Narrative

308.   Sparky Shaine Zollie was born to Leia Zollie and Sheldon Zollie in the town of Mount Prasun, on the island of Erving. 26 people came to meet Sparky Zollie for the first time this year: Sheldon Zollie, Alexei Gilles, Hayley Myke, Andros Melvin, Dion Zollie, Salomo Melvin, Gregory Gilles, Irene Zollie, Sparky Zollie, Alpa Melvin, Casandra Gilles, Sheldon Zollie, Iona Zollie, Tuck Melvin, Llewellyn Zollie, Delilah Gilles, Lucien Zollie, Eli Zollie, Pammy Zollie, Avery Melvin, Leia Zollie, Waring Zollie, Margi Gilles, Shelia Zollie, Kalie Gilles, and Sydney Zollie. Sheldon Zollie moved to neighboring Carver, a mile away from Mount Prasun. Sheldon Zollie is attempting to find an open lot in Carver, Erving, on which a house could be built. Sparky Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Mount Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sparky this year.
309.   Sparky is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sparky Zollie made 12 new friends this year: Aileen Vaclav, Cyndi Zollie, Georgy Zollie, Robina Zollie, Eli Zollie, Alston Zollie, Anny Zollie, Hilton Zollie, Sydney Zollie, Horatio Zollie, Cleopatra Zollie, and Kory Zollie.
310.   Sparky is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sparky Zollie's younger half-sister, Dion Zollie, was born in Carver. Sparky Zollie's parents Leia Zollie and Sheldon Zollie divorced after 8 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Leia Zollie and Sheldon Zollie decided that Leia will stay in their house, and Sheldon will move out. Sparky Zollie's father Sheldon Zollie married Larissa Zollie in Carver, Erving. Sparky just found out from Georgy Gilles that his family member Gregory Gilles died in Mount Prasun, Erving 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 2 years ago in in Mount Prasun, Erving. (Georgy had recently found this out from Georgy Gilles.) Sparky Zollie made 12 new friends this year: Calvin Gilles, Brunhilde Gilles, Georgy Gilles, Mark Quinn, Fraser Vaclav, Kory Zollie, Tate Zollie, Vito Zollie, Ramsey Zollie, Sheldon Zollie, Georgy Zollie, and Waring Zollie.
311.   Sparky is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sparky Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Carver. Sparky Zollie moved into Vaclav House in Carver. Sparky Zollie's mother Leia Zollie married Judy Vaclav in Carver, Erving. Leia Zollie is now named Leia Vaclav. Sparky Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Daryl Gilles, Leia Vaclav, Bendite Vaclav, Judy Vaclav, Eli Vaclav, Elisabeth Zollie, Tymothy Zollie, Fox Zollie, and Cleopatra Zollie.
312.   Sparky has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Sparky Zollie's younger half-sister, Cayla Vaclav, was born in Carver. Sparky Zollie's younger half-brother, Fox Zollie, was born in the town of Carver, on the island of Erving. Sparky Zollie's half-sister, Cayla Vaclav, died in Carver, Erving, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Sparky Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Humbert Aldis, Kelcey Gilles, Juliane Vaclav, Renaldo Zollie, Leif Zollie, Sheldon Zollie, and Demetris Zollie.
313.   Sparky Zollie is now 5 years old. Sparky Zollie's younger half-sister, Leia Vaclav, was born in Carver. Sparky Zollie's younger half-sister, Midge Zollie, was born in the town of Carver, on the island of Erving. Sparky Zollie met two new people this year, Dion Zollie and Gus Zollie.
314.   Sparky Zollie's younger half-brother, Nigel Zollie, was born in the town of Carver, on the island of Erving. Sparky Zollie's half-sister, Leia Vaclav, died in Carver, Erving, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Sparky Zollie met one new person this year, Leif Zollie. Sparky Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Ulrica Gilles, Tucker Zollie, Larissa Zollie, Fox Zollie, Midge Zollie, Dion Zollie, Dion Zollie, and Gus Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sparky this year. In lieu of expansion, the town of Carver, Erving, has reclaimed parts of some residents' land holdings to allow for open plots on which new residents may build their homes.
