Narrative

330.   Hasty Adrien Zollie was born to Annamarie Zollie and Salomo Zollie in the town of Pine Apple, on the island of Melvin. 9 people came to meet Hasty Zollie for the first time this year: Bess Zollie, Salomo Zollie, Winifield Zollie, Brier Vaclav, Alix Zollie, Mag Zollie, Annamarie Zollie, Moreen Zollie, and Hasty Zollie. Hasty Zollie's younger half-sister, Kikelia Guillermo, was born in the town of Pine Apple, on the island of Melvin. Hasty Zollie's half-sister, Kikelia Guillermo, died in Pine Apple, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
331.   Hasty is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Salomo Zollie is planning to move to a bigger town. Salomo Zollie moved to Pickensville, 8 miles away from Pine Apple. Salomo Zollie was told of an uninhabited house in Pickensville, Melvin, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Hasty Zollie moved out of Guillermo House in Pine Apple. Hasty Zollie moved into Zollie House in Pickensville. Hasty Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Pine Apple. Hannis Gilles people came to meet Hasty Zollie for the first time. Hasty Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Guthrie Aldis, Shea Aldis, Tobi Aldis, Christabella Gilles, Amandy Guillermo, Faith Guillermo, Winifield Zollie, Salomo Zollie, and Rheta Zollie.
332.   Hasty is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Hasty Zollie's father, Salomo Zollie, murdered Grover Aldis in an act of revenge. Hasty Zollie moved into Zollie House in Pickensville. Hasty Zollie made 13 new friends this year: Lennie Aldis, Marlena Aldis, Guthrie Aldis, Beulah Aldis, Ileane Aldis, Tudor Gilles, Dallas Gilles, Kelila Guillermo, Rikki Guillermo, Barbaraanne Guillermo, Jo Vaclav, Bernardo Zollie, and Alyda Zollie.
333.   Hasty is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Hasty Zollie's parents Annamarie Zollie and Salomo Zollie divorced after 22 years of marriage; they had 8 children together. Annamarie Zollie and Salomo Zollie decided that Salomo will stay in their house, and Annamarie will move out. Hasty Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Pickensville. Hasty Zollie moved into Zollie House in Pickensville. Hasty Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Web Gilles, Gretal Gilles, Amandy Guillermo, and Velvet Vaclav.
334.   Hasty has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Hasty Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Herman Aldis, Carlo Guillermo, Joyan Guillermo, and Wolfie Vaclav.
335.   Hasty Zollie is now 5 years old. Hasty Zollie met 3 new people this year: Abra Aldis, Arvy Guillermo, and Nealon Aldis. Hasty Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Cindra Gilles, Christy Guillermo, and Annamarie Zollie.
336.   Hasty Zollie met 3 new people this year: Nixie Gilles, Jelene Gilles, and Carmina Aldis. Hasty Zollie made 11 new friends this year: Abra Aldis, Thacher Aldis, Carmina Aldis, Marin Gilles, Jelene Gilles, Valdemar Gilles, Jeb Guillermo, Lila Guillermo, Arvy Guillermo, Anatole Guillermo, and Winifield Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
337.   Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Janos Guillermo. Hasty Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Harmon Aldis, Nixie Gilles, Herta Gilles, Garp Guillermo, Robin Guillermo, Amandy Vaclav, and Bess Zollie.
338.   Hasty visited his friend Amandy Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Herman Aldis. Hasty Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Nealon Aldis, Stuart Guillermo, and Alix Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
339.   Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Arvy Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
340.   Hasty Zollie is now 10 years old. Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Quintus Aldis. Hasty Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Dian Aldis, Herman Aldis, Arvy Gilles, and Janos Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
341.   Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Web Aldis. Hasty Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Quintus Aldis, Rikki Guillermo, Lurleen Guillermo, and Scarface Guillermo.
342.   Hasty Zollie's father Salomo Zollie married Kelila Guillermo in New Braintree, Melvin. Hasty Zollie met 4 new people this year: Tommy Aldis, Cloe Guillermo, Nissy Guillermo, and Elvera Guillermo. Hasty Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Tommy Aldis, Kent Guillermo, and Cloe Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
343.   Hasty Zollie's father, Salomo Zollie, was murdered in Pickensville, Melvin by Herta Gilles; he was 53 years old. Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Barbaraanne Aldis. Hasty Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Ramon Aldis, Denni Gilles, Agustin Gilles, and Elvera Guillermo.
