Narrative

277.   Taffy Maritsa Guillermo was born to Lethia Guillermo and Kent Guillermo in the town of Pickensville, on the island of Melvin. 12 people came to meet Taffy Guillermo for the first time this year: Kelila Guillermo, Jeb Guillermo, Nixie Aldis, Zelig Guillermo, Kent Guillermo, Suki Guillermo, Jackquelin Guillermo, Lethia Guillermo, Petunia Gilles, Nixie Guillermo, Mike Guillermo, and Taffy Guillermo. Taffy Guillermo's mother, Lethia Guillermo, died in Pickensville, Melvin, after a freak accident; she was 24 years old. Wilden Aldis people came to meet Taffy Guillermo for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Taffy this year.
278.   Taffy is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Taffy Guillermo made 10 new friends this year: Gabriella Aldis, Laurens Aldis, Wyn Aldis, Valene Aldis, Cordy Aldis, Alvin Gilles, Rona Gilles, Christy Gilles, Mike Guillermo, and Marleah Zollie.
279.   Taffy is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Taffy Guillermo made 9 new friends this year: Nixie Aldis, Wilden Aldis, Beulah Gilles, Janenna Gilles, Angelique Gilles, Amandy Guillermo, Zelig Guillermo, Hanford Vaclav, and Judye Zollie.
280.   Taffy is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Taffy Guillermo's father Kent Guillermo married Kaari Aldis in Pickensville, Melvin. Taffy visited her friend Marleah Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Taffy Guillermo made 11 new friends this year: Lizzie Aldis, Arlene Gilles, Zorana Gilles, Katey Gilles, Suki Guillermo, Carmina Guillermo, Rikki Melvin, Nixie Zollie, Filbert Zollie, Margot Zollie, and Alyda Zollie.
281.   Taffy has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Taffy Guillermo's younger half-sister, Cosetta Guillermo, was born in Pickensville. Taffy Guillermo made 4 new friends this year: Gus Aldis, Jeb Guillermo, Kent Guillermo, and Faith Zollie.
282.   Taffy Guillermo turned 5. Taffy Guillermo's younger half-sister, Barbaraanne Zollie, was born in the town of Pickensville, on the island of Melvin. Taffy Guillermo's younger half-brother, Sargent Guillermo, was born in Pickensville. Taffy Guillermo's half-sister, Cosetta Guillermo, died in Pickensville, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Taffy Guillermo's half-brother, Sargent Guillermo, died in Pickensville, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Taffy Guillermo met 5 new people this year: Grover Aldis, Marshal Zollie, Onida Melvin, Skippy Zollie, and Bearnard Zollie. Taffy Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Arvy Aldis, Maura Gilles, Kenyon Gilles, Tybalt Zollie, and Gabbi Zollie.
283.   Taffy Guillermo met one new person this year, Quintus Aldis. Taffy Guillermo made 4 new friends this year: Grover Aldis, Grethel Gilles, Capt. Whitaker Zollie, and Winifield Zollie.
284.   Taffy Guillermo met two new people this year, Cameo Zollie and Kaile Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Taffy this year.
285.   Taffy Guillermo's younger half-brother, Ford Guillermo, was born in Pickensville. Taffy Guillermo met two new people this year, Roderic Aldis and Eyde Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Taffy this year.
286.   Taffy Guillermo's half-brother, Ford Guillermo, died in Pickensville, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Taffy Guillermo met two new people this year, Sander Zollie and Velvet Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Taffy this year.
287.   Taffy Guillermo turned 10. Taffy Guillermo met 3 new people this year: Valdemar Gilles, Caril Zollie, and Odysseus Zollie. Taffy Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Roderic Aldis, Kaari Guillermo, Sander Zollie, Velvet Zollie, and Skippy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Taffy this year.
288.   Taffy Guillermo moved out of Guillermo House in Pickensville. Kent Guillermo stopped in the wilderness 5 miles east of Pickensville.
289.   Taffy Guillermo met one new person this year, Dominique Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Taffy this year.
290.   Kent Guillermo is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Taffy Guillermo moved into Guillermo House in Scottsboro. Taffy Guillermo moved out of Guillermo House in Wilderness of Melvin. Kelila Guillermo, Taffy Guillermo, Zelig Guillermo, Dominique Guillermo, Jackquelin Guillermo, Kent Guillermo, Janenna Guillermo, Kaari Guillermo, Janenna Guillermo, Dominique Guillermo, Jackquelin Guillermo, Kaari Guillermo, Taffy Guillermo, and Kelila Guillermo, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Melvin called Scottsboro.
291.   Taffy Guillermo's younger half-sister, Raf Guillermo, was born in Scottsboro. Taffy Guillermo's half-sister, Raf Guillermo, died in Scottsboro, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
292.   Taffy Guillermo is now 15 years old. Taffy Guillermo met one new person this year, Nissy Guillermo.
293.   Taffy Guillermo's younger half-brother, Jude Guillermo, was born in Scottsboro. Taffy Guillermo met two new people this year, Clarisse Guillermo and Alwin Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Taffy this year.
294.   Taffy Guillermo's parents Kaari Guillermo and Kent Guillermo divorced after 14 years of marriage; they had 5 children together.
295.   Taffy Guillermo is now 18 years old.
297.   Taffy Guillermo turned 20. Taffy Guillermo has made up her mind: she is going to leave Scottsboro, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
299.   Taffy Guillermo has made up her mind: she is going to leave Scottsboro, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
300.   Taffy Guillermo's younger half-sister, Shea Guillermo, was born in the town of Scottsboro, on the island of Melvin. Taffy Guillermo is thinking about leaving Scottsboro, where she is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Taffy this year.
