Narrative

340.   Reuben Weidar Noland was born to Leiah Noland and Ulrich Noland in the town of Monroeville, on the island of Zollie. He is named after his great-grandfather, Reuben Noland. 7 people came to meet Reuben Noland for the first time this year: Ravil Noland, Ulrich Noland, Bell Noland, Reuben Noland, Leiah Noland, Frederica Noland, and Chevalier Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Reuben this year.
341.   Reuben is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
342.   Reuben is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Reuben Noland's younger brother, Monroe Noland, was born in Monroeville.
343.   Reuben is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
344.   Reuben has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Reuben Noland's younger sister, Freddy Noland, was born in Monroeville.
345.   Reuben Noland is now 5 years old.
346.   Reuben Noland's younger sister, Lin Noland, was born in Monroeville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Reuben this year.
347.   Reuben Noland made 3 new friends this year: Ravil Noland, Chevalier Noland, and Lin Noland.
348.   Reuben Noland's younger brother, Michail Noland, was born in Monroeville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Reuben this year.
350.   Reuben Noland turned 10.
351.   Reuben Noland's parents Ulrich Noland and Leiah Noland divorced after 17 years of marriage; they had 10 children together. Ulrich Noland and Leiah Noland decided that Ulrich will stay in their house, and Leiah will move out. Reuben Noland moved out of Noland House in Monroeville. Reuben Noland moved into Noland House in Monroeville. The settlements of Zollie River and Monroeville are consolidating; representatives from the towns have decided that Monroeville will absorb the rest.
352.   Reuben Noland met two new people this year, Mark Zollie and Jonny Zollie.
355.   Reuben Noland turned 15. Reuben Noland made 3 new friends this year: Kingsley Guillermo, Graeme Zollie, and Jonny Zollie.
356.   Reuben Noland decided to leave Monroeville; he will do so shortly. Reuben Noland moved out of Noland House in Monroeville. Reuben Noland is moving south from Wilderness of Zollie at a fast pace. Reuben Noland stopped in the wilderness 22 miles south of Monroeville.
357.   Reuben Noland is worrying about his brother Chevalier Noland, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Cumberland Gap, Zollie.
358.   Reuben Noland is now 18 years old. Reuben Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Zollie, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Reuben Noland is worrying about his brother Chevalier Noland, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Cumberland Gap, Zollie.
359.   Reuben Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Zollie, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Reuben Noland is worrying about his brother Chevalier Noland, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Cumberland Gap, Zollie.
360.   Reuben Noland is now 20 years old. Reuben Noland is worrying about his brother Chevalier Noland, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Cumberland Gap, Zollie.
361.   Reuben Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Zollie, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Reuben Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Zollie; he will do so shortly. Reuben Noland is moving south from Wilderness of Zollie at a swift pace. Reuben Noland traveled 3 miles south in the wilderness of Zollie. Reuben Noland is worrying about his brother Chevalier Noland, who 6 years ago set out for a new life in Cumberland Gap, Zollie.
362.   Reuben Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Zollie; he will do so shortly. Reuben Noland is moving south from Wilderness of Zollie at a brisk pace. Reuben Noland traveled 9 miles south in the wilderness of Zollie.
363.   Reuben Noland married Briney Noland in the wilderness of Zollie; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Zollie. Reuben Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Zollie, but his wife Briney Noland argued pleadingly against the idea; Reuben dropped the subject and will stay afterall. Reuben Noland met one new person this year, Briney Noland.
364.   Briney Noland gave birth to a girl named Briney Karita Noland, after Briney Noland, of whom Reuben Noland is the father. Reuben Noland and Briney Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Reuben Noland and Briney Noland decided that their child, Briney, will live with Briney. Reuben Noland and Briney Noland decided that Briney will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Zollie, and Reuben will leave. Reuben Noland's daughter, Briney Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Zollie from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Reuben Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Zollie; he will do so shortly. Reuben Noland is moving north from Wilderness of Zollie at a fast pace. Reuben Noland traveled 34 miles north in the wilderness of Zollie. Reuben Noland is worrying about his brother Chevalier Noland, who 9 years ago set out for a new life in Cumberland Gap, Zollie.
365.   Reuben Noland is now 25 years old. Reuben Noland's ex-wife, Briney Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Zollie of starvation; she was 24 years old. Reuben Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Zollie; he will do so shortly. Reuben Noland is moving north from Wilderness of Zollie at a brisk pace. Reuben Noland traveled 3 miles north in the wilderness of Zollie.
366.   Reuben Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Zollie, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Reuben Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Zollie; he will do so shortly. Reuben Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Zollie at a brisk pace. Reuben Noland traveled 28 miles west in the wilderness of Zollie. Reuben Noland met one new person this year, Meta Gilles. Reuben Noland is worrying about his brother Chevalier Noland, who 11 years ago set out for a new life in Cumberland Gap, Zollie.
