Narrative

326.   Bob Adrien Guillermo was born to Rikki Guillermo and Jude Guillermo in the town of Marblehead, on the island of Melvin. 6 people came to meet Bob Guillermo for the first time this year: Lauri Guillermo, Tarrance Gilles, Herta Gilles, Jude Guillermo, Bob Guillermo, and Rikki Guillermo. Bob Guillermo's parents Jude Guillermo and Rikki Guillermo divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Jude Guillermo and Rikki Guillermo decided that Rikki will stay in their house, and Jude will move out. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bob this year.
327.   Bob is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
328.   Bob is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
329.   Bob is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
330.   Bob has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Bob Guillermo's father, Jude Guillermo, murdered 69-year-old Whitaker Zollie in Pickensville, Melvin.
331.   Bob Guillermo is now 5 years old. Bob Guillermo's father Jude Guillermo married Faith Gilles in Pickensville, Melvin.
333.   Rikki Guillermo stopped in the wilderness 8 miles east of Marblehead. Bob Guillermo moved out of Guillermo House in Marblehead.
334.   Bob Guillermo's mother Rikki Guillermo married Bearnard Zollie in the wilderness of Melvin; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Melvin, along with children Lauri Guillermo and Bob Guillermo. Rikki Guillermo is now named Rikki Zollie. Bearnard Zollie traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Melvin. Bob Guillermo met 8 new people this year: Kelila Guillermo, Marlena Aldis, Cloe Guillermo, Elvera Guillermo, Arlo Gilles, Hannis Gilles, Wilbert Guillermo, and Rahul Gilles. Bob just found out from Rikki Zollie that his father Jude Guillermo was murdered in Pickensville, Melvin 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Marblehead, Melvin. (Rikki had recently found this out from Hannis Gilles.) Bob Guillermo made 7 new friends this year: Marlena Aldis, Oreste Aldis, Gabbi Aldis, Tudor Gilles, Tessi Gilles, Arlo Gilles, and Uli Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bob this year.
335.   Bearnard Zollie is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Bob Guillermo moved into Zollie House in New Braintree. Bob Guillermo moved out of Zollie House in Wilderness of Melvin. Kelila Guillermo, Tudor Gilles, Rikki Zollie, Marlena Aldis, Bob Guillermo, Elvera Guillermo, Oreste Aldis, Tessi Gilles, Arlo Gilles, Gabbi Aldis, Cloe Guillermo, Hannis Gilles, Rahul Gilles, Bearnard Zollie, Wilbert Guillermo, Lauri Guillermo, Gretal Gilles, Elvera Guillermo, Cloe Guillermo, Gretal Gilles, Hannis Gilles, Marlena Aldis, Oreste Aldis, Tessi Gilles, Arlo Gilles, Gabbi Aldis, Rahul Gilles, Rikki Zollie, Lauri Guillermo, and Bob Guillermo, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Melvin called New Braintree. The settlements of New Braintree, Marblehead, Zollieville, and Pleasant Groves are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, New Braintree will absorb the other settlements.
336.   Bob Guillermo is now 10 years old.
337.   Bob Guillermo's younger half-sister, Sigrid Zollie, was born in New Braintree. Bob Guillermo met two new people this year, Lethia Guillermo and Wayne Aldis. Bob Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Gretal Gilles, Kelila Guillermo, and Bearnard Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bob this year.
338.   Bob Guillermo made 4 new friends this year: Wayne Aldis, Harriot Guillermo, Ambur Guillermo, and Elvera Guillermo.
339.   Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Amandy Guillermo.
340.   Bob Guillermo met 5 new people this year: Valdemar Gilles, Marin Gilles, Salomo Zollie, Wilbert Guillermo, and Nixie Gilles. Bob Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Valdemar Gilles, Nixie Gilles, Lethia Guillermo, Lurleen Guillermo, and Cloe Guillermo.
341.   Bob Guillermo is now 15 years old. Bob Guillermo met 3 new people this year: Lucine Vaclav, Dody Gilles, and Garp Gilles. Bob Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Garp Gilles, Amandy Guillermo, Christy Guillermo, Jeremias Vaclav, and Lucine Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bob this year.
