Narrative

283.   Wittie Romeo Myke was born to Shelly Myke and Wittie Myke in the town of Coopertown, on the island of Bremen. He is named after his father, Wittie Myke. 21 people came to meet Wittie Myke for the first time this year: Muhammad Myke, Sampson Gilles, Othilia Quinn, Jeanelle Myke, Jonny Zollie, Quill Myke, Averill Myke, Shelly Myke, Lorenzo Myke, Meggie Zollie, Clare Quinn, Davoud Myke, Corene Myke, Gwendolyn Myke, Merrili Zollie, Wittie Myke, Paul Myke, Shayna Aldis, Mavis Quinn, Randolf Quinn, and Wittie Myke. Wittie Myke's mother, Shelly Myke, murdered 24-year-old Tadd Zollie in Coopertown, Bremen. Wittie Myke's mother, Shelly Myke, killed 23-year-old Damon Zollie in self-defense in Coopertown, Bremen, after the latter tried to murder her. This was her second victim. 4 people came to meet Wittie Myke for the first time this year: Fidelia Myke, Constancy Gilles, Starla Quinn, and Marshall Gilles. Wittie Myke made 3 new friends this year: Rena Melvin, Ioana Vaclav, and Gale Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wittie this year.
284.   Wittie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wittie Myke made 25 new friends this year: Sampson Gilles, Mayor Gilles, Mavis Gilles, Ellen Gilles, Kelcey Gilles, Goldina Gilles, Raven Gilles, Sallyanne Gilles, Randolf Melvin, Tudor Prasun, Elie Prasun, Alexina Quinn, Mavis Quinn, Dacia Vaclav, Maureen Vaclav, Lurline Vaclav, Davin Vaclav, Madalyn Vaclav, Edmond Vaclav, Marlo Zollie, Ranna Zollie, Abigail Zollie, Federico Zollie, Theda Zollie, and Jonny Zollie.
285.   Wittie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Martguerita Quinn people came to meet Wittie Myke for the first time. Wittie Myke made 8 new friends this year: Katheryn Noland, Silvana Prasun, Farra Prasun, Davy Prasun, Lamb Prasun, Nitin Vaclav, Meggie Zollie, and Jeanie Zollie.
286.   Wittie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wittie Myke made 14 new friends this year: Anya Aldis, Evangeline Gilles, Harley Gilles, Quill Myke, Shelly Myke, Candis Prasun, Reginald Prasun, Randolf Quinn, Othilia Quinn, Janette Vaclav, Bernette Vaclav, Gabriel Vaclav, Merrili Zollie, and Renata Zollie.
287.   Wittie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Aram Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Coopertown for an expedition on the Rachischisis, which Aram Gilles has agreed to lead. Wittie Myke declined an invitation from Aram Gilles to leave Coopertown on the Rachischisis, due to considerations of family. Wittie Myke's younger sister, Cristen Myke, was born in Coopertown. Wittie Myke's parents Shelly Myke and Wittie Myke divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Shelly Myke and Wittie Myke decided that Wittie will stay in their house, and Shelly will move out. Wittie Myke's sister, Cristen Myke, died in Coopertown, Bremen, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Wittie Myke moved out of Myke House in Coopertown. Wittie Myke moved into Myke House in Coopertown. Wittie Myke made 9 new friends this year: Constancy Gilles, Jaquith Gilles, Florina Gilles, Aristotle Prasun, Xever Vaclav, Hilarie Vaclav, Mel Zollie, Sarine Zollie, and Ernest Zollie.
288.   Wittie Myke is now 5 years old. Wittie Myke moved out of Myke House in Coopertown. Wittie Myke moved into Myke House in Coopertown. Wittie Myke's mother Shelly Myke married Wittie Myke in Coopertown, Bremen. Wittie Myke's father Wittie Myke married Shelly Myke in Coopertown, Bremen. Wittie Myke met 6 new people this year: Darien Gilles, Andres Prasun, Karissa Gilles, Curt Gilles, Max Quinn, and Cal Vaclav. Wittie Myke made 10 new friends this year: Georgy Gilles, Rosy Gilles, Aram Gilles, Kory Gilles, Torey Gilles, Averill Myke, Edmond Vaclav, Ceil Vaclav, Chrystel Zollie, and Natalya Zollie.
289.   Wittie Myke's younger sister, Carmelia Myke, was born in Coopertown. Wittie Myke met 13 new people this year: Albertine Aldis, Almeria Zollie, Casi Zollie, Glory Aldis, Winfield Jordan, Jenilee Jordan, Hale Jordan, Emmery Zollie, Hannah Jordan, Jenilee Jordan, Siobhan Zollie, Arvie Vaclav, and Constancy Quinn. Wittie Myke made 16 new friends this year: Craig Aldis, Glory Aldis, Forest Aldis, Brett Gilles, Winfield Jordan, Dana Jordan, Hale Jordan, Jenilee Jordan, Andres Prasun, Davin Vaclav, Cal Vaclav, Gabriel Vaclav, Casi Zollie, Emmery Zollie, Laurice Zollie, and Emmery Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wittie this year.
