Narrative

382.   Dion Ulrich Noland was born to Amandie Noland and Monroe Noland in the town of Cumberland Gap, on the island of Zollie. 18 people came to meet Dion Noland for the first time this year: Jaynell Zollie, Nathalie Zollie, Nathalie Zollie, Dwain Zollie, Oliver Zollie, Monroe Noland, Oliver Zollie, Serena Noland, Amandie Noland, Quint Zollie, Ajai Zollie, Joshua Zollie, Dion Noland, Oliver Zollie, Constancy Zollie, Anetta Zollie, Christal Guillermo, and Eimile Guillermo. Dion Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Patel Guillermo and Othello Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dion this year.
383.   Dion is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dion Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Chan Guillermo and Sherlock Zollie. Dion Noland made 17 new friends this year: Hadley Gilles, Antonius Gilles, Lura Guillermo, Denis Guillermo, Garp Noland, Monroe Noland, Serena Noland, Oliver Zollie, Oliver Zollie, Mike Zollie, Leontine Zollie, Cristabel Zollie, Amandy Zollie, Mead Zollie, Freida Zollie, Quint Zollie, and Cam Zollie.
384.   Dion is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dion Noland made 8 new friends this year: Malorie Gilles, Patel Guillermo, Dennis Noland, Ajai Zollie, Oliver Zollie, Sherlock Zollie, Koralle Zollie, and Darwin Zollie.
385.   Dion is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dion Noland's half-brother, Quint Zollie, was killed in Cumberland Gap, Zollie by Ibrahim Gilles, who was acting in self-defense; he was 17 years old. Dion Noland made 3 new friends this year: Eimile Guillermo, Jeffry Zollie, and Anetta Zollie.
386.   Dion has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Dion Noland made 3 new friends this year: Marilin Noland, Antonius Zollie, and Nathalie Zollie.
387.   Dion Noland turned 5. Dion Noland met 3 new people this year: Ainslie Zollie, Wiley Guillermo, and Amandy Noland.
388.   Dion Noland met one new person this year, Darrell Guillermo. Dion Noland made 8 new friends this year: Patel Guillermo, Amandy Noland, Malorie Noland, Zachariah Noland, Freddy Noland, Lin Noland, Ainslie Zollie, and Donielle Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dion this year.
389.   Dion Noland's younger sister, Trudey Noland, was born in Cumberland Gap. Dion visited his friend Cam Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion visited his aunt, Freddy Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dion visited his grandmother, Nathalie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dion visited his friend Garp Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion visited his friend Cristabel Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion visited his friend Amandy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion visited his friend Patel Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dion Noland made 5 new friends this year: Othelia Noland, Malorie Noland, Baily Noland, Ajai Zollie, and Christal Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dion this year.
390.   Dion Noland met one new person this year, Jonny Zollie. Dion Noland made 6 new friends this year: Rikki Noland, Amandie Noland, Laurence Noland, Jonny Zollie, Enriqueta Zollie, and Frederica Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dion this year.
391.   Dion Noland's younger brother, Kristos Noland, was born in Cumberland Gap. Dion visited his friend Ajai Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion visited his friend Malorie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion Noland met one new person this year, Glennis Gilles. Dion Noland made 5 new friends this year: Ibrahim Gilles, Darrell Guillermo, Roby Guillermo, Nathalie Zollie, and Violette Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dion this year.
392.   Dion Noland is now 10 years old. Dion Noland's brother, Kristos Noland, died in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dion this year.
393.   Dion is starting to pick up Monedusus. Dion is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
394.   Dion is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dion Noland met two new people this year, Werner Zollie and Michal Zollie. Dion Noland made 3 new friends this year: Lynda Guillermo, Thibaud Guillermo, and Werner Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dion this year.
