Narrative

376.   Dwain Sherlock Zollie was born to Jaynell Zollie and Sherlock Zollie in the town of Cumberland Gap, on the island of Zollie. He is named after his uncle, Dwain Gilles. 28 people came to meet Dwain Zollie for the first time this year: Oliver Zollie, Antonius Gilles, Jeffry Zollie, Fonsie Gilles, Donielle Noland, Jaynell Zollie, Nathalie Zollie, Mead Zollie, Oliver Zollie, Sherlock Zollie, Cristabel Zollie, Anetta Zollie, Oliver Zollie, Amandie Zollie, Ag Noland, Annelise Zollie, Leontine Zollie, Constancy Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Christal Gilles, Cam Zollie, Amandy Zollie, Othello Guillermo, Quint Zollie, Teodoor Zollie, Nathalie Zollie, Freida Zollie, and Mike Zollie. Rhoda Zollie people came to meet Dwain Zollie for the first time. Dwain Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Annelise Zollie, Cristabel Zollie, and Leontine Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
377.   Dwain is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dwain Zollie's younger sister, Anetta Zollie, was born in Cumberland Gap. Dwain Zollie made 13 new friends this year: Fonsie Gilles, Mara Gilles, Othello Guillermo, Lura Guillermo, Monroe Noland, Anetta Zollie, Mead Zollie, Amandy Zollie, Jeffry Zollie, Darwin Zollie, Ajai Zollie, Constancy Zollie, and Cam Zollie.
378.   Dwain is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dwain Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Antonius Gilles, Malorie Gilles, Patel Guillermo, Denis Guillermo, Oliver Zollie, Ajai Zollie, Oliver Zollie, Sherlock Zollie, Oliver Zollie, and Quint Zollie.
379.   Dwain is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dwain Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Hadley Gilles, Serena Noland, Nathalie Zollie, and Marilin Zollie.
380.   Dwain has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Dwain Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Donielle Noland, Koralle Zollie, and Teodoor Zollie.
381.   Dwain Zollie turned 5. Dwain Zollie's younger brother, Joshua Zollie, was born in Cumberland Gap. Dwain Zollie's parents Sherlock Zollie and Jaynell Zollie divorced after 9 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Sherlock Zollie and Jaynell Zollie decided that Sherlock will stay in their house, and Jaynell will move out. Dwain Zollie moved out of Gilles House in Cumberland Gap. Dwain Zollie moved into Zollie House in Cumberland Gap. Dwain Zollie met one new person this year, Chan Guillermo.
382.   Dwain Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Roby Guillermo, Donielle Noland, Kati Noland, and Nathalie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
383.   Dwain Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Cumberland Gap. Jaynell Zollie stopped in the woods just outside Cumberland Gap.
384.   Jaynell Zollie is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Jaynell Zollie, Kati Noland, Anetta Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Teodoor Zollie, Joshua Zollie, Joshua Zollie, Teodoor Zollie, Anetta Zollie, and Dwain Zollie, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Zollie called Mount Juliet. Dwain Zollie moved into Zollie House in Mount Juliet.
386.   Dwain Zollie is now 10 years old.
388.   Dwain Zollie's father Sherlock Zollie married Constancy Zollie in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Dwain just found out from Teodoor Zollie that his family member Arvie Noland died in a freak accident in Cumberland Gap, Zollie 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. (Teodoor had recently found this out from Kati Noland.)
390.   Dwain Zollie met one new person this year, Ainslie Noland. Dwain just found out from Marilin Noland that his grandfather Cam Zollie died of natural causes in Cumberland Gap, Zollie 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. (Marilin had recently found this out from Marilin Noland.) Dwain just found out from Marilin Noland that his family member Cristabel Gilles died of disease in Cumberland Gap, Zollie 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. (Marilin had recently found this out from Marilin Noland.) A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
391.   Dwain Zollie turned 15.
393.   Leontine Zollie had a sexual liaison with Dwain Zollie.
394.   Dwain Zollie is now 18 years old. Leontine Zollie gave birth to a boy named Prasad Myron Zollie, of whom Dwain Zollie is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
396.   Dwain Zollie is now 20 years old. Dwain Zollie is thinking about leaving Mount Juliet, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
397.   Dwain Zollie married Kati Noland in Mount Juliet, Zollie. Kati Noland is now named Kati Zollie.
398.   Kati Zollie gave birth to a boy named Dwain Ibrahim Zollie; he is named for his father Dwain Sherlock Zollie. Dwain Zollie's son, Dwain Zollie, died in Mount Juliet, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
399.   Kati Zollie gave birth to a girl named Aviva Juliann Zollie, of whom Dwain Zollie is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
401.   Dwain Zollie turned 25. Dwain Zollie met one new person this year, Capt. Jefferey Noland. Dwain just found out from Teodoor Zollie that his grandmother Mead Zollie died of natural causes in Cumberland Gap, Zollie 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 19 years ago in in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. (Teodoor had recently found this out from Kati Zollie.)
403.   Dwain is starting to pick up Monedusus. Dwain is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
404.   Dwain is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
405.   Dwain is getting better at speaking Monedusus. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
406.   Dwain Zollie turned 30. Dwain is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kati Zollie gave birth to a boy named Andonis Adolph Zollie, of whom Dwain Zollie is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dwain this year.
407.   Dwain is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Kati Zollie gave birth to a boy named Haven Dwain Zollie, of whom Dwain Zollie is the father. Dwain Zollie's son, Haven Zollie, died in Mount Juliet, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
408.   Dwain is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dwain Zollie took his own life in Mount Juliet, Zollie; he was 32 years old. Dwain Zollie was laid to rest in the Mount Juliet cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.