aldis, Kissiah Aldis, Ivette Aldis, Anya Aldis, Shayna Aldis, Baxter Gilles, Damara Gilles, Kalle Gilles, Silvie Gilles, Lurline Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Loraine Gilles, Corene Gilles, Jordanna Gilles, Tommi Gilles, Reginauld Gilles, Silvan Melvin, Fanya Melvin, Starla Melvin, Sloan Melvin, Kelila Melvin, Shayne Myke, Ruddy Myke, Roana Myke, Antonetta Myke, Fidelia Myke, Madalyn Myke, Davoud Myke, Bennie Myke, Quill Myke, Jonathon Myke, Madella Myke, Abigail Myke, Murphy Myke, Katheryn Noland, Agace Noland, Jeanie Noland, Ian Noland, Andree Prasun, Tudor Prasun, Nixie Quinn, Ingram Quinn, Jimmy Quinn, Harrison Quinn, Jeanelle Quinn, Pierrette Quinn, Locke Quinn, Ignacius Quinn, Othilia Quinn, Mavis Quinn, Clare Quinn, Ellen Quinn, Quintana Quinn, Capt. Judy Quinn, Leo Quinn, Evangeline Vaclav, Capt. Aubert Vaclav, Shannen Vaclav, Abdel Vaclav, Gunner Vaclav, Bryn Vaclav, Bernette Vaclav, Myrtle Zollie, Lura Zollie, Aditya Zollie, Warren Zollie, Jonny Zollie, Renata Zollie, Jack Zollie, Hollie Zollie, Sharna Zollie, Claretta Zollie, Corena Zollie, Rhea Zollie, and Nadya Zollie. Randall Myke died in St. Joseph, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 29 years old. Randall Myke was laid to rest in the St. Joseph cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
294.   Randall Myke's half-brother, Flynn Myke, murdered Nadia Vaclav in an act of revenge.
304.   Randall Myke's grandchild, named Donny Melvin, was born in the town of St. Joseph, Waterford; the child's father is Randall's son, Ruddy Myke. Randall Myke's son Ruddy Myke married Codee Myke in St. Joseph, Waterford.
305.   Randall Myke's grandchild, named Cass Myke, was born in the town of St. Joseph, Waterford; the child's father is Randall's son, Ruddy Myke. Randall Myke's half-brother, Flynn Myke, murdered Thedrick Aldis in an act of revenge. This was his second victim.
306.   Randall Myke's grandchild, named Darin Myke, was born in the town of St. Joseph, Waterford; the child's father is Randall's son, Ruddy Myke. Randall Myke's son Ruddy Myke and Codee Myke divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Ruddy Myke and Codee Myke decided that their children, Cass and Darin, will live with Codee. Randall Myke's son Ruddy Myke married Ingaborg Vaclav in St. Joseph, Waterford. Ingaborg Vaclav is now named Ingaborg Myke.
307.   Randall Myke's son Ruddy Myke and Ingaborg Myke divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Randall Myke's grandchild, named Cleopatra Myke, was born in the town of Circle, Waterford; the child's father is Randall's son, Ruddy Myke.