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319.   Stuart Barclay Guillermo was born to Marin Guillermo and Xerxes Guillermo in the town of Pine Apple, on the island of Melvin. He is named after his father's uncle, Stuart Guillermo. 21 people came to meet Stuart Guillermo for the first time this year: Stuart Guillermo, Trip Guillermo, Doreen Guillermo, Ambur Guillermo, Uli Guillermo, Quintus Aldis, Robin Guillermo, Kaari Vaclav, Stuart Guillermo, Merill Guillermo, Gavra Guillermo, Lila Guillermo, Xerxes Guillermo, Marin Guillermo, Jo Guillermo, Amandy Aldis, Shurwood Guillermo, Gavra Guillermo, Nixie Guillermo, Suki Gilles, and Amandy Guillermo. In Guillermo House, their home, Stuart is attending to Gavra Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stuart this year.
320.   Stuart is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Stuart Guillermo made 8 new friends this year: Amandy Aldis, Suki Gilles, Harmon Guillermo, Stuart Guillermo, Uli Guillermo, Trip Guillermo, Rheta Guillermo, and Nixie Guillermo.
321.   Stuart is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Stuart Guillermo's younger brother, Jeb Guillermo, was born in Pine Apple. Stuart visited his grandfather, Harmon Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
322.   Stuart is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Stuart Guillermo's younger brother, Anatole Guillermo, was born in Pine Apple. Stuart Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Marin Guillermo, Xerxes Guillermo, and Mag Zollie.
323.   Stuart has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
324.   Stuart Guillermo turned 5. Stuart Guillermo's younger sister, Christy Guillermo, was born in Pine Apple. Stuart Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Jo Guillermo, Velvet Vaclav, and Kaari Vaclav.
325.   Stuart Guillermo met 4 new people this year: Winifield Zollie, Bess Zollie, Moreen Zollie, and Jo Vaclav. Stuart Guillermo made 8 new friends this year: Ambur Guillermo, Shurwood Guillermo, Doreen Guillermo, Jo Vaclav, Bess Zollie, Salomo Zollie, Alix Zollie, and Annamarie Zollie.
326.   Stuart visited his friend Rheta Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stuart this year.
327.   Stuart Guillermo's younger brother, Max Guillermo, was born in Pine Apple. Stuart Guillermo's parents Xerxes Guillermo and Marin Guillermo divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Xerxes Guillermo and Marin Guillermo decided that Marin will stay in their house, and Xerxes will move out. Stuart Guillermo's brother, Max Guillermo, died in Pine Apple, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Stuart Guillermo met one new person this year, Valdemar Gilles.
328.   Marin Guillermo is planning to move to a bigger town. Marin Guillermo moved to Pickensville, 8 miles away from Pine Apple. Marin Guillermo found an uninhabited house in Pickensville, Melvin, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Stuart Guillermo moved out of Guillermo House in Pine Apple. Stuart Guillermo moved into Aldis House in Pickensville. Stuart Guillermo moved out of Aldis House in Pine Apple. Stuart Guillermo met 11 new people this year: Whitaker Zollie, Dallas Gilles, Winifield Zollie, Marlena Aldis, Herman Aldis, Oreste Aldis, Grover Aldis, Gabbi Aldis, Tobi Aldis, Skippy Zollie, and Faith Gilles. Stuart just found out from Marin Guillermo that his family member Shurwood Guillermo died in Becket, Melvin 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Pine Apple, Melvin. (Marin had recently found this out from Velvet Vaclav.) Stuart Guillermo made 15 new friends this year: Lennie Aldis, Herman Aldis, Grover Aldis, Guthrie Aldis, Ileane Aldis, Gretal Gilles, Tudor Gilles, Christabella Gilles, Cindra Gilles, Faith Gilles, Garp Guillermo, Robin Guillermo, Bernardo Zollie, Winifield Zollie, and Rheta Zollie.
329.   Stuart Guillermo turned 10. Stuart Guillermo moved into Aldis House in Pickensville. Stuart Guillermo met 5 new people this year: Amandy Guillermo, Jude Guillermo, Tessi Gilles, Carlo Guillermo, and Kaari Guillermo. Stuart Guillermo made 7 new friends this year: Shea Aldis, Web Gilles, Alwin Guillermo, Joyan Guillermo, Jude Guillermo, Amandy Guillermo, and Alyda Zollie.
330.   Stuart Guillermo moved out of Aldis House in Pickensville. Stuart Guillermo moved into Gilles House in Pickensville. Stuart Guillermo's mother Marin Guillermo married Valdemar Gilles in Pickensville, Melvin. Marin Guillermo is now named Marin Gilles. Stuart Guillermo met two new people this year, Elvera Guillermo and Janenna Guillermo. Stuart Guillermo made 6 new friends this year: Agustin Gilles, Valdemar Gilles, Anatole Guillermo, Rikki Guillermo, Carlo Guillermo, and Skippy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stuart this year.
