Narrative

379.   Ernie Weidar Zollie was born to Freida Zollie and Jeffry Zollie in the town of Monroeville, on the island of Zollie. He is named after his father's uncle, Ernie Zollie. 11 people came to meet Ernie Zollie for the first time this year: Freida Zollie, Jeffry Zollie, Brinkley Noland, Laurence Noland, Malorie Noland, Tammie Zollie, Zachariah Noland, Bennie Zollie, Sheilakathryn Zollie, Anetta Zollie, and Ernie Zollie. Ernie Zollie's brother, Bennie Zollie, died in Monroeville, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Athena Zollie people came to meet Ernie Zollie for the first time. Ernie Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Krysta Guillermo, Freddy Noland, and Tammie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ernie this year.
380.   Ernie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ernie Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Gavin Zollie, Danika Zollie, Athena Zollie, and Graeme Zollie.
381.   Ernie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ernie visited his aunt, Kassey Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ernie Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Malorie Noland, Hedy Zollie, Annelise Zollie, and Jeffry Zollie.
382.   Ernie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ernie Zollie's sister, Anetta Zollie, killed 53-year-old Annelise Zollie in self-defense in Monroeville, Zollie, after the latter tried to murder her.
383.   Ernie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Ernie Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Anetta Zollie, Stoddard Zollie, and Frederica Zollie.
384.   Ernie Zollie is now 5 years old. Ernie Zollie met 4 new people this year: Lynda Guillermo, Othello Guillermo, Chan Guillermo, and Faith Zollie. Ernie Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Lin Noland, Baily Noland, and Annetta Noland.
385.   Ernie Zollie's younger brother, Brant Zollie, was born in Monroeville. Ernie Zollie's brother, Brant Zollie, died in Monroeville, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Ernie Zollie met two new people this year, Jo Guillermo and Antonius Guillermo. Ernie Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Christal Guillermo, Lynda Guillermo, Othello Guillermo, Denis Guillermo, Chan Guillermo, Jake Noland, Brinkley Noland, Mildrid Zollie, Faith Zollie, and Fabio Zollie.
386.   Ernie Zollie met one new person this year, Feodora Zollie. Ernie Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Zachariah Noland, Laurence Noland, Othelia Noland, Freida Zollie, and Sheilakathryn Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ernie this year.
387.   Ernie Zollie met one new person this year, Ellwood Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ernie this year.
388.   Ernie Zollie's younger sister, Deloria Zollie, was born in Monroeville. Ernie Zollie met one new person this year, Amata Guillermo. Ernie Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Thibaud Guillermo, Antonius Guillermo, Roby Guillermo, and Jonny Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ernie this year.
389.   Ernie Zollie is now 10 years old. Ernie Zollie's sister, Deloria Zollie, died in Monroeville, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
390.   Ernie Zollie's younger sister, Kassey Zollie, was born in Monroeville. Ernie Zollie's sister, Kassey Zollie, died in Monroeville, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Ernie Zollie met one new person this year, Kingsley Guillermo.
392.   Ernie Zollie met two new people this year, Edin Noland and Rasla Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ernie this year.
393.   Ernie Zollie met one new person this year, Lynda Noland. Ernie Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Lynda Noland, Reuven Noland, and Donielle Noland.
394.   Ernie Zollie is now 15 years old. Ernie Zollie's younger sister, Dulsea Zollie, was born in Monroeville. Ernie Zollie met one new person this year, Krysta Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ernie this year.
395.   Ernie Zollie met two new people this year, Brunella Zollie and Georgia Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ernie this year.
396.   Ernie Zollie met one new person this year, Luke Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ernie this year.
397.   Ernie Zollie turned 18. Ernie Zollie married Faith Zollie in Monroeville, Zollie. Ernie Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Georgia Guillermo, Kingsley Guillermo, Kingsley Guillermo, and Sheilakathryn Noland.
398.   Faith Zollie gave birth to a boy named Eliott Richmond Zollie, of whom Ernie Zollie is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ernie this year.
399.   Ernie Zollie is now 20 years old. Faith Zollie gave birth to a boy named Bard Lemmie Zollie, of whom Ernie Zollie is the father. Ernie Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Trey Noland, Nathalie Zollie, and Eliott Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ernie this year.
400.   Faith Zollie gave birth to a girl named Sena Anetta Zollie, of whom Ernie Zollie is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ernie this year.
401.   Ernie Zollie's daughter, Sena Zollie, died in Monroeville, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Ernie visited with his family member Othelia Noland, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Monroeville, Zollie.
402.   Faith Zollie gave birth to a boy named Huey Toby Zollie, of whom Ernie Zollie is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ernie this year.
403.   Ernie Zollie's son, Huey Zollie, died in Monroeville, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Ernie Zollie met one new person this year, Fonsie Gilles.
404.   Ernie Zollie is now 25 years old. Ernie Zollie met one new person this year, Siddhartha Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ernie this year.
405.   Ernie is starting to pick up Monedusus. Ernie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Ernie Zollie met one new person this year, Harry Guillermo. Ernie just found out from Freida Zollie that his uncle Zachariah Noland died of disease in Cumberland Gap, Zollie 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Monroeville, Zollie. (Freida had recently found this out from Othello Guillermo.) Ernie visited with his family member Herman Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Monroeville, Zollie. Ernie Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Freida Noland, Beck Noland, Jeffry Noland, Bard Zollie, and Dulsea Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ernie this year.
406.   Ernie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Ernie Zollie met 4 new people this year: Bartlett Guillermo, Jordana Noland, Darius Guillermo, and Alonzo Guillermo.
407.   Ernie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Ernie visited his friend Othello Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in Monroeville, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Ernie Zollie met one new person this year, Matt Aldis.
408.   Ernie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Ernie Zollie met two new people this year, Lolita Guillermo and Ibrahim Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ernie this year.