290.   Hale Jordan is trying to gather up a group of people in Coopertown for an expedition on the Rosellinia, which Capt. Marietta Jordan has agreed to lead. Wittie Myke declined an invitation from Hale Jordan to leave Coopertown on the Rosellinia, due to considerations of family. Wittie Myke met 5 new people this year: Channa Gilles, Morlee Zollie, Wyatt Zollie, Randolf Gilles, and Amandi Jordan. Wittie Myke made 10 new friends this year: Bernie Aldis, Renard Gilles, Gusti Gilles, Janina Jordan, Karlee Jordan, Amandi Jordan, Thad Prasun, Calhoun Vaclav, Harley Vaclav, and Corella Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wittie this year.
291.   Aristotle Prasun is trying to gather up a group of people in Coopertown for an expedition on the Troglodytism, which Capt. Marietta Jordan has agreed to lead. Wittie Myke reluctantly accepted an invitation from Aristotle Prasun to leave Coopertown on the Troglodytism, but will have to consult family. Shelly Myke agreed to go on the journey; their children Averill Myke, Wittie Myke, and Carmelia Myke will also come along. Wittie Myke moved out of Myke House in Coopertown. Wittie Myke boarded the Troglodytism from the port of Coopertown, Bremen. Capt. Marietta Jordan has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Troglodytism, under command of Capt. Marietta Jordan, has left the harbor at Coopertown, Bremen. The Troglodytism is heading N at half-speed. Wittie Myke's younger brother, Lucian Myke, was born in Troglodytism. Wittie Myke met 4 new people this year: Rolf Jordan, Hale Jordan, Augustus Zollie, and Bernardine Jordan. Wittie Myke made 6 new friends this year: Hobart Gilles, Meryl Jordan, Rog Jordan, Capt. Marietta Jordan, Rafaela Jordan, and Hannah Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wittie this year. Wittie Myke is worrying about his grandmother Jeanelle Quinn and grandfather Paul Myke, who 4 years ago both left for a voyage on the Rachischisis and haven't been heard from since.
292.   The Troglodytism is heading N at quarter-speed. Wittie Myke's younger sister, Suellen Myke, was born in Troglodytism. Wittie Myke's brother, Lucian Myke, died at sea aboard the Troglodytism from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Wittie Myke met 4 new people this year: Noella Prasun, Baxter Vaclav, Mayor Gilles, and Winfield Jordan. Wittie Myke made 3 new friends this year: Karissa Gilles, Constancy Quinn, and Tamra Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wittie this year. Wittie Myke is worrying about his grandmother Jeanelle Quinn and grandfather Paul Myke, who 5 years ago both left for a voyage on the Rachischisis and haven't been heard from since.
293.   Wittie Myke is now 10 years old. The Troglodytism is heading N at quarter-speed. Wittie visited his mother, Shelly Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wittie Myke's mother, Shelly Myke, died at sea aboard the Troglodytism after showing symptoms of disease; she was 39 years old. Wittie visited his friend Meryl Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wittie visited his friend Silvana Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Wittie visited his friend Gusti Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wittie visited his friend Capt. Marietta Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wittie visited his friend Lamb Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Wittie visited his friend Ceil Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Wittie visited his friend Maureen Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Wittie visited his friend Jaquith Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Wittie visited his friend Capt. Hobart Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Wittie visited his friend Hannah Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Disease broke out on the Troglodytism; fourteen people died. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wittie this year.
294.   The Troglodytism is heading N at full-speed. Wittie visited his friend Mayor Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wittie visited his friend Jenilee Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wittie visited his friend Elie Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Coopertown, Bremen. Wittie Myke met two new people this year, Myrah Gilles and Joyous Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wittie this year.
295.   The Troglodytism is heading NE at full-speed. Wittie Myke's younger half-sister, Meara Zollie, was born in Troglodytism. Wittie Myke made 4 new friends this year: Andonis Gilles, Jenilee Jordan, William Vaclav, and Augustus Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wittie this year.
296.   The Troglodytism is heading NE at full-speed. The crew of the Troglodytism, which has been at sea for 5 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Karsten Zollie openly blames Capt. Rog Jordan for the death of his daughter Chrystel Zollie. Meggie Zollie openly blames Capt. Rog Jordan for the death of her daughter Chrystel Zollie. Karsten Zollie openly blames Capt. Rog Jordan for the death of his son Augustus Zollie. Meggie Zollie openly blames Capt. Rog Jordan for the death of her son Augustus Zollie. Constancy Vaclav openly blames Capt. Rog Jordan for the death of her son Darien Gilles. Rafaela Jordan openly blames Capt. Rog Jordan for the death of her daughter Janina Jordan. Meggie Zollie openly blames Capt. Rog Jordan for the death of her daughter Erica Zollie. Wittie Myke's brother, Averill Myke, died aboard the Troglodytism, which had become lost at sea; he was 15 years old. Wittie Myke openly blames Capt. Rog Jordan for the death of his son Averill Myke. Wittie Myke's sister, Carmelia Myke, died aboard the Troglodytism, which had become lost at sea; she was 7 years old. Wittie Myke openly blames Capt. Rog Jordan for the death of his daughter Carmelia Myke. Wittie Myke died aboard the Troglodytism, which had become lost at sea; he was 13 years old.