Narrative

285.   Ignacius Locke Quinn was born to Alexina Quinn and Locke Quinn in the town of Coopertown, on the island of Bremen. 43 people came to meet Ignacius Quinn for the first time this year: Jimmy Quinn, Hobart Gilles, Alexina Quinn, Jeanie Zollie, Mavis Myke, Becca Zollie, Mayor Gilles, Damara Quinn, Reginauld Gilles, Reginald Prasun, Shayne Myke, Harrison Quinn, Hastings Myke, Quintana Quinn, Fidelia Myke, Ruddy Myke, Madalyn Vaclav, Ignacius Quinn, Ranna Zollie, Hussein Myke, Starla Quinn, Hilarie Vaclav, Ceil Vaclav, Jonny Zollie, Goldina Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Abigail Zollie, Othilia Quinn, Bennie Myke, Clare Quinn, Locke Quinn, Lev Gilles, Mavis Quinn, Nitin Vaclav, Starla Myke, Locke Quinn, Mavis Gilles, Raven Gilles, Sallyanne Gilles, Bernette Vaclav, Martguerita Quinn, Gabriel Vaclav, and Meggie Zollie. Locke Quinn's wife, Alexina Quinn, and children, Harrison Quinn, Ignacius Quinn, Locke Quinn, and Jimmy Quinn, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Locke. Ignacius Quinn moved out of Quinn House in Coopertown. Locke Quinn stopped at Coopertown, 2 miles north of Coopertown. Locke Quinn found an uninhabited house in Coopertown, Bremen, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Ignacius Quinn moved out of Zollie House in Wilderness of Bremen. 4 people came to meet Ignacius Quinn for the first time this year: Ed Prasun, Farra Prasun, Jaquith Gilles, and Dacia Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ignacius this year.
286.   Ignacius is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. 3 people came to meet Ignacius Quinn for the first time this year: Tudor Prasun, Edmond Vaclav, and Humbert Aldis. Ignacius Quinn made 14 new friends this year: Mayor Gilles, Sallyanne Gilles, Quill Myke, Lamb Prasun, Reginald Prasun, Silvana Quinn, Jeanelle Quinn, Nitin Vaclav, Lurline Vaclav, Maureen Vaclav, Gabriel Vaclav, Ranna Zollie, Sarine Zollie, and Marlo Zollie.
287.   Ignacius is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Aram Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Coopertown for an expedition on the Rachischisis, which Aram Gilles has agreed to lead. Locke Quinn reluctantly accepted an invitation from Aram Gilles to leave Coopertown on the Rachischisis, but will have to consult family. Alexina Quinn hesitantly agreed to go on the journey; their children Harrison Quinn, Jimmy Quinn, Ignacius Quinn, and Locke Quinn will also come along. Ignacius Quinn moved out of Zollie House in Coopertown. Ignacius Quinn boarded the Rachischisis from the port of Coopertown, Bremen. The group about to board the Rachischisis has decided that, rather than Aram Gilles naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Randolf Melvin's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Muhammad Myke is hurt by the decision. The Rachischisis, under command of Capt. Randolf Melvin, has left the harbor at Coopertown, Bremen. The Rachischisis is heading E at quarter-speed. As an act of mutiny, Muhammad Myke is going to attempt to murder Capt. Randolf Melvin, whose decision-making aboard the Rachischisis has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Muhammad Myke murdered 49-year-old Capt. Randolf Melvin at sea aboard the Rachischisis as an act of mutiny. Muhammad Myke has installed himself as the new captain of the Rachischisis; he has never captained a ship before. As Capt. Muhammad Myke's first order of business, he will immediately navigate the Rachischisis toward the nearest island. The Rachischisis is approaching the shores of Waterford at full speed. Rachischisis is now docked at St. Joseph, on Waterford. Locke Quinn is attempting to find an open lot in St. Joseph, Waterford, on which a house could be built. Ignacius Quinn moved into Quinn House in St. Joseph. Ignacius Quinn made 11 new friends this year: Anya Aldis, Sampson Gilles, Raven Gilles, Roana Myke, Starla Myke, Ed Prasun, Locke Quinn, Bernette Vaclav, Madalyn Vaclav, Jack Zollie, and Theda Zollie.
288.   Ignacius is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ignacius Quinn's younger sister, Marita Quinn, was born in St. Joseph. Ignacius Quinn's parents Alexina Quinn and Locke Quinn divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Alexina Quinn and Locke Quinn decided that Alexina will stay in their house, and Locke will move out. Ignacius Quinn's father Locke Quinn married Theda Zollie in St. Joseph, Waterford. Joleen Aldis people came to meet Ignacius Quinn for the first time. Ignacius Quinn made 10 new friends this year: Silvan Aldis, Barbi Aldis, Bradly Gilles, Davoud Myke, Katheryn Noland, Capt. Judy Quinn, Clare Quinn, Locke Quinn, Renata Zollie, and Claretta Zollie.
