Narrative

331.   Mike Skippy Zollie was born to Eyde Zollie and Skippy Zollie in the town of Riverside, on the island of Melvin. He is named after his grandfather, Mike Guillermo. 3 people came to meet Mike Zollie for the first time this year: Mike Zollie, Eyde Zollie, and Jerald Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Mike this year.
332.   Mike is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
333.   Mike is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
334.   Mike is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The settlements of Riverside and Scottsboro are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Riverside will absorb the other settlements.
335.   Mike has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
336.   Mike Zollie is now 5 years old.
341.   Mike Zollie is now 10 years old.
346.   Mike Zollie turned 15.
347.   Mike Zollie's father Skippy Zollie married Annamarie Zollie in Pickensville, Melvin.
349.   Mike Zollie is now 18 years old.
350.   Mike Zollie is thinking about leaving Riverside, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
351.   Mike Zollie is now 20 years old.
356.   Mike Zollie is now 25 years old.
359.   Mike Zollie is planning to move to a bigger town. Mike Zollie moved to New Braintree, 8 miles away from Riverside. Mike Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Riverside. Mike Zollie was told of an uninhabited house in New Braintree, Melvin, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Mike Zollie moved into Vaclav House in New Braintree. Mike Zollie met 7 new people this year: Kiele Gilles, Travis Guillermo, Morgan Guillermo, Brier Aldis, Travis Guillermo, Dody Gilles, and Chuck Guillermo. Mike Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Brier Aldis, Dody Gilles, Tessi Gilles, Elvera Guillermo, and Chuck Guillermo.
360.   Mike Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Hilliard Aldis, Amandy Guillermo, Ileane Guillermo, and Cindra Guillermo.
361.   Mike Zollie is now 30 years old. Mike Zollie married Dody Gilles in New Braintree, Melvin. Dody Gilles is now named Dody Zollie. Mike Zollie had an affair with Elvera Guillermo. Mike Zollie had an affair with Elvera Guillermo; Mike's wife, Dody Zollie, found out and is now contemplating divorce.
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363.   Mike Zollie met one new person this year, Barbaraanne Aldis. Mike Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Barbaraanne Aldis, Travis Guillermo, and Travis Guillermo.
364.   Mike visited his friend Ileane Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
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369.   Travis Guillermo is trying to gather up a group of people in New Braintree for an expedition on the Unfranked, which Travis Guillermo has agreed to lead. Mike Zollie accepted an invitation from Travis Guillermo to leave New Braintree on the Unfranked, but will have to consult family. Dody Zollie nervously agreed to go on the journey. Mike Zollie moved out of Vaclav House in New Braintree. Mike Zollie boarded the Unfranked from the port of New Braintree, Melvin. Travis Guillermo has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain, though Mike Zollie openly questions his ability. The Unfranked, under command of Capt. Travis Guillermo, has left the harbor at New Braintree, Melvin. The Unfranked sits motionless on the open sea, 171 miles off the coast of Bellefontaine. As an act of mutiny, Mike Zollie is going to attempt to murder Capt. Travis Guillermo, whose decision-making aboard the Unfranked has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Mike Zollie murdered 19-year-old Capt. Travis Guillermo at sea aboard the Unfranked as an act of mutiny. Mike Zollie has installed himself as the new captain of the Unfranked; he has never captained a ship before. As Capt. Mike Zollie's first order of business, he will immediately navigate the Unfranked toward the nearest island. The Unfranked is approaching the shores of New Waterford at full speed. Unfranked is now docked at Moose Pass, on New Waterford. Capt. Mike Zollie found an uninhabited house in Moose Pass, New Waterford, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Capt. Mike Zollie moved into Gilles House in Moose Pass. Capt. Mike Zollie met 9 new people this year: Peirce Jordan, Easton Jordan, Sofia Jordan, Stephan Jordan, Ettie Jordan, Giraud Jordan, Ezra Shumeet, Trevor Jordan, and Johnny Prasun. Capt. Mike Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Florina Aldis, Peirce Jordan, Sofia Jordan, Stephan Jordan, Barbaraanne Jordan, Easton Jordan, and Ezra Shumeet.
