Narrative

376.   Sebastiano Tait Shumeet was born to Camilla Shumeet and Irvine Shumeet in the town of Vaclav Hill, on the island of Pelican. 6 people came to meet Sebastiano Shumeet for the first time this year: Irvine Shumeet, Riane Noland, Menard Gilles, Temp Shumeet, Sebastiano Shumeet, and Camilla Shumeet. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
377.   Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sebastiano Shumeet's younger sister, Verna Shumeet, was born in Vaclav Hill. Irvine Shumeet moved to Cohoes, 9 miles away from Vaclav Hill. Irvine Shumeet heard about an uninhabited house in Cohoes, Pelican, called Shumeet House, that could be resided in. Sebastiano Shumeet moved out of Noland House in Vaclav Hill. Sebastiano Shumeet moved into Shumeet House in Cohoes. Sebastiano Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Vaclav Hill. Sebastiano Shumeet made 6 new friends this year: Tomiko Gilles, Capt. Harmon Noland, Sharity Noland, Dulcea Noland, Heddi Noland, and Thurstan Shumeet.
378.   Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sebastiano Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Alton Gilles, Liane Noland, Irvine Shumeet, Tharen Shumeet, and Bartolomei Shumeet.
379.   Sebastiano is starting to pick up Centrevillean. Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Centrevillean.
380.   Sebastiano has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Centrevillean.
381.   Sebastiano Shumeet turned 5. Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Sebastiano Shumeet's parents Irvine Shumeet and Camilla Shumeet divorced after 9 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Irvine Shumeet and Camilla Shumeet decided that Irvine will stay in their house, and Camilla will move out. Sebastiano Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Cohoes. Sebastiano Shumeet moved into Shumeet House in Cohoes.
382.   Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Sebastiano Shumeet's father Irvine Shumeet married Heddi Noland in Cohoes, Pelican.
383.   Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Sebastiano Shumeet made 6 new friends this year: Carmelita Gilles, Gerri Gilles, Claribel Gilles, Winford Gilles, Janeen Gilles, and Capt. Cain Noland.
384.   Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Sebastiano has become fluent in Centrevillean. Tharen Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Cohoes for an expedition on the Hyperconstitutional, which Capt. Cain Noland has agreed to lead. Camilla Shumeet hesitantly accepted an invitation from Tharen Shumeet to leave Cohoes on the Hyperconstitutional. Sebastiano Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Cohoes. Sebastiano Shumeet boarded the Hyperconstitutional from the port of Cohoes, Pelican. Capt. Cain Noland has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Hyperconstitutional, under command of Capt. Cain Noland, has left the harbor at Cohoes, Pelican. The Hyperconstitutional is heading NE at three-quarter speed. Sebastiano Shumeet's younger half-brother, Mario Shumeet, was born in Hyperconstitutional. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
385.   Sebastiano has become fluent in Monedusus. The Hyperconstitutional is heading NE at full-speed. Sebastiano visited his brother, Thurstan Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sebastiano Shumeet's half-brother, Thurstan Shumeet, died at sea aboard the Hyperconstitutional after showing symptoms of disease; he was 18 years old.
386.   Sebastiano Shumeet turned 10. The Hyperconstitutional is heading E at full-speed. Distrust in Capt. Cain Noland is provoking murmors of a mutiny. As an act of mutiny, Irvine Shumeet is going to attempt to murder Capt. Cain Noland, whose decision-making aboard the Hyperconstitutional has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Sebastiano Shumeet's father, Irvine Shumeet, murdered his 35-year-old cousin Capt. Cain Noland at sea aboard the Hyperconstitutional as an act of mutiny. Irvine Shumeet has installed himself as the new captain of the Hyperconstitutional; he has never captained a ship before. As Capt. Irvine Shumeet's first order of business, he will immediately navigate the Hyperconstitutional toward the nearest island. The Hyperconstitutional is approaching the shores of Diomede at full speed. Hyperconstitutional is now docked at Akron, on Diomede. Camilla Shumeet is attempting to find an open lot in Akron, Diomede, on which a house could be built. Sebastiano Shumeet moved into Shumeet House in Akron. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
387.   Sebastiano Shumeet's younger half-sister, Carol-Jean Shumeet, was born in the town of Akron, on the island of Diomede.