289.   Ignacius has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Ignacius visited his aunt, Raven Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Quinn House, their home, Ignacius is attending to Alexina Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ignacius Quinn's mother, Alexina Quinn, died in St. Joseph, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 25 years old. Ignacius visited his cousin, Becca Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ignacius visited his cousin, Samson Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ignacius Quinn made 7 new friends this year: Giffard Melvin, Sloan Melvin, Bennie Myke, Bartlett Prasun, Tudor Prasun, Warren Zollie, and Rhea Zollie.
290.   Ignacius Quinn is now 5 years old. Ignacius visited his friend Ed Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ignacius Quinn met 11 new people this year: Ag Quinn, Louise Gilles, Tommi Gilles, Ellen Quinn, Abdel Vaclav, Sallyanne Gilles, Rosette Quinn, Tait Myke, Myrtle Myke, Hew Melvin, and Judy Quinn. Ignacius Quinn made 12 new friends this year: Loraine Gilles, Gwendolyn Myke, Mavis Myke, Starla Myke, Randall Myke, Ellen Quinn, Othilia Quinn, Jimmy Quinn, Mavis Quinn, Gunner Vaclav, Bryn Vaclav, and Jeanie Zollie.
291.   Ignacius Quinn met 7 new people this year: Rubetta Aldis, Kerry Aldis, Jason Myke, Shaine Zollie, Kissiah Aldis, Capt. Aubert Vaclav, and Ian Noland. Ignacius Quinn made 39 new friends this year: Sloan Aldis, Kerry Aldis, Sallyanne Gilles, Baxter Gilles, Jordanna Gilles, Louise Gilles, Tommi Gilles, Nitin Gilles, Kelila Melvin, Fanya Melvin, Starla Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Hussein Myke, Shepard Myke, Jason Myke, Madella Myke, Ruddy Myke, Dyna Myke, Gwendolyn Myke, Abigail Myke, Murphy Myke, Tomlin Noland, Andree Prasun, Nixie Quinn, Harrison Quinn, Rosette Quinn, Pierrette Quinn, Ag Quinn, Quintana Quinn, Martguerita Quinn, Leo Quinn, Capt. Aubert Vaclav, Abdel Vaclav, Myrtle Zollie, Aditya Zollie, Georg Zollie, Lura Zollie, Sharna Zollie, and Corena Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ignacius this year.
292.   Ignacius visited his friend Randall Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ignacius Quinn has fallen ill. Ignacius is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Sloan Aldis, Anya Aldis, Kerry Aldis, Baxter Gilles, Carleen Gilles, Sallyanne Gilles, Damara Gilles, Nitin Gilles, Paulo Gilles, Louise Gilles, Loraine Gilles, Jordanna Gilles, Tommi Gilles, Reginauld Gilles, Silvan Melvin, Fanya Melvin, Starla Melvin, Sloan Melvin, Kelila Melvin, Ruddy Myke, Shepard Myke, Jason Myke, Mayer Myke, Fidelia Myke, Hussein Myke, Dyna Myke, Davoud Myke, Gwendolyn Myke, Quill Myke, Shayne Myke, Mavis Myke, Madella Myke, Humbert Myke, Abigail Myke, Madalyn Myke, Thaddeus Myke, Murphy Myke, Roana Myke, Bennie Myke, Starla Myke, Tomlin Noland, Katheryn Noland, Jeanie Noland, Andree Prasun, Tudor Prasun, Nixie Quinn, Ag Quinn, Jimmy Quinn, Pierrette Quinn, Martguerita Quinn, Jeanelle Quinn, Quintana Quinn, Marita Quinn, Rosette Quinn, Harrison Quinn, Othilia Quinn, Mavis Quinn, Clare Quinn, Ellen Quinn, Capt. Judy Quinn, Leo Quinn, Locke Quinn, Capt. Aubert Vaclav, Abdel Vaclav, Gunner Vaclav, Bryn Vaclav, Bernette Vaclav, Aditya Zollie, Myrtle Zollie, Georg Zollie, Jeanie Zollie, Jack Zollie, Jonny Zollie, Renata Zollie, Lura Zollie, Warren Zollie, Sharna Zollie, Claretta Zollie, Corena Zollie, and Rhea Zollie. Ignacius Quinn died in St. Joseph, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 7 years old. Ignacius Quinn was laid to rest in the St. Joseph cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
307.   Ignacius Quinn's half-brother, Locke Quinn, murdered Cory Gilles in an act of revenge.
309.   Ignacius Quinn's half-brother, Locke Quinn, murdered Lamb Zollie in an act of revenge. This was his second victim.