Narrative

334.   Bert Brier Vaclav was born to Mag Vaclav and Baily Vaclav in the town of Pine Apple, on the island of Melvin. 3 people came to meet Bert Vaclav for the first time this year: Mag Vaclav, Baily Vaclav, and Bert Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bert this year.
335.   Bert is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bert Vaclav's younger brother, Fraser Vaclav, was born in Pine Apple.
336.   Bert is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bert Vaclav's younger brother, Graehme Vaclav, was born in Pine Apple. Bert Vaclav's brother, Fraser Vaclav, died in Pine Apple, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Bert Vaclav's brother, Graehme Vaclav, died in Pine Apple, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Bert Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Trip Guillermo, Xerxes Guillermo, and Letti Guillermo.
337.   Bert is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Bert Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Germaine Guillermo, Kaari Guillermo, and Mag Vaclav.
338.   Bert has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
339.   Bert Vaclav turned 5.
342.   Bert visited her friend Xerxes Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time.
344.   Bert Vaclav turned 10. Bert Vaclav's younger sister, Dian Vaclav, was born in Pine Apple. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bert this year.
346.   Baily Vaclav is planning to move to a bigger town. Bert visited her friend Stuart Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Baily Vaclav moved to Pickensville, 8 miles away from Pine Apple. Baily Vaclav caught word of an uninhabited house in Pickensville, Melvin, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Bert Vaclav moved out of Guillermo House in Pine Apple. Bert Vaclav moved into Vaclav House in Pickensville. Bert Vaclav moved out of Vaclav House in Pine Apple. Bert Vaclav met 18 new people this year: Rikki Guillermo, Janos Guillermo, Barbaraanne Zollie, Kelila Zollie, Gabbi Aldis, Tommy Aldis, Melli Zollie, Arvy Gilles, Carri Zollie, Web Gilles, Web Aldis, Rik Aldis, Barbaraanne Aldis, Annamarie Zollie, Annamarie Aldis, Elisabetta Aldis, Rikki Aldis, and Jelene Gilles. Bert Vaclav made 38 new friends this year: Barbaraanne Aldis, Lennie Aldis, Web Aldis, Harmon Aldis, Tommy Aldis, Ramon Aldis, Elisabetta Aldis, Rikki Aldis, Bess Aldis, Annamarie Aldis, Rik Aldis, Jelene Gilles, Christabella Gilles, Denni Gilles, Web Gilles, Agustin Gilles, Arvy Guillermo, Cloe Guillermo, Elvera Guillermo, Carlo Guillermo, Scarface Guillermo, Lurleen Guillermo, Janos Guillermo, Cindra Guillermo, Dian Vaclav, Velvet Vaclav, Wolfie Vaclav, Inesita Vaclav, Teddy Vaclav, Melli Zollie, Bernardo Zollie, Skippy Zollie, Annamarie Zollie, Barbaraanne Zollie, Kelila Zollie, Hasty Zollie, Moreen Zollie, and Alix Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bert this year.
347.   Bert Vaclav's younger brother, Zollie Vaclav, was born in the town of Pickensville, on the island of Melvin. Bert visited her friend Agustin Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bert visited her cousin, Ramon Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bert Vaclav moved into Vaclav House in Pickensville. Bert Vaclav met 8 new people this year: Meris Zollie, Zelig Aldis, Rudy Guillermo, Oona Guillermo, Dewitt Guillermo, Nathanil Aldis, Dimitry Guillermo, and Nixie Guillermo. Bert Vaclav made 13 new friends this year: Gabbi Aldis, Zelig Aldis, Thacher Aldis, Arvy Gilles, Rikki Guillermo, Faith Guillermo, Rudy Guillermo, Dewitt Guillermo, Dimitry Guillermo, Nixie Guillermo, Robin Guillermo, Carri Zollie, and Marianna Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bert this year.