331.   Valdemar Gilles is planning to move to a neighboring town. Valdemar Gilles moved to Bucyrus, 6 miles away from Pickensville. Valdemar Gilles is attempting to find an open lot in Bucyrus, Melvin, on which a house could be built. Stuart Guillermo moved out of Gilles House in Pickensville. Stuart Guillermo moved into Gilles House in Bucyrus. Stuart Guillermo met one new person this year, Zelig Guillermo.
332.   Stuart Guillermo's father Xerxes Guillermo married Janenna Aldis in Pine Apple, Melvin.
333.   Stuart Guillermo's younger half-sister, Alyda Gilles, was born in Bucyrus. Stuart Guillermo's parents Xerxes Guillermo and Janenna Guillermo divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Stuart Guillermo's half-sister, Alyda Gilles, died in Bucyrus, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
334.   Stuart Guillermo turned 15.
335.   Stuart Guillermo is thinking about leaving Bucyrus, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
336.   Stuart visited his friend Zelig Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
337.   Stuart Guillermo is now 18 years old. Stuart Guillermo decided to leave Bucyrus; he will do so shortly. Stuart Guillermo moved out of Gilles House in Bucyrus. Stuart Guillermo is moving west from Wilderness of Melvin at a rapid pace. Stuart Guillermo stopped in the woods just outside Bucyrus.
338.   Stuart Guillermo has made up his mind: he is going to leave Wilderness of Melvin, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Stuart Guillermo decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Pickensville. Stuart Guillermo found an uninhabited house in Pickensville, Melvin, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Stuart Guillermo moved into Gilles House in Pickensville. Stuart visited his friend Amandy Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Stuart Guillermo met 9 new people this year: Jelene Gilles, Herman Aldis, Beulah Aldis, Nixie Gilles, Hasty Zollie, Nealon Aldis, Carmina Aldis, Janos Guillermo, and Harmon Aldis. Stuart just found out from Jo Vaclav that his family member Jo Guillermo died of disease in Double Springs, Melvin 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 13 years ago in in Pine Apple, Melvin. (Jo had recently found this out from Thacher Aldis.) Stuart caught up with an old acquaintance, Winifield Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin. Stuart visited with his friend Annamarie Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin. Stuart visited with his friend Alix Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin. Stuart visited with his friend Bess Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin. Stuart visited with his friend Moreen Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin. Stuart Guillermo made 8 new friends this year: Nealon Aldis, Thacher Aldis, Harmon Aldis, Herta Gilles, Dallas Gilles, Arvy Guillermo, Barbaraanne Guillermo, and Hasty Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stuart this year.
339.   Stuart Guillermo is now 20 years old. Stuart Guillermo's father Xerxes Guillermo married Gavra Guillermo in Pine Apple, Melvin. Stuart Guillermo met one new person this year, Web Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stuart this year.
340.   Stuart Guillermo married Rheta Zollie in Pickensville, Melvin. Rheta Zollie is now named Rheta Guillermo. Rheta Guillermo had an affair with Stuart Guillermo; Rheta's husband, Stuart Guillermo, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Stuart Guillermo met 3 new people this year: Quintus Aldis, Arvy Gilles, and Rikki Guillermo. Stuart reunited with his grandfather Quintus Aldis, who he hasn't seen since 21 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin. Stuart Guillermo made 4 new friends this year: Herman Aldis, Carmina Aldis, Scarface Guillermo, and Janos Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stuart this year.
341.   Rheta Guillermo gave birth to a boy named Zelig Stuart Guillermo, after Zelig Guillermo, of whom Stuart Guillermo is the father. Stuart just found out from Quintus Aldis that his family member Suki Gilles died in Pine Apple, Melvin 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Pine Apple, Melvin. (Quintus had recently found this out from Lurleen Guillermo.) Stuart just found out from Quintus Aldis that his grandmother Nixie Guillermo died of natural causes in Pine Apple, Melvin 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Pine Apple, Melvin. (Quintus had recently found this out from Lurleen Guillermo.) Stuart visited with his friend Winifield Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Stuart this year.
342.   Rheta Guillermo gave birth to a girl named Nissy Clarisse Guillermo, after Nissy Guillermo, of whom Stuart Guillermo is the father. Stuart Guillermo's son, Zelig Guillermo, died in Pickensville, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Stuart Guillermo met 3 new people this year: Cloe Guillermo, Tommy Aldis, and Kelila Zollie. Stuart visited with his family member Marlena Guillermo, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Stuart visited with his friend Kent Guillermo, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin. Stuart visited with his friend Elvera Guillermo, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Stuart visited with his friend Salomo Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin. Stuart Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Abra Aldis, Jelene Gilles, Marlena Guillermo, Cloe Guillermo, and Elvera Guillermo.