315.   Sparky Zollie's younger half-sister, Myrilla Zollie, was born in the town of Carver, on the island of Erving. Sparky Zollie's half-sister, Myrilla Zollie, died in Carver, Erving, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
316.   Sparky Zollie met one new person this year, Levy Vaclav. Sparky just found out from Leia Vaclav that his grandmother Dion Zollie died of natural causes in Mount Prasun, Erving 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Mount Prasun, Erving. (Leia had recently found this out from Brunhilde Gilles.) Sparky just found out from Leia Vaclav that his family member Irene Zollie died of disease in Mount Prasun, Erving 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Mount Prasun, Erving. (Leia had recently found this out from Brunhilde Gilles.) Sparky just found out from Leia Vaclav that his family member Kalie Gilles died in Mount Prasun, Erving 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Mount Prasun, Erving. (Leia had recently found this out from Brunhilde Gilles.) Sparky Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Glory Vaclav, Levy Vaclav, and Nigel Zollie.
317.   Sparky Zollie's younger half-sister, Shoshie Vaclav, was born in Carver. Sparky Zollie met two new people this year, Tate Zollie and Piotr Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sparky this year.
318.   Sparky Zollie is now 10 years old. Sparky Zollie's younger half-sister, JoAnne Vaclav, was born in Carver. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sparky this year.
319.   Sparky Zollie's half-sister, JoAnne Vaclav, died in Carver, Erving, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
320.   Sparky Zollie's younger half-sister, Dion Vaclav, was born in Carver. Sparky Zollie's younger half-sister, Marcille Zollie, was born in the town of Carver, on the island of Erving. Sparky Zollie's half-sister, Marcille Zollie, died in Carver, Erving, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Sparky Zollie met one new person this year, Tymothy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sparky this year.
321.   Sparky Zollie met one new person this year, Otis Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sparky this year.
322.   Sparky Zollie met one new person this year, Min Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sparky this year.
323.   Sparky Zollie turned 15. Sparky Zollie's younger half-sister, Dotty Vaclav, was born in Carver. Sparky visited his friend Mark Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Carver, Erving, where they meet now for the last time. Sparky Zollie met two new people this year, Brunhilde Zollie and Fox Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sparky this year.
324.   Sparky Zollie met two new people this year, Andree Vaclav and Annalyse Vaclav. Sparky just found out from Leia Vaclav that his family member Alpa Melvin died of natural causes in Mount Prasun, Erving 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 16 years ago in in Mount Prasun, Erving. (Leia had recently found this out from Levy Vaclav.) Sparky just found out from Leia Vaclav that his family member Margi Gilles died of disease in Mount Prasun, Erving 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 16 years ago in in Mount Prasun, Erving. (Leia had recently found this out from Levy Vaclav.) Sparky Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Evangeline Vaclav, Dotty Vaclav, Andree Vaclav, and Tymothy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sparky this year.
325.   Sparky Zollie's younger half-sister, Kriste Zollie, was born in the town of Carver, on the island of Erving. Sparky Zollie's father, Sheldon Zollie, took his own life in Carver, Erving; he was 41 years old. Sparky Zollie's brother, Waring Zollie, murdered Torrance Vaclav in an act of revenge. Sparky Zollie met one new person this year, Weston Zollie. Sparky visited with his family member Iona Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving. Sparky visited with his friend Tate Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Carver, Erving. Sparky Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Iona Zollie, Weston Zollie, Lilyan Zollie, and Brunhilde Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sparky this year.
