Narrative

296.   Darth Pip Vaclav was born to Micaela Vaclav and Emile Vaclav in the town of Millbrook, on the island of Judgement. 6 people came to meet Darth Vaclav for the first time this year: Emile Vaclav, Darth Vaclav, Jessamine Vaclav, Gere Vaclav, Micaela Vaclav, and Pasquale Vaclav. Darth Vaclav's sister, Jessamine Vaclav, died in Millbrook, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
297.   Darth is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Darth Vaclav's younger sister, Maryrose Vaclav, was born in Millbrook. Darth Vaclav's sister, Maryrose Vaclav, died in Millbrook, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
298.   Darth is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Darth Vaclav's younger brother, Emile Vaclav, was born in Millbrook. In Vaclav House, their home, Darth is attending to Emile Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Darth Vaclav's father, Emile Vaclav, died in Millbrook, Judgement, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 57 years old. Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Gere Vaclav, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
299.   Darth is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Darth Vaclav's younger sister, Jessamyn Vaclav, was born in Millbrook. Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Gere Vaclav, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
300.   Darth has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
301.   Darth Vaclav is now 5 years old. Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Gere Vaclav, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
302.   Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Gere Vaclav, who 6 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
303.   Darth Vaclav is wondering about his brother Gere Vaclav, who 7 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
305.   Darth Vaclav is worrying about his mother Micaela Vaclav, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
306.   Darth Vaclav turned 10. Darth Vaclav is worrying about his mother Micaela Vaclav, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
308.   Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Gere Vaclav, who 12 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
309.   Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Gere Vaclav, who 13 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
310.   Darth Vaclav is worrying about his mother Micaela Vaclav, who 7 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
311.   Darth Vaclav turned 15.
312.   Darth Vaclav is worrying about his mother Micaela Vaclav, who 9 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
313.   Darth Vaclav is thinking about leaving Millbrook, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. There is talk of the settlements of Millbrook and Vaclav Hill consolidating.
314.   Darth Vaclav is now 18 years old. Darth Vaclav is thinking about leaving Millbrook, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Gere Vaclav, who 18 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
315.   Darth Vaclav is thinking about leaving Millbrook, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
316.   Darth Vaclav turned 20. Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Gere Vaclav, who 20 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
317.   Darth Vaclav is thinking about leaving Millbrook, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Pasquale Vaclav, who 6 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement. The settlements of Millbrook and Vaclav Hill are consolidating; representatives from the towns have decided that Vaclav Hill will absorb the rest. Due to its annexation of Millbrook, Darth Vaclav now lives in Vaclav Hill.
318.   Darth Vaclav married Susi Vaclav in Vaclav Hill, Judgement. Darth Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Susi Vaclav, Kassi Vaclav, Florri Vaclav, and Robinett Vaclav. Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Pasquale Vaclav, who 7 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
319.   Susi Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Sullivan Darth Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year. Darth Vaclav is wondering about his brother Gere Vaclav, who 23 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
320.   Susi Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Roy Ismail Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year. Darth Vaclav is wondering about his mother Micaela Vaclav, who 17 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
321.   Darth Vaclav is now 25 years old. Susi Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Ophelia Coleen Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. Darth Vaclav's daughter, Ophelia Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year. Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Gere Vaclav, who 25 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
322.   Susi Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Townsend Darth Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. Darth Vaclav's wife, Susi Vaclav, murdered 46-year-old Northrup Vaclav in Vaclav Hill, Judgement. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year. Darth Vaclav is worrying about his mother Micaela Vaclav, who 19 years ago set out for a new life in Powell's Crossroads, Judgement.
323.   Darth Vaclav's son, Townsend Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Darth reunited with his sister Jessamyn Vaclav, who he hasn't seen since 21 years ago in Millbrook, Judgement.
324.   Susi Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Devon Kai Vaclav, after Devon Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. Darth Vaclav's daughter, Devon Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Darth Vaclav's brother, Emile Vaclav, murdered Susi Vaclav in an act of revenge. Darth Vaclav's wife, Susi Vaclav, was murdered by Emile Vaclav in an act of revenge.
326.   Darth Vaclav turned 30. Darth Vaclav married Kassi Vaclav in Vaclav Hill, Judgement.
327.   Kassi Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Darth Hamish Vaclav; he is named for his father Darth Pip Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
328.   Kassi Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Enriqueta Saudra Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. Darth Vaclav's daughter, Enriqueta Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
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330.   Kassi Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Jessamyn Angelika Vaclav, after Jessamyn Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. Darth Vaclav's daughter, Jessamyn Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
331.   Kassi Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Meagan Nydia Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. Darth Vaclav's daughter, Meagan Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Anton Vaclav.
332.   Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Hansel Vaclav.
333.   Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Harrison Prasun.