344.   Hasty visited his friend Jo Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Eileen Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
345.   Hasty Zollie turned 15. Hasty Zollie met two new people this year, Gabbi Aldis and Thacher Aldis. Hasty just found out from Wolfie Vaclav that his family member Valdemar Gilles was murdered in New Braintree, Melvin 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. (Wolfie had recently found this out from Kiele Gilles.) Hasty just found out from Wolfie Vaclav that his family member Tudor Gilles was murdered in New Braintree, Melvin 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. (Wolfie had recently found this out from Kiele Gilles.) Hasty just found out from Skippy Zollie that his family member Rahul Gilles was murdered in New Braintree, Melvin 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. (Skippy had recently found this out from Tessi Gilles.) Hasty visited with his family member Skippy Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Hasty Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Zelig Aldis, Web Aldis, and Thacher Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
346.   Hasty Zollie met 6 new people this year: Dian Vaclav, Baily Vaclav, Taffy Guillermo, Elisabetta Aldis, Rik Aldis, and Bert Vaclav. Hasty visited with his family member Mag Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin. Hasty Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Annamarie Aldis, Taffy Guillermo, Inesita Vaclav, Bert Vaclav, Teddy Vaclav, Baily Vaclav, and Skippy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
347.   Hasty Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Pickensville. Hasty Zollie moved into Gilles House in Pickensville. Hasty Zollie's mother Annamarie Zollie married Skippy Zollie in Pickensville, Melvin. Hasty visited his friend Agustin Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hasty visited his friend Ramon Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hasty Zollie met 5 new people this year: Dewitt Guillermo, Nixie Guillermo, Oona Guillermo, Dimitry Guillermo, and Amandy Guillermo. Hasty Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Gabbi Aldis, Dimitry Guillermo, Nixie Guillermo, and Marianna Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
348.   Hasty Zollie is now 18 years old. In Gilles House, their home, Hasty is attending to Skippy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hasty just found out from Velvet Vaclav that his family member Tarrance Gilles died of disease in Bay, Melvin 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 13 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. (Velvet had recently found this out from Kent Guillermo.) Hasty Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Nathanil Aldis, Jessamine Aldis, and Mag Vaclav.
349.   In Gilles House, their home, Hasty is attending to Annamarie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hasty Zollie's mother, Annamarie Zollie, died in Pickensville, Melvin, of natural causes; she was 68 years old. Hasty Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Elisabetta Aldis, Samuel Vaclav, and Dian Vaclav.
350.   Hasty Zollie is now 20 years old. Hasty Zollie met 3 new people this year: Winifield Guillermo, Sheena Vaclav, and Henrie Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
351.   Hasty Zollie met 5 new people this year: Sayer Aldis, Leigh Aldis, Bartolomei Aldis, Ahmet Aldis, and Micah Aldis. Hasty Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Bartolomei Aldis, Sayer Aldis, Adele Aldis, Ahmet Aldis, Leigh Aldis, Eliott Aldis, Rik Aldis, and Melli Zollie.
352.   Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Ainslie Vaclav. Hasty visited with his friend Wolfie Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 22 years ago in Pine Apple, Melvin. Hasty Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Micah Aldis, Wolfie Vaclav, and Ainslie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
353.   Hasty Zollie married Denni Gilles in Pickensville, Melvin. Denni Gilles is now named Denni Zollie. Hasty Zollie met 3 new people this year: Mariellen Aldis, Stuart Aldis, and Joyan Aldis. Hasty Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Lucine Aldis, Mariellen Aldis, Winifield Aldis, Stuart Aldis, and Jemimah Guillermo.
354.   Hasty Zollie and Denni Zollie divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Hasty Zollie and Denni Zollie decided that Denni will stay in their house, and Hasty will move out. Hasty Zollie moved out of Gilles House in Pickensville. Hasty Zollie moved into Zollie House in Pickensville. Hasty visited his friend Jelene Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Hasty visited his friend Arvy Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Hasty visited his nephew, Rik Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hasty visited his niece, Melli Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hasty visited his friend Bartolomei Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hasty visited his friend Inesita Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Hasty visited his friend Lucine Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Sherlock Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
355.   Hasty Zollie turned 25.
356.   Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Ania Guillermo.
357.   Denni Vaclav had an affair with Hasty Zollie. Denni Vaclav had an affair with Hasty Zollie; Denni's husband, Wolfie Vaclav, did not find out. Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Morgan Guillermo. Hasty just found out from Bess Aldis that his niece Claribel Guillermo died in Bay, Melvin 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 2 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. (Bess had recently found this out from Morgan Guillermo.)
358.   Hasty visited his cousin, Velvet Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Henrie Guillermo.
360.   Hasty Zollie is now 30 years old. Hasty visited his cousin, Web Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
362.   Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Elvera Aldis.
