Narrative

386.   Tannie Gerri Noland was born to Sharity Noland and Ford Noland aboard the Hyperconstitutional. He is named after his great-grandfather, Tannie Gilles. 15 people came to meet Tannie Noland for the first time this year: Dulcea Noland, Mario Shumeet, Lane Shumeet, Ford Noland, Camilla Shumeet, Verna Shumeet, Sharity Noland, Capt. Cain Noland, Temp Shumeet, Bartolomei Shumeet, Sebastiano Shumeet, Winford Gilles, Tharen Shumeet, Heddi Shumeet, and Ford Noland. As an act of mutiny, Irvine Shumeet is going to attempt to murder Capt. Cain Noland, whose decision-making aboard the Hyperconstitutional has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Irvine Shumeet murdered his 35-year-old cousin Capt. Cain Noland at sea aboard the Hyperconstitutional as an act of mutiny. Irvine Shumeet has installed himself as the new captain of the Hyperconstitutional; he has never captained a ship before. As Capt. Irvine Shumeet's first order of business, he will immediately navigate the Hyperconstitutional toward the nearest island. The Hyperconstitutional is approaching the shores of Diomede at full speed. Hyperconstitutional is now docked at Akron, on Diomede. Ford Noland is attempting to find an open lot in Akron, Diomede, on which a house could be built. Tannie Noland people came to meet Tannie Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tannie this year.
387.   Tannie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Tannie is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Tannie Noland made 8 new friends this year: Francene Gilles, Sharity Noland, Tomiko Noland, Dulcea Noland, Ford Noland, Verna Shumeet, Tharen Shumeet, and Sebastiano Shumeet.
388.   Tannie is starting to pick up Monedusus. Tannie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Tannie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Tannie is getting better at speaking Centrevillean.
389.   Tannie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Tannie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Tannie has become fluent in Centrevillean. Tannie Noland is worrying about his brother Bartolomei Shumeet, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Blountsville, Diomede.
390.   Tannie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Tannie has become fluent in Monedusus.
391.   Tannie Noland is now 5 years old. Tannie Noland's half-brother, Bartolomei Shumeet, killed 44-year-old Salomo Vaclav in self-defense in Blountsville, Diomede, after the latter tried to murder him.
392.   Tannie Noland's parents Sharity Noland and Ford Noland divorced after 16 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Sharity Noland and Ford Noland decided that Sharity will stay in their house, and Ford will move out. Tannie Noland made 3 new friends this year: Carol-Jean Shumeet, Wat Vaclav, and Caty Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tannie this year.
393.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tannie this year.
394.   Tannie Noland's father, Ford Noland, killed 20-year-old Amanda Vaclav in self-defense in Loachapoka, Diomede, after the latter tried to murder him. Tannie Noland's father, Ford Noland, killed 32-year-old Newton Vaclav in self-defense in Loachapoka, Diomede, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim. Sharity Noland moved to Glencoe, 4 miles away from Akron. Sharity Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Glencoe, Diomede, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Tannie Noland moved out of Noland House in Akron. Tannie Noland moved into Vaclav House in Glencoe. Tannie Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Akron. Tannie Noland met one new person this year, Mika Vaclav. Tannie Noland made 3 new friends this year: Fabio Gilles, Mika Vaclav, and Kam Vaclav. Tannie Noland is worrying about his father Ford Noland, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Loachapoka, Diomede.
395.   Tannie Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Glencoe. Tannie Noland moved into Vaclav House in Glencoe. Tannie Noland's mother Sharity Noland married Mika Vaclav in Glencoe, Diomede. Sharity Noland is now named Sharity Vaclav. Tannie Noland is worrying about his father Ford Noland, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Loachapoka, Diomede.
396.   Tannie Noland turned 10. Tannie Noland is worrying about his father Ford Noland, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Loachapoka, Diomede.
397.   Tannie Noland's parents Mika Vaclav and Sharity Vaclav divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Tannie Noland is worrying about his father Ford Noland, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Loachapoka, Diomede.
399.   Tannie Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Glencoe. Tannie Noland moved into Vaclav House in Glencoe. Tannie Noland's mother Sharity Vaclav married Kam Vaclav in Glencoe, Diomede. Tannie Noland is worrying about his father Ford Noland, who 7 years ago set out for a new life in Loachapoka, Diomede.
400.   Fabio Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Glencoe for an expedition on the Paratroop, which Fabio Gilles has agreed to lead. Kam Vaclav declined an invitation from Fabio Gilles to leave Glencoe on the Paratroop, due to considerations of family. Tannie Noland's younger half-sister, Rikki Vaclav, was born in Glencoe. Tannie Noland is worrying about his father Ford Noland, who 8 years ago set out for a new life in Loachapoka, Diomede.
401.   Tannie Noland turned 15. Tannie Noland's half-sister, Rikki Vaclav, died in Glencoe, Diomede, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Tannie just found out from Temp Shumeet that his father Ford Noland was murdered in Loachapoka, Diomede 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Akron, Diomede. (Temp had recently found this out from Tomiko Noland.) Tannie just found out from Temp Shumeet that his grandmother Dulcea Noland died of natural causes in Akron, Diomede 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Akron, Diomede. (Temp had recently found this out from Caty Shumeet.)
402.   Tannie visited his family member, Mika Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Tannie Noland met two new people this year, Alvin Shumeet and Ronen Shumeet. Tannie reunited with his brother Bartolomei Shumeet, who he hasn't seen since 16 years ago in Akron, Diomede. Tannie Noland made 3 new friends this year: Bartolomei Shumeet, Temp Shumeet, and Heddi Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Tannie this year.
403.   Tannie Noland met 5 new people this year: Kimmi Noland, Angelico Vaclav, Dulcea Vaclav, Remus Noland, and Meggie Vaclav.
404.   Tannie Noland is now 18 years old. Tannie Noland is thinking about leaving Glencoe, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Tannie Noland met one new person this year, Aleksandrs Vaclav. Tannie visited with his friend Wat Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Akron, Diomede. Tannie visited with his family member Verna Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Akron, Diomede. Tannie Noland made 4 new friends this year: Derk Noland, Ronen Shumeet, Amelie Vaclav, and Aleksandrs Vaclav.
405.   Tannie Noland met one new person this year, Shelby Noland.
406.   Tannie Noland is now 20 years old. Tannie is starting to pick up Pelicanic. Tannie is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. The dialect of Pelicanic that Tannie Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Pelicanic; as such, Diomedean now speaks Tannie Tannie Noland's parents Kam Vaclav and Sharity Vaclav divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had one child together. Tannie Noland met 9 new people this year: Heath Vaclav, Joshua Noland, Jory Zollie, Willa Zollie, Galina Zollie, Tabb Noland, Darell Noland, Junina Noland, and Elizabeth Noland. Tannie Noland made 7 new friends this year: Kelli Gilles, Marlane Noland, Joshua Noland, Capt. Isaac Noland, Jory Zollie, Willa Zollie, and Galina Zollie.
407.   Tannie is getting better at speaking Diomedean.
408.   Tannie is getting better at speaking Diomedean. Tannie Noland married Carol-Jean Shumeet in Glencoe, Diomede. Carol-Jean Shumeet is now named Carol-Jean Noland. Tannie Noland met one new person this year, Ellene Noland. Tannie Noland made 3 new friends this year: Darell Noland, Junina Noland, and Micaela Vaclav.