Narrative

282.   Kalie Jeanelle Zollie was born to Dion Zollie and Eli Zollie in the town of Mount Prasun, on the island of Erving. 67 people came to meet Kalie Zollie for the first time this year: Kory Zollie, Iona Zollie, Leia Vaclav, Eli Zollie, Charissa Vaclav, Roxine Shumeet, Nikos Vaclav, Randy Melvin, Larissa Zollie, Tamera Zollie, Anny Zollie, Dion Zollie, Bendite Zollie, Madonna Shumeet, Jordon Zollie, Aline Zollie, Tuck Melvin, Alejandrina Zollie, Eveline Gilles, Shoshie Melvin, Gus Zollie, Konstanze Zollie, Tucker Shumeet, Glad Zollie, Cleopatra Zollie, Kinna Zollie, Randall Shumeet, Casandra Zollie, Lucas Melvin, Kip Melvin, Gerri Vaclav, Allianora Zollie, Madonna Vaclav, Alpa Zollie, Hayley Zollie, Sanderson Zollie, Caitrin Zollie, Alene Zollie, Deborah Zollie, Lucien Zollie, Shelley Shumeet, Gene Vaclav, Jeanelle Zollie, Robina Zollie, Tymothy Gilles, Dotty Zollie, Desaree Zollie, Fox Zollie, Shoshie Melvin, Cristen Vaclav, Ninnetta Vaclav, Leia Zollie, Nico Zollie, Claus Vaclav, Fox Zollie, Ramsey Zollie, Bidget Zollie, Ephrayim Melvin, Min Gilles, Isabelita Melvin, Madonna Zollie, Clair Zollie, Dulsea Vaclav, Kriste Zollie, Kalie Zollie, Wyatan Gilles, and Jobye Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
283.   Kalie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kalie Zollie made 14 new friends this year: Gregory Gilles, Kip Melvin, Shoshie Melvin, Randall Shumeet, Shelley Shumeet, Madonna Vaclav, Charissa Vaclav, Cristen Vaclav, Anny Zollie, Casandra Zollie, Caitrin Zollie, Larissa Zollie, Sanderson Zollie, and Desaree Zollie.
284.   Kalie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kalie Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Wyatan Gilles, Tuck Melvin, Randy Melvin, Lucas Melvin, Shelley Shumeet, Tucker Shumeet, Gene Vaclav, Nico Zollie, Kriste Zollie, and Jeanelle Zollie.
285.   Kalie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kalie Zollie's younger brother, Saw Zollie, was born in Mount Prasun. Kalie Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Jaquith Gilles, Tymothy Gilles, Madonna Shumeet, Claus Vaclav, and Hayley Zollie.
286.   Kalie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Kalie Zollie's brother, Saw Zollie, died in Mount Prasun, Erving, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Kalie Zollie met one new person this year, Davin Melvin. Kalie Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Davin Melvin, Ephrayim Melvin, Gerri Vaclav, Kory Zollie, Glad Zollie, and Lucien Zollie.
287.   Kalie Zollie turned 5. Kalie Zollie met 5 new people this year: Brana Gilles, Farra Gilles, Miles Gilles, Howard Zollie, and Georgy Gilles. Kalie Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Ninnetta Vaclav, Dotty Vaclav, Leia Zollie, and Alene Zollie.
288.   Kalie Zollie met one new person this year, Parker Gilles. Kalie Zollie made 14 new friends this year: Lucien Gilles, Brana Gilles, Miles Gilles, Georgy Gilles, Randolf Melvin, Isabelita Melvin, Helen Melvin, Nikos Vaclav, Llewellyn Vaclav, Jaquith Vaclav, Bonita Zollie, Gus Zollie, Charissa Zollie, and Sheldon Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
289.   Gene Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Mount Prasun for an expedition on the Listerine, which Gene Vaclav has agreed to lead. Eli Zollie declined an invitation from Gene Vaclav to leave Mount Prasun on the Listerine, for unstated reasons. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
290.   Kalie Zollie met one new person this year, Sallyanne Gilles. Kalie Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Carroll Gilles, Martguerita Gilles, Jennee Gilles, Roxine Shumeet, Howard Zollie, Kinna Zollie, Dion Zollie, Tymothy Zollie, and Allianora Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
291.   Kalie visited her cousin, Shoshie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kalie Zollie met two new people this year, Tuck Melvin and Andros Melvin. Kalie Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Margi Gilles, Shayna Gilles, and Eveline Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
292.   Kalie Zollie is now 10 years old. Kalie Zollie met one new person this year, Avery Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
293.   Kalie Zollie met one new person this year, Humbert Gilles.
294.   Kalie Zollie's younger sister, Chrysler Zollie, was born in Mount Prasun. Kalie visited her grandfather, Nikos Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kalie visited her cousin, Randy Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kalie Zollie's sister, Chrysler Zollie, died in Mount Prasun, Erving, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Kalie Zollie met two new people this year, Casandra Vaclav and Jesse Vaclav.