343.   Rheta Guillermo gave birth to a girl named Paloma Janenna Guillermo, of whom Stuart Guillermo is the father. Stuart Guillermo's sister, Christy Guillermo, murdered 10-year-old Rahul Gilles in New Braintree, Melvin. Stuart Guillermo's sister, Christy Guillermo, killed 42-year-old Tudor Gilles in self-defense in New Braintree, Melvin, after the latter tried to murder her. This was her second victim. Stuart Guillermo's sister, Christy Guillermo, killed 56-year-old Valdemar Gilles in self-defense in New Braintree, Melvin, after the latter tried to murder her. This was her third victim. Stuart Guillermo decided to leave Pickensville, and his wife Rheta Guillermo didn't object; they will do so shortly. Stuart Guillermo's wife, Rheta Guillermo, and children, Nissy Guillermo, and Paloma Guillermo, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Stuart. Stuart Guillermo moved out of Gilles House in Pickensville. Stuart Guillermo is moving south from Wilderness of Melvin at a fast pace. Stuart Guillermo stopped in the wilderness 6 miles south of Pickensville. Stuart Guillermo was told of an uninhabited house in Shaker Heights, Melvin, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Stuart Guillermo moved into Gilles House in Shaker Heights. Stuart Guillermo met 9 new people this year: Bartolomei Aldis, Leigh Aldis, Ken Aldis, Ahmet Aldis, Sayer Aldis, Dove Aldis, Micah Aldis, Enrico Vaclav, and Wolfie Vaclav. Stuart Guillermo made 7 new friends this year: Leigh Aldis, Dove Aldis, Ken Aldis, Adele Aldis, Enrico Vaclav, Wolfie Vaclav, and Wolfie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stuart this year.
344.   Stuart Guillermo turned 25. Stuart Guillermo's brother, Jeb Guillermo, murdered 36-year-old Capt. Garp Guillermo at sea aboard the Signifier as an act of mutiny. Stuart just found out from Jeremias Vaclav that his family member Amandy Vaclav died in a freak accident in the wilderness of Melvin 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 17 years ago in in Pine Apple, Melvin. (Jeremias had recently found this out from Wolfie Vaclav.)
345.   Rheta Guillermo gave birth to a girl named Amandy Cissie Guillermo, after Amandy Guillermo, of whom Stuart Guillermo is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stuart this year. Stuart Guillermo is wondering about his grandfather Quintus Aldis, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Becket, Melvin.
346.   Stuart Guillermo met 4 new people this year: Dewitt Guillermo, Nixie Guillermo, Dimitry Guillermo, and Rudy Guillermo. Stuart visited with his family member Lila Guillermo, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin. Stuart reunited with his brother Robin Guillermo, who he hasn't seen since 13 years ago in Bucyrus, Melvin. Stuart Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Ahmet Aldis, Tania Guillermo, and Nixie Guillermo.
347.   Due to alarming rates of homelessness on Melvin, indicative of excessive population density on the island, Stuart Guillermo has decided to start building a ship in Shaker Heights, so that at least some of the displaced people of Melvin may soon be able to seek out more spacious lands. Stuart Guillermo started building a ship in Shaker Heights; it's about 20% completed. Rheta Guillermo gave birth to a girl named Nertie Mag Guillermo, of whom Stuart Guillermo is the father. Stuart Guillermo met two new people this year, Jessamine Aldis and Elisabetta Aldis. Stuart visited with his family member Letti Guillermo, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin. Stuart just found out from Letti Guillermo that his uncle Stuart Guillermo died of natural causes in Pine Apple, Melvin 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 20 years ago in in Pine Apple, Melvin. Stuart just found out from Letti Guillermo that his father Xerxes Guillermo died of natural causes in Pine Apple, Melvin 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 20 years ago in in Pine Apple, Melvin. Stuart Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Micah Aldis, Nissy Guillermo, and Letti Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stuart this year.
348.   Stuart Guillermo is continuing to build a ship in Shaker Heights; it's about 43% completed. Rheta Guillermo gave birth to a girl named Anneliese Velvet Guillermo, of whom Stuart Guillermo is the father. Stuart Guillermo's mother Marin Gilles married Jeremias Vaclav in Rodolphe Zollie, Bellefontaine. Marin Gilles is now named Marin Vaclav. Stuart Guillermo met 3 new people this year: Melli Zollie, Marianna Zollie, and Inesita Vaclav. Stuart just found out from Dian Aldis that his grandfather Quintus Aldis died of natural causes in Becket, Melvin 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. (Dian had recently found this out from Dian Aldis.) Stuart Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Stuart Aldis, Amandy Guillermo, Dimitry Guillermo, Inesita Vaclav, and Melli Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stuart this year.