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371.   Capt. Mike Zollie is now 40 years old. Mike is starting to pick up Monedusus. Mike is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Capt. Mike Zollie met 5 new people this year: Zippy Vaclav, Antone Vaclav, Issy Zollie, Brent Aldis, and Skye Jordan. Capt. Mike Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Pavel Aldis, Brent Aldis, Skye Jordan, Giraud Jordan, Avivah Vaclav, and Issy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
372.   Mike is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dody Zollie had an affair with Chuck Guillermo; Dody's husband, Capt. Mike Zollie, did not find out. Capt. Mike Zollie met 3 new people this year: Kissee Vaclav, Valentina Vaclav, and Wallas Vaclav. Capt. Mike Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Kiele Gilles, Wallas Vaclav, and Zippy Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
373.   Mike is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Capt. Mike Zollie met one new person this year, Corliss Jordan.
374.   Mike is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Capt. Mike Zollie met two new people this year, Courtney Aldis and Faina Guillermo. Capt. Mike Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Faina Guillermo, Isidore Guillermo, and Trevor Jordan.
375.   Mike is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Capt. Mike Zollie met one new person this year, Benn Vaclav.
376.   Mike is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Capt. Mike Zollie met 4 new people this year: Sapphira Shumeet, Felita Prasun, Griselda Noland, and Storm Shumeet. Capt. Mike Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Courtney Aldis, Felita Prasun, Eduardo Prasun, Sapphira Shumeet, and Valentina Vaclav.
377.   Mike is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Mike visited his friend Florina Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Moose Pass, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time.
378.   Mike is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Capt. Mike Zollie met one new person this year, Merola Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
379.   Mike is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
380.   Mike is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Capt. Mike Zollie met two new people this year, Marin Guillermo and Chuck Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Mike this year.
381.   Capt. Mike Zollie is now 50 years old. Mike is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Capt. Mike Zollie asked Dody Zollie for a divorce; Dody Zollie agreed to it. Capt. Mike Zollie and Dody Zollie divorced after 20 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Capt. Mike Zollie and Dody Zollie decided that Dody will stay in their house, and Mike will move out. Capt. Mike Zollie moved out of Gilles House in Moose Pass. Capt. Mike Zollie moved into Zollie House in Moose Pass. Capt. Mike Zollie met two new people this year, Doreen Vaclav and Arvy Guillermo.
382.   Mike is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Capt. Mike Zollie met one new person this year, Tiphanie Guillermo.
383.   Mike has become fluent in Monedusus. Capt. Mike Zollie met 6 new people this year: Kevin Prasun, Beale Jordan, Corly Prasun, Love Vaclav, Mira Jordan, and Karmen Prasun. Capt. Mike Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Quent Jordan, Mira Jordan, Quent Jordan, Kevin Prasun, Corly Prasun, Rene Vaclav, and Love Vaclav.
384.   Capt. Mike Zollie met 3 new people this year: Cinda Jordan, Irvine Prasun, and Ortensia Vaclav.
385.   Capt. Mike Zollie met one new person this year, Perri Guillermo.
388.   Capt. Mike Zollie met one new person this year, Renee Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Mike this year.
389.   Capt. Mike Zollie met two new people this year, Capt. Ken Aldis and Ailina Vaclav.
390.   Capt. Mike Zollie met one new person this year, Pavel Vaclav.
391.   Capt. Mike Zollie is now 60 years old. Capt. Mike Zollie met one new person this year, Avivah Guillermo.
392.   Mike is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Eyde Zollie; they haven't seen each other since 34 years ago in in Riverside, Melvin. Mike is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Jerald Zollie; they haven't seen each other since 34 years ago in in Riverside, Melvin.
394.   Mira Jordan had an affair with Capt. Mike Zollie. Mira Jordan had an affair with Capt. Mike Zollie; Mira's husband, Quent Jordan, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Capt. Mike Zollie has fallen ill. Mike is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Brier Aldis, Capt. Ken Aldis, Chuck Guillermo, Avivah Guillermo, Chuck Guillermo, Avivah Guillermo, Valentina Jordan, Mira Jordan, Cinda Jordan, Quent Jordan, Quent Jordan, Benn Vaclav, Pavel Vaclav, Ailina Vaclav, and Issy Zollie. Capt. Mike Zollie died in Moose Pass, New Waterford, of natural causes; he was 63 years old. Capt. Mike Zollie was laid to rest in the Moose Pass cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.