367.   Reuben Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Zollie; he will do so shortly. Reuben Noland is moving south from Wilderness of Zollie at a brisk pace. Reuben Noland emerged from the wilderness, after traveling 33 miles south to Rochester. Reuben Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Rochester, Zollie, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Reuben Noland moved into Gilles House in Rochester. Reuben Noland met 12 new people this year: Jaynell Gilles, Kati Noland, Kingsley Guillermo, Kristopher Noland, Ag Noland, Donielle Noland, Christal Gilles, Christal Zollie, Dwain Gilles, Herman Noland, Donielle Noland, and Eimile Noland. Reuben just found out from Bell Noland that his father Ulrich Noland died of natural causes in Monroeville, Zollie 9 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Monroeville, Zollie. (Bell had recently found this out from Graeme Zollie.) Reuben just found out from Bell Noland that his mother Leiah Noland died of disease in Monroeville, Zollie 9 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Monroeville, Zollie. (Bell had recently found this out from Graeme Zollie.) Reuben just found out from Graeme Zollie that his sister Bell Zollie died of disease in Monroeville, Zollie 9 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Monroeville, Zollie. (Graeme had recently found this out from Graeme Zollie.) Reuben visited with his friend Graeme Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Monroeville, Zollie. Reuben Noland made 14 new friends this year: Dwain Gilles, Faith Gilles, Christal Gilles, Onlea Guillermo, Jeffry Guillermo, Dennis Noland, Donielle Noland, Garp Noland, Ag Noland, Kristopher Noland, Oliver Noland, Bell Noland, Kati Noland, and Christal Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Reuben this year. The settlements of Cumberland Gap and Rochester are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Cumberland Gap will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Rochester, Reuben Noland now lives in Cumberland Gap.
368.   Reuben visited his cousin, Onlea Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Reuben Noland met 18 new people this year: Patel Guillermo, Lura Guillermo, Faith Gilles, Lorilyn Gilles, Anetta Zollie, Nathalie Zollie, Fonsie Gilles, Krissie Gilles, Othello Guillermo, Ajai Zollie, Sherlock Zollie, Freida Zollie, Jeffry Zollie, Fonsie Gilles, Koralle Zollie, Michal Gilles, Pierce Zollie, and Stephani Gilles. Reuben reunited with his brother Monroe Noland, who he hasn't seen since 13 years ago in Monroeville, Zollie. Reuben Noland made 24 new friends this year: Ibrahim Gilles, Jaynell Gilles, Kassey Gilles, Mildrid Gilles, Michal Gilles, Hadley Gilles, Marilin Gilles, Fonsie Gilles, Kingsley Guillermo, Othello Guillermo, Patel Guillermo, Lura Guillermo, Donielle Noland, Eimile Noland, Jeffry Zollie, Nathalie Zollie, Ajai Zollie, Sherlock Zollie, Huey Zollie, Ajai Zollie, Pierce Zollie, Annelise Zollie, Darwin Zollie, and Mead Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Reuben this year.
369.   Reuben Noland met 5 new people this year: Malorie Gilles, Constancy Zollie, Antonius Gilles, Leontine Zollie, and Amandie Zollie. Reuben Noland made 7 new friends this year: Wilber Gilles, Krissie Gilles, Amandy Gilles, Malorie Gilles, Lorilyn Gilles, Rhoda Zollie, and Amandie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Reuben this year.
370.   Reuben Noland turned 30. Kristopher Noland attempted to murder Reuben Noland, but failed and was himself killed. Reuben Noland killed 16-year-old Kristopher Noland in self-defense in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, after the latter tried to murder him. Reuben Noland met 3 new people this year: Karia Noland, Roby Guillermo, and Cristabel Zollie. Reuben Noland made 7 new friends this year: Danika Aldis, Antonius Gilles, Roby Guillermo, Freida Zollie, Constancy Zollie, Koralle Zollie, and Quint Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Reuben this year.
371.   Reuben Noland met 3 new people this year: Oliver Zollie, Hadley Gilles, and Amandy Zollie. Reuben Noland made 3 new friends this year: Lemmie Noland, Nathalie Zollie, and Cam Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Reuben this year.
372.   Reuben Noland decided to leave Cumberland Gap; he will do so shortly. Reuben Noland moved out of Gilles House in Cumberland Gap. Reuben Noland is moving north from Wilderness of Zollie at a rapid pace. Reuben Noland stopped in the wilderness 35 miles north of Cumberland Gap. Reuben reunited with his brother Chevalier Noland, who he hasn't seen since 18 years ago in Monroeville, Zollie.
373.   Reuben Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Zollie, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Reuben Noland was murdered in the wilderness of Wilderness of Zollie by Donovan Noland; he was 33 years old. Since there is no one in the vicinity of where Reuben Noland died, he was not buried or given a gravestone.