Narrative

311.   Uli Darian Guillermo was born to Nixie Guillermo and Stuart Guillermo in the town of Pine Apple, on the island of Melvin. 16 people came to meet Uli Guillermo for the first time this year: Suki Gilles, Ambur Guillermo, Amandy Guillermo, Marin Aldis, Stuart Guillermo, Katey Aldis, Hazel Guillermo, Uli Guillermo, Gavra Guillermo, Trip Guillermo, Xerxes Guillermo, Lila Guillermo, Amandy Aldis, Gavra Guillermo, Nixie Guillermo, and Shurwood Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Uli this year.
312.   Uli is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Uli Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Katey Aldis, Alwin Guillermo, and Xerxes Guillermo.
313.   Uli is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Uli Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Quintus Aldis, Suki Gilles, and Lila Guillermo.
314.   Uli is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Uli Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Trip Guillermo, Nixie Guillermo, and Gavra Guillermo.
315.   Uli has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
316.   Uli Guillermo is now 5 years old. Uli Guillermo met two new people this year, Tymon Guillermo and Joyan Guillermo.
317.   Uli Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Amandy Aldis, Tudor Gilles, Doreen Guillermo, Marin Guillermo, and Kaari Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Uli this year.
318.   Uli Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Jo Guillermo, Stuart Guillermo, and Merill Guillermo.
319.   Uli visited his grandmother, Gavra Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Uli this year.
320.   Uli Guillermo's younger half-brother, Guthrie Vaclav, was born in the town of Pine Apple, on the island of Melvin. Uli Guillermo's half-brother, Guthrie Vaclav, died in Pine Apple, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Uli Guillermo met one new person this year, Rheta Guillermo. Uli Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Anatoly Aldis, Stuart Guillermo, Harmon Guillermo, Rheta Guillermo, and Mag Zollie.
321.   Uli Guillermo turned 10. Uli visited his grandfather, Harmon Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Uli this year.
322.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Uli this year.
323.   Uli visited his friend Anatoly Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Uli just found out from Harlan Gilles that his uncle Hazel Guillermo died of disease in Becket, Melvin 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Pine Apple, Melvin. (Harlan had recently found this out from Annamarie Zollie.) Uli Guillermo made 4 new friends this year: Harlan Gilles, Kent Guillermo, Anatole Guillermo, and Jeb Guillermo.
324.   Uli Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Ambur Guillermo, Jo Vaclav, and Velvet Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Uli this year.
325.   Uli Guillermo met 4 new people this year: Moreen Zollie, Alix Zollie, Bess Zollie, and Annamarie Zollie. Uli Guillermo made 4 new friends this year: Christy Guillermo, Salomo Zollie, Annamarie Zollie, and Alix Zollie.
326.   Uli Guillermo turned 15. Uli Guillermo's younger sister, Marlena Guillermo, was born in Pine Apple. Uli visited his friend Rheta Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Uli Guillermo's sister, Marlena Guillermo, died in Pine Apple, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Uli Guillermo met one new person this year, Winifield Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Uli this year.
327.   Uli Guillermo decided to leave Pine Apple; he will do so shortly. Uli Guillermo moved out of Guillermo House in Pine Apple. Uli Guillermo is moving west from Wilderness of Melvin at a brisk pace. Uli Guillermo stopped in the wilderness 9 miles west of Pine Apple.
328.   Uli Guillermo is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Melvin, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
329.   Uli Guillermo turned 18.
330.   Ileane Aldis had a sexual liaison with Uli Guillermo.
331.   Uli Guillermo turned 20. Ileane Aldis gave birth to a girl named Harriot Ambur Aldis, of whom Uli Guillermo is the father. Uli Guillermo met one new person this year, Bennie Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Uli this year.
332.   Uli Guillermo decided to leave Wilderness of Melvin; he will do so shortly. Uli Guillermo is moving north from Wilderness of Melvin at a swift pace. Uli Guillermo traveled 3 miles north in the wilderness of Melvin.
333.   Uli Guillermo decided to leave Wilderness of Melvin; he will do so shortly. Uli Guillermo is moving east from Wilderness of Melvin at a swift pace. Uli Guillermo traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Melvin. Uli Guillermo met two new people this year, Bob Guillermo and Lauri Guillermo.
334.   Uli Guillermo decided to leave Wilderness of Melvin; he will do so shortly. Uli Guillermo is moving west from Wilderness of Melvin at a fast pace. Uli Guillermo traveled 5 miles west in the wilderness of Melvin. Uli Guillermo met one new person this year, Josephus Guillermo. Uli just found out from Tudor Gilles that his family member Alwin Guillermo died in Pickensville, Melvin 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Pine Apple, Melvin. (Tudor had recently found this out from Tudor Gilles.) Uli just found out from Tudor Gilles that his family member Shurwood Guillermo died in Becket, Melvin 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Pine Apple, Melvin. (Tudor had recently found this out from Jo Vaclav.) Uli Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Ileane Guillermo, Lauri Guillermo, and Bob Guillermo.
335.   Uli Guillermo is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Uli Guillermo moved into Guillermo House in Bay. Josephus Guillermo, Uli Guillermo, Ileane Guillermo, Harriot Aldis, Bennie Guillermo, Evelina Guillermo, Ileane Guillermo, Harriot Aldis, and Evelina Guillermo, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Melvin called Bay.
336.   Uli Guillermo turned 25.
337.   Uli Guillermo met one new person this year, Reuben Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Uli this year.
339.   Uli Guillermo met one new person this year, Melisande Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Uli this year. The settlements of Colville and Bay are consolidating; representatives from the towns have decided that Bay will absorb the rest.
340.   Uli Guillermo met one new person this year, Ileane Guillermo.
341.   Uli Guillermo is now 30 years old. Uli Guillermo's father Stuart Guillermo married Kaari Guillermo in Pine Apple, Melvin.
342.   Uli Guillermo met 3 new people this year: Brana Gilles, Pembroke Gilles, and Rea Guillermo. Uli Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Tarrance Gilles, Brana Gilles, and Rea Guillermo.
343.   Uli Guillermo is thinking about leaving Bay, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
344.   Uli Guillermo met one new person this year, Eyde Aldis. Uli just found out from Eyde Aldis that his mother Nixie Guillermo died of natural causes in Pine Apple, Melvin 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Pine Apple, Melvin. (Eyde had recently found this out from Quintus Aldis.)
345.   Uli visited his friend Josephus Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in the wilderness of Melvin. Uli Guillermo has fallen ill. Uli is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Eyde Aldis, Harriot Aldis, Brana Gilles, Tarrance Gilles, Pembroke Gilles, Rea Guillermo, Ileane Guillermo, Bennie Guillermo, Melisande Guillermo, and Ileane Guillermo. Uli Guillermo died in Bay, Melvin, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 34 years old. Uli Guillermo was laid to rest in the Bay cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
349.   Uli Guillermo's daughter Harriot Aldis married Guthrie Aldis in Bay, Melvin.
350.   Uli Guillermo's grandchild, named Uli Aldis, was born in the town of Bay, Melvin; the child's mother is Uli's daughter, Harriot Aldis.
351.   Uli Guillermo's grandchild, named Goose Aldis, was born in the town of Bay, Melvin; the child's mother is Uli's daughter, Harriot Aldis.
353.   Uli Guillermo's grandchild, named Guthrie Aldis, was born in the town of Bay, Melvin; the child's mother is Uli's daughter, Harriot Aldis.