302.   Taffy Guillermo turned 25. Taffy Guillermo is thinking about leaving Scottsboro, where she is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
303.   Taffy Guillermo is thinking about leaving Scottsboro, where she is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
305.   Taffy Guillermo is thinking about leaving Scottsboro, where she is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
306.   Taffy Guillermo is thinking about leaving Scottsboro, where she is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Taffy Guillermo's father Kent Guillermo married Jackquelin Guillermo in Scottsboro, Melvin.
307.   Taffy Guillermo is now 30 years old. Taffy Guillermo's younger half-brother, Kent Guillermo, was born in Scottsboro. Taffy Guillermo is thinking about leaving Scottsboro, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
308.   Taffy Guillermo's younger half-brother, Kent Guillermo, was born in Scottsboro. Taffy Guillermo has made up her mind: she is going to leave Scottsboro, where she is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Taffy Guillermo's half-brother, Kent Guillermo, died in Scottsboro, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
309.   Taffy Guillermo's younger half-sister, Joyan Guillermo, was born in Scottsboro. Taffy Guillermo is thinking about leaving Scottsboro, where she is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Taffy Guillermo's half-sister, Joyan Guillermo, died in Scottsboro, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
310.   Taffy Guillermo's younger half-sister, Lurleen Guillermo, was born in Scottsboro. Taffy Guillermo is thinking about leaving Scottsboro, where she is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
311.   Taffy Guillermo's younger half-sister, Rosmunda Guillermo, was born in Scottsboro. Taffy Guillermo has made up her mind: she is going to leave Scottsboro, where she is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Taffy this year.
312.   Taffy Guillermo is thinking about leaving Scottsboro, where she is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Taffy Guillermo's half-sister, Rosmunda Guillermo, died in Scottsboro, Melvin, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
316.   Taffy Guillermo's parents Kent Guillermo and Jackquelin Guillermo divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 5 children together.
317.   Taffy Guillermo is now 40 years old. Taffy Guillermo is thinking about leaving Scottsboro, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
318.   Taffy Guillermo is thinking about leaving Scottsboro, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
319.   Taffy Guillermo is thinking about leaving Scottsboro, where she is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
321.   Taffy Guillermo is thinking about leaving Scottsboro, where she is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. In Guillermo House, their home, Taffy is attending to Kent Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Taffy Guillermo's father, Kent Guillermo, died in Scottsboro, Melvin, of natural causes; he was 67 years old.
324.   Zelig Guillermo had an affair with Taffy Guillermo. Zelig Guillermo had an affair with Taffy Guillermo; Zelig's wife, Carlee Guillermo, did not find out.
326.   Taffy Guillermo met one new person this year, Amandy Guillermo.
327.   Taffy Guillermo is now 50 years old. Taffy Guillermo met 5 new people this year: Joyan Guillermo, Alwin Guillermo, Carlo Guillermo, Rikki Guillermo, and Amandy Guillermo. Taffy just found out from Kelila Guillermo that her uncle Mike Guillermo was murdered in the wilderness of Melvin 21 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 40 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. (Kelila had recently found this out from Barbaraanne Guillermo.) Taffy just found out from Kelila Guillermo that her family member Kenyon Gilles died of disease in Becket, Melvin 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 43 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. (Kelila had recently found this out from Barbaraanne Guillermo.) Taffy reunited with her sister Barbaraanne Guillermo, who she hasn't seen since 40 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Taffy Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Alwin Guillermo, Rikki Guillermo, and Barbaraanne Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Taffy this year.
330.   Taffy Guillermo's half-brother, Jude Guillermo, murdered 69-year-old Whitaker Zollie in Pickensville, Melvin.
334.   The settlements of Riverside and Scottsboro are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Riverside will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Scottsboro, Taffy Guillermo now lives in Riverside.
335.   Taffy visited with her family member Eyde Zollie, who she hadn't seen since 48 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Taffy is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of her oldest friends, the late Kaari Guillermo; they first met 56 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin and last saw each other 24 years ago in Scottsboro, Melvin.
336.   Taffy Guillermo met one new person this year, Mike Zollie.
337.   Taffy Guillermo turned 60. Taffy is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, Harlan Gilles; they last saw each other 50 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. Taffy is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, Ainslie Noland; they last saw each other 50 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. Taffy is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Amandy Zollie; they last saw each other 51 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. Taffy is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own brother, the late Jude Guillermo; they haven't seen each other since 28 years ago in in Scottsboro, Melvin. Taffy is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own sister, the late Joyan Guillermo; they haven't seen each other since 28 years ago in in Scottsboro, Melvin. Taffy is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own brother, the late Ford Guillermo; they haven't seen each other since 51 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. Taffy is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own mother, the late Lethia Guillermo; they haven't seen each other since 60 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. Taffy is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own sister, the late Cosetta Guillermo; they haven't seen each other since 55 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. Taffy is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, Suki Zollie; they last saw each other 50 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. Taffy is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Rona Gilles; they last saw each other 56 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. Taffy is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own brother, the late Sargent Guillermo; they haven't seen each other since 55 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. Taffy is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own sister, Barbaraanne Guillermo; they haven't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Scottsboro, Melvin. Taffy is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, Joyan Guillermo; they last saw each other 9 years ago in in Scottsboro, Melvin.
338.   Taffy Guillermo has fallen ill. Taffy is on her deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Kelila Guillermo, Jackquelin Guillermo, and Eyde Zollie. Taffy Guillermo died in Riverside, Melvin, of natural causes; she was 61 years old. Taffy Guillermo was laid to rest in the Riverside cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.