Narrative

311.   Mike Zelig Guillermo was born to Amandy Guillermo and Zelig Guillermo in the town of Becket, on the island of Melvin. He is named after his grandfather, Mike Guillermo. 11 people came to meet Mike Guillermo for the first time this year: Garp Guillermo, Ileane Guillermo, Zelig Guillermo, Osbourne Guillermo, Adele Guillermo, Sampson Guillermo, Amandy Guillermo, Mike Guillermo, Vernor Guillermo, Jo Guillermo, and Jackson Guillermo. Mike Guillermo's half-brother, Alwin Guillermo, murdered Caril Zollie in an act of revenge. Mike Guillermo's brother, Osbourne Guillermo, died in Becket, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
312.   Mike is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Mike Guillermo's parents Zelig Guillermo and Amandy Guillermo divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Zelig Guillermo and Amandy Guillermo decided that Amandy will stay in their house, and Zelig will move out. Mike Guillermo made 6 new friends this year: Grover Aldis, Lucine Gilles, Kenyon Gilles, Oona Gilles, Hazel Guillermo, and Guthrie Guillermo.
313.   Mike is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
314.   Mike is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
315.   Mike has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Mike Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Abdulkarim Guillermo, Jackson Guillermo, and Melicent Zollie.
316.   Mike Guillermo is now 5 years old.
317.   Mike Guillermo met one new person this year, Alix Zollie. Mike Guillermo made 9 new friends this year: Eyde Aldis, Garp Guillermo, Travis Guillermo, Vernor Guillermo, Wilbert Guillermo, Sampson Guillermo, Faith Guillermo, Salomo Zollie, and Annamarie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
318.   Mike Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Amandy Guillermo, Delcine Zollie, and Alix Zollie.
319.   In Vaclav House, their home, Mike is attending to Amandy Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike Guillermo's mother, Amandy Guillermo, died in Becket, Melvin, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 38 years old. Mike visited his friend Cordy Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Becket, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Guthrie Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Becket, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Shaun Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Becket, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Mike Guillermo has fallen ill. Mike is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Eyde Aldis, Garp Guillermo, Ileane Guillermo, Abdulkarim Guillermo, Vernor Guillermo, Hazel Guillermo, Josephus Guillermo, Wilbert Guillermo, Sampson Guillermo, Travis Guillermo, Faith Guillermo, Melicent Zollie, Salomo Zollie, Delcine Zollie, Annamarie Zollie, and Alix Zollie. Mike Guillermo died in Becket, Melvin, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 8 years old. Mike Guillermo was laid to rest in the Becket cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
321.   Mike Guillermo's father Zelig Guillermo married Carlee Zollie in the wilderness of Melvin; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Melvin, along with child Dwain Zollie.