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335.   Kassi Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Natalia Katha Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. Darth Vaclav's daughter, Natalia Vaclav, died in Vaclav Hill, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Darth Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Susi Vaclav, Terrence Vaclav, and Erhard Vaclav. Darth Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Erhard Vaclav, Susi Vaclav, Carlye Vaclav, and Terrence Vaclav.
336.   Darth Vaclav is now 40 years old.
337.   Darth visited his cousin, Carlye Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
338.   Darth Vaclav is worrying about his son Roy Vaclav, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Corning, Diomede.
339.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year. Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Emile Vaclav, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Hillsboro, Diomede.
340.   Kassi Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Minetta Jessamine Vaclav, of whom Darth Vaclav is the father. Darth Vaclav's son Sullivan Vaclav married Yelena Prasun in the wilderness of Diomede; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Diomede, along with child Heinrich Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year. Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Emile Vaclav, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Hillsboro, Diomede.
341.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Kurt Vaclav, was born in the wilderness of Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Sullivan Vaclav. Darth Vaclav's son Sullivan Vaclav and Yelena Vaclav divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Yelena Vaclav and Sullivan Vaclav decided that their child, Kurt, will live with Yelena. Darth just found out from Robinett Vaclav that his family member Florri Vaclav died of natural causes in Nolensville, Diomede 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. (Robinett had recently found this out from Kassi Vaclav.) Darth Vaclav is worrying about his brother Emile Vaclav, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Hillsboro, Diomede.
342.   Darth Vaclav met 4 new people this year: Dorcas Vaclav, Robinett Vaclav, Terrye Vaclav, and Trent Prasun. Darth just found out from Kassi Vaclav that his brother Emile Vaclav died of disease in Hillsboro, Diomede 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. (Kassi had recently found this out from Dorcas Vaclav.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Darth this year.
345.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Darth this year.
346.   Darth Vaclav turned 50. Darth Vaclav met two new people this year, Ashely Prasun and Nelie Prasun. Darth Vaclav made 5 new friends this year: Ashely Prasun, Trent Prasun, Micaela Prasun, Nelie Prasun, and Lonnie Vaclav.
348.   Darth Vaclav asked Kassi Vaclav for a divorce; Kassi pleaded for them to stay together, but Darth insists on divorcing. Darth Vaclav and Kassi Vaclav divorced after 22 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Darth Vaclav and Kassi Vaclav decided that their child, Minetta, will live with Kassi. Darth Vaclav and Kassi Vaclav decided that Kassi will stay in their house, and Darth will move out. Darth Vaclav moved out of Vaclav House in Vaclav Hill. Darth Vaclav moved into Vaclav House in Vaclav Hill. Darth Vaclav had a sexual liaison with Robinett Vaclav. Darth Vaclav is worrying about his son Roy Vaclav, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Moxee, Diomede.
349.   Darth Vaclav is worrying about his son Roy Vaclav, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Moxee, Diomede.
350.   Darth Vaclav is worrying about his son Roy Vaclav, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Moxee, Diomede.
354.   Darth Vaclav married Lonnie Vaclav in Vaclav Hill, Diomede.
355.   Darth Vaclav met one new person this year, Terrence Vaclav.
356.   Darth Vaclav turned 60. Darth Vaclav has fallen ill. Darth is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Harrison Prasun, Jessamyn Prasun, Micaela Prasun, Lonnie Vaclav, Susi Vaclav, Kassi Vaclav, Ephrem Vaclav, Terrence Vaclav, Minetta Vaclav, and Darth Vaclav. Darth Vaclav died in Vaclav Hill, Diomede, of natural causes; he was 60 years old. Darth Vaclav was laid to rest in the Vaclav Hill cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
357.   Darth Vaclav's son Darth Vaclav married Micaela Prasun in Vaclav Hill, Diomede. Micaela Prasun is now named Micaela Vaclav.
359.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Roseanna Vaclav, was born in the town of Vaclav Hill, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Darth Vaclav.
360.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Jayne Vaclav, was born in the town of Vaclav Hill, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Darth Vaclav.
363.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Rikki Vaclav, was born in the town of Vaclav Hill, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Darth Vaclav.
364.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Bernadine Vaclav, was born in the town of Vaclav Hill, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Darth Vaclav.
365.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Darth Vaclav, was born in the town of Vaclav Hill, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Darth Vaclav.
370.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Maynard Vaclav, was born in the town of Vaclav Hill, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Darth Vaclav.
371.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Althea Vaclav, was born in the town of Vaclav Hill, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Darth Vaclav. Darth Vaclav's daughter Minetta Vaclav married Trent Prasun in Vaclav Hill, Diomede.
376.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Opalina Vaclav, was born in the town of Vaclav Hill, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Darth Vaclav.
379.   Darth Vaclav's grandchild, named Kassi Vaclav, was born in the town of Corning, Diomede; the child's father is Darth's son, Darth Vaclav. Darth Vaclav's son Sullivan Vaclav married Brandi Noland in Johnson, Diomede.