363.   Hasty visited his friend Janos Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 26 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin, where they meet now for the last time. Hasty Zollie met 5 new people this year: Shep Aldis, Rikki Guillermo, Udall Guillermo, Ileane Aldis, and Herman Aldis. Hasty visited with his friend Carmina Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Hasty Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Herman Aldis, Henrie Guillermo, Rikki Guillermo, and Germaine Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
364.   Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Si Guillermo. Hasty Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Ileane Aldis, Elvera Aldis, and Udall Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
365.   Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Stormy Aldis. Hasty caught up with an old acquaintance, Oona Guillermo, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Hasty visited with his friend Lurleen Guillermo, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin.
366.   Zelig Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Pickensville for an expedition on the Timberjack, which Zelig Aldis has agreed to lead. Hasty Zollie vehemently declined an invitation from Zelig Aldis to leave Pickensville on the Timberjack, due to considerations of Zelig Aldis's inexperience as a ship captain.
367.   Hasty Zollie has made up his mind: he is going to leave Pickensville, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Hasty Zollie decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Rehobeth. Hasty Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Pickensville. Hasty Zollie found an uninhabited house in Rehobeth, Melvin, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Hasty Zollie moved into Zollie House in Rehobeth. Hasty Zollie met 12 new people this year: Clarita Gilles, Clareta Gilles, Trudy Gilles, Brant Gilles, Roch Noland, Elisha Gilles, Paddy Gilles, Adrian Vaclav, Spense Gilles, Dennie Noland, Hogan Gilles, and Ara Gilles. Hasty just found out from Robin Guillermo that his family member Bernardo Zollie died in Bay, Melvin 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 21 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. (Robin had recently found this out from Ileane Guillermo.) Hasty Zollie made 13 new friends this year: Clarita Gilles, Jehanna Gilles, Trudy Gilles, Clareta Gilles, Brant Gilles, Paddy Gilles, Eulalie Gilles, Elisha Gilles, Enrichetta Gilles, Olle Gilles, Roch Noland, Dennie Noland, and Adrian Vaclav.
368.   Hasty Zollie married Roch Noland in Rehobeth, Melvin. Roch Noland is now named Roch Zollie. Hasty Zollie met 4 new people this year: Emalee Gilles, Jephthah Gilles, Clarita Gilles, and Corrina Gilles. Hasty Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Jephthah Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Ara Gilles, and Spense Gilles.
369.   Hasty just found out from Wolfie Vaclav that one of his oldest friends, Christabella Aldis, died in Pickensville, Melvin 2 years ago. Christabella and Hasty first met 38 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin, but hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. (Wolfie had recently found this out from Sandye Aldis.) Hasty visited with his friend Eileen Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 24 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Hasty visited with his family member Marlena Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 25 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Hasty visited with his friend Samuel Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Hasty Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Marena Gilles, Corrina Gilles, Hogan Gilles, and Eileen Vaclav.
370.   Hasty Zollie is now 40 years old. Roch Zollie had an affair with Adrian Vaclav; Roch's husband, Hasty Zollie, did not find out. Hasty Zollie met one new person this year, Carmina Vaclav.
371.   Hasty Zollie met two new people this year, Adrian Vaclav and Barnard Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
372.   Hasty Zollie met 4 new people this year: Sigrid Guillermo, Bear Guillermo, Guthrie Noland, and Taber Gilles. Hasty visited with his friend Taffy Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 25 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Hasty Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Sigrid Guillermo, Bear Guillermo, Guthrie Noland, and Adrian Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
373.   Hasty Zollie and Roch Zollie divorced after 5 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Hasty Zollie and Roch Zollie decided that Hasty will stay in their house, and Roch will move out. Roch Zollie and Hasty Zollie have fallen for each other again and are going to give marriage another shot. Hasty Zollie married Roch Zollie in Rehobeth, Melvin. Hasty Zollie met 5 new people this year: Alane Gilles, Marin Aldis, Jesus Vaclav, Marin Gilles, and Salman Gilles. Hasty visited with his friend Nixie Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 34 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Hasty visited with his family member Arlo Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 40 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Hasty Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Hilliard Aldis, Gustaf Aldis, Marin Aldis, Salman Gilles, Arlo Gilles, Marin Gilles, and Jesus Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
374.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
375.   Hasty Zollie met 3 new people this year: Melisande Gilles, Barry Gilles, and Nils Gilles. Hasty just found out from Melisande Gilles that his nephew Henrie Guillermo was murdered in Minneapolis, Melvin 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. (Melisande had recently found this out from Ileane Guillermo.) Hasty Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Melisande Gilles, Nils Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, and Barry Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hasty this year.
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377.   Hasty Zollie took his own life in Rehobeth, Melvin; he was 47 years old. Hasty Zollie was laid to rest in the Rehobeth cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.