342.   Bob Guillermo met 4 new people this year: Gabbi Aldis, Arlene Vaclav, Thacher Aldis, and Cindra Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bob this year.
343.   Bob Guillermo's half-sister, Herta Gilles, murdered 53-year-old Salomo Zollie in Pickensville, Melvin. Bob Guillermo met two new people this year, Kiele Gilles and Wolfie Vaclav. Bob Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Cindra Aldis, Thacher Aldis, and Travis Guillermo.
344.   Bob Guillermo turned 18. In Zollie House, their home, Bob is attending to Bearnard Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Web Aldis. Bob Guillermo made 8 new friends this year: Gabbi Aldis, Web Aldis, Thacher Aldis, Marin Gilles, Anatole Guillermo, Wolfie Vaclav, Winifield Zollie, and Sigrid Zollie.
345.   Bob Guillermo is thinking about leaving New Braintree, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
346.   Bob Guillermo turned 20.
347.   Jeremias Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in New Braintree for an expedition on the Eisegetical, which Jeremias Vaclav has agreed to lead. Bob Guillermo enthusiastically accepted an invitation from Jeremias Vaclav to leave New Braintree on the Eisegetical. Bob Guillermo moved out of Zollie House in New Braintree. Bob Guillermo boarded the Eisegetical from the port of New Braintree, Melvin. The group about to board the Eisegetical has decided that, rather than Jeremias Vaclav naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Anatole Guillermo's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Eisegetical, under command of Capt. Anatole Guillermo, has left the harbor at New Braintree, Melvin. The Eisegetical is heading W at quarter-speed.
348.   The Eisegetical is heading W at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Eisegetical have spotted land. The Eisegetical is approaching the island of Bellefontaine. Eisegetical is now docked at Rodolphe Zollie, on Bellefontaine. Bob Guillermo was told of an uninhabited house in Rodolphe Zollie, Bellefontaine, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Bob Guillermo moved into Gilles House in Rodolphe Zollie. Bob Guillermo is thinking about leaving Rodolphe Zollie, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Bob Guillermo met two new people this year, Marco Vaclav and Peirce Vaclav. Bob Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Goldarina Vaclav, Peirce Vaclav, and Bret Vaclav.
349.   Bob Guillermo met two new people this year, Cam Vaclav and Clarice Vaclav.
350.   Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Anatole Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bob this year.
351.   Bob Guillermo turned 25. Wayne Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Rodolphe Zollie for an expedition on the Eisegetical, which Capt. Anatole Guillermo has agreed to lead. Bob Guillermo hesitantly accepted an invitation from Wayne Aldis to leave Rodolphe Zollie on the Eisegetical. Bob Guillermo moved out of Gilles House in Rodolphe Zollie. Bob Guillermo boarded the Eisegetical from the port of Rodolphe Zollie, Bellefontaine. Capt. Anatole Guillermo has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Eisegetical, under command of Capt. Anatole Guillermo, has left the harbor at Rodolphe Zollie, Bellefontaine. The Eisegetical is heading W at full-speed. Bob Guillermo murdered 44-year-old Colbert Vaclav at sea aboard the Eisegetical.
352.   The Eisegetical sits motionless on the open sea, 211 miles off the coast of Vonore. Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Colbert Vaclav.
353.   The Eisegetical is heading W at quarter-speed. The crew of the Eisegetical have spotted land. The Eisegetical is approaching an apparently uninhabited island. Bob Guillermo is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Bob Guillermo moved into Guillermo House in Algood. A new island was discovered by the crew of Eisegetical. They call it Guillermo, for Capt. Anatole Guillermo. On it, they have founded a port called Algood.
355.   Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Marlena Guillermo.
356.   Bob Guillermo is now 30 years old. Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Siana Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bob this year.
358.   Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Muriel Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Bob this year.
359.   Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Silvanus Guillermo.
360.   Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Muriel Guillermo.
361.   Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Jaime Guillermo.
362.   Bob visited his mother, Rikki Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bob Guillermo's mother, Rikki Zollie, died in Algood, Guillermo, of natural causes; she was 80 years old.
364.   Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Webster Guillermo.
366.   Bob Guillermo turned 40. Bob Guillermo is second-guessing his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of Melvin; there are no potential mates in Algood, Guillermo, and Bob is lonely.