391.   Sebastiano Shumeet turned 15. Sebastiano Shumeet's half-brother, Bartolomei Shumeet, killed 44-year-old Salomo Vaclav in self-defense in Blountsville, Diomede, after the latter tried to murder him. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
392.   Sebastiano Shumeet's younger half-brother, Andrew Shumeet, was born in the town of Akron, on the island of Diomede. Sebastiano visited his friend Carlye Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Akron, Diomede, where they meet now for the last time. Sebastiano Shumeet met two new people this year, Wat Vaclav and Caty Vaclav.
393.   Sebastiano Shumeet's younger half-sister, Heddi Shumeet, was born in the town of Akron, on the island of Diomede. Sebastiano Shumeet's parents Heddi Shumeet and Capt. Irvine Shumeet divorced after 11 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Sebastiano Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Akron. Sebastiano Shumeet moved into Shumeet House in Akron. Sebastiano Shumeet's mother Camilla Shumeet married Tharen Shumeet in Akron, Diomede. Sebastiano Shumeet's half-brother, Andrew Shumeet, died in Akron, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
394.   Sebastiano Shumeet is now 18 years old. Sebastiano Shumeet's younger half-brother, Toby Shumeet, was born in Akron.
395.   Sebastiano Shumeet's younger half-brother, Temp Shumeet, was born in Akron. Sebastiano Shumeet's half-brother, Temp Shumeet, died in Akron, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
396.   Sebastiano Shumeet turned 20.
397.   Sebastiano Shumeet's younger half-sister, Lane Shumeet, was born in Akron. Sebastiano Shumeet married Caty Vaclav in Akron, Diomede. Caty Vaclav is now named Caty Shumeet. Sebastiano visited his grandmother, Dulcea Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
398.   Caty Shumeet gave birth to a girl named Caty Myra Shumeet, after Caty Vaclav, of whom Sebastiano Shumeet is the father. Sebastiano Shumeet's half-sister, Lane Shumeet, died in Akron, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Sebastiano Shumeet moved to Loachapoka, 5 miles away from Akron. Sebastiano Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Akron. Sebastiano Shumeet heard about an uninhabited house in Loachapoka, Diomede, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Sebastiano Shumeet moved into Vaclav House in Loachapoka. Sebastiano Shumeet met one new person this year, Meggie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
399.   Caty Shumeet gave birth to a girl named Florencia Penny Shumeet, of whom Sebastiano Shumeet is the father. Sebastiano Shumeet's daughter, Caty Shumeet, died in Loachapoka, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Sebastiano Shumeet's daughter, Florencia Shumeet, died in Loachapoka, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Sebastiano Shumeet met one new person this year, Romonda Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
401.   Sebastiano Shumeet is now 25 years old.
402.   Caty Shumeet gave birth to a boy named Bart Wilson Shumeet, after Bart Vaclav, of whom Sebastiano Shumeet is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
403.   Sebastiano Shumeet met 4 new people this year: Abby Noland, Gershon Noland, Albrecht Vaclav, and Capt. Ruddie Noland.
404.   Caty Shumeet gave birth to a boy named Jack Sebastiano Shumeet, of whom Sebastiano Shumeet is the father. Sebastiano Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Enya Gilles, Kippy Noland, and Abby Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sebastiano this year.
405.   Sebastiano is starting to pick up Pelicanic. Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Pelicanic.
406.   Sebastiano Shumeet turned 30. Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. The dialect of Pelicanic that Sebastiano Shumeet speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Pelicanic; as such, Diomedean now speaks Sebastiano
407.   Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Diomedean. Caty Shumeet gave birth to a girl named Jennilee Anette Shumeet, of whom Sebastiano Shumeet is the father. Sebastiano Shumeet's daughter, Jennilee Shumeet, died in Loachapoka, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Sebastiano Shumeet met one new person this year, Desmund Noland.
408.   Sebastiano is getting better at speaking Diomedean.