Narrative

272.   Randall Sim Shumeet was born to Madonna Shumeet and Shelley Shumeet in the town of Mount Prasun, on the island of Erving. He is named after his great-grandfather, Randall Vaclav. 37 people came to meet Randall Shumeet for the first time this year: Gerri Vaclav, Randall Shumeet, Tucker Shumeet, Charissa Zollie, Larissa Gilles, Georgy Zollie, Shelley Shumeet, Georgy Zollie, Jordon Zollie, Alpa Zollie, Madonna Shumeet, Aline Zollie, Wyatan Gilles, Fox Zollie, Konstanze Zollie, Bendite Zollie, Eveline Gilles, Georgy Zollie, Shelley Zollie, Haskell Vaclav, Iona Zollie, Allianora Zollie, Claus Vaclav, Alpa Zollie, Eli Zollie, Deborah Zollie, Kriste Zollie, Dulsea Vaclav, Madonna Vaclav, Fox Zollie, Nico Zollie, Sanderson Zollie, Gus Zollie, Tamera Zollie, Min Zollie, Clair Zollie, and Ramsey Zollie. Randall visited his grandfather, Georgy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Randall Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Madonna Vaclav, Alejandrina Zollie, and Kriste Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
273.   Randall is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Randall Shumeet's younger brother, Isaac Shumeet, was born in Mount Prasun. Randy Melvin people came to meet Randall Shumeet for the first time. Randall Shumeet made 6 new friends this year: Lucas Melvin, Gene Vaclav, Iona Zollie, Allianora Zollie, Charissa Zollie, and Ramsey Zollie.
274.   Randall is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Randall Shumeet made 9 new friends this year: Ham Gilles, Margi Gilles, Davin Melvin, Tuck Melvin, Shelley Shumeet, Nikos Vaclav, Larissa Zollie, Tamera Zollie, and Jordon Zollie.
275.   Randall is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
276.   Randall has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
277.   Randall Shumeet turned 5. Randall Shumeet met 3 new people this year: Martguerita Gilles, Capt. Lucien Vaclav, and Elizabeth Vaclav. Randall Shumeet made 11 new friends this year: Eveline Gilles, Shoshie Melvin, Glad Melvin, Kip Melvin, Claus Vaclav, Dulsea Vaclav, Elizabeth Vaclav, Carleen Vaclav, Leia Vaclav, Haskell Vaclav, and Sanderson Zollie.
278.   Randall Shumeet's younger brother, Shelley Shumeet, was born in Mount Prasun. Randall Shumeet's brother, Isaac Shumeet, died in Mount Prasun, Erving, after a freak accident; he was 5 years old. Randall Shumeet met one new person this year, Jennee Gilles. Randall Shumeet made 19 new friends this year: Martguerita Gilles, Gregory Gilles, Jennee Gilles, Jaquith Gilles, Shoshie Melvin, Randy Melvin, Desaree Noland, Madonna Shumeet, Capt. Lucien Vaclav, Anny Zollie, Aline Zollie, Alpa Zollie, Caitrin Zollie, Madonna Zollie, Bendite Zollie, Konstanze Zollie, Alene Zollie, Clair Zollie, and Jeanelle Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
279.   Randall Shumeet's younger sister, Roxine Shumeet, was born in Mount Prasun. Randall Shumeet met one new person this year, Gary Zollie. Randall Shumeet made 11 new friends this year: Tymothy Gilles, Wyatan Gilles, Pammy Gilles, Shayna Gilles, Tucker Shumeet, Cristen Vaclav, Nico Zollie, Jobye Zollie, Casandra Zollie, Robina Zollie, and Gus Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
280.   Randall Shumeet met one new person this year, Ephrayim Melvin. Randall Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Min Gilles, Shelley Shumeet, Dion Zollie, Hayley Zollie, and Deborah Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
281.   Randall Shumeet met two new people this year, Ninnetta Vaclav and Lucien Gilles. Randall Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Ephrayim Melvin, Alpa Zollie, Lucien Zollie, and Fox Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
282.   Randall Shumeet is now 10 years old. Randall Shumeet's parents Madonna Shumeet and Shelley Shumeet divorced after 14 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Madonna Shumeet and Shelley Shumeet decided that Madonna will stay in their house, and Shelley will move out. Randall Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Mount Prasun. Randall Shumeet moved into Shumeet House in Mount Prasun. Randall Shumeet's mother Madonna Shumeet married Shelley Shumeet in Mount Prasun, Erving. Randall Shumeet's father Shelley Shumeet married Madonna Shumeet in Mount Prasun, Erving. Randall Shumeet met two new people this year, Bonita Zollie and Isabelita Melvin. Randall Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Lucien Gilles, Roxine Shumeet, Ninnetta Vaclav, and Leia Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
283.   Randall Shumeet met two new people this year, Llewellyn Vaclav and Taddeus Zollie. Randall Shumeet made 8 new friends this year: Isabelita Melvin, Fox Zollie, Bonita Zollie, Taddeus Zollie, Bidget Zollie, Kinna Zollie, Kalie Zollie, and Kory Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
284.   Randall visited his grandmother, Alpa Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Randall Shumeet met 4 new people this year: Randolf Melvin, Miles Gilles, Helen Melvin, and Markus Zollie. Randall Shumeet made 7 new friends this year: Farra Gilles, Helen Melvin, Llewellyn Vaclav, Jaquith Vaclav, Markus Zollie, Cleopatra Zollie, and Georgy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
285.   Randall visited his friend Capt. Lucien Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Mount Prasun, Erving, where they meet now for the last time. Randall Shumeet met one new person this year, Brana Gilles. Randall Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Miles Gilles, Brana Gilles, and Howard Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
286.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Randall this year.
287.   Randall Shumeet is now 15 years old. Randall Shumeet met one new person this year, Spencer Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
288.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
289.   Gene Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Mount Prasun for an expedition on the Listerine, which Gene Vaclav has agreed to lead. Randall Shumeet overenthusiastically accepted an invitation from Gene Vaclav to leave Mount Prasun on the Listerine. Randall Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Mount Prasun. Randall Shumeet boarded the Listerine from the port of Mount Prasun, Erving. The group about to board the Listerine has decided that, rather than Gene Vaclav naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Clair Zollie's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Listerine, under command of Capt. Clair Zollie, has left the harbor at Mount Prasun, Erving. The Listerine is heading E at quarter-speed. Randall Shumeet met one new person this year, Parker Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Randall this year.
290.   Randall Shumeet turned 18. The Listerine is heading E at three-quarter speed. Leia Zollie had an affair with Randall Shumeet. Leia Zollie had an affair with Randall Shumeet; Leia's husband, Jordon Zollie, did not find out. Randall Shumeet met two new people this year, Casandra Zollie and Keely Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Randall this year.
291.   The Listerine is heading E at half-speed. The Listerine has sunk. It was 470 miles from land; there were 36 people aboard. Randall Shumeet's brother, Tucker Shumeet, drowned in the open ocean after the Listerine was shipwrecked; he was 22 years old. Randall Shumeet's half-sister, Larissa Melvin, drowned in the open ocean after the Listerine was shipwrecked; she was 35 years old. Randall Shumeet drowned in the open ocean after the Listerine was shipwrecked; he was 19 years old.
311.   Randall Shumeet's brother, Shelley Shumeet, murdered Love Gilles in an act of revenge.