372.   Bob Guillermo is second-guessing his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of Melvin; there are no potential mates in Algood, Guillermo, and Bob is lonely.
373.   Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Jaime Vaclav.
374.   Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Dalton Vaclav.
375.   Bob Guillermo regrets his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of Melvin; there are no potential mates in Algood, Guillermo, and Bob is lonely.
376.   Bob Guillermo turned 50.
377.   Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Elden Vaclav.
378.   Bob Guillermo regrets his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of Melvin; there are no potential mates in Algood, Guillermo, and Bob is lonely. Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Colbert Vaclav.
380.   Bob visited his friend Capt. Anatole Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 36 years ago in New Braintree, Melvin.
381.   Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Jaime Vaclav.
382.   Bob Guillermo regrets his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of Melvin; there are no potential mates in Algood, Guillermo, and Bob is lonely.
386.   Bob Guillermo turned 60.
387.   Bob Guillermo regrets his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of Melvin; there are no potential mates in Algood, Guillermo, and Bob is lonely. Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Augustin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bob this year.
388.   Bob Guillermo is second-guessing his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of Melvin; there are no potential mates in Algood, Guillermo, and Bob is lonely. Bob is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Herta Gilles; they haven't seen each other since 56 years ago in in Marblehead, Melvin. Bob is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Jude Guillermo; they haven't seen each other since 60 years ago in in Marblehead, Melvin. Bob is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, Jude Zollie; they last saw each other 38 years ago in in Rodolphe Zollie, Bellefontaine. Bob is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Lauri Aldis; they haven't seen each other since 38 years ago in in Rodolphe Zollie, Bellefontaine. Bob is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Rikki Zollie; they haven't seen each other since 26 years ago in in Algood, Guillermo. Bob is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Garp Gilles; they last saw each other 42 years ago in in New Braintree, Melvin. Bob is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, Sigrid Gilles; they haven't seen each other since 42 years ago in in New Braintree, Melvin. Bob is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Tarrance Gilles; they haven't seen each other since 57 years ago in in Marblehead, Melvin. Bob is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Winifield Zollie; they last saw each other 38 years ago in in Rodolphe Zollie, Bellefontaine.
389.   Bob is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Lurleen Aldis; they last saw each other 49 years ago in in New Braintree, Melvin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Bob this year. Bob is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Capt. Anatole Guillermo; they first met 45 years ago in in New Braintree, Melvin, but hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Algood, Guillermo. Bob is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Wayne Aldis; they last saw each other 39 years ago in in Rodolphe Zollie, Bellefontaine.
390.   Bob Guillermo is second-guessing his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of Melvin; there are no potential mates in Algood, Guillermo, and Bob is lonely. Bob visited his friend Christy Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 50 years ago in New Braintree, Melvin. Bob is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Lethia Guillermo; they last saw each other 40 years ago in in Rodolphe Zollie, Bellefontaine. Bob is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Lia Zollie; they last saw each other 40 years ago in in Rodolphe Zollie, Bellefontaine.
391.   Bob is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Kent Guillermo; they last saw each other 50 years ago in in New Braintree, Melvin.
392.   Bob Guillermo is lamenting his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of Melvin; there are no potential mates in Algood, Guillermo, and Bob is lonely.
394.   Bob Guillermo regrets his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of Melvin; there are no potential mates in Algood, Guillermo, and Bob is lonely.
395.   Bob visited his friend Colbert Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Algood, Guillermo, where they meet now for the last time. Bob Guillermo met one new person this year, Jaime Vaclav.
396.   Bob Guillermo turned 70.
397.   Bob Guillermo is second-guessing his decision to leave the cozy comforts of his home island of Melvin; there are no potential mates in Algood, Guillermo, and Bob is lonely. Bob Guillermo has fallen ill. Bob is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Gabbi Guillermo, Webster Guillermo, Muriel Vaclav, Michel Vaclav, Jaime Vaclav, Colbert Vaclav, Elden Vaclav, Lisa Vaclav, and Jaime Vaclav. Bob Guillermo died in Algood, Guillermo, of natural causes; he was 71 years old. Bob Guillermo was laid to rest in the Algood cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.