395.   Dion is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dion Noland met 8 new people this year: Moss Vaclav, Lynda Noland, Jodi Vaclav, Ardelia Vaclav, Roby Vaclav, Kristopher Zollie, Hendrik Vaclav, and Capt. Jefferey Noland. Dion visited with his friend Donielle Noland, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Dion Noland made 11 new friends this year: Reuven Noland, Capt. Jefferey Noland, Lynda Noland, Donielle Noland, Roby Vaclav, Jodi Vaclav, Moss Vaclav, Violante Vaclav, Lorene Vaclav, Emory Vaclav, and Hendrik Vaclav.
396.   Dion is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dion visited his friend Mead Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion visited his friend Ibrahim Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion Noland met two new people this year, Marika Zollie and Mike Zollie. Dion Noland made 6 new friends this year: Vladamir Guillermo, Trudey Noland, Way Vaclav, Hendrik Vaclav, Michal Zollie, and Kirby Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dion this year.
397.   Dion Noland is now 15 years old. Dion is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dion Noland met two new people this year, Doralynn Gilles and Robbie Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dion this year.
398.   Dion is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dion Noland's younger sister, Eleni Noland, was born in Cumberland Gap. Dion Noland's sister, Eleni Noland, died in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dion this year.
399.   Dion is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dion visited his friend Donielle Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion Noland met one new person this year, Hendrik Vaclav. Dion just found out from Ajai Zollie that his family member Lin Noland was murdered in Docena, Zollie 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. (Ajai had recently found this out from Mildrid Gilles.) Dion Noland made 4 new friends this year: Mildrid Gilles, Doralynn Gilles, Herman Noland, and Kristopher Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dion this year.
400.   Dion Noland turned 18. Dion is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dion Noland's younger brother, Jeffry Noland, was born in Cumberland Gap. Dion Noland met two new people this year, Lura Zollie and Antonius Gilles. Dion Noland made 4 new friends this year: Antonius Gilles, Callida Noland, Hendrik Vaclav, and Leilah Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dion this year.
401.   Dion has become fluent in Monedusus. Dion Noland married Amandy Noland in Cumberland Gap, Zollie. Dion visited his friend Dennis Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion Noland met two new people this year, Ike Zollie and Cissy Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dion this year.
402.   Dion Noland turned 20. Amandy Noland gave birth to a girl named Austin Amandy Noland, of whom Dion Noland is the father. Dion visited his friend Darwin Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion visited his friend Zachariah Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. In Noland House, their home, Dion is attending to Monroe Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dion Noland's father, Monroe Noland, died in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 60 years old. Dion visited his friend Rikki Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion visited his friend Violante Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion visited his friend Lorene Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion visited his friend Doralynn Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dion visited his friend Hendrik Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dion visited his friend Callida Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dion visited his friend Michal Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. In Noland House, their home, Dion is attending to Austin Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dion Noland's daughter, Austin Noland, died in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, after showing symptoms of disease; she was not even a year old. Dion Noland met 3 new people this year: Leiah Zollie, Vladamir Guillermo, and Fonsie Gilles. Dion Noland made 3 new friends this year: Fonsie Gilles, Cissy Vaclav, and Mike Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dion this year.
403.   Dion Noland met one new person this year, Siddhartha Aldis.
404.   Amandy Noland gave birth to a boy named Ajai Antonius Noland, after Ajai Zollie, of whom Dion Noland is the father. Dion visited his friend Ajai Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion Noland met one new person this year, Olag Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dion this year.
405.   Dion visited his friend Donielle Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. Dion Noland made 4 new friends this year: Olag Guillermo, Jeffry Noland, Leiah Zollie, and Darwin Zollie.
406.   Dion visited his friend Jonny Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dion this year.
407.   Dion Noland is now 25 years old. Dion is starting to pick up Centrevillean. Dion is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Amandy Noland gave birth to a girl named Corabel Gloria Noland, of whom Dion Noland is the father. Dion Noland's daughter, Corabel Noland, died in Cumberland Gap, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Dion Noland met one new person this year, Diane Guillermo.
408.   Dion is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Dion Noland met one new person this year, Ginevra Zollie.