349.   Stuart Guillermo turned 30. Stuart Guillermo is continuing to build a ship in Shaker Heights; it's about 69% completed. Stuart Guillermo met 3 new people this year: Dian Aldis, Carri Zollie, and Odysseus Aldis. Stuart Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Quintus Aldis, Odysseus Aldis, Dewitt Guillermo, Carri Zollie, and Marianna Zollie. Stuart Guillermo is wondering about his brother Capt. Jeb Guillermo, who, according to Thacher Aldis, left 6 years ago for a voyage on the Signifier and hasn't been heard from since. The settlements of Bucyrus, Parma, Shaker Heightsand Flat Rock are consolidating; since it's the oldest town and the cultural center of the area, Bucyrus will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Shaker Heights, Stuart Guillermo now lives in Bucyrus.
350.   Stuart Guillermo is continuing to build a ship in Bucyrus; it's about 91% completed. Stuart Guillermo moved to Bay, 8 miles away from Bucyrus. Stuart Guillermo moved out of Gilles House in Bucyrus. Stuart Guillermo found an uninhabited house in Bay, Melvin, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Stuart Guillermo moved into Aldis House in Bay. Stuart Guillermo met 6 new people this year: Rea Guillermo, Ileane Guillermo, Bearnard Guillermo, Brana Gilles, Harriot Aldis, and Melisande Guillermo. Stuart just found out from Bennie Guillermo that his uncle Uli Guillermo died of disease in Bay, Melvin 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in Pine Apple, Melvin. (Bennie had recently found this out from Bennie Guillermo.) Stuart visited with his friend Guthrie Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Stuart Guillermo made 6 new friends this year: Harriot Aldis, Brana Gilles, Rea Guillermo, Bearnard Guillermo, Bennie Guillermo, and Melisande Guillermo.
351.   Stuart Guillermo met two new people this year, Bert Vaclav and Dian Vaclav. Stuart visited with his friend Mag Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 24 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin. Stuart Guillermo made 7 new friends this year: Pembroke Gilles, Nertie Guillermo, Ileane Guillermo, Ileane Guillermo, Bert Vaclav, Dian Vaclav, and Baily Vaclav.
353.   Stuart Guillermo met 3 new people this year: Guthrie Aldis, Adele Vaclav, and Sheena Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stuart this year.
354.   Stuart Guillermo asked Rheta Guillermo for a divorce; Rheta pleaded for them to stay together, but Stuart insists on divorcing. Stuart Guillermo and Rheta Guillermo divorced after 14 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Stuart Guillermo and Rheta Guillermo decided that their children, Nissy, Paloma, Amandy, Nertie, and Anneliese, will live with Rheta. Stuart Guillermo and Rheta Guillermo decided that Rheta will stay in their house, and Stuart will move out. Stuart Guillermo moved out of Aldis House in Bay. Stuart Guillermo moved into Guillermo House in Bay. Stuart Guillermo met 4 new people this year: Morgan Guillermo, Wayne Vaclav, Kathye Vaclav, and Casandra Guillermo. Stuart visited with his friend Arvy Guillermo, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Stuart visited with his friend Elvera Guillermo, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stuart this year.
355.   Thacher Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Bay for an expedition on the Exportability, which Thacher Aldis has agreed to lead. Stuart Guillermo overenthusiastically accepted an invitation from Thacher Aldis to leave Bay on the Exportability. Stuart Guillermo moved out of Guillermo House in Bay. Stuart Guillermo boarded the Exportability from the port of Bay, Melvin. Thacher Aldis has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Exportability, under command of Capt. Thacher Aldis, has left the harbor at Bay, Melvin. The Exportability is heading N at three-quarter speed. Stuart Guillermo is worrying about his brother Capt. Jeb Guillermo, who, according to Capt. Thacher Aldis, left 12 years ago for a voyage on the Signifier and hasn't been heard from since.
356.   The Exportability is heading N at half-speed.
357.   The Exportability is heading E at quarter-speed.
358.   The Exportability is heading E at three-quarter speed. Stuart Guillermo's parents Jeremias Vaclav and Marin Vaclav divorced after 10 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Stuart Guillermo met two new people this year, Teddy Vaclav and Kathye Guillermo.
359.   Stuart Guillermo is now 40 years old. The Exportability is heading E at quarter-speed. Stuart Guillermo met two new people this year, Wolfie Vaclav and Suki Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Stuart this year.
360.   The Exportability is heading E at quarter-speed. The Exportability sank 373 miles off the coast of Diomede; there were 28 people aboard. Stuart Guillermo drowned in the open ocean after the Exportability was shipwrecked; he was 41 years old.