326.   Sparky Zollie is now 18 years old. Sparky Zollie met one new person this year, Vito Zollie.
327.   Sparky Zollie is planning to move to a bigger town. Sparky Zollie's younger half-sister, Madella Vaclav, was born in Carver. Sparky visited his friend Allianora Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sparky Zollie moved to neighboring Mount Prasun, a mile away from Carver. Sparky Zollie moved out of Vaclav House in Carver. Sparky Zollie caught word of an uninhabited house in Mount Prasun, Erving, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Sparky Zollie moved into Zollie House in Mount Prasun. Sparky Zollie met 29 new people this year: Kaycee Gilles, Alan Zollie, Cleopatra Zollie, Avram Zollie, Margi Gilles, Maribel Melvin, Florinda Gilles, Aida Melvin, Lucien Zollie, Andrzej Zollie, Bernie Aldis, Korney Melvin, Cookie Zollie, Charissa Melvin, Tuck Melvin, Whittaker Gilles, Corey Zollie, Myrle Vaclav, Whittaker Zollie, Marlo Zollie, Kriste Melvin, Dotty Zollie, Lucien Zollie, Thorndike Melvin, Torrance Vaclav, Brana Gilles, Pammy Melvin, Devora Melvin, and Tuck Melvin. Sparky visited with his uncle Kory Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Carver, Erving. Sparky visited with his family member Andros Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving. Sparky visited with his family member Avery Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving. Sparky visited with his family member Salomo Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving. Sparky visited with his family member Tuck Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving. Sparky visited with his family member Shelia Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving. Sparky visited with his family member Eli Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Carver, Erving. Sparky visited with his uncle Lucien Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving. Sparky visited with his family member Eli Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving. Sparky visited with his family member Moises Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Carver, Erving. Sparky visited with his family member Anny Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Carver, Erving. Sparky visited with his family member Alexei Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving. Sparky visited with his family member Casandra Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving. Sparky visited with his family member Cleopatra Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Carver, Erving. Sparky visited with his family member Elisabeth Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Carver, Erving. Sparky visited with his family member Delilah Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving. Sparky Zollie made 47 new friends this year: Bernie Aldis, Kaycee Gilles, Gregory Gilles, Humbert Gilles, Alexei Gilles, Casandra Gilles, Florinda Gilles, Whittaker Gilles, Miles Gilles, Brana Gilles, Delilah Gilles, Devora Melvin, Salomo Melvin, Avery Melvin, Tuck Melvin, Aida Melvin, Jolynn Melvin, Korney Melvin, Maribel Melvin, Charissa Melvin, Kriste Melvin, Tuck Melvin, Thorndike Melvin, Pammy Melvin, Andros Melvin, Myrle Vaclav, Kaycee Vaclav, Torrance Vaclav, Georgina Vaclav, Dotty Zollie, Lucien Zollie, Jennee Zollie, Alan Zollie, Cleopatra Zollie, Avram Zollie, Cookie Zollie, Andrzej Zollie, Lucien Zollie, Whittaker Zollie, Moises Zollie, Sallyanne Zollie, Lucien Zollie, Eli Zollie, Marlo Zollie, Marlo Zollie, Ramsey Zollie, and Corey Zollie.
328.   Sparky Zollie turned 20. Sparky visited his friend Bernie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sparky visited his cousin, Tuck Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sparky visited his friend Humbert Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sparky Zollie met 4 new people this year: Marcy Prasun, Gus Melvin, Martguerita Zollie, and Jenilee Aldis. Sparky Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Jenilee Aldis, Margi Gilles, Gus Melvin, Tuck Melvin, Marcy Prasun, Shelia Zollie, and Torey Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sparky this year.
329.   Corey Zollie is trying to gather up a group of people in Mount Prasun for an expedition on the Subprefect, which Corey Zollie has agreed to lead. Sparky Zollie enthusiastically accepted an invitation from Corey Zollie to leave Mount Prasun on the Subprefect. Sparky Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Mount Prasun. Sparky Zollie boarded the Subprefect from the port of Mount Prasun, Erving. The group about to board the Subprefect has decided that, rather than Corey Zollie naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Gregory Gilles's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Subprefect, under command of Capt. Gregory Gilles, has left the harbor at Mount Prasun, Erving. The Subprefect is heading NE at full-speed. Sparky Zollie met one new person this year, Tanney Melvin.
330.   The Subprefect is heading E at quarter-speed. Sparky Zollie met one new person this year, Lucien Zollie.
331.   The Subprefect is heading E at quarter-speed. Sparky Zollie met one new person this year, Matthiew Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sparky this year.
332.   The Subprefect sits motionless on the open sea, 484 miles off the coast of King. The Subprefect sank 484 miles off the coast of King; there were 24 people aboard. Sparky Zollie drowned in the open ocean after the Subprefect was shipwrecked; he was 24 years old.