Narrative

287.   Samson Leonerd Aldis was born to Shayna Aldis and Reginauld Gilles aboard the Rachischisis. 22 people came to meet Samson Aldis for the first time this year: Muhammad Myke, Shayna Aldis, Alexina Quinn, Katheryn Noland, Reginauld Gilles, Harrison Quinn, Becca Zollie, Baxter Gilles, Locke Quinn, Jimmy Quinn, Ignacius Quinn, Mavis Gilles, Rosy Gilles, Othilia Quinn, Jack Zollie, Locke Quinn, Capt. Randolf Melvin, Janis Gilles, Raven Gilles, Myrtle Myke, Ranna Zollie, and Martguerita Quinn. Samson Aldis's younger half-sister, Nitin Gilles, was born in Rachischisis. As an act of mutiny, Muhammad Myke is going to attempt to murder Capt. Randolf Melvin, whose decision-making aboard the Rachischisis has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Muhammad Myke murdered 49-year-old Capt. Randolf Melvin at sea aboard the Rachischisis as an act of mutiny. Muhammad Myke has installed himself as the new captain of the Rachischisis; he has never captained a ship before. As Capt. Muhammad Myke's first order of business, he will immediately navigate the Rachischisis toward the nearest island. The Rachischisis is approaching the shores of Waterford at full speed. Rachischisis is now docked at St. Joseph, on Waterford. Shayna Aldis is attempting to find an open lot in St. Joseph, Waterford, on which a house could be built. Samson Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Rachischisis. Samson Aldis was met for the first time by two people this year, Warren Zollie and Samson Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Samson this year.
288.   Samson is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Samson Aldis's younger half-sister, Marlane Gilles, was born in the town of St. Joseph, on the island of Waterford. Samson Aldis made 10 new friends this year: Silvan Aldis, Bradly Gilles, Lurline Gilles, Capt. Muhammad Myke, Jeanelle Quinn, Ellen Quinn, Locke Quinn, Bernette Vaclav, Becca Zollie, and Jeanie Zollie.
289.   Samson is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Samson Aldis's younger half-sister, Carleen Gilles, was born in the town of St. Joseph, on the island of Waterford. Samson visited his cousin, Raven Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Samson visited his cousin, Alexina Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Samson Aldis has fallen ill. Samson is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Silvan Aldis, Shayna Aldis, Reginauld Gilles, Baxter Gilles, Lurline Gilles, Carleen Gilles, Bradly Gilles, Marlane Gilles, Nitin Gilles, Capt. Muhammad Myke, Myrtle Myke, Katheryn Noland, Ellen Quinn, Jimmy Quinn, Harrison Quinn, Marita Quinn, Ignacius Quinn, Jeanelle Quinn, Othilia Quinn, Locke Quinn, Martguerita Quinn, Bernette Vaclav, Jeanie Zollie, Margi Zollie, Becca Zollie, and Ranna Zollie. Samson Aldis died in St. Joseph, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 2 years old. Samson Aldis was laid to rest in the St. Joseph cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
290.   Samson Aldis's younger half-sister, Kerry Aldis, was born in St. Joseph.
301.   Samson Aldis's younger brother, Dru Aldis, was born in St. Joseph.
302.   Samson Aldis's younger half-brother, Rafael Aldis, was born in St. Joseph. Samson Aldis's mother Shayna Aldis married Sky Guillermo in St. Joseph, Waterford. Shayna Aldis is now named Shayna Guillermo.
330.   Samson Aldis's half-sister, Kerry Gilles, murdered 61-year-old Shamus Gilles in the wilderness of Wilderness of White Pine.