295.   Davin Melvin is trying to gather up a group of people in Mount Prasun for an expedition on the Collembolous, which Davin Melvin has agreed to lead. Eli Zollie reluctantly accepted an invitation from Davin Melvin to leave Mount Prasun on the Collembolous, but will have to consult family. Dion Zollie is not willing to go on the journey; Eli is fervent about going, however, and has decided that he will board the ship and leave his family behind. Kalie Zollie's parents Eli Zollie and Dion Zollie divorced after 19 years of marriage; they had 7 children together. Eli Zollie and Dion Zollie decided that Eli will stay in their house, and Dion will move out. Kalie Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Mount Prasun. Kalie Zollie moved into Zollie House in Mount Prasun. Kalie Zollie met one new person this year, Salomo Melvin.
296.   Kalie Zollie's father Eli Zollie married Caitrin Zollie on the Collembolous; they now share quarters aboard the Collembolous.
297.   Kalie Zollie turned 15. Kalie Zollie met one new person this year, Nikos Melvin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
298.   Kalie Zollie met one new person this year, Margi Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
300.   Kalie Zollie is now 18 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
301.   Kalie Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Mount Prasun. Kalie Zollie moved into Gilles House in Mount Prasun. Kalie Zollie married Miles Gilles in Mount Prasun, Erving. Kalie Zollie is now named Kalie Gilles. Kalie Gilles met one new person this year, Delilah Gilles. Kalie just found out from Tymothy Gilles that her family member Robina Zollie died of disease in Carver, Erving 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Mount Prasun, Erving. (Tymothy had recently found this out from Jeanelle Zollie.) Kalie visited with her family member Jeanelle Zollie, who she hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
302.   Kalie Gilles is now 20 years old.
303.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
304.   Kalie Gilles met one new person this year, Cinda Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
305.   Kalie Gilles met 25 new people this year: Capt. Craig Myke, Barthel Prasun, Andree Vaclav, Beatrisa Myke, Daryl Gilles, Aida Vaclav, Torrance Vaclav, Jolynn Zollie, Kaycee Zollie, Marlo Zollie, Korney Zollie, Max Quinn, Calvin Gilles, Ricardo Vaclav, Xever Vaclav, Alasdair Myke, Aubine Zollie, Levy Vaclav, Albertine Zollie, Sallyanne Vaclav, Glory Aldis, Georgina Zollie, Xever Vaclav, Marcy Prasun, and Ulrica Gilles. Kalie Gilles made 12 new friends this year: Glory Aldis, Bernie Aldis, Georgy Gilles, Brunhilde Gilles, Alasdair Myke, Max Quinn, Aida Vaclav, Davin Vaclav, Sallyanne Vaclav, Xever Vaclav, Andree Vaclav, and Marlo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
306.   Kalie Gilles met 3 new people this year: Skye Vaclav, Kelcey Gilles, and Irene Zollie. Kalie Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Daryl Gilles, Harley Prasun, Levy Vaclav, Xever Vaclav, Albertine Zollie, and Marlo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
307.   Kalie Gilles turned 25. Kalie visited her friend Kriste Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 25 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving, where they meet now for the last time. In Gilles House, their home, Kalie is attending to Margi Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kalie Gilles met two new people this year, Torey Zollie and Ramsey Zollie. Kalie just found out from Tymothy Gilles that her family member Gerri Vaclav died of disease in Carver, Erving 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 16 years ago in in Mount Prasun, Erving. (Tymothy had recently found this out from Ramsey Zollie.) Kalie Gilles made 7 new friends this year: Margi Gilles, Torey Zollie, Ramsey Zollie, Georgina Zollie, Kaycee Zollie, Irene Zollie, and Jolynn Zollie.
308.   Kalie Gilles met two new people this year, Kriste Gilles and Brana Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
309.   In Gilles House, their home, Kalie is attending to Tymothy Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kalie Gilles met two new people this year, Lucien Gilles and Kriste Melvin. Kalie Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Kelcey Gilles, Kriste Gilles, Nitin Vaclav, Ricardo Vaclav, and Korney Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
310.   Kalie Gilles met one new person this year, Pammy Melvin. Kalie Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Jenilee Aldis, Kriste Melvin, and Marcy Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalie this year.
311.   Kalie Gilles took her own life in Mount Prasun, Erving; she was 29 years old. Kalie Gilles was laid to rest in the Mount Prasun cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.