Narrative

292.   Humphrey Aditya Zollie was born to Hollie Zollie and Aditya Zollie in the town of St. Joseph, on the island of Waterford. 17 people came to meet Humphrey Zollie for the first time this year: Hollie Zollie, Jonny Zollie, Humphrey Zollie, Pierrette Quinn, Warren Zollie, Sebastiano Zollie, Aditya Zollie, Shaine Zollie, Fanya Melvin, Jack Zollie, Myrtle Myke, Dirk Gilles, Abdel Vaclav, Bevvy Vaclav, Rhea Zollie, Sharna Zollie, and Renata Zollie. Humphrey Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Sloan Melvin and Shannen Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Humphrey this year.
293.   Humphrey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Humphrey Zollie's younger sister, Cindra Zollie, was born in St. Joseph. Ag Quinn people came to meet Humphrey Zollie for the first time. Humphrey Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Tommi Gilles, Nixie Quinn, Jeanelle Quinn, Bryn Vaclav, Warren Zollie, Sebastiano Zollie, Rhea Zollie, Jack Zollie, and Tobiah Zollie.
294.   Humphrey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Humphrey Zollie's sister, Cindra Zollie, died in St. Joseph, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Humphrey Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Lurline Gilles, Alberto Gilles, Marita Quinn, Capt. Judy Quinn, Phedra Shumeet, Bernette Vaclav, Hollie Zollie, Theda Zollie, and Sharna Zollie.
295.   Humphrey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Humphrey Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Ivette Aldis, Rosalyn Gilles, Leo Quinn, and Patience Zollie.
296.   Humphrey has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Humphrey Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Carleen Gilles, Sloan Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Shepard Myke, Roana Myke, Husain Noland, Octavia Noland, Pierrette Quinn, and Locke Quinn.
297.   Humphrey Zollie turned 5. Humphrey Zollie's parents Aditya Zollie and Hollie Zollie divorced after 18 years of marriage; they had 7 children together. Aditya Zollie and Hollie Zollie decided that Hollie will stay in their house, and Aditya will move out. Humphrey Zollie moved out of Zollie House in St. Joseph. Humphrey Zollie moved into Zollie House in St. Joseph. Humphrey Zollie's mother Hollie Zollie married Aditya Zollie in St. Joseph, Waterford. Humphrey Zollie's father Aditya Zollie married Hollie Zollie in St. Joseph, Waterford. Humphrey visited his friend Patience Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Aditya Zollie's wife, Hollie Zollie, and children, Warren Zollie, Jack Zollie, Humphrey Zollie, Sharna Zollie, and Renata Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Aditya. Aditya Zollie stopped in the wilderness 11 miles west of St. Joseph.
299.   Aditya Zollie is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Humphrey Zollie moved into Zollie House in Port Angeles. Humphrey Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Wilderness of Waterford. Hollie Zollie, Warren Zollie, Sharna Zollie, Jack Zollie, Renata Zollie, Humphrey Zollie, Aditya Zollie, Hollie Zollie, Humphrey Zollie, and Sharna Zollie, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Waterford called Port Angeles. Humphrey Zollie's younger sister, Guillema Zollie, was born in Port Angeles. Humphrey Zollie's parents Aditya Zollie and Hollie Zollie divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 8 children together. Humphrey visited his sister, Renata Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Humphrey Zollie's sister, Renata Zollie, died in Port Angeles, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 19 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Humphrey this year.
301.   Humphrey Zollie moved into Zollie House in Port Angeles. Humphrey Zollie's mother Hollie Zollie married Jack Zollie in Port Angeles, Waterford.
302.   Humphrey Zollie turned 10. Humphrey Zollie's younger half-sister, Tobey Zollie, was born in Port Angeles. Humphrey Zollie's parents Hollie Zollie and Jack Zollie divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Humphrey this year.
307.   Humphrey Zollie turned 15.
308.   Humphrey visited his brother, Warren Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Humphrey Zollie's brother, Warren Zollie, died in Port Angeles, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 25 years old.
309.   Humphrey Zollie is thinking about leaving Port Angeles, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
310.   Humphrey Zollie is now 18 years old.
312.   Humphrey Zollie turned 20. Due to alarming rates of homelessness on Waterford, indicative of excessive population density on the island, Humphrey Zollie has decided to start building a ship in Port Angeles, so that at least some of the displaced people of Waterford may soon be able to seek out more spacious lands. Humphrey Zollie started building a ship in Port Angeles; it's about 14% completed.
313.   Humphrey Zollie is continuing to build a ship in Port Angeles; it's about 36% completed. Humphrey Zollie is thinking about leaving Port Angeles, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
314.   Humphrey Zollie is continuing to build a ship in Port Angeles; it's about 59% completed.
315.   Humphrey Zollie is continuing to build a ship in Port Angeles; it's about 80% completed. Humphrey Zollie is thinking about leaving Port Angeles, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Humphrey Zollie is wondering about his father Aditya Zollie, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Cummington, Waterford.
316.   Humphrey Zollie is continuing to build a ship in Port Angeles; it is nearly completed. Humphrey Zollie took his own life in Port Angeles, Waterford; he was 24 years old. Humphrey Zollie was laid to rest in the Port Angeles cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
317.   Humphrey Zollie's mother Hollie Zollie married Jack Zollie in Port Angeles, Waterford. Humphrey Zollie's father Aditya Zollie married Angelique Guillermo in Cummington, Waterford.
330.   Humphrey Zollie's parents Angelique Zollie and Aditya Zollie divorced after 13 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Humphrey Zollie's father Aditya Zollie married Angelique Zollie in Cummington, Waterford.