348.   Bert visited her friend Skippy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bert Vaclav's brother, Zollie Vaclav, died in Pickensville, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Bert Vaclav met one new person this year, Jessamine Aldis. Bert Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Jessamine Aldis, Nathanil Aldis, Shea Aldis, and Kent Guillermo.
349.   Bert Vaclav turned 15. Bert Vaclav's younger sister, Sheena Vaclav, was born in Pickensville. Bert visited her friend Annamarie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bert this year.
350.   Bert Vaclav met two new people this year, Winifield Aldis and Winifield Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bert this year.
351.   Baily Vaclav moved to neighboring Bay, a mile away from Pickensville. Baily Vaclav heard about an uninhabited house in Bay, Melvin, called Guillermo House, that could be resided in. Bert Vaclav moved out of Vaclav House in Pickensville. Bert Vaclav moved into Guillermo House in Bay. Bert Vaclav moved out of Guillermo House in Pickensville. Bert Vaclav met 11 new people this year: Nertie Guillermo, Nissy Guillermo, Amandy Guillermo, Uli Aldis, Bearnard Guillermo, Brana Gilles, Eyde Aldis, Rea Guillermo, Melisande Guillermo, Anneliese Guillermo, and Goose Aldis. Bert Vaclav made 17 new friends this year: Eyde Aldis, Uli Aldis, Harriot Aldis, Guthrie Aldis, Brana Gilles, Amandy Guillermo, Nissy Guillermo, Rheta Guillermo, Marlena Guillermo, Paloma Guillermo, Rea Guillermo, Stuart Guillermo, Bearnard Guillermo, Ileane Guillermo, Melisande Guillermo, Anneliese Guillermo, and Sheena Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bert this year.
352.   Bert Vaclav turned 18. Bert visited her friend Eyde Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bert Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Ileane Guillermo, Thacher Aldis, and Pembroke Gilles. Bert Vaclav made 5 new friends this year: Lila Aldis, Thacher Aldis, Pembroke Gilles, Nertie Guillermo, and Ileane Guillermo.
354.   Bert Vaclav is now 20 years old. Bert Vaclav met 4 new people this year: Guthrie Aldis, Wayne Vaclav, Casandra Guillermo, and Jerrold Vaclav. Bert Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Guthrie Aldis, Bennie Guillermo, Kathye Vaclav, and Wayne Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bert this year.
355.   Thacher Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Bay for an expedition on the Exportability, which Thacher Aldis has agreed to lead. Bert Vaclav accepted an invitation from Thacher Aldis to leave Bay on the Exportability. Bert Vaclav's parents Baily Vaclav and Mag Vaclav divorced after 22 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Bert Vaclav moved out of Guillermo House in Bay. Bert Vaclav boarded the Exportability from the port of Bay, Melvin. Thacher Aldis has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Exportability, under command of Capt. Thacher Aldis, has left the harbor at Bay, Melvin. The Exportability is heading N at three-quarter speed. Bert Vaclav met one new person this year, Adele Vaclav.
356.   The Exportability is heading N at half-speed.
357.   The Exportability is heading E at quarter-speed. Bert Vaclav's mother Mag Vaclav married Praneetf Aldis in Bay, Melvin. Mag Vaclav is now named Mag Aldis. Bert Vaclav met one new person this year, Wolfie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bert this year.
358.   The Exportability is heading E at three-quarter speed. Bert Vaclav met one new person this year, Teddy Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bert this year.
359.   Bert Vaclav turned 25. The Exportability is heading E at quarter-speed. Bert Vaclav's father Baily Vaclav married Lila Aldis on the Exportability; they now share quarters aboard the Exportability, along with children Nixie Guillermo, Rudy Guillermo, and Amandy Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bert this year.
360.   The Exportability is heading E at quarter-speed. The Exportability sank 373 miles off the coast of Diomede; there were 28 people aboard. Bert Vaclav's father, Baily Vaclav, drowned in the open ocean after the Exportability was shipwrecked; he was 45 years old. Bert Vaclav drowned in the open ocean after the Exportability was shipwrecked; she was 26 years old.