Narrative

342.   Garp Padraig Noland was born to Malorie Noland and Oliver Noland in the town of Cumberland Gap, on the island of Zollie. He is named after his great-grandfather, Garp Guillermo. 11 people came to meet Garp Noland for the first time this year: Janessa Gilles, Oliver Noland, Malorie Noland, Mara Zollie, Benson Gilles, Kassey Gilles, Mead Gilles, Garp Noland, Ibrahim Gilles, Garp Gilles, and Weidar Zollie. Garp Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Luke Noland and Alyda Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Garp this year.
343.   Garp is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Garp Noland's half-brother, Garp Gilles, took his own life in Cumberland Gap, Zollie; he was 22 years old. Garp Noland made 8 new friends this year: Nathalie Gilles, Mara Zollie, Weidar Zollie, Oliver Zollie, Lemmie Zollie, Padraig Zollie, Huey Zollie, and Jeffry Zollie.
344.   Garp is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Garp Noland's younger brother, Garp Noland, was born in Cumberland Gap. Garp Noland's brother, Garp Noland, died in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Garp Noland made 5 new friends this year: Rhoda Gilles, Fonsie Gilles, Myron Zollie, Cam Zollie, and Ajai Zollie.
345.   Garp is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
346.   Garp has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Garp Noland's younger brother, Zachariah Noland, was born in Cumberland Gap. Garp Noland made 4 new friends this year: Ferd Gilles, Anetta Gilles, Benson Gilles, and Ibrahim Gilles.
347.   Garp Noland turned 5. Garp Noland met two new people this year, Lemmie Noland and Lynda Noland. Garp Noland made 3 new friends this year: Kassey Gilles, Mead Gilles, and Lemmie Noland.
350.   Garp Noland's younger sister, Freida Noland, was born in Cumberland Gap. Garp Noland met one new person this year, Ajai Zollie. Garp Noland made 4 new friends this year: Rudolph Noland, Zachariah Noland, Malorie Noland, and Oliver Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Garp this year.
351.   Garp Noland met one new person this year, Krysta Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Garp this year.
352.   Garp Noland turned 10. Garp visited his friend Anetta Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Garp Noland met two new people this year, Lolita Zollie and Donielle Zollie. Garp Noland made 4 new friends this year: Lynda Noland, Sherlock Zollie, Pierce Zollie, and Donielle Zollie.
353.   Oliver Noland moved to neighboring Rochester, a mile away from Cumberland Gap. Oliver Noland found an uninhabited house in Rochester, Zollie, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Garp Noland moved out of Noland House in Cumberland Gap. Garp Noland moved into Prasun House in Rochester. Garp Noland moved out of Prasun House in Cumberland Gap. Garp Noland met 9 new people this year: Jaynell Gilles, Parker Zollie, Cati Noland, Dwain Gilles, Ag Gilles, Lura Aldis, Kingsley Guillermo, Marilin Noland, and Marilin Aldis. Garp Noland made 15 new friends this year: Marilin Aldis, Capt. Antonius Aldis, Hadley Gilles, Jeffry Guillermo, Onlea Guillermo, Cati Noland, Redmond Noland, Ravil Noland, Bell Noland, Reuben Noland, Parker Zollie, Jonny Zollie, Graeme Zollie, Mildrid Zollie, and Darwin Zollie.
354.   Garp Noland met two new people this year, Jeffry Noland and Danika Aldis. Garp Noland made 4 new friends this year: Danika Aldis, Ag Gilles, Jaynell Gilles, and Kingsley Guillermo.
357.   Garp Noland turned 15. Garp visited his friend Cati Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
359.   Garp Noland met 4 new people this year: Christal Gilles, Kristopher Noland, Tammie Noland, and Kati Noland. Garp just found out from Jeffry Noland that his family member Janessa Zollie died in Cumberland Gap, Zollie 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. (Jeffry had recently found this out from Kristopher Noland.)
360.   Garp Noland turned 18. Garp Noland's parents Oliver Noland and Malorie Noland divorced after 24 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Garp Noland met one new person this year, Herman Noland.
361.   Garp visited his friend Jeffry Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Rochester, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Garp Noland met one new person this year, Eimile Noland.
362.   Garp Noland turned 20. Garp visited his friend Reuben Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Rochester, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time.
363.   Garp Noland married Donielle Noland in Rochester, Zollie. Garp Noland's father Oliver Noland married Bell Noland in Rochester, Zollie. Garp Noland met one new person this year, Christal Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Garp this year.
364.   Garp visited his friend Redmond Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Rochester, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time.
365.   Garp Noland made 3 new friends this year: Wilber Gilles, Dwain Gilles, and Christal Zollie.
366.   Garp just found out from Bell Noland that his mother Malorie Noland died of natural causes in Monroeville, Zollie 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Rochester, Zollie. (Bell had recently found this out from Graeme Zollie.) Garp visited with his family member Graeme Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Rochester, Zollie.
367.   Garp Noland turned 25. Donielle Noland gave birth to a girl named Donielle Lucine Noland, after Donielle Noland, of whom Garp Noland is the father. Garp Noland met two new people this year, Lorilyn Gilles and Reuben Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Garp this year. The settlements of Cumberland Gap and Rochester are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Cumberland Gap will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Rochester, Garp Noland now lives in Cumberland Gap.
368.   Donielle Noland gave birth to a girl named Lise Christal Noland, of whom Garp Noland is the father. Garp visited his friend Fonsie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 24 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Garp visited his aunt, Onlea Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Garp Noland met 13 new people this year: Anetta Zollie, Fonsie Gilles, Patel Guillermo, Nathalie Zollie, Krissie Gilles, Quint Zollie, Freida Zollie, Stephani Gilles, Constancy Zollie, Koralle Zollie, Amandie Zollie, Michal Gilles, and Amandy Gilles. Garp visited with his nephew Jeffry Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Garp reunited with his brother Ibrahim Gilles, who he hasn't seen since 16 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Garp visited with his friend Lemmie Noland, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Garp visited with his friend Mildrid Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Rochester, Zollie. Garp reunited with his sister Kassey Gilles, who he hasn't seen since 16 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Garp visited with his friend Ajai Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Garp visited with his nephew Sherlock Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Garp visited with his friend Marilin Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Rochester, Zollie. Garp visited with his friend Oliver Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Garp visited with his friend Fonsie Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Garp visited with his friend Lura Guillermo, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Rochester, Zollie. Garp visited with his friend Darwin Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Rochester, Zollie. Garp visited with his friend Nathalie Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Garp visited with his friend Rhoda Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Garp visited with his friend Huey Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Garp reunited with his sister Mead Zollie, who he hasn't seen since 16 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Garp visited with his friend Danika Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Rochester, Zollie. Garp visited with his friend Cam Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Garp Noland made 14 new friends this year: Amandy Gilles, Krissie Gilles, Michal Gilles, Stephani Gilles, Patel Guillermo, Lura Guillermo, Othello Guillermo, Kati Noland, Monroe Noland, Jeffry Zollie, Nathalie Zollie, Amandie Zollie, Ajai Zollie, and Freida Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Garp this year.
369.   Garp Noland's daughter, Lise Noland, died in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Garp Noland met one new person this year, Roby Guillermo. Garp Noland made 3 new friends this year: Malorie Gilles, Koralle Zollie, and Quint Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Garp this year.
370.   Garp Noland met two new people this year, Karia Noland and Mathilda Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Garp this year. Garp Noland is worrying about his father Oliver Noland, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Upper Arlington, Zollie.
371.   Garp Noland met one new person this year, Amandy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Garp this year.
372.   Garp Noland turned 30. Donielle Noland gave birth to a girl named Serena Etti Noland, of whom Garp Noland is the father. Garp Noland met two new people this year, Oliver Zollie and Denis Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Garp this year. Garp Noland is worrying about his father Oliver Noland, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Upper Arlington, Zollie.
373.   Garp visited his friend Amandy Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Garp Noland made 4 new friends this year: Roby Guillermo, Oliver Zollie, Anetta Zollie, and Constancy Zollie. Garp Noland is worrying about his father Oliver Noland, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Upper Arlington, Zollie.
374.   Garp Noland met 4 new people this year: Gavin Zollie, Teodoor Zollie, Idalina Zollie, and Mara Gilles. Garp just found out from Annelise Zollie that his father Oliver Noland died of natural causes in Upper Arlington, Zollie 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Rochester, Zollie. (Annelise had recently found this out from Ajai Zollie.) A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Garp this year.
375.   Donielle Noland gave birth to a boy named Garp Christoph Noland; he is named for his father Garp Padraig Noland. Garp Noland met two new people this year, Pierce Zollie and Parker Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Garp this year.
376.   Donielle Noland gave birth to a boy named Ibrahim Barclay Noland, after Ibrahim Gilles, of whom Garp Noland is the father. Garp Noland's son, Garp Noland, died in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Garp Noland's son, Ibrahim Noland, died in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Garp Noland met two new people this year, Oliver Zollie and Mike Zollie. Garp Noland made 3 new friends this year: Antonius Gilles, Teodoor Zollie, and Cristabel Zollie.
377.   Donielle Noland asked Garp Noland for a divorce, but Garp pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Garp Noland met two new people this year, Mara Gilles and Dwain Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Garp this year.
378.   Donielle Noland gave birth to a girl named Christal Therine Noland, after Christal Noland, of whom Garp Noland is the father. Garp Noland asked Donielle Noland for a divorce; Donielle Noland agreed to it. Garp Noland and Donielle Noland divorced after 15 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Garp Noland and Donielle Noland decided that Donielle will stay in their house, and Garp will move out. Garp Noland moved out of Prasun House in Cumberland Gap. Garp Noland moved into Noland House in Cumberland Gap. Garp Noland's daughter, Christal Noland, died in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Garp Noland met one new person this year, Arvie Noland. Garp Noland made 3 new friends this year: Denis Guillermo, Donielle Noland, and Oliver Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Garp this year.
379.   Garp visited his friend Rhoda Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 36 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Garp Noland made 3 new friends this year: Eimile Guillermo, Arvie Noland, and Mike Zollie.
380.   Garp visited his friend Faith Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in Rochester, Zollie. Garp Noland met 3 new people this year: Antonius Zollie, Anetta Zollie, and Bee Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Garp this year.
381.   Garp Noland married Marilin Zollie in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Marilin Zollie is now named Marilin Noland. Garp Noland met two new people this year, Gloria Zollie and Patel Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Garp this year.
382.   Garp Noland turned 40. Garp Noland met one new person this year, Antonius Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Garp this year. Garp Noland is worrying about his sister Kassey Gilles, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Monroeville, Zollie.
383.   Garp Noland met one new person this year, Dion Noland. Garp Noland made 3 new friends this year: Patel Guillermo, Dion Noland, and Gloria Zollie. Garp Noland is wondering about his sister Kassey Gilles, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Monroeville, Zollie.
384.   Garp Noland met one new person this year, Jo Guillermo. Garp Noland is worrying about his sister Kassey Gilles, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Monroeville, Zollie.
385.   Marilin Noland gave birth to a boy named Torre Sloan Noland, after Torre Gilles, of whom Garp Noland is the father. Garp Noland's brother, Ibrahim Gilles, killed 17-year-old Quint Zollie in self-defense in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, after the latter tried to murder him. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Garp this year. Garp Noland is worrying about his sister Kassey Gilles, who 6 years ago set out for a new life in Monroeville, Zollie.
386.   Garp Noland's daughter Donielle Noland married Reuven Noland in Melrose, Zollie. Garp Noland's son, Torre Noland, died in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Garp this year. Garp Noland is worrying about his sister Kassey Gilles, who 7 years ago set out for a new life in Monroeville, Zollie.
387.   Garp Noland's grandchild, named Rozella Noland, was born in the town of Melrose, Zollie; the child's mother is Garp's daughter, Donielle Noland. Garp Noland met two new people this year, Giraud Guillermo and Wiley Guillermo. Garp just found out from Mead Zollie that his sister Kassey Gilles died of natural causes in Monroeville, Zollie 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. (Mead had recently found this out from Ajai Zollie.) Garp just found out from Mead Zollie that one of his oldest friends, Annelise Zollie, was murdered in Monroeville, Zollie 5 years ago. Annelise and Garp first met 28 years ago in in Rochester, Zollie, but hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. (Mead had recently found this out from Ajai Zollie.) Garp just found out from Mead Zollie that one of his oldest friends, Lemmie Noland, died of natural causes in Monroeville, Zollie 6 years ago. Lemmie and Garp first met 40 years ago in in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, but hadn't seen each other since 16 years ago in in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. (Mead had recently found this out from Ajai Zollie.) Garp just found out from Dennis Noland that his brother Benson Gilles died of natural causes in Upper Arlington, Zollie 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 20 years ago in in Rochester, Zollie. (Dennis had recently found this out from Ibrahim Gilles.) Garp just found out from Dennis Noland that his family member Jeffry Guillermo died of natural causes in Upper Arlington, Zollie 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. (Dennis had recently found this out from Ibrahim Gilles.)
388.   Garp Noland's grandchild, named Jake Noland, was born in the town of Melrose, Zollie; the child's mother is Garp's daughter, Donielle Noland. Garp Noland met 8 new people this year: Ajai Zollie, Laurence Noland, Darrell Guillermo, Malorie Noland, Freddy Noland, Malorie Noland, Lin Noland, and Othelia Noland. Garp reunited with his brother Zachariah Noland, who he hasn't seen since 28 years ago in Rochester, Zollie. Garp reunited with his family member Herman Noland, who he hasn't seen since 13 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Garp Noland made 5 new friends this year: Malorie Noland, Othelia Noland, Lin Noland, Malorie Noland, and Freddy Noland.
389.   Garp Noland's grandchild, named Lynda Noland, was born in the town of Melrose, Zollie; the child's mother is Garp's daughter, Donielle Noland. Garp visited his friend Cam Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 45 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Garp visited his friend Freddy Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Garp visited his friend Nathalie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 46 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Garp Noland has fallen ill. Garp is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Hadley Gilles, Antonius Gilles, Ibrahim Gilles, Malorie Gilles, Cristabel Gilles, Patel Guillermo, Eimile Guillermo, Patel Guillermo, Dion Noland, Zachariah Noland, Malorie Noland, Serena Noland, Dennis Noland, Laurence Noland, Marilin Noland, Amandie Noland, Malorie Noland, Lin Noland, Othelia Noland, Monroe Noland, Herman Noland, Oliver Zollie, Jeffry Zollie, Antonius Zollie, Christal Zollie, Oliver Zollie, Sherlock Zollie, Anetta Zollie, Ajai Zollie, Amandy Zollie, Gloria Zollie, Darwin Zollie, Freida Zollie, Constancy Zollie, Ajai Zollie, Donielle Zollie, Hedy Zollie, Frederica Zollie, Mead Zollie, Oliver Zollie, and Mike Zollie. Garp Noland died in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 47 years old. Garp Noland was laid to rest in the Cumberland Gap cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
390.   Marilin Noland gave birth to a girl named Ainslie Lyssa Noland, after Ainslie Noland, of whom Garp Noland is the father.
392.   Garp Noland's grandchild, named Nessie Noland, was born in the town of Melrose, Zollie; the child's mother is Garp's daughter, Donielle Noland. Garp Noland's daughter Serena Noland married Mike Zollie in Cumberland Gap, Zollie.
393.   Garp Noland's grandchild, named Terrance Noland, was born in the town of Melrose, Zollie; the child's mother is Garp's daughter, Donielle Noland. Garp Noland's grandchild, named Werner Zollie, was born in the town of Cumberland Gap, Zollie; the child's mother is Garp's daughter, Serena Zollie.
394.   Garp Noland's grandchild, named Michal Zollie, was born in the town of Cumberland Gap, Zollie; the child's mother is Garp's daughter, Serena Zollie. Garp Noland's daughter Serena Zollie and Mike Zollie divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Serena Zollie and Mike Zollie decided that their children, Werner and Michal, will live with Serena. Garp Noland's daughter Serena Zollie married Mike Zollie in Cumberland Gap, Zollie.
396.   Garp Noland's grandchild, named Mike Zollie, was born in the town of Cumberland Gap, Zollie; the child's mother is Garp's daughter, Serena Zollie.
397.   Garp Noland's grandchild, named Robbie Zollie, was born in the town of Cumberland Gap, Zollie; the child's mother is Garp's daughter, Serena Zollie.
398.   Garp Noland's grandchild, named Serena Noland, was born in the town of Cumberland Gap, Zollie; the child's mother is Garp's daughter, Donielle Noland. Garp Noland's daughter Donielle Noland and Reuven Noland divorced after 12 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Reuven Noland and Donielle Noland decided that their children, Lynda and Serena, will live with Donielle.
399.   Garp Noland's grandchild, named Ibrahim Zollie, was born in the town of Cumberland Gap, Zollie; the child's mother is Garp's daughter, Serena Zollie.
401.   Garp Noland's daughter Donielle Noland married Vladamir Guillermo in Cumberland Gap, Zollie.
402.   Garp Noland's grandchild, named Vladamir Guillermo, was born in the town of Cumberland Gap, Zollie; the child's mother is Garp's daughter, Donielle Guillermo.
404.   Garp Noland's grandchild, named Olag Guillermo, was born in the town of Cumberland Gap, Zollie; the child's mother is Garp's daughter, Donielle Guillermo.
408.   Garp Noland's grandchild, named Juergen Zollie, was born in the town of St. Joseph, Zollie; the child's mother is Garp's